Master Fighter Battles 3 Chapter 18 Marshadow Vs. Snorlax's Village
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(Now the villagers have stopped their training and gather in front of Snorlax around a table with a giant map at the center. With a bamboo stick, he moves food to different points of the map as he talks).
Master Snorlax: Ok, pay attention, 'because I am only gonna go over this plan ten more times. The only entrance to the village is here. The dumpling squadron will take position here, (Snorlax uses his Bamboo Stick to push a small pile of Dumplings to the intended spot on the map, near a couple of kids). While the Poképuff squadron will take position here. (Then Snorlax uses his Bamboo Stick to push a small group of Poképuffs towards a part of the map in front of the same group of kids as before). Now, on my signal, the two squadrons will... (Snorlax sees the Kids have eaten all the dumplings and Poképuffs). Right, ok. (A couple Villagers laugh at this). The Noodle squadron will... (Snorlax sees A kid slurp down a Noodle, making the Villagers laugh again. Snorlax just playfully shrugs this off and continues). All right, ok. Anyway, the important thing to remember is that this is the spot where... (Snorlax points his Bamboo Stick to a particular spot on the map only for a kid to eat through his stick making it noticeably shorter. Causing the Villagers laugh once again as he sheepishly admits). Ok, saw that coming. (Snorlax throws what is still intact of the Bamboo Stick away). If you only remember one thing, it is to distract the jombies until I get close enough to put the Wuxi Finger Hold on to Marshadow. You got it? (Villagers cheer and head to their battle positions). Snorlax's on there. One, two, three- Snorlax... You folks... (Everyone leaves without doing a Team Hand Stack or High Five leaving Snorlax a little surprised or Disappointed as he says sheepishly). Never mind, I will teach you that later. (As the villagers run off, Snorlax sees Blaziken walking off with Scream Tail at her side. Then Snorlax unrolls the jade scroll he had and sees a drawing of the battle between Zacian and Marshadow. He then looks over to see Ursaluna at the table close to him. Ursaluna admires the scroll and touches the drawing of the ancient Hisui Pokémon Chi Masters surrounding Zacian. Ursaluna tries to imitate the Hand Gesture in the Drawing with his Paw before quickly giving up as Snorlax walks over to him. Ursaluna then depressingly admits to Snorlax).
Ursaluna: I... Oh, I wish I could have taught you this, son. (Ursaring, no longer mad at his dad says to comfort him having understood the reasons for what he did before).
Master Snorlax: It is okay, Dad. I am... (Snorlax, Ursaluna, and everyone else in the village stops to listen to the pounding sounds of Marshadow's Shadow Punches colliding as he is rapidly approaching the village. Blaziken, who is with Scream Tail recognizes the sound at once and confirms for everyone present that the time has come at last).
Master Blaziken: He is here. (Snorlax and the other Villagers look on worriedly, hoping that all the training they have been through would show results for the Battle about to begin).
(At the bottom of the cliff just below the Villager, near the Ice Walls. Marshadow stares upward to see his destination at last as he swings his Fists around. Then Marshadow begins running to the Ice Wall before doing a powerful jump before launching his fists upward into the air before having them grab a pair of Cliffside ledges and uses them to launch himself to the top of the ice wall before going into a High-Speed Sprint as he runs up the mountainous wall. As Marshadow reaches the edge of the Cliffside Wall he does a massive Jump into the air before roaring loudly as he lands on the ground with a Thud! After a Moment, Marshadow looks up to see the Village before him. From afar, at the top of a set of steps in front of a Paifang is Snorlax cheering in amazement at Marshadow's entrance).
Master Snorlax: That is what I call a dramatic entrance. (Marshadow sees Snorlax standing there, making him a little nervous at being on view like this before trying cover himself up. Then Marshadow Laughs Evily before saying).
Marshadow: Haha! You must be the Dragon Warrior.
