Author's Notes: Hello everyone, another unexpected update, huh? Now I just want to let everyone know that Danzō is not the same as cannon. Many of the things he did in the story of Naruto have not happened because, well, he is here in MGQ! Lastly, go check out my other stories, Monster Hunters, Somebody Up There Likes Me, Cunning Little Fox, and The Babysitter's Continuation. All good reads, I think, but then again, I'm biased.

It was late at night in the village of Konoha. Danzō had been reading some reports from his spies to the north. It was concerning information he had received. If this information were correct, he would have to send Naruto in for reconnaissance when he returns from his mission. Danzō was about ready to turn in for the night. The word 'was' is an essential factor here.

Yet before the old Warhawk could stand to put out the candle, the door to the Hokage's office blew open, and in stepped Naruto with his chest puffed out and an air of smugness around him. "Lord Hokage! I bring wonderful news!" Naruto yelled, catching a rock that was aimed for his mouth. "That would have sucked if I had missed that."

Danzō rubbed his temples, irritated by the blond, "You have returned," he looks over Naruto's appearance, "uninjured, I take it they have seen reason to our diplomacy?"

"Yeah, I would say that," Naruto answered and tossed the rock back at him. Danzō caught it and put it with the rest of the small stones in a little stone garden he had on his desk. "Anyway, onto more important news, Willow the First, the spider Queen, plans on personally coming here in two weeks to discuss your plans on this so-called village expansion. Do you want me to start building the wall around Konoha and the mountain they reside in? I could have at least eight thousand shadow clones on it without it affecting me much. An extra three thousand if I let Kyuubi help out." Naruto finished leaning against the wall by the door.

"No," the Hokage denied his student, "we wait for the spider-girl leader to arrive. There may be more unexpected guests or situations around the mountain that needs to be taken care of before that." Danzō explained. "I have something else for you. My spies-"

"Wait, we have those?" Naruto interrupted in surprise, pushing away from the wall. "I thought I was your only informant?"

Danzō didn't miss a beat at being interrupted and chose not to answer the question that was asked, "have discovered a hidden village here full of shinobi."

Naruto started laughing at the apparent obvious joke, "Oh, come on, old man, that's-" He caught the look that Danzō was giving him, Naruto sighed, "You've got to be kidding me…," Naruto pinched the bridge of his nose, "Can they use chakra?"

"The village's name is Yamatai. It's to the northeast of us past Plansect Village. I'm sending you in for reconnaissance. I want you to document your findings, if they use chakra or not, their numbers, who's in charge, and combat shinobi personal assessment. Use your ANBU gear for the duration of this mission. Return within two weeks before the spider queen makes her appearance. "

"I understand. We will need to make preparations for her arrival. She is huge, like fifteen feet tall huge." Naruto also explained.

Danzō didn't react to the information, "Truly?" Naruto nodded his head for his answer. Danzō frowned, "On the west side of the village began construction of a clan compound for the spider-girls. We are going to have to move buildings and widen the roads."

Naruto gave a reluctant grin, "We are lucky our village is small, and most buildings are wooden. I can make up to eight thousand clones to start on the project with the rest of the populous. We might be able to get a good majority of the village behind this."

"Hardly, I approve. I will announce our annexation of the spider-girls and the village extension program."

"Will we compensate the villagers? We are the richest nation in the south due to our export." Naruto pointed out. "The unrest this would cause would be tremendous."

Danzō folded his hands in front of him, "They will receive thirty gold pieces and be able to remodel their new homes. That will be their compensation for their compliance."

"Right, what about the port city?" Naruto asked about the report he remembered from his other clone.

"I have already sent aid for that matter; I sent a shadow clone of my own to meet them. They have agreed to be under our flag. Konoha now has a seaport for trade and a navy. Our village has grown to fifty-eight thousand, now adding the refugees to our current population. I have plans to establish a new nation. I shall name our new Nation, and it will be called The Land of Forests. Konoha, the village, shall keep the same name, while our new port will be called Port Breeze, and spider girl mountain will be renamed to Mount. Hollow."

"The land of Forest, the village hidden in the leaves, Mount. Hollow, and Port Breeze?" Naruto nodded his head at the names, "Man, you really went with this tree thing, didn't you?"

"For that matter, have a clone send word to Port Breeze about the construction details. They will also have spider-girls living there in the foreseeable future." Danzō explained, spinning a bit in his chair to glance at the mountain in the distance.

Naruto gave his sensei a thumbs up, "Will do! I think we should also not have the entire population of spider-girls move into the village." He added.

"Explain."

"There are a lot of them. People, humans, I mean, are going to take time getting used to them. There are also their numbers. I think realistically; we are looking at about six thousand spider-girls. I think what we should do is establish another village at the spider girl location." Naruto finished his explanation.

