Master Fighter Battles 3 Chapter 2 New Teacher
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(Meanwhile Snorlax is running inside the Snowpoint Temple, waking up Blaziken, Corviknight, and Dragonair in the process. He jumps and then stands outside of the door).
Master Snorlax: Justice... is about to be ours! (Snorlax jumps into the air, before leaping downstairs. The Animaria Wild Force begin to follow Snorlax. Snorlax hops over A Couple of rocks and swings off the staff of a statue of Zacian. Then Corviknight flies after Snorlax. Blaziken is catching up too. Snorlax crashes through trees striking different poses as the Animaria Wild Force runs after him. After jumping off a building's roof, Snorlax lands in, then catapults off a tree; with the Animaria Wild Force watching him. In the orange sky, he meets a cloud shaped like Master Drednaw. After a moment, Snorlax chops it in half across the neck. He begins falling towards the ground so fast, tears come out of his eyes. Snorlax and the Animaria Wild Force land in dramatic poses, and they land right in front of Mr. Watchog's noodle shop). We will have two justice platters, please. (As the Animaria Wild Force and Snorlax order food, Mr. Watchog writes down their orders on a notepad).
Master Infernape: Three.
Master Corviknight: And A Couple of tofu buns.
Master Snorlax: Oh, and the spicy noodle soup for Blaziken. (Looks at Blaziken). Did you want extra sauce with that?
Master Infernape: She wants it on the side.
Master Blaziken: On the side.
Master Snorlax: On the side. (Moments later, Snorlax is running down a street with his arms out to give everyone a high-five as he runs down the street going so fast his paws almost got set on fire).
Crowd Member #1: Dragon, you can do it!
Crowd Member #2: Go, Dragon Warrior!
Crowd Member #3: Defend the valley!
Crowd: (In unison). Dragon Warrior! (In Fact, a bystander's hand was set on fire, and he blows his hand to put the fire from Snorlax's high-five out).
Crowd Member #4: Go, Dragon Warrior!
Crowd Member #5: Yes, defend the valley!
(Eventually, Snorlax and the Five land outside of the Training Hall. Snorlax lands in a pose, but the Five casually stand by. Blaziken looks lazily at her hands. Corviknight inspects his wing).
Master Snorlax: You guys are not doing dramatic poses, are you?
Master Mantis: Do we have to strike a pose every time we land?
Master Snorlax: You guys, never underestimate the power of a dramatic entrance! (Snorlax walks up to the entrance of the Training Hall, striking a pose at every step of the way). And I have heard about experts who could win a fight just by throwing open a door. (He prepares to open the door, recoiling his leg. However, when he goes to kick open the door, his leg stops in front of a stoic Urshifu's face, almost hitting him. Urshifu's ears blow back from the wind as he asks Casually with a Playful Smirk on his Face).
Master Urshifu: Dramatic entrance?
Master Snorlax: (Meekly and a little fearfully). Master Urshifu!
Master Urshifu: The Dragon Warrior is correct. (Urshifu closes the doors to the training hall behind him).
Master Snorlax: Really? Because I was just making... Yes! Wait I mean, yes, I am.
Master Urshifu: Before the battle of the fist comes the battle of the mind. Hence, the dramatic entrance. (Urshifu kicks the door open, leaps forward, and thrusts his staff into the air. From above, Snowpoint Temple archers receive Urshifu's signal and go ahead to shoot flaming arrows at large pots all around the room. The room lights up at once).
Master Snorlax: Whoa, nice dramatic entrance! What is the occasion?
Master Urshifu: Today will be my final class. (Snorlax and the Five become worried).
Master Snorlax: Your final?... Wait, I did not know you were sick. (Looks at Urshifu's eyes). Although, you have been looking a little- (Master Snorlax pushes Snorlax away with his staff).
Master Urshifu: I am not sick.
Master Snorlax: Healthy. A little healthy. A ton truly.
Master Urshifu: (Facepalms). My final class because from now on, your training will be in the hands of the Dragon Warrior. (He brings his Zacian staff forward and it comes to rest on Snorlax's stomach. The Five look at each other in confusion. Snorlax nods and smiles as he looks behind the Five. Eventually, his face turns frightful in realization).
