Master Fighter Battles 3 Chapter 7 Father Son Bonding Time
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(Meanwhile, with Snorlax and Ursaluna crawling up the stairs of the Snowpoint Temple).
Master Snorlax: (Pants). A couple more steps.
Ursaluna: (Pants). Oh.
Master Snorlax: Feeling the burn. Do you have Snorlax asthma too? Does that run in the family? (Snorlax and Ursaluna reach the top and continue to pant). Dad, you are gonna love this. It is like the coolest thing ever. (Drags Ursaluna and pushes open the door). This is the Hall of Heroes. (Snorlax shows the room in all its glory to his Father). Home of the most priceless kung fu artifacts in all Sinnoh! (Ursaluna is speechless at the sight of all the artifacts before him).
Ursaluna: Whoa! This place is...
Master Snorlax: Impressive? Were you gonna say- You were gonna say impressive, right? 'Because it totally is!
Ursaluna: Totally! (Snorlax and Ursaluna walk across the hallway).
Master Snorlax: But be super careful. Everything is very fragile here. Like the Urn of Whispering Warriors. Someone broke that... once. (Snorlax does not want to admit his mistake with that very thing from before).
Ursaluna: Who?
Master Snorlax: (Pauses). A Couple of idiots.
Ursaluna: Wow! (Snorlax sees what his father is admiring).
Master Snorlax: This is Master Flying Drednaw's battle armor.
Ursaluna: I wonder if I could fit in that.
Master Snorlax: Get out of my head, Dad! Hey, I have wondered the same thing!
Ursaluna: If I could fit in it?
Master Snorlax: If you could? No, if I could fit in it.
Ursaluna: Oh. (Snorlax runs off to show his dad other cool stuff while Ursaluna continues staring at the piece of Battle Armor).
Master Snorlax: Dad, check it out! Master Incineroar's Flame Belt. The Infinite Dragon Master. (Snorlax then moves to another exhibit). Dad, look at this! The battle helmets of Master Rattata's army. They are so tiny! (Snorlax then moves to an exhibit hanging on the Wall). Master Primarina Lana's waterproof armor. This is my favorite. (Finally, Snorlax moves to one last artifact in the Room). Check it out. It is the legendary battle rickshaw of Emperor Miraidon! (Then A fully armored Ursaluna appears behind Snorlax).
Ursaluna: (Muffled). Sweet ride.
Master Snorlax: (Gasps). Dad, what are you doing? We are not supposed to touch anything.
Ursaluna: (Lifts helmet). Oh, sorry. Sorry. Should I put it back?
Master Snorlax: Yes, you absolutely should. You look so cool, though. (Gasps and asks Excitedly). How does it feel? Do the hinges hinge? Does it smell like a Drednaw? Does it feel like you are impenetrable? Does it feel like you can take on a thousand warriors? And-and appear unscathed?
Ursaluna: (Laughs at his Son's Enthusiasm). Heh. Yes, it is very cool. (Looks down at a leather string). Oh, wonder what this does, I should pull it. (After pulling the string, the armor activates with a spiked neckbrace, metal wings, and a red flag on top of the helmet. Wheezes excitedly).
Master Snorlax: I bet I just peed a little.
Ursaluna: (Lifts helmet and says in a mischievous tone). Anything else we should try in here, son? (Snorlax and Ursaluna look at all the artifacts behind them. Minutes later, Snorlax is waving two swords around while riding Master Miraidon's rickshaw with Ursaluna pushing the rickshaw as they race around the Room).
Master Snorlax: Charge! Faster, faster, faster! (Next, Snorlax and Ursaluna are using the helmets of Master Rattata's army as thimbles). Thumb war!
Ursaluna: Reinforcements! (Pulls out more tiny helmets. Meanwhile, with Snorlax and Ursaluna running, holding shields. Then they put the shields underneath them and use them as sleds. Snorlax crashes into a pillar).
Ursaluna: This is so much fun! (Ursaluna crashes into a pillar shortly after. Next Ursaluna is spinning Snorlax around on a shield). Here we go!
Master Snorlax: Impressive! Whoaaaaaaaaaaa! (He spins faster and faster. Next Ursaluna comforts Snorlax as he vomits).
Ursaluna: There, there. (Snorlax thinks he feels better).
Master Snorlax: I am fine, I am fine. (But then Snorlax Vomits again).
Ursaluna: There you go. (After that Snorlax is in Master Primarina Lana's armor and is running towards Ursaluna).
Master Snorlax: Primarina Lana style attack! (Shoots out a tiny arrow from the fin).
Ursaluna: (Deflects arrow with armor). You got me!
Master Snorlax: Primarina Lana style retreat! (Steps back while clapping hands and making chirping Primarina Lana noises. Next Ursaluna is lifting a metal ball launcher).
Ursaluna: Go long, son! (Shoots it at Snorlax).
Master Snorlax: Whoa! (The metal ball hits Snorlax's stomach and slams him into a pillar), I was not ready! (Laughs and tosses ball back at Ursaluna). Coming back at ya.
Ursaluna: I got it. Going high! (Tosses ball back).