Danzō rubs his chin in thought, "Interesting proposal." However, his eye narrowed at the blond. "There are a few problems with that plan. Resources, expenses, and then there's also the want. People will not up and leave the village for a bad investment."

Naruto slowly nodded his head, "Okay…, OH! How about we build up a fortress! We can use it as a fallback site if we have to during a war. That and we can also make it a clothes making site. There is so much web there we can make massive amounts of spider silk clothes."

"Now, how we solve getting the villagers going over there?" Danzō asked, keeping his voice even.

"Umm…," Naruto sighed when he couldn't come up with an answer. "You got me there."

Danzō stood up from his desk, "We reward them with money and a tax exemption for an amount of time. We will then split up the spider-girl army and have them garrison Port Breeze, Konoha, and this new fortress/settlement, Fort Root."

"Ah yes," Naruto started becoming more and more sarcastic as he went, "Fort Root, shall make three more forts and call them, Fort Trunk, Fort Branch, and Fort Sap?"

"Not yet," the man said earnestly, considering the names.

"Oh, I was only joking going with it." Naruto put his head in his hands. 'At least it follows a certain pattern.' That was the only bright side he could see about the names.

"When you return, we must discuss the creation of a navy. Now leave me. You have a mission to complete." Danzō dismissed Naruto as fast as he came.

"It will be done." Naruto bowed and took his leave. He unsealed his ANBU gear from his person. Once Naruto was out of the building, he let out a sigh; of course, he was going to have to go on another mission right away. 'Well, I have full mission discretion. I don't need to go full force in flashing around Kurama's powers. I need to test them. Fight them at their own speed or just a little bit better to gauge them on their abilities. I'll fight their village guard and sneak in to look around.'

With his mind decided, he grinned under his ANBU mask. He summoned two clones, "You two know what to do." Naruto told the clones, who gave him a simple salute. "Better not waste any more time!" With a chakra enforce leap, he jumps to the roof of a building and out the village through the trees. He disappeared into the night as quickly as he came.

It only took him two days to reach Yamatai. Tree running made everything more comfortable, and endless reserves of chakra helped too. It also made dodging monster girls so much easier. A grin flashes across his face. This was his first real mission in which he had complete control over. Naruto couldn't stop his excitement from getting the best of him.

'Based on the time it took me to get here, I think I have a total of six days I can spend here before having to head back. I have no idea when the Spider queen will return, so I best play this fast and safe.' Naruto thought, looking over the older village.

The village looked much like how Konoha does now. There were four temples of worship, Gods that aren't Ilias, such as cats, foxes, tanuki, and snakes. He could see the statues around each of the temples. 'Look at that Kurama! They have a temple for foxes!'

'As they should.' The low grumbled of his partner said not really interested at all by the temple for the fox.

'Not impressed?' Naruto thought to his friend from the same world that he was from.

'No. I will never be impressed by the insignificant buildings of humans.' Kurama grunted. There was a pause in the conversation, and Naruto was about to start his observation when Kurama spoke up once again. 'Naruto, there is something powerful nearby.'

Naruto, from his spot in the tree, raised an eyebrow at that. 'There is? Well, we're gonna have to take a little look-see then. More powerful than the spider-queen?'

'Yes, more powerful.' Kurama simply replied.

Naruto frowned, 'Should I be worried?'

'No, it would just be pointless to do so. It isn't a part of the village.' The fox said. Naruto could feel the Kyuubi look in the source's direction as his own head followed that feeling.

'What do you think it is?'

'How am I supposed to know, brat? If you have forgotten, I am stuck in the blasted seal you promised to get me out of.' The oversized fox growled bitterly.

'Excuse me for trying to get your opinion! I already told you that I'm still stuck on finding the right variables for the key. I have shape down but not the variables.' The blond sighed, shaking his head, "Well, that sucks." Naruto glared off to the mountain that Kurama had warned him about.

'Oh and Naruto,' The great fox called from within inside the seal.

'Yeah?' Naruto asked, growing curious about what else the fox had to say.

"Who are you?!" A voice called him out from below.

Naruto could feel his eye twitching at being caught. 'Damn it, Kurama!'

'We got company.' The fox laughed at the blond's expense.

Naruto looked down from the tree to see a small fox girl pointing up at him. She had grey hair with two sizeable grey fox ears, ruby-red eyes, two grey furry tails swaying behind her; she was short, almost as tall as him. She was wearing a pink half kimono with a purple obi, wooden sandals, black arm guards, and black spandex shorts.

Naruto dropped from the tree to the stand in front of the younger girl. She looked surprised at him jumping down from his high-up spot.

"Oi, be careful! You might break your leg doing that!" The girl criticized him. Naruto blinked but didn't say anything. The younger girl pointed at him, "Now tell me what you were doing up there!"

"...," Naruto stayed silent, which made the girl stomp her foot down.

