A/N: I've decided, eh what the heck. Sporadic updates if I ever get the ideas to write Bell and his Servant of fuck ups.

After they had fully introduced themselves.

"I am Edward Teach, the most famous Pirate in the world! You can call me Blackbeard or Teach if you wish."

"Oh my name is Bell Cranel, this is my Goddess Hestia. We're part of the Hestia Familia."

"Oh~ I see you've already started eh? As expected!"

"Eh? Started on what?"

Hestia had informed them that in order to follow Bell around, as Jason had said was the role of a 'Servant', they would need to join her Familia. Jason seemed non-plus, while Teach seemed more than a little excited.

With a drop of her blood and a piece of parchment to inscribe the stats and skills. The two new members of the Hestia Familia were given their first status papers.

Holding parchment of paper, Jason couldn't help but feel his eye twitch at the contents. More specifically at the skill at the very end of the paper.

"Of course," He almost threatened to crumple the paper in his hands "Of course that skill would still be here, why wouldn't it? Why couldn't it be changed for something more useful?"

"YAHOO!"

In contrast to the currently annoyed and angry Jason, Teach was more than a little ecstatic as he held the paper in his hands. Bell couldn't help but laugh awkwardly as the man seemed to twirl on the spot.

"Stats, Skills and Magics! It truly is like one of my Isekais!" He let out laugh and giggle "I truly am in a Light Novel."

"Tch," Jason crumpled his own paper and tossed the ball at the pirate's head "We already have stats and parameters as Servants you oaf, what makes this so different?"

Teach paused, and Jason couldn't help but feel more annoyed as it seemed that the pirate was looking at him like he was the idiot. He turned to the only woman currently with them.

"Oi Oppai Loli Goddess!"

Hestia felt her eye twitch at the name, distantly reminded of a much more annoying Goddess.

"If we start killing or fighting things we get stronger right?" He started punching the air "And then when we get the max experience, BAM, we level up and grow even more stronger right?"

"That's… almost right," Hestia stared at the pirate "You do get stronger when you fight, but levelling up is usually done after getting a D in your stats, then after doing an amazing feat you can get your god, me, to level you up."

Bell knew how such a thing was difficult to do, to the point that some would spend years at Level 1 and that the fastest that one had ever levelled up was in the span of a year.

Teach turned to Jason with a smile "See totally different!"

"At the whims of the gods huh?" Jason ignored the pirate's response, his face scrunched up a bit "Damn that sucks if you happen to have a God that hates you then."

Teach stroked his beard "Then again, I guess it is reasonable. They are the leader, so it may be up to them." He then sighed "But I guess I can't just level up in the middle of fight, body broken but then pulling off a victory when my health and magic return to full, what a sad reality."

Bell laughed "Well if it's anything, I think it's really hard to level up so it might just take us a while." Despite that he smiled "But I'm sure if we work hard, we'll get there eventually!"

Hestia let out a happy cry, going over to hug him. Only to stop and reel back when Teach had beaten her to the punch, hugging the poor boy with enough strength that he was gasping for air.

"Spoken like a true Light Novel protagonist!"

Jason shook his head, but he couldn't really keep the smile from forming on his mouth.

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Jason

Level 1
Strength: I0
Defense: I0
Dexterity: I0
Agility: I0
Magic: I0

Magic:
Astrápste Argo: Summon Magic, calls upon the shadows of comrades that once sailed upon the same boat to aid in combat. How many is summoned and who is summoned however cannot be controlled. Summons the ship itself if used in large bodies of water.

Come friends that sailed upon the same ship!
Bring glory to your name and mine!
Behold the Glory of the Argonauts, the Glory of Jason!
Astrápste Argo!

Skills:
Conquered Sea With Distant Friends: Increases parameters of those that once sailed with him. Also boosts courage to people around him.
Inspiration at Death's Door: Increases one capacity for strategy and insight when placed in danger, growing stronger the more fatal the danger is.

Edward Teach

Level 1
Strength: I0
Defense: I0
Dexterity: I0
Agility: I0
Magic: I0

Magic:
Queen Anne's Revenge: Summon magic, calling upon a ship manned with a ghost crew in the water. Summons the cannons only if summoned in an area without water.

Here it comes, here it comes.
Can you handle her cannons?!
Queen Anne's Revenge!

Skills:
Voyager of the Storm: Gives increased tactical abilities and charisma. Also increases effective in sailing ships.
Pirate's Honor: Increases stats when in a certain type of mood.
Pirate Crew: Increase attack and defense power of Queen Anne's Revenge the more crew members are on board.
Gentlemanly Love: Allows for healing to be spread among allies. Increased effectiveness when with those with certain 'attributes'