Super Squashman: Yes, there will be lemons in the story (M rating). They're going to be a little bit rare because it takes a long time to write a good lemons scene and I don't want this to feel like a porn flick. Although, I'm thinking about aging them up about three years so when we get to Shippuden they will be 18. Or I can age them up fully off of the bat (but that is unlikely).

Helping the Orange Kid

14- I Just Walk In, I just listen in, Part 2

Last Time

I then turn aruond and open the door and shut it behind me, and I start walking to my room. Then I stopped smiling evilly, I turned around at the closed door to my father's office.

Why not act like the cute blonde for one night?

It is a prank.

Naruto U. POV

Smiling rubbing my huge belly, and "I wish I can eat more of the food of the gods."

But sadly, my unlimited stomach has its limit. And second, I don't have a lot of money….

As I kick a rock on the road, a plan clicks in my head, and it was perfect, without a doubt.

And luckily my sensei is out of the village for the next couple of days. So, I won't see his huge head. And how can you do that without any hindsight… last time I checked that is impossible.

Taking a deep breath, I put my hands in my favorite hand signs and whispered, "sexy no jutsu."

I didn't turn myself into a beautiful sexy naked girl this time. But a beautiful girl of five feet and two inches and a beautiful big-breasted blonde who is also wearing an elegant silk kimono.

And I couldn't help but smile as I walk down the street. Everyone is looking at me guys and girls…. I feel so proud of myself for mastering the I am beautiful and rich girl walk that's all the pretty and rich girls do.

But practicing the walk for hours I realize it is just about how you shake your hip side to side as you walk and how confident you look doing so.

Good thing I practice, I'm used to the height, and it is weird being a little top-heavy for some reason…. If I need to make a quick escape through a window or something. Uh, I don't want to get, uh, stuck… Uh, never mind, don't remember that Naruto.

They say the jutsu is an allusion but it obviously not.

I look like a girl and feel like a girl, at least what I think what a girl will feel like.

Don't blush.

Then a group of guys started whistling at me, being nice I smiled and gave them a small wave.

Walking past and continuing my walk. Since I have ninja training, I knew where the guys are looking at, my butt…. Which is an odd thing to realize.

With a happy smile, I started humming. This side project it's working so well, who knew looking like a hot sexy girl is so effective?

XxXxX

"Miss, I must ask you to stop," someone said in front of me.

Stopping myself from thinking about my new jutsu. Invite me what do you mean standing in front of the gate, and the gate connected to those funny-looking walls.

"Forgive me, I was daydreaming." And here I thought it was a 20-minute walk, "is this the Hyuga Clan compound?" I ask smiling holding my hands in front of me.

The guards look at each other.

"Oh," I started smiling awkwardly, "your clan bloodline for your eyes."

"No problem, Miss, I recommend you turn around and return to your daydreaming." The ninja on the left says, a little rude in my opinion.

I shook my head softly, "no Hyuga-San I was told by some of my girlfriends, that the Hyuga clan has some of the prettiest gardens in the land of fire."

They look surprised for a moment and their cheeks turn red, "I'm honored but you don't have to use that suffix."

The other one suddenly spoke up saying, "Byakugan."

"Hyuga-San," I gave the first guard a wink. "Wow, is that the Byakugan?" I ask using the same word he ues.

"Yes," he says simply looking me up and down with this bloodline, he has a small blush on his cheeks as he did so.

"Oh, Hyuga-San? You need me to spin around?" I ask covering the parts where I normally cover up with smoke.

"No," he says simply again.

He then turns off his bloodline and gave his partner a quick nod.

I smiled, "open up please I just did my nails." I say cheerfully starting to walk to the gate.

The guard who I was mainly talking to opened the gates for me. "We are letting you in our home, don't make us sing and only look at the flowers."

I smiled at him, "thank you Hyuga-San, Do you mind if next time I bring my paint set?"

The ninja gave me a nod and then shut the gates in front of me.

I don't know round with a simple step looking like I was dancing.

And in front of me was truly a beautiful garden. So, why not, it is part of my cover story.

Outside, Non-POV

"Why did you let her in?"

"She is a noblewoman."

"What makes you say that?"

"She has a lot of chakra but no control over it."

"And?" the man asks wanting more.

"The lady has two ANBU teams on her as guards."

"Damn two of them, and I didn't even see a ring around-."