"Fine then! I will have to use force! Witness my greatness!" She raised one of her legs and formed an odd hand sign. The next thing he knew, clones surrounded him. Naruto blinked in shock as he looked all around him. Hell, even Kurama was surprised by the action.

'Interesting…, so the fox-girls can use jutsus.' Kurama muttered, raising his head from its rest position.

'Holy shit, they can use jutsu!' He glances at all the clones. 'Twelve clones, no eleven. Are they solid clones or are they-'

One clone started talking, none of the other clones spoke or moved. "Ha-ha-ha, you will never guess which clone is the real me."

Naruto facepalmed, and Kurama also facepalmed or rather buried his head in his furry front legs. 'You can't be fucking serious!'

"Stop, stop, stop!" Naruto waved his hands frantically. This mess was the most ridiculous thing he had ever seen. 'Does she realize she is the only one making facial expressions! Or better yet, how about switch places from where you were standing!'

The girl smile smugly, "Ah, so you know when you are beaten? Good now submit and become my husband!"

"W-What, what? No!" Naruto stuttered, wholly bamboozled by well, just the sheer audacity of well, everything! "What the Hell is happening, right now!?"

The fox girl put her hands on her hips and looked at him like he was the dumb one! "You gave up and became my husband, all that remains is for me to make you orgasm three times, duh!"

Naruto's jaw dropped. "That's not what's happening here! You- I- Damn it! That's it! I got everything I need! I'm going home now." Nope. 'Fuck Danzō, this village is no concern at all!'

"What!" The girl looked upset, "You are not running from the marriage!"

Naruto growled, "Fine, you wanna fight;" He pointed at her, "well, you got one, ya brat!"

"Once I beat you, be prepared to feel my- Ow!" Naruto hit her with a small stone on her forehead. The clones disappeared. She flashes him a grin, "Oh, it seems that you are smarter than you look!"

"Stop laughing, Kurama," Naruto demanded through gritted teeth. "I have had enough of you little-"

"Your short too!" The fox girl pointed out. "Actually, I might be taller!"

Naruto didn't know what caused him to snap. The mocking of Kurama's laugh in the back of his head, how dumb the fox-girl was, or the short comment. He really didn't care for the short comment, but everyone kept throwing the damn line at his face. It was enough to piss him off. 'Like I hadn't fucken noticed!'

Naruto appeared before her in a burst of speed and picked her up off the ground, "I'm gonna have to knock some sense into you, ain't I, brat?"

"I-I-i-I won-Won't give up so easily! Take this!" Two of her tail sprung forward!

They grabbed hold of his pants and started to pull them- 'WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF ATTACK IS THIS SHIT!?' Naruto raged, tossing the girl away from him. 'Does she seriously not know how to fight? Except using sex attacks? Is that even fighting?!'

'Kill her, I demand! She is an embarrassment to foxies everywhere!' Kurama barked from inside his cell, 'She will only die if that is all she knows how to do.'

Naruto frowned at the nine-tailed fox's comment, 'I'm not gonna kill her because she makes your kind look bad, Kurama.'

The Kyuubi roars inside the seal. 'Then teach that thing something for the love of the sage!'

'How about you don't blow out my eardrums!' Naruto screams back at the loud fox, keeping his eyes on the fox girl that was almost his height. The Kyuubi had a point. 'Hmm, that's not a bad idea. Maybe by helping the girl, it might put me in good graces with the other fox girls. I might also be able to get some information out of her.' He paused in thought at what else Kurama had said. 'Who's the sage?'

'When you're taller.' The fox told him with a gruff grunt.

'Oh, fuck off!' Naruto raged, cutting the connection.

The little fox girl landed on top of a bush. She took a second to get up. She stood up, shaking her head, still dizzy. "Your strong but I will- Why are you sitting- OW! STOP THROWING OW- ROCKS AT OW- ME! OW!"

"Come sit down, or the next one is going down your throat," Naruto said, patting the ground in front of him. The girl looked at him, rubbing the red mark on her forehead, but she did as asked and sat in front of him. She gave a pout but soon realized that it wouldn't work because of the mask he was wearing. She couldn't see if her cute pout was working.

She frowns at him, "Why are you-"

"Quiet!" He yelled at her, which almost made her fumble backwards. She looks at him with wide eyes. "Today, I will teach you how to fight little fox. I was deeply unimpressed by your skills in the ninja arts."

"But I-"

"Quiet!" Naruto bellowed once more, silencing the girl. She shook just a bit at Naruto's tone of voice. She then sent him a heated glare. "Your clone jutsu was piss poor. Your hand-to-hand combat was only based on- irregular attacks that did little to no harm. What would you have done if I was a monster girl that wanted to eat you?"

Her indignant look fell from her face. She looked terrified to say anything but opened her mouth to say, "I would have…," She then cut herself off, and Naruto finished for her.

