"And now it's time for—" Rocky started to speak.

"FIGURE-SKATIN' BULLWINKLE!!" Bullwinkle exclaimed, now dressed in a sequined leotard with ice skates on his massive hooves.

("The Thieving Magpie Overture" by Rossini plays)

The stage had now been converted into a massive ice-skating rink, and Bullwinkle excitedly ran onto said rink. With every beat to the song, he perfectly executed a triple salchow, then proceeded to draw a figure eight in the ice...the ice was quite thin so he fell into the frozen water and emerged encased in a block of ice.

"And now, back to the show!" Rocky exclaimed, then immediately got accidentally shoved by Bullwinkle. "I'm...okay...kinda..." the little squirrel moaned.