Master Snorlax: Let us go! Yes, come on. (Knocked down by impact. Following that Ursaluna is chasing Snorlax around a Pillar).
Ursaluna: I am coming for ya!
Master Snorlax: Bring it on, Master Drednaw! (Waves red cloth).
Ursaluna: Here I come! (Snorlax pulls the cloth away and turns his head. But then he stops Laughing in Excitement for feelings of fright when he sees a shocked Five and Urshifu staring at him).
Master Snorlax: Oh. (Drops every artifact he wore, and waves. After he notices Master Rattata's army's helmets on his fingers, he quickly brushes them off and tries to look innocent. But then Ursaluna continues charging – unaware of the others' presence).
Ursaluna: I got you; I am gonna get you. (Bumps Snorlax repeatedly as he keeps trying to support an innocent expression on his Face). Who has gotten you? Who's gonna get you? Yes, who's gonna get you?
Master Snorlax: (Attempts to shush Ursaluna). Shhh. Master Drednaw.
Ursaluna: Why, what is wrong? (Ursaluna pauses and turns to see the others. In a panic, he tosses the metal ball behind his shoulder. The ball breaks the Urn of Whispering Warriors. The Urn of Whispering Warriors lets out a groan like before when Snorlax made his "Mistake" with it. Ursaluna then bows greeting them). Hello. (Urshifu and the Five glare at Ursaluna with obvious anger on their faces).
Master Snorlax: Guys-guys, you are never gonna guess who just showed up. Not in a million years. You cannot... you just try- (Ursaluna lifts his helmet slightly).
Master Urshifu and The Five: (In unison). Your father! (At once all their angry expressions disappear).
Master Snorlax: Whoa, how did you truly just guess that? Oh, wait a second. Yes, of course. We look perfectly the same. Say hi to my friends. Buzzwole, Blaziken, (Ursaluna shakes hands with Blaziken), Infernape, Corviknight, and Dragonair.
Ursaluna: (Ursaluna then shakes hands with Infernape mistaking him for Dragonair). Oh. Dragonair, was it?
Master Infernape: (Smiles). Infernape, sir.
Master Snorlax: They are kinda my best friends. And this... this is Master Urshifu. (Urshifu walks over to Ursaluna being careful not to step on any of the Battle Helmets). Legend.(Urshifu feels surprised by this meeting and feels a little awkward but nevertheless decides to be nice here).
Master Urshifu: Uh, it is an honor to meet you, Master Ursaluna. Likely your father would care to join us in the training hall. Your son will be teaching the class. (Infernape, Dragonair, Buzzwole, and Corviknight cringe at the sound of this given Snorlax's earlier Failure).
Ursaluna: Oh hoh! (Snorlax not wanting his dad to know what a failure he is, closes the helmet and begins making excuses to not let him see him fail).
Master Snorlax: I am sure He is tired; I am sure you are tired. He is tired, I am gonna show him the Chrysanthemum Suite. (Urshifu's face falls at this).
Ursaluna: What? Tired? No, I am fine, I would love to watch you teach.
Master Snorlax: Trust me. It would be more fun to watch me- (The bell tower suddenly rings from a distance). Fight!
Ursaluna: What is that?
Master Blaziken: The valley is under attack! (Leaps out of the Hall of Warriors, with the Five and Urshifu close behind. Snorlax is about to follow them when suddenly Ursaluna grabs Snorlax by the hand).
Ursaluna: Son? Un-under attack? (The Five Animarium Wild Force Members and Urshifu are already on their Way when Snorlax excitedly tells his dad about this).
Master Snorlax: This is perfect! Now you can see what being the Dragon Warrior is all about. Follow me! (Snorlax runs out the Door while Ursaluna hesitates worriedly for his son).
(Meanwhile, with Urshifu and the Five fighting against the enslaved experts on a rooftop in the Village. Corviknight fights against an Enslave Expert with its Steel Wing Attack. While Blaziken fights off 2 Warriors with her Blaze Kick and Sky Uppercut attack. At the Same time, Dragonair battles another Expert with her Dragon Tail. While Infernape battles an Expert with his Close Combat Attack. Then Snorlax leaps into the fray).
Master Snorlax: Enemies of justice! Prepare for- (Sees one of the Experts covered in jade). Wha... Are you kidding me? Whoa! (Snorlax crashes into the roof and falls off). Ow! (Urshifu, the Five, and the enslaved experts stop fighting for a moment to look at him). Ow! (The fight continues with Blaziken fighting the Pokémon with Blaze Kick while it fights back with Thunder Punch. Then Dragonair arrives and uses its Wrap attack, stopping the Pokémon before it can use Thunder Punch. Shortly after, Snorlax climbs back up the roof). What is the deal with the green guys? (Blaziken punches the Pokémon with Fire Punch, but it does not seem to have very much effect on Toxtricity as the Pokémon the winces, shaking her hand from the vibrations of it).
Master Blaziken: They are some kind of jade zombies.
Master Snorlax: Jade zombies? (Infernape lands near Snorlax).
Master Infernape and Master Snorlax: (In unison). Jombies! (Pointing at each other). Jinx!