"Died?" She looked away from him. Naruto gave her a nod in understanding, 'At least she isn't that dumb to realize that.' Naruto snapped his fingers at her to get her attention. "What's your name?"

"My name is Kitsu." Naruto smiled under his mask.

"Well, then Kitsu, I, the bearer of the fox mask, will make it so that you may survive in this world. It would be a sin if I didn't help a fox in trouble, dattebayo?" Naruto told her, trying to keep the excitement out of his voice. The little grey fox looked at him in wonder. Too bad for her, he was a student of Danzō. She wasn't going to have it easy. Naruto stood up to tower over her intimidatingly, which didn't really work when she stood up and has a big smile on her face.

"What should I call you?" She asked in a happy voice leaning forward, trying to look into the small slits in the mask to see his face.

'Okay, she can be pretty cute when she's not trying to be rapey,' Naruto thought before a nasty idea hit him. A smug smirk crossed his face. 'Hey, Kurama?'

'What do you want now, you short infernal-'

"You may call me, Kurama-sensei," Naruto told her his fake name with a deep bow.

'Oh, fuck off!' Came the enraged reply of the great and mighty Kyuubi.

"Now, my student, the first lesson will start once you," Naruto stopped to pull out a large scroll from one of his seals on his person and throws it on the ground. The scroll unfolded, and a seal appears on the top and bottom. Naruto summoned a shadow clone to stand next to him. "Now, Kitsu, I want you to stand on that circle while I stand on the one in front of me."

"What is it, Kurama-sensei?" Kitsu asked, looking down at the seal with curiosity.

Naruto looked up to the sky as a tear fell from his eye. Hearing Kurama scream out horror at how his name was being used was the most incredible thing he had ever heard. It was well worth the headache that was going to come- No starting.

"This, my student, is how we will start our training," Naruto said, still not fully answering her. He stepped onto his circle, and she did the same. Naruto grinned. He flashed through twenty hand signs. "Sorry in advance, this might make you a little sick." He told her as he finished.

The girl looked ready to hop off the scroll as she exclaimed, "What-!?"

!Poof!

They both disappeared. The clone Naruto smiled, rolling up the scroll and tying it to his back. He summoned six more clones. He gave them a nod, and they all vanished from the small field.

Naruto and Kitsu appeared in a massive wooden structure. "Welcome, my student, to the Time Construction Seal."

The girl looked around at her surrounding with amazement. "Woah, so cool! Where are we?"

Naruto could have been an ass and repeat the same thing but decided not to. "We are inside the scroll, by using special seals-"

"You know seals like Tamamo!?" The girl yelled out in shock. Naruto stayed silent as he let Kitsu continue, "Only high-level monsters know of them, and even less can use them!"

Naruto was at a loss for words, and so was Kurama. "Who is this Tamamo?"

"Oh! She is like a mother to all the foxes! She is great! She is nice, caring, oh, and super smart! She is also the strongest of all the fox-girls. She's the nine tails!"

Everything stopped for Naruto and Kurama. 'There is another nine tails?!'

'A nine tails fox that knows sealing. Naruto.' The Kyuubi started. Naruto knew where this was going.

Naruto was quick to shut that line of thought. 'No way! I am not going to go looking for her as much as I want to. We both know there are some monsters out there that I can't beat without your help. I do not want to think of going up against a being at your level or higher.'

'Do you actually think-'

'Yes, I do! I think she might be able to beat you! She knows sealing and is properly a master like me. It's as you said, a nine-tailed fox that can seal! As much as I want to meet someone like that, we have to hold off on that. We don't even know if she is here or not.' Naruto tried to reason with the nine-tailed beast. 'However, we have plenty of time to get information from her. We have like three weeks' worth of time in here.'

'You better not forget.' Kurama grumbled out irate.

'I won't. I'm just as interested in this as you. You want out, and I want to meet another seal master!' Naruto pointed out his own self interested in the matter.

"Alright, Kitsu. We have three weeks to get you stronger so let's get to it!" Naruto said, clapping his hands together.

"What!" The little girl yelled out in horror. "I can't be in here for three weeks! I will miss Tamamo, and she will get worried."

'Well, that answers that question. Tamamo will not be here before I have to leave.' Naruto smile hoping that would be the end of it with Kurama. He really did-

'We don't know the complete time frame.' Kurama shot back.

Naruto sighed, knowing that was also true. "Don't worry about it, Kitsu. Three weeks will pass in here, but in the real world, time is slowed down. We will only be gone for three hours."

"Oh, oh. Well, that's fine, then I won't miss Tamamo!" the girl exclaimed happily.

Naruto decided that it was time to ask the question that Kurama wanted to know. "When will she be here to collect you."

"Two weeks! I'm staying at the fox temple until then." Kitsu gleefully gave away the information without even thinking.

Naruto heard Kurama grumble. Naruto knew that meant the subject was over now. Nothing that either of them could do about it. "I see. Let us get started then. Your first lesson, taijutsu."