Master Snorlax: WHAT?! (Snorlax's Scream knocks Urshifu back a short distance with his voice and steps close to Urshifu's ear). Me? Teach? Because I mean, why not Blaziken? She is always telling everyone what to do.
Master Blaziken: (Upset). Be quiet, Snorlax.
Master Snorlax: See what I mean?
Master Urshifu: Blaziken is not the Dragon Warrior. You are.
Master Snorlax: Come on, they are the Five! What can I teach them?
Master Urshifu: There is always something more to learn, (Suddenly Urshifu appears behind Snorlax) even for a master. For instance, let me show you another move... (Urshifu Twirls the staff around before stopping suddenly). The dramatic exit. (Points the staff at the roof). What is that? (Quickly leaves the room and closes the door. Once he realizes what He did, Snorlax is completely amazed by this).
Master Snorlax: Whoa! Are you kidding me? That... What? Where did he go? (The Five appear stunned by Snorlax's clear stupidity).
The Five: (Bowing down in unison). Master.
Master Snorlax: (Chuckles). He is gone guys. It is cool.
Master Infernape: We await your instruction, Master.
Master Blaziken: All you need to lose... is our respect.
Master Buzzwole: (Walks up to Snorlax's shoulder). Seriously, how bad could it be? (Snorlax smiles nervously at this).
(Minutes later, there is chaos in the Training Hall, as the Five are panicking).
Master Buzzwole: Awfully bad! Unbelievably bad! (Two wooden clubs squish Master Buzzwole. Snorlax watches from a safe area with a staff in hand).
Master Snorlax: Okay, okay, let us switch it up. Infernape, Solid Iron Wall stance!
Master Infernape: (As he is running on the Dragon Planks). Yes, master! (Postures himself and then falls through the Dragon Planks). (Snorlax Cringes at the sight of this).
Master Snorlax: I mean... Blaziken, tornado back flip!
Master Blaziken: Yes, master! (Master Blaziken flips back and just as a wooden club that is on fire hits her).
Master Snorlax: (Points at Blaziken's head Crest; its tip is on fire). Oh no, fire! (But the Archer's misinterpret Snorlax's words and shout).
Snowpoint Temple Archer #1: Fire! (The archers fire randomly across the Training Hall's interior. One of the arrows got stuck on Blaziken. She winces in pain at this).
Master Snorlax: Sorry! All My fault. (Points at Corviknight). Corviknight, go high, I mean, low! (Corviknight flies into Dragonair and falls on Buzzwole, who is laughing at all the chaos. Buzzwole at once stops laughing as Corviknight lands on him before shouting in pain).
Master Buzzwole: Ow, my Biceps! Now I will be able to return to my old friends Stakataka and Xurkitree!
Master Snorlax: Uh, Dragonair and Blaziken, to... uh, like a totem pole! (Blaziken balances herself on a wooden warrior as Dragonair sits on Blaziken' head). Poison... Technique! Uh, you two... do... a swarming insect bite with a yellow tail, yellow jacket, uh, spicy... Shark Tank... (The Five go ahead to fall altogether. Against the reflection of the flames on the wall we see the silhouettes of the Five going flying around by the Training Hall equipment. Shortly after, they slowly walk up – tired and beaten - to Snorlax. Exactly like what happened to Snorlax the first time around the training hall when the positions it was the other way around with the group. Dragonair was stuck around a piece of wood from a training dummy).
Master Dragonair: (Weakly, not trying to hurt his feelings). Good... job... Snorlax. (Snorlax tries to touch Blaziken' flaming ear, but Blaziken knocks his hand away).
Master Snorlax: (Meekly). Did you at least... learn a little something?
Master Blaziken: Yes. (Extinguishes the fire on her ear). That you cannot teach.
Master Corviknight: And Blaziken is flammable. Turns out. (To make matters worse, one of the training equipment fell from the roof).
(A/N #1: Just a Quick Reminder: A Rapid Strike Style (Water Type) Urshifu is playing Master Shifu here. Not to be Confused with Single Strike Style (Dark Type) who played Tai Lung in "Master Fighter Battles" (1). Just to avoid any confusion that may happen).
(A/N #2: I forget to mention this but if it will help, just imagine that Marshadow will grow in height with every master he takes the Chi from).
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