The quiet one spoke up "you don't even have a shot."

"Hey, let a man dream-."

"And she had that feeling round her like nobody had ever told her no."

"Hey, I was talking!"

The quiet one laughed. "Thanks for being the better man and not cutting me off."

Sasuke POV

I look at the floor in front of me and at my father's office door.

I found it a little bit naughty getting on my tippy toes and focusing on my breathing, so I won't make a sound.

But going off what the order giggling girls say, 'being naughty for special occasions.' One of the girl's 'boyfriend's birthdays is coming up, and if anyone wants to be naught and join the slumber party I'm throwing for him.'

I didn't get the other half of the conversation because they randomly got close together and start giggling at random times.

But next time, when I do something naughty, I might invite some friends to join in…. But now there is no time.

Being careful where I step in the minefield of wooden planks in the hallway.

I'm using the technique that my Big Brother taught me, hey look weird and one of the older women says I look super cute, with some gigging added in. And Big Brother start laughing for some reason…. Now thinking about it, it might not be the correct way, but it is doing the job.

Walking on my tippy toes with my arms upper for balance and my hands close to me. I quietly tiptoed my way to the door. I felt like a ninja, and it was exciting.

I see why the blonde loved doing something like this.

Before I knew it, I put a soft hand slowly on the wall. And putting the hand softly on the wooden door luckily didn't make it sound.

With some effort I slowly bend down and put my ear on the wooden door, feeling how truly cold the wood is.

XxXxX

They were talking softly to each other and where the voices are coming from, I bet my mom got up and starts sitting on dad's lap again.

"So, honey why didn't you want to tell her who she is going to marry?" He asked doing something to make his wife gasp and a high pitch.

After a long moment of silence, awkward silence for me. She answers her husband's question, "by knowing his parents and by watching him for a little bit… And knowing our daughter she will fall in love with him eventually even without a marriage contract."

I can only imagine my dad nodding.

"When I ask about the topic his guardian, he says he hasn't told him about any of it. I bet he doesn't even know he already has a small harem. I feel like it would be unfair for him, to wonder why a girl is so interested in him."

"Yes, the young Namikaze is a part of the CRA."

"Hey, he should take his mother's name because the Uzumaki Clan was much more powerful and older." My mom said in a serious but joking tone, and I can almost imagine mom slapping him on his bicep.

Uzumaki? I think I heard that somewhere, but where? I wish I can huff to myself, but I went with biting my lip.

"Technically, they marry in secret, and your friend changes her last name in secret if I remember you saying."

I can hear my mom answer using a huff.

"And now the Uzumaki Clan is almost forgotten but the Namikaze is fair by his enemies and worshiped by his friends."

And I can only imagine mom smiling happily shaking her head, "my beloved husband has the mountains of paperwork made you forget?"

"Mmm."

"All the CRA documents say the revival of the Uzumaki Clan…. And yes, he does have the right to revive his other Clan, but… I take that as a win." I can hear her trying not to smile but failing miserably.

"Oh yes you won good job honey," the weird thing is I imagine dad petting mom on the head.

"Hu-oo," giggling "stop it," Mom said in a squeak making me feel embarrassed and blush for some reason.

Almost at random the wall and door buzz slightly, and I can't hear what is inside the room anymore.

I separate my hands from the wall, and taking a step back I say or ask myself, "did they notice I was listening, or did they realize the privacy seal was off?" I didn't care if I talk out loud, the seal stops all the sounds on both sides.

"You were spotted Sasuke-Chan."

I turn around slowly recognizing the voice. "Hi uh, Big Brother, what are you doing up so late?" I say wishing my hair was down because I can play with it, or I can awkwardly play with it.

"I can ask the same for you," he says walking to me. He stepped on a spot that make the wood say is age.

After a second I blink and open my mouth slightly in arrestment, utterly red in the face. Hearing my heartbeat in my ears, I smartly say in response, "oh."

"Oh?"

"Oh, I was uh-h just l-listening i-in," I said squeaky out and I also use the stuttering card for bonus damage against boys.

My brother shook his head and say sadly, "I pity your future husband."

"…."

"Oh, the cat got your tongue?" He asks smiling.

"Uh no. Can you trade me?"

"Sorry, Sasuke-Chan but I can walk you to your room and tuck you in." He said give me a nice big brother smile.