Naruto ducked under a fist from the small fox girl, "Better; you should make clones to distract." Naruto blocked and then dodged a tail grab, then he blocked a kick to his lower jaw. "Very good-," Naruto had to duck under a tail smack, "Yes! Use all openings! No hesitation!"

Naruto grabbed her arm and sent a kick to her stomach. The nimble little brat twisted out of the way and used a tail to catch his leg. She pulled his leg out from under him. He caught himself mid-fall and performed a handstand before flipping back to his feet. He was back into his combat stance, not a moment later, only to see himself surrounded by clones. Naruto grins under his mask, 'Wonderful! She waited until I was preoccupied to summon them. She is getting better.'

She and the rest of the clones started slowly circling him; the next thing he knew, they were running full tilt. Naruto watched and waited. His eyes were scanning over each of the girl's faces as they ran around him. Then they all leaped in on him. Naruto dropped down to the ground with a sweeping kick and managed to trip up the real one. She was sent flying. She crashed into the hard wooden ground and rolled for a bit before stopping on her belly.

'Oops.' Naruto thought, seeing her crash landing. 'I better go check-'

'Wait.' Naruto stopped in his tracks as Kurama spoke up from the darkness of the seal.

'What's wrong, Kurama?' Naruto questioned the great fox.

'Her power is rising.' The tailed beast informed the blond—interest lacing its voice.

Naruto turned his gaze back to the girl, 'What do you mean?'

'What I said.' Kurama growled halfheartedly.

Naruto's eye twitched, 'Thanks for elaborating for me.' Naruto's eyes narrowed as he observed Kitsu. She got up slowly, but Naruto could help but notice a small blackish mist circling around her. She dropped on all fours, and the black mist covered her completely. Her eyes shined through the mist like two lit fires in the dark. She growled. 'How much powerful did she get.'

'Significantly, but still nothing.' The nine-tailed fox snorted. 'She is at the power of one of those worker spiders. Maybe a little bit better.'

'So why did she just get stronger?' Naruto inquires, rubbing the back of his head in confusion.

'If you don't know, then how could I?' The Kyuubi asked bitterly as if Naruto should have known that. It was apparent that Kurama was upset with him. 'I only know what you know about this world.'

Naruto grumbled to himself about Kurama not taking a guess. The mist burst away from Kistu, and Naruto's eyes widened. Her appearance had changed somewhat, and he thinks that this change was permanent. The most noticeable thing, though, was the third tail swing around behind her. Naruto appeared inside his seal with Kurama.

Kurama's voice echoed in his head. "She has ascended to the third rank; she is more powerful than before."

"It looks like she got older too. She no longer looks like a little girl but more of a teenager. I'm calling this fight here. I have done what I set out to do in three weeks worth of time."

"Find out how her power increased," Kurama demanded from behind the red gate.

Naruto rolled his eyes and waved the beast off, "I'm not an idiot."

"Right, you're a short idiot," Kurama adds on.

Naruto's fist tightens at the fixed insult, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, I will," Naruto smirks back at the Kyuubi, "Kurama-sensei!"

"NARUTO!" Kurama slammed into the seal's red gated doors. Naruto hightailed it out of there.

Naruto was now back inside the Time Construction Seal. Kitsu was still on all fours, ready to pounce on him. Naruto clapped his hands together. "Enough."

Kitsu stops her growling and tilts her head at him. A frown appearing on her lips, "But I could still- Ow!" A rock hits her forehead. She rubs art the spot she was hit. She bows, "Yes, Kurama-Sensei." Naruto also bowed to her as well.

"Sit down, and we will discuss your fruitful training." Kitsu smile and plopped down on the floor ungracefully. Naruto followed suit buts much more gracefully. "First thing. Have you noticed anything different about yourself?"

"No!" she said rather cheerfully. Naruto wasn't surprised. When he first started using the fox's chakra for the first time, it was the same way. She was also in the heat of battle as well.

"You sure?" Naruto wondered, raising an eyebrow she couldn't see.

"I think- Wait!" She looked down at herself and gasped as she shot up, "I changed, no, I increased my power!"

"So when you get stronger, you get a new tail?" Naruto inquired, observing her.

"Yes, all Kitsunes do! Our darkness grows when we get stronger in fights." Kitsu told Naruto as she spun around admiring her new look. "Tamamo said I wasn't due to get one for a while, though."

"She was right, had I not trained you." Naruto smiled at her, "Well, I'm happy for you. My training has done you some good. You are a better fighter, and now you are also stronger. Keep practicing the things I have taught you, and you will no doubt get even more stronger."

Naruto stood up and bowed to her again, "You have done very well, Kistu." Naruto blinked as he watched the fox-girl kick off her sandals and slowly approached him.