Master Snorlax: And you... must be Marshadow! Master of Duke Orgs. Phantom Beast General. (For once, Marshadow is impressed and Happy that someone knows of him or remembers him at least).
Marshadow: Yes! Finally! Thank you! (Marshadow begins walking over to Snorlax). Almost makes me wanna spare your life. (Snorlax decides to mock Marshadow a bit).
Master Snorlax: Oh, you wanna spare me? How about you spare me the chitchat, all right? Let us do this. (Snorlax gets into a Fighting Stance, ready to duke it out with Marshadow. But Marshadow intends to savor this moment, with a Dramatic Speech of his Plan).
Marshadow: I am going to take your chi, then the chi of every Hisui Pokémon in the- (But Snorlax interrupts him saying).
Master Snorlax: Ugh, chitchat. (Marshadow decides to continue his Speech where Snorlax interrupted him).
Marshadow: In the- (Snorlax is having fun here mocking Marshadow for needing to a Dramatic Monologue here like every other cliché villain*).
Master Snorlax: Chitty-chitty chat-chat...
Marshadow: In- (Snorlax is really enjoying Mocking Marshadow here even turning around for extra effect).
Master Snorlax: Chat-chat-chat. (Marshadow does not find this amusing anymore and is determined to get his speech out one way or another).
Marshadow: In the- (Then Snorlax turns around making the Talking Hand Gesture).
Master Snorlax: Chitchat. (Having had enough of this, Marshadow decides to just forget about his pre-battle speech and get to the battle instead. He Pulls off multiple jade pendants from his belt).
Marshadow: Oh, you pudgy little... (Snorlax begins backing away into the Village as Marshadow Whispers into his pendants). Round them all up. (Marshadow tosses his Pendants into the air before swinging his Shadow Punches to launch them towards the village one by one. From his Position, Snorlax sees the Jade Pendants coming his way before descending towards the ground. Snorlax sees the Jaded Versions of the 2 Toxtricity, Feraligatr, Dracovish, Arctozolt, Ferrothorn, Exploud, Infernape, Corviknight, Dragonair, Buzzwole, and Urshifu all land in front of him. Snorlax panics at the sight of them like this).
Master Snorlax: Oh no! It is true... You folks have all become green. Except for you, Ferrothorn, you were already green. (Ferrothorn narrows his eyes at this comment).
(Meanwhile, with the villagers already hidden in their homes).
Maushold: Now?
Snorlax Villager #5: Waitfor the signal.
(Meanwhile, Marshadow thrusts his hands forwards, commanding his Jade army to attack).
Master Snorlax: Here we go! (Snorlax runs to the village as the Jade Army Chases him. Through his Jade Corviknight's Eyes, Marshadow sees Snorlax running with his army in hot pursuit. The Jaded Corviknight prepares to use its Brave Bird to attack Snorlax but misses as he jumps out of the way. Before coming face to face with the Jaded Feraligatr and its Ice Fang attack. Snorlax attemps to hold the Jaded Feraligatr's mouth shut before turning to see the Jaded Corviknight coming back for him. Then Snorlax loudly shouts). Dumpling squad! (Meanwhile, with Tandemaus and Maushold pulling themselves back on their hammocks).
Tandemaus: Ready?
Maushold: Go time. (Tandemaus and Maushold launch themselves at the same time).
Tandemaus: Belly!
Maushold: Gong! (Tandemaus and Maushold knock Corviknight out of the air. As Marshadow continues to watch from afar and chuckles at this, finding it silly that such a thing just happened).
Marshadow: Seriously? (Tandemaus and Maushold land on a pair of cliffs close to each other and celebrate their success just now).
Tandemaus: We did it! (They Keep cheering as Snorlax keeps running as the Jaded Corviknight crashes headfirst into the ground, with its head getting stuck in the ground while the rest of its body is visible).