Master Infernape: (One of the Toxtricity hits him on the head with his Poison Jab). Ow! (Infernape goes yanked away. From around a corner, Ursaluna, now longer wearing Armor, arrives to watch).
Ursaluna: Bowen, be careful! (Ursaluna runs towards his son on a rooftop).
Master Snorlax: It is okay, Dad, I do this everydaayyyy! (Gets a Hit from Master Ferrothorn, who slams him into a roof. Snorlax sees the Pokémon that Blaziken was fighting before, but now are fighting Corviknight). Whoa, I recognize these guys! The master Toxtricity Twins... with their crushing Thunder Punch technique! (The Toxtricity's hit him simultaneously, knocking him deeper into the roof). OW! (The Toxtricity Twins nod at each other and run off. Snorlax climbs up). Yes! That is the one. (Snorlax Watches Urshifu fight a jade expert with Blaziken by his side). And that guy is... (Gasps at seeing both Urshifu and Blaziken going flying away from him). No! Master Ferrothorn! (Ferrothorn shoots his Pin Missile at Snorlax. Infernape comes up and uses his Flame Wheel attack to deflect them back at Ferrothorn who does not respond to his own attack before shouting fearfully).
Master Infernape: I thought he died a hundred years ago!
Master Snorlax: These guys are legends! (Brings a painter on the roof). Get a quick sketch of us. (Snorlax fights Ferrothorn for a moment and does a peace sign after managing to trap him in a hug. The Ferrothorn whacks him in the face with Metal Claw and jumps away. Snorlax runs back to the painter while covering his face where Ferrothorn's Metal Claw hit him with his hand). Did you get it? Did you get it? (See picture of Ferrothorn hitting him in the face with Metal Claw). Aw, I blinked. Can we... get another one? (Ferrothorn pushes Snorlax off the roof and follows him).
(They land in Snorlax's bedroom and Ferrothorn begins choking Snorlax).
Master Snorlax: Master Ferrothorn is choking me! This is so cool. (Pulls Ferrothorn action figure from shelf). Oh-oh, look. It is you! (Then Urshifu Arrives to save Snorlax).
Master Urshifu: (Pushes back Ferrothorn). Snorlax. Focus!
(Meanwhile, in the restaurant downstairs, Watchog is cutting a Lum Berry still angry and bitter over what happened earlier).
Watchog: Message from the universe? (Watchog begins cutting the Lum Berries faster than before). Why I willgive you a message from the universe... Stay away from my son! (Snorlax and Ferrothorn fall from above to continue fighting).
Master Snorlax: Sorry, Dad, I will clean it up later. (Pick up a pan).
Watchog: Whoa, whoa, not my good cooking pan! (Watchog takes the Pan from Snorlax). Take this one. (Hands Snorlax a ladle which confuses him but goes with it as Urshifu fights alongside him. Then Ursaluna arrives at the entrance).
Ursaluna: Bowen, watch out! (Snorlax fights against one of the Toxtricity's hitting them on the head with the ladle to no avail as it breaks. He dodges a strike, causing a drawing of Snorlax to end up cut in half. Ursaluna gasps in fear).
Master Snorlax: Dad, check out my Dumplings of Doom! (Snorlax kicks a table and launches bowls of dumplings into the air. When he catches all of them with his mouth, Dragonair goes and wraps herself around Snorlax's stomach and Blaziken pulls Dragonair's tail back to release the dumplings on the enslaved masters. Shortly after, the trio pins down Ferrothorn and Toxtricity's as Watchog ducks from behind the counter just watching worriedly and fearfully as other Dumplings go flying behind him). Gotcha. (Ferrothorn and the 2 Toxtricity's eyes suddenly glow. Marshadow laughs, to everyone's surprise. From his Location, Marshadow sees them clearly through the eyes of the Ferrothorn and the 2 Toxtricity's).
Marshadow: I see you. Your chi will soon be mine.
Master Snorlax: Is he talking to me?
Master Blaziken: Which one? They are all talking.
Master Snorlax: Whoa, you are right. That is so scary. We should try that, too. Hopefully, it would be scary back at them.
Master Buzzwole: Okay, but we gotta plan what we are gonna say first. Otherwise, it will not be scary, it would be just stupid.
Marshadow: It is not them talking, you idiots! It is me talking through them, Marshadow. (Surprisingly neither Snorlax, nor the Animarium Wild Force recognize the name they just heard).
Master Snorlax, Master Urshifu, and The Five: (In unison). Who?
Marshadow: Okay, okay, okay, enough. (Marshadow converts the enslaved experts back into jade pendants, which flies all the way back to him. Snorlax, Urshifu, and the Five look up in confusion).
Master Snorlax: Did you see that? Did you see-?
Master Buzzwole: Whoa, what just happened?
Master Snorlax: The green smoke just poof... and then poof! Ur-Urshifu, what was that? (Urshifu repeats the Name he just heard repeatedly to see if the name would jog his memory).
Master Urshifu: Marshadow. Marshadow. (Then Urshifu says like he recognizes the name). Marshadow... (Then He Unashamedly admits directly to them). Nope. Never heard of him.
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