There was a smug smile on her face that only made Naruto frown. "There is no questioning it now. I'm taller than you without my sandals, Kur-a-ma-sen-sei~."

Naruto only frowned, seeing that she did, in fact, get a bit taller when she gained the new tail. She had gained like two inches making her five foot one. There had to be a blush on his face too. She looked hotter now.

Kurama was not feeling the same hearing his name said the way it was. 'Tell her your name so she will stop using mine!'

'Hell, no. This is the perfect material to get under your skin. What's the matter, you flustered by the little fox girl?! Kur-a-ma-sen-sei~!' Naruto bites back. Kurama only raged in the seal.

'You dare mock me, brat! I the strongest of the Biju, a swing of my tail crushes mountains, causes tsunamis, a roar can level a whole hidden village!' The Kyuubi ranted about the apparent disrespect that he was receiving from a lesser being.

'Of the Biju, a swing of my tail crushes mountains, causes tsunamis. Yeah, I heard you say this before, you know?' Naruto repeated the same statement cleaning out his ear.

"Well, Kitsu…, what's with that look?" Naruto narrowed his eyes at her with suspicion.

Her tails swung around behind her with purpose. She was close to him, very close. She was rubbing against him. There was a playful look on her face as her eyes were narrowed seductively. He froze at her look. He found his face flushing with color. Naruto would admit that this newer older version of her was far more harder to resist. One of her tails wrapped around his wrist as she brought him in closer to her. Her head was on his shoulder as he allowed her to get behind him, thanks to his little distraction with Kurama. Kitsu pressed her larger chest against him. Her hands slipped past his arms. One hooked around his chest to rest on his opposite shoulder while the other slithered down south.

Naruto gulped as he watched that hand crawl its way down to start undoing his pants. Kitsu whispers into his ear, "You have helped me out so much getting stronger that I should help you out too. You made me stronger, and I'm going to make you feel good, Kur-a-ma-sen-sei~." Naruto slowly nodded. He heard her make some kind of low purring. Her breath was hot on his neck.

'SHE WILL NOT JERK YOU OFF USING MY NAME! NARUTO! NARUTO! NARUTO!' Kurama's voice rang inside his head, almost rupturing his eardrums. The roar rattled him as his hands shot up to his head in real life, knocking Kitsu away from him. The fox landed on her ass, not expecting Naruto to react that badly. Naruto seemed very into what she was doing not only a moment ago. She sent a glare at him but stopped when she saw him gripping his head painfully. She watched as he started falling forward.

She managed to jump up and catch him before he fell flat on his face. She lowered him to the ground and rested his head on her lap. Her hands slowly reached down for his fox mask.

"YOU COCKBLOCKING BASTARD!" Naruto entered the seal, eyes blazing a firey blue. He marched his way up to the red gate stomping through the knee-high water.

Kurama's glowing blood-red eyes only glared at the slowly approaching blond, "Oh? You're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're coming right to me?"

"I can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer," Naruto said in the harshest voice he may have ever used.

"HO HO!" Kurama barked out a laugh before his voice got more serious. "Then get as close as you need to."

The Naruto clone grinned, seeing that his opponents were elves. He had engaged them as he had the rest of the clones get into position. The one with the kunai was in front of him while the other was behind him, brandishing a katana. The Naruto clone had two kunai out in both of his hands. 'So these are elves, huh? Boss is going to be upset he didn't actually get to see them.' He had heard an adventurer talking about them in Konoha at a bar while he was resting from a long day of training. There was a saying he always wanted to say to one. This was the perfect time to do so. The elf with the sword charged at him. He blocks her with a kunai while not taking his eyes off the kunai-wielding elf. "You elves are all the same, all flare and no fury!" He pushed the swordswoman back with his kunai. While deflecting three kunai that had been thrown at him by the elf.

"I'm going to enjoy breaking you in, little one." The swordswoman glared at him. The clone could see the lust in the woman's light-brown eyes. She has medium-length black hair that was tied up in a pony-tail, and her long ears poked out, which she had some of her tucked behind them. She was wearing red sandals, a long red skirt, two swords on her left hip, her belly and lower part of her chest were bare. Her top was armor that covered her hands, forearm, shoulders, neck, chin, and cheeks. The armor was white with red ropes and cloth, while the rest was black on the outside, separated by gold lining and white on the inside. She was also the taller of the two elves.

"Not if I get him first, Samurai." Her partner said aggressively to the other elf.

"Don't worry, ladies. There will be enough for the both of you." The clone assured the both of them. It was at that time when five of the shadow clones that had also been hiding popped out from the roofs of the buildings on the outskirts of the village. "You are outnumbered. I sure hope you got more backup. You are dealing with true shinobi. Come at me with the intent to kill or you will not survive."

