Ross and Rachel stepped into the apartment 20 talking and laughing . basically for Ross , it was considered 'a subtle flirting to... you know trying not to come needy nor aloof . For Rachel though , it is an ordinary hanging out with a friend . for us , we call it a guy being unconsciously friend- zoned .
" hey you guys !" Rachel greeted the funny looking group , if what we call funny a pissed looking Monica , an overly happy ChanChan , and an amazed looking Phoebe and Joey.
"guys what happed?"
"Monica just lost Awwoohooohoohow ! "Chandler started to dance happily , until he remembered how silly he must looked so be stopped .
"I can't believe you lost ." Ross couldn't help himself chuckling
"NO need to laugh ! "
"it's okay Mon come here " Ross hugged his sister ." it's only for four weeks. "
"four weeks with annoying Chandler ." his sister snorted and got away from her brother's comforting embrace , her brother didn't UNDERSTAND . Chandler can be very annoying and nerve-wracking if he want to be . That man has some dangerous skill .
"hey at least it's not Joey ."Chandler protested.
"heyyy!"
"sorry man ."Chandler patted Joey .
" so now what ? Monica is kinda our hostess anyway " Rachel wondered . Well , she cooks for them three meals a day , and is mainly responsible for cleaning the apartment , what possibly Chandler gains more ?
Chandler eyed Monica briefly than announced "ok ! so you will be my maid starting from Tomorrow .You will call me master ..." he paused "...and you have to wake me up with a kiss before saying : chandler is the king ! " a goofy grin spread across his face .
Monica groaned :"there is no way I am kissing you NOR nurturing your fat ego ."
"we will see ! oh...and I will give you my work suit so you can iron them ."
Monica glared at him while he went on and on about her maid duties .
"I am off , good night !" Chandler announced as he waved goodbye.
"Guessing I should go too." Monica followed retreating to her room .
the others stayed there for a moment in complete silence , each one of them contemplating what to say .
" so Monica is going to be Chandler's maid huh ? maybe Phoebe can be my personal maid and... masseuse sometimes." Joey winked at Phoebe.
"if she also gets handsome Italian butler ." Phoebe winked back and now they are making some supposed flirting faces .
" hho no I will be stuck with Rachel bad waitressing ." Ross complained.
"Ahem!" Rachel shoot him an offended look and Crossed her arms.
"Rachel good impeccable waitressing ."
as Joey left to his and chandler's apartment, Joey couldnt help but ask :"hey man ?"
"yes ?"
"were you really going to stop smoking if you lost the bet?"
"hahaha I will just smoke behind your backs ."his roommate shrugged as he took out a cigarette from his left pocket , and started to smoke .
"hey what is that?"Joey grimaced not liking the odor.
"victory cigarette !"
-_-
morning
Monica didn't really want to wake up , in fact she thought of backing out , pretending it never happened , or maybe she could offer Chandler a ticket to a hokey game or something and they will call it off .
However , a deal is deal and she can't make herself more of a loser.
after she had ironed his suit now it's time for her to wake HIM up .
she entered his bedroom and saw his calm face , he looked cute while he slept .
pity she will ruin this look
three...
two...
one...
"chandler is a dick , chandler is a dick ."
"whaaaaaaaaaa !"
Chandler glared at Monica
"well aren't you?" his new maid tilted her head in fake innocence , not waiting for his reply she retreated .
"I am gonna make breakfast what do you would you like to it ?"
"pancakes ."
"ok "
at breakfast
once chandler showered and got into his perfectly clean ironed working outfit he joined his freinds in apartment 20 .
"By the way Joey , How did the audition go ? "Monica asked .
"It went great ,they want to see me again . I am waiting for Estelle to call ."
"good for you ."
"this might be my big hit ." he smiled .
"not my face I hope ." came Chandler sarcastic reply
-_-
later that day ... apartment 19
"hi "
"hi Monica what are doing here ? "Joey came into his apartment when he saw Monica alone in his apartment .
they are usually hanging in apartment 20 anyway.
"Folding Chandler laundry.what's up ?" 'oh yeah it's the bet .'
"Estelle called , they will see me tomorrow ." he grinned then asked
"is Chandler here?"
"oddly ! he isn't home yet ."
suddenly , the door opened revealing a happy looking Chandler.
"duude where were you?"
"I was shopping ." setting his bags on the floor .
"How is my maid doing ?"
Monica sent him a glare which he ignored .
"I got a present for ya !" and he lifted one of the bags , and showing Monica and Joey what's inside .
"Tadaa !"
"you are not serious, please say you are not serious ?" Monica scowled in disgust.
" I am verrry , compleeeetely utteeeeerly serious, could I beee anymore serious? "
not only Chanlder but Joey was also enjoying that a loot .
"yeah baby ." joey shouted with shear enthusiasm .
the smirk never left Chandler's face as he high fived Joey .
"go try it ! or is Monica chickening out? " as he handed the clothes to her.
Monica eyes the clothe once again , it's something girls would wear in a Halloween party .
she would look probably ridiculous , and her friends will tease her for a month .
Wait ! she looked at her reflection on the bathroom mirror .
she looked Hot !
the maid outfit fit her perfectly , the soft black material making her eyes looks bluer also contrasts with her fair skin , and fluffs under the short skirt peeping out cutely .
as she presented herself to the boys , Joey and Chandler eyes widened .
"best day ever !" Joey squealed .
"Chandler ?" she eyed him .
Chandler gulped , he knew she would look good , it's Monica , the most beautiful girl he ever knew in real life , but he didn't think she would look THAT Hot .
'maybe this is a bad idea '.he panicked.
"not... bad !" as Chandler tried to swallow his own salvia .
Monica raised an eyebrow.
"now make me some coffee ." he smiled nervously trying to look unaffected .
-_-
the evening: coffee House .
Joey saw a pretty girl sitting by herself .
"alone huh ?"
'wow he is handsome ! ' the pretty girl thought . "I guess so ." she smiled
"nice to meet you I am Joey ."
"and I am Cloe , it's a franch name ." she smiled sheepishly "I am franch ."
"oh ! I know some franch ." Joey smirked ,' this is it !'
"really ?" Cloe smiled again , feeling more confortable .
"pou pli pla ?" 'how you doing in Joey's version of franch .'
the girl eyed Joey oddly ' is he for real ?'
"I think I should go , nice to meet you ."
"opla plu !"shouted dejectedly as the pretty girl closed the door behind her .
Ross , Chandler and Phoebe sitting on the orange couch turned to Joey alerted by thier friend's shout .
"what is joey doing?" Ross turned to his friend in confusion .
"probably talking to invisible aliens?" came Chandler sarcastic reply .'
"so that's why a green giant ghost was always following Chandler the whole week ." a look of realisation passed Phoebe as she pointed to the air next to her sarcastic friend which made him tense and move away from it next to Ross .
"at least you are attractive in the other world ." Phoebe mumbled but loudly enough for Chandler hear.
"it's a female green giant ghost right ?" an uneasy smiled decorated his face , as he asked Phoebe .
...silence ...
"right ?" his voice cracking slightly .
"Chandler how could you ?" with a fake offended voice , Phoebe then turned to the air next to Chandler "I am so sorry he just looks gay , but he is not ." trying to explain to the air as Chandler eyes widened .
"oh the green ghost left ...whatever !" she shrugged and returned to reading her magazine . Chanlder loosened up .
trust Phoebe to Frick him out in the weirdest kind of way.