Wallugiu rusehed up the to the topo of the cock shaped space shit to find Elon Muskk and fuck his shirt up after destryoing Planet Cock. Falcon and Wario follow him, Wario farting with shit dribbling down his thighs as he wobeld up each dauting step. Revege was in the air as Waluigis cock thorbbed with incest passion. Wario wario wario wario though had to make sue that Walugi would not return to his murderers ragelike back in the prison where Wario got fucked by a horse.

"Imma kill you Musk!" Waliigi said

"LOL," said Elon, "lmao."

Waluigi took a gun out and aimed it at Musk's head, but when he go to pull the trigger, the sound of heavy metal guitar filed the room. Yes! It was the sound of legenday Megadeath as Duke Nukem flew into the spaceship with his very own cock rocket! Every man stopped in looked at total awe at the immense manly spirit that was alien killer and all around cool guy Duke Nukem appeare!

"Holy shit!" Wario pissed. "Is Duke Nukem!"

"D-Duke!" Falcon said, his ballsack tingling.

Duke flicked his cigarete to the floor. "I came to fuck ass and drink cum, and I'm all out of cum," he said manly.

But before anyone could strip nake and have sex with manliness himsefl, it was ten that everyone ealize that Duke Nukem had charated a giant hole in the spaceship and a vacum into the depp space. Everyone was getting sucked out like a an angry whore sucking seman out of an old man's urethera. Wario, surpisingly, was sucked first, flung toward the gaping hole befour Duke Nuekm grabbed him.

"There you guy, little man," Duke said, his hand carressign Wario's soft tushie. "Hmm, I wouldnt mind poynding that nice of yours ass later..."

"Hurry, Waluigi," Falcon said, "We nead to get ot Duke's cock rocket!"

"But... Elon blew up your home!" Waaaaaaluigi said.

"It doesnt matter!" Falcon said, grabbing Waluigi's wrist. "We're going die if we don't move!"

Elon Musk laghed, "I'm outa here!"

Waluigi and Falcon hurry, the inviting cok rocket having enough room for all men but Elon, who decide to take private escaep chamber and exit that way as the spaceshit begin to blow like yo momma. Duke Nukem took cotrol of the rocket, Wario shiting in his lap while Waluigi and Captain Falcon bumped butts with one another.

"Damn, what a shame," Duke Nukem said. "Planet Cokc sounded like a paradice."

Falcon shead a tear. "It was..."

"What are we dong now?" Wario asked.

"I have a favor to ask you," Duke said. "THere's someone I know that needs rescuing from space prison."

"Wah, we gotta go to prison again," Waluigi said. "That sucks!"

"Yes, prison is a bitch," Duke says flexing his mucsles. "But you may no this person or not: his name is Homer Simpson and his in prison for a crime he do not commit."

Wario scratched his anus. "What? Homer Simspom?"

"Holy shit," Waluggu said. "Thats yellow homno owes me money! Let's go!"