The clone charge in at the kunai throwing elf. Said elf has red eyes, short spiky silver, and brownish hair that was almost entirely swept to her right, and she had a centipede tattoo on her left arm. Her outfit consisted of a black mask on her face, a black with gold trimming top that showed off her chest, a red obi around her waist, and also covered her crotch. A red scarf around her neck, two green small hooped earrings in her ears, a leather backpack that was tied around her waist by two green ornaments, she had on these padded covering on her hands, black and gold leather leggings that kunai attached to the top of them, and finally black sandals.

The clone got ready to dodge six more kunai that the elf had thrown, but his eyes widened as he watched the elf's hands fly through multiple hand signs. "Kunai Kage Bunshin no Jutsu," as six kunai she had thrown after the other two became thirty. The Naruto clone replaces himself with a log. The log splintered under the direct hit.

"Finally!" The clone cheered, "A real fight!" The clones only grinned at the outburst. This was the first time he has actually faced someone with real ninja skills. Not that he had anything to really worry about but still. "You four handle the swordswoman, you, engage the kunoichi with me."

The leader, Naruto clone, stayed on top of the roof he was on. His other helper was down on the ground in a taijutsu battle with the elf kunoichi. The leader Naruto clone barked out, "Disengage for a cooperation Technique," The clone on the ground did so as he jumped back, releasing a hail of shurikens on the elf. The leader clone threw up a hand sign, and the other followed until they became in tune with one another, "Katon Renkeijutsu: Karura!"

A jet of pure flames shot straight at the elf from two directions. The flames met in the middle and turned into the image of a bird that flew right at the ninja elf. She disappeared in with a smoke bomb and only appeared behind him. The leader clone had to break the jutsu to stop the stab that was aimed at the back of his neck. He catches her wrist but found one of his legs kicked out from under him. He let go of her arm and use both his arms to catch himself on the roof before launching a dropkick to her belly. She blocked it and pushed him with great force. He was flung from the roof, and the clone on the ground caught him.

"Samurai Art: Tokei no kaiten." There was the sound of four pops as the clones that had gone to fight the swordswoman all popped at once. She slowly approached the last two clones. The clones received the memories from the dead clones.

They looked at each other. The leader clone frowned. "A genjutsu and kenjutsu mix. She is dangerous to us. Test her more. Fight at jōnin level see what she can really do."

"Got it." The clone exploded in speed and rushed at the samurai, who looks a bit more shocked at the speed the clone was going. She redrew her sword quickly to block the attack and found herself being pushed back by the short human.

"You're strong!" She grunted out as she held him off.

The clone leaned forward, "Show me more samurai."

"Call me Gekka." She managed to grin, "You will make a wonderful slave, possibly a husband."

The Naruto clone titled his head, "I am Naruto, and my loyalty is towards my village and its people. I am no slave."

"Not yet, but you will be." She told him, pushing him away from her blades. He was quick to block once more from a downward swing. He jumped back once he broke the lock between them. While in the air, his hands flew through hand seals, and he took a deep breath, "Fūton: Shinkūha!"

"Samurai Art: Ugokasenai yoroi!" She called out, and the clone watched on as his attack hit but did nothing. There was a dark glow around her. The jutsu she had used deflected his wind and couldn't cut into the dark glow.

"Impressive armor ability, but can you handle this?" The Naruto clone spun his two index fingers rapidly, "Fūton: Senpū no tsumamu kabe!" Two localized tornadoes appeared and raced forward to Gekka. Her eyes widened largely that it was almost comical.

"W-W-W-Wait! H-H-How is that-" She then cried out in pain as the first tornado ensnares her while the second one merged with the first to create a larger tornado. It slashes her with razor-sharp wind pinions before it threw her at the Naruto clone. Her swords were flung into the side of a building and a tree not too far away. He caught the woman and held her in his arms. He examined her. She multiple cuts on her from the twisters. Some of them were deep. He frowns. 'Why didn't she continue to use that armor technique? Was my twister too powerful that it cut through her jutsu?'

"You did a number on that one, huh?" The Naruto clone turned to look at the leader clone and saw that he had the Kunioichi elf swung over his shoulder with her ass up in the air. That red obi thing was tight back there. "What's your assessment?"

"They are Chūnin level at least with some of their abilities. Their reaction time varies when they are shocked by any type of new development in the fight. They are not used to fighters their level or greater. Her sword technique was astounding. We should come back here to learn should we want to use a katana." The clone holding Gekka told the lead clone.

"Understood, treat her of her wounds and dispel. Set her next to this one by the tree over there. We are done here. We got everything we need." He pointed to a tree not far away from the road.

"Copy that," the clone said as he laid the woman out on the grass. He took out a medical pack from his bag and started wrapping up her wounds and small injuries. Soon enough, the memories of the leader clone came to him. He cringed, seeing that the kunoichi was a lightning user. She had used the jutsu Raiton: Raiga, Raiton: Raishinsen, and Raiton: Jibashi.