Master Snorlax: Sorry, Corviknight. (Snorlax gives Dracovish a quick Mega Punch, sending Dracovish flying away as he keeps running away. Then Marshadow does a Mouth Crunch motion with his hands to tell Feraligatr to attack Snorlax with a Crunch attack. Snorlax dodges the Jaded 2 Feraligatr's attack in time as he runs under a Building where he meets with his reinforcements as one gives him a Metal Pot. Snorlax jumps off the walls and onto the rooftops using the Metal Pot as Surface to hit the Jaded 2 Feraligatr with as he jumps from there to the rooftops. Before he Shouts to a Group of Reinforcements). Spring roll squad! Time for a little takeout. (On a Nearby hilltop are 3 Villagers who upon getting the signal roll down the hill. On a Rooftop, Snorlax does his best to hold off the Jaded Dracovish, Ferrothorn, Dragonair, and Exploud. Suddenly, Snorlax comes to a stop, turning to face them before using his Metal Pot as a Shield to hold them back. The Jaded Infernape is about to join them when it pulls back in time as the four of them go flying off the roof by the rolling villagers. The Three Rolling Villagers land on the rooftop laughing and cheering at their Success. Then the 2 Jaded Toxtricity and Infernape recover from their Shock and go back to chasing after Snorlax). Over here, Mr. Jombie! (Snorlax continues to lead the enslaved experts into traps. Snorlax jumps off the rooftop and onto a Snowy Hill with the Jaded Masters after him. Snorlax turns around a corner before hitting a bump in the Snow and discards the Metal Pot behind him. Through his Jade Infernape's eyes, Marshadow sees Snorlax running away, but as Jade Infernape keeps chasing him, the Bump in the Snow turns out to be Bewear as he suddenly appears from the Snow to Bearhug Infernape).
Bewear: I do not know who youare either. But will you be my friend? (The Other Jade Masters keep chasing after Snorlax as Infernape stays Stuck in Bewear's Bearhug).
Master Snorlax: Noodle squad! (Oricorio fights against the Toxtricity's with her Teeter Dance Attack making it confused and accident hit the other Jaded Toxtricity with its Shadow Claw attack knocking it to the ground. The Confused Jaded Toxtricity quickly snaps out of its confused condition in time to recognize what it did before Oricorio attacks with its Feather Dance attack, lowering its Attack Power. Then Oricorio takes a Fighting Stance before Challenging Toxtricity).
Oricorio (Pa'u Style): Getready to dance... (Twirls nunchucks while sipping a Bottle of Nectar changing its Ghost Type to a Psychic Type to have a type-advantage). With danger! (Then Oricorio attacks Toxtricity with its Psychic Revelation Dance, as the 2nd Toxtricity had recovered and rejoined the fight. Using her Revelation Dance attack, Oricorio makes quick work of the Toxtricity Duo, making Snorlax proud of her as he keeps running for his life).
Master Snorlax: Oh hoh... sweet. (Oricorio then Delivers a Powerful Air Slash attack the Toxtricity Duo, sending flying into each other. Before She Delivers a barrage of Acrobatics attacks to them. These attacks on his army look to physically affect Marshadow as Oricorio continues her attacks on the Toxtricity Duo. Meanwhile Snorlax is running from Feraligatr when Blaziken drops in giving a powerful Blaze Kick and Fire Punch combination attack to Feraligatr. The Jade Feraligatr uses its Aqua Tail Attack against Blaziken, but she dodges in time as Scream Tail arrives and calls out).
Scream Tail: Fire Hawk! (Scream Tail Hugs Blaziken' leg, as Blaziken cannot believe this as she now needs to have Fight the Jaded Feraligatr and keep Scream Tail unharmed. Blaziken grabs Scream Tail in time to avoid the Jaded Feraligatr's Aqua Tail attack again. Blaziken tosses Scream Tail into the air for a moment to give a Powerful Mega Kick attack to Jade Feraligatr sending it flying away. Then Feraligatr comes back attacking with Ice Punch, Blaziken meets the attack with her Fire Punch before tossing Scream Tail in the air again before dodging Jade Feraligatr's Close Range Hydro Pump attack before Catching Scream Tail again in hand. Then with a Clever Smirk on her face she tells Scream Tail...).
