Hetty's office.

'Need something, Callen?' Granger asked.

'Just um. The rest of the agents along with myself are wondering if you could um, dial back on the PDA a bit?' Callen awkwardly asked.

Smirk. 'Callen, I'm allowed to kiss my girlfriend if I want to. And right now, she's just resting. Got a problem with that?'

'She's using your lap as a pillow. Look, it's nice that you 2 like each other, but. Does everyone else have to see it too? It's a bit weird given that you both are our bosses.' Callen said.

Giving him a weird grin. 'Callen, if Hetty wants to kiss me, I'll let her. Heck, if she wants to have sex right there on her desk, I'll agree to! Tell the others that we really don't care if any of you think our affection to each other weirds you all out. Now if you excuse me, I'd like to go back to tenderly tickling her ear.' Granger replied.

Bullpen.

'Unsuccessful?' Sam asked.

'That, and he just gave me a really bad mental image of him and Hetty defiling her desk!' Callen shuddered.

'Why is it that old people are the grossest when it comes to PDA?' Deeks asked.

'Guys, they're 2 regular people in love. What's so weird about it?' Nate asked.

'You don't think it's weird? Okay, picture this: All those trips to the burn room or any empty room in this building, are actually just excuses for make out sessions. I swear the other day when I was passing by the burn room, I heard both moaning and giggling! Any other reason why that would be the case?' Callen replied.

That's when Nate got pretty uncomfortable.

Back in Hetty's office.

'You handled him well.' Hetty said, opening her eyes.

'You heard all that?' Granger asked.

'Light sleeper. I think it's amusing that they think we're gross just because we're old and have never been married.'

'Now I'm seeing why you like messing with them so much, it's fun!'

'Now you're getting it! (giggles). Can you rub my cheek again? I really don't feel like getting up right this second.' Hetty sweetly asked.

Rubbing her cheek. 'You really are something, Miss Lange.'

'I must be, you haven't gotten sick of me yet.'