"Damn, you guys are skilled just too bad you don't have any real experience with real fighters." The clone said aloud, looking over her again. He nodded to himself as he cleaned off the blood from her. Once he was done, he picked her up.

"You are kind." The Naruto clone was taken aback by the sound of Gekka's voice. He looked down to see her looking up at him with half-lidded eyes. "To heal your enemy's wounds."

"You are no longer my enemy." the clone told her.

"I see," She seemed to understand more than she should of, but the clone left it alone. The clone brought her to the tree that the elf ninja was resting at. She glanced over at her fellow warrior then looked back at him. "Who lasted longer?"

"You did, and you showed less of your skills than she did."

Gekka smiled smugly at the woman ninja, "It looks like I'm the better warrior, Kasumi."

The clone merely shook his head at the woman's antics. "I will be off." The clone was about to go.

"Wait!" But the quick call of the woman stopped him. He looked down at her. "Could you at least get my weapons? They are important to me." Naruto raised his eyebrows at the request but went ahead and did what he was asked of. He returned to the woman who smiled at him gratefully.

"I have a question for you know, Gekka." The clone started and waited for her reply.

"Yes," She raised an interested eyebrow.

"Your kenjutsu was beautiful." The woman looked appreciative to the comment about her skills, "Should I find myself back here in this village. Could you possibly teach me?"

She looked away from him for a moment before she turned back to him and said, "Could I ask something else of you?" The clone nodded, not seeing the problem with it, though too happy that she hasn't answered his question. "Could you remove your fox mask? I wish to see the face of the man that beat me?"

A true shinobi would have scoffed at her request, but the clone realized that if he did want to learn how to use a sword as she did, then he might as well just do it. It's not like the boss could do anything about it. Naruto put both blades under his arm and used his right hand to move his mask to the side so she could see his full face. He kept a neutral face as she looked up at him.

She smiled sweetly at him and put a hand to cheek, "I take it back; I would make you a husband only." The clone had the decency to blush at her compliment.

"T-Thanks, I guess," Naruto muttered, getting the older woman to laugh.

"I will ask you of one more thing could you put my katanas in my sheaths?" The elf woman asked, and the clone nodded, not seeing the problem. The clone got close to her and put the first blade away. He started putting the second one away, and her hand shot up and grabbed his wrist. His head quickly turned to her, only for her other hand to hold the back of his head and pull his head forward. His lips and hers meet. She kissed him. She had used his kindness to kiss him! She let him go and he fell backwards in shock. His eyes were wide as he blinked rapidly. He was stunned as he pointed at her.

"I would be honored to teach you. However, I might have more than one motive to do so." She crawled forward to be on top of him.

"Wait, you- You played me!" The clone wanted to point at her, but that would be possible with the tall woman on top of him, and she had his arms pinned down.

"Oh, I never said I couldn't move. I chose not to." She slowly leaned down, going in for another kiss. The clone smirked at her.

"Were it so easy?" and the clone disappeared, leaving the elf alone. No one played Uzumaki Naruto and got away with it!

A completely upset Naruto and a mildly worried Kitsu appeared in a clearing next to the road that leads to the village. Naruto was upset that not only did he get cockblocked by that red-orange bastard but also because one of the clones had gotten more action than he did. Well, he was also happy that he could call this mission complete and head back and rest before the craziness with the spider-girls happens.

You see, Naruto wasn't into sexual advances unless he wanted it. Spending three weeks getting to know Kitsu and having her approach him as she did without rape on her mind, that was totally fine and welcome. Threatening to make him into some kind of husband against his will, or make him a sex slave, or even a meal? Yeah, fuck that.

"Alright, Kitsu, I'll be seeing you around." He told the fox girl as they stepped off the scroll, and his other clone disappeared in a poof of smoke.

The girl huffed, crossing her arms, still upset with him, "Whatever," She started walking away, swaying her hips as she went with her tails swinging in the opposite direction of her hip. Naruto frowned at her. He had already explained to her that he had a seal in his head that allowed someone to talk to him or, in his case at the time, scream at him.

She believed that, but she didn't like the fact that he had given her a fake name. Naruto saw how she was acting and thought of a funny prank to play on her. He would just have to simply say this one little line.

"We'll bang, okay?"

She nearly tripped over herself, "What-?" She noticed that Naruto was nowhere to be seen. She was left alone on the road. Kitsu growled and stomped her foot down, "Don't threaten a girl with a good time, jerk!" She walked away but not before smiling, "I almost had him."

Author's Notes: There we go, an unexpected update! Was that a Halo, an Oblivion, and a Jojo reference? Damn, I'm good. A cockblocking Kurama. Oh, man, that's a fun idea. Anyway, Google Docs has been acting fucking weird. I have to keep reloading the page after like maybe an hour of typing. It's a piece of shit. I hope you all enjoyed the chapter.

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