Master Blaziken: Do it.
Scream Tail: You are mean! (... to slap Feraligatr with the action figure. Before giving a Powerful Boomburst attack stunning it long enough for Blaziken to deliver a Powerful Blast Burn attack sending it flying away. Then Snorlax finds that Jaded Arctozolt has him in hot pursuit, as Arctozolt chases Snorlax ready to hit him with Ice Beam, the hacky sack kids throw firecrackers at his face as they playfully shout at him).
Villager Kids: Fire! Firein the hole! (Marshadow coughs as a firecracker explodes in Arctozolt's mouth). Yes!
Master Snorlax: (Cheers Proudly for them). All right, kids! You got it, guys! (Snorlax keeps running through the Battle Filled Village before he runs into Jaded Dracovish. Snorlax simply Low Kicks Jade Dracovish into the River and keeps running. Before Seeing Jade Urshifu chasing him making him Panic). Oh no, Master Urshifu. (Snorlax Runs as fast as he can but Jade Urshifu is closing in on him as he reaches the end of the Porch), I cannot hit Urshifu! (Jade Urshifu is readying a Mega Kick to Hit Snorlax when suddenly a Metal Pan Comes and hits Jade Urshifu in the face sending him flying away from Snorlax. Coming out of the Open Doorway is Watchog wearing a Straw Hat with the Pan in hand).
Watchog: Ican. (Then Ursaluna comes out in the Master Drednaw Armor from the Palace only this time, Watchog is firmly strapped to Ursaluna's Chest).
Ursaluna: And so, can I. (Ursaluna brandishes a Pair of Metal Pans in his hands and his Sharp Claws as well. On the Ground, Jade Urshifu Recovers from the Blow and is ready to fight again. Bamboo Stalks appear from the back of the armor as Watchog and Ursaluna shout in unison).
Watchog and Ursaluna: Double Dad Defense! (They Run off to Fight Urshifu. With Ursaluna and Watchog working together either to block or Attack Jade Urshifu).
Ursaluna: Left, Dad!
Watchog: Right, Dad.
Ursaluna: Thanks, Dad.
Watchog: Backto you, Dad. (Jade Urshifu attacks with Surging Strikes which Watchog counters with Thunderbolt, easily Overpowering Jade Urshifu making him stop before the attack could hit. Plus, since Ursaluna is part ground type it will not harm him. Jade Urshifu is now paralyzed from Watchog's Thunderbolt attack, leaving him wide open for Ursaluna to use his Signature Move, Headlong Rush. Ursaluna begins dragging his foot in the ground for a moment before going into a high speed tackle as he smashes into Jade Urshifu with a full-body tackle sending him flying away. Then Ursaluna and Watchog turn to Snorlax as Jade Urshifu is making a Comeback).
Ursaluna: We have this, son. (Snorlax is proud of their Teamwork).
Master Snorlax: Go, Dads! (Snorlax climbs to the top of the Roof and watches with happiness Snorlax watches from the roof and sees his army decimating the Jade Masters). Yes. Yes! We got 'em now. (Snorlax sees Marshadow below him fidgeting as his army continues to be under attack from the villagers).
Marshadow: Stop. Stop. (Like Oricorio easily overpowering the Toxtricity Duo, along with the Duo of Ursaluna and Watchog fighting the Jade Urshifu, before seeing the Horrifying image of Bewear). Enough! (Snorlax knows the time to finish it is now).
Master Snorlax: Let us finish this.
(*A/N #1: I am not sure if there is a Trope that has to do with (Dramatic Villain) Monologues. (There probably is). Nevertheless, I had fun calling it out here in "Fourth Wall Break" kinda way).
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