"Father you're back!" Cell exclaimed, wide eyed as I appeared beside him, "...and so quickly too! To think, you managed to so handily quash that obscenely powerful ki I felt even when it grew even beyond my imagination, so rapidly..."

He paused then, blinking as he looked me over, "..And your own power has grown even further!" the bio android shook his head, "As expected of father I suppose. Did you obtain what you were looking for?"

"Yep, indeed I did," I grinned and pointed at my head, "It's right in here. And I can already feel it getting to work." It was only a minute ago I'd left its extra body within my personal dimension, but already I could feel the massive changes occurring within. It would be something incredible once it was done, that was for sure and I can't wait to see it.

"Truly, the things you can accomplish when you put your mind to it are frightening father," Cell smiled at me, "Why...if you so desired, could you not reach the heights of this Omni-King yourself?"

That, I don't know, "No idea," I shrugged, "I've got plans in the work, and I'm sure sometime in the future I can reach the level of Beerus, but beyond that is something I can't be sure of at all."

The plan I had to reach the level of Beerus was only something I could attempt thanks to Guru's creation of my dimension, and the biggest reasoning why I hunted down all manners of wild life from land living, aquatic and flying and why I wanted the Big Gete Star to build a civilization for me, beyond being the ultimate NEET System.

"Yes, well I'm sure once you've reached that point in the next week, you'll begin looking in to it," Cell gave an amused huff, "But on other matters father, it hasn't been very long since Bulla left to meet with Gohan. It may be a good idea to give her more time."

"True." I agreed. It had only been what, a bit over an hour since I left to grab the Big Gete Star? I hadn't expected it to take so little time. Bulma probably isn't done getting the stuff she was grabbing either, "I guess I'll lounging about here with you for a few more hours, this will be the last time we see each other for a while after all."

"I will appreciate the company!" Cell grinned broadly, "Though...about it being the last time we'll be together for a while, I may have found a way around that."

"Oh?" I raised an eyebrow in interest. What has he been up to?

"Come, follow me father," he beckoned me with a wave of his pale hand, "There is something I want to show you."

Shrugging, I did just that. I followed behind him as he led me into his residence. We passed by Mr. Popo being helped in some odd chores by Android 13 on the way through, before I was led to Cell's throne room. The seat of power of the Guardian of Earth.

When I entered into the room behind Cell I paused and stared gobsmacked at a small bipedal, insectoid with a blue carapace.

"A Cell Jr?" I uttered in surprise. Especially since, it's a Cell Jr in the shape of his Imperfect form.

"Close father," Cell replied, but not the same Cell I was following. The Imperfect Cell Jr walked forward, "But not quite."

"A second body, containing a portion of my consciousness," the fully perfect Cell I followed here continued, "Using the concepts behind the Fission technique, The Multi Form technique, and the Namekian birthing ability, I formed this second, permanent body. Though, the Cell Jr's you are familiar with are now outside of my reach for a few years due to the strain of creating this second body."

"It is to be expected," his smaller form mused, "Not only did I manage to reach close to my full power with this body, I also managed to create it in the form of my Imperfect self, opening up the avenue to evolve once more should certain requirements be met."

"Well...I certainly wasn't expecting this." I replied, blinking in bemusement.

"I'm quite happy with it," both Cell's turned to me and spoke as one, twin smiles on lips and beak, "This way, not only can I continue doing my duty as the Guardian of Earth, but I can also travel with you!"

Well, if nothing else. It's a pleasant surprise.

With Cell in his secondary body in tow, it was as good a time as any to get this show on the road and get on back.

So I sent the messages out to those who were returning with me to my timeline and had them all come to meet me atop Kami's Lookout.

And with how strong all of them had gotten, even Dende, I wasn't exactly waiting long at all.

Bulma teleported in with Instant Transmission within moments, and Bulla and Dende flew in within a few minutes.

"So we're finally heading back huh?" Bulma mused. Despite her new status as a fused being, she wasn't wearing the clothing she got from it, and was clad in just a pair of short shorts and a tank top.

As it was, she didn't honestly look that much older than Bulla. I'm going to miss that mature charm one of the two Bulma's had. There was just something amazing about fucking the shit out of a fully mature and grown mother.

Milf's truly are exquisite.

"Let's get this show on the road already, I wanna go take a crack at this Freezer guy," Bulla grinned, hands crossed behind her head, "I've been bored without any enemies to fight good and proper now that those trashy androids are dead and gone."

"Dear sister, they are not dead, they live on, in me." Cell at my side beamed happily.

Though it might have been hard to tell since he had a kind of beak again now instead of human lips.

"Stop calling me that bugboy," she turned her nose up at him, "It's even worse with how much uglier this form of yours is is."

Cell gave a gave gasp and grasped at his chest, "Sister, how could you be so mean to your loving brother!" he cried, "I may just cry my eyes out."

"God I hate you." Bulla gave Cell a dry stare.

"That's not good," Cell shook his head and looked to me, "Father, are you sure you should not lock her up? Perhaps the former evil within me is influencing her?"

"Fuck off as if anything about you could influence me ya pansy!" Bulla shot back.

"Well it certainly influenced something, your power and fighting ability are far better for it," Cell sniffed, tilting his head up condescendingly, "I wonder what that says about you that my mere dregs gave you such a boost?"

"Oh that is it bug boy!" Bulla snarled, golden light sparking around her form as she prepared to transform, "You wanna go? I'll kick your ass right here!"

Cell laughed, "Ah dear sister, I'm afraid that is still far out of your ability to do," he casually waved her off, "Even if this body is roughly only half the power of my main body, I'm still more than twice as powerful as you even as a Super Saiyan."

Bulla bared her teeth at Cell, but before she could do anything, a hand whipped out across her spandex clad ass and spanked her. "Ah!" she jumped in shock, and whirled around to look behind her.

And found me, arms now crossed and giving her an unimpressed look. Usually I'm all for the banter, but we've got shit to do.

"Ah…sorry daddy." she flushed and looked away.

Funny how things worked out. That started out as a flirty joke, and now it's more or less true. Well, step daddy at the very least.

"You can brawl and get your ass spanked later," I told her, "I want to hurry up and get a move on and get back."

After all, from what I've found out. The time in my original timeline has still been flowing. I won't be going back to the same exact time Fu tossed us here.

That means in total, since I woke up in that timeline, roughly eight months have passed. Vegeta and Nappa shouldn't be too far away from Earth.

And that's where I keep my pet Saibamen. I can't have them getting killed.

"Man he's really got you disciplined hasn't he?" Bulma snorted at her daughter.

"…Oh shut up you old horny slut." Bulla grumbled.

Despite what her daughter called her, Bulma merely snorted and crossed her arms, "Somebody's jealous they ain't getting all of their daddy's attention~" she sing songed.

I rolled my eyes and looked at the last of my 'party', "You good Dende?" I asked, "Said your goodbyes?"

"Mmm, yes," Dende replied softly, "I made sure to let Gohan and Piccolo know when I would be leaving."

Yeah, the little green had spent most of his time these last few months with Gohan and Piccolo, mostly being mentored a bit by Piccolo due to him having fused with Kami.

And while I don't know to which extent, his skills have really come a long way. I'm hoping his skill when it's come to unlocking potential has as well so the others back home can catch up quicker.

Granted, either way at this point, all of them are going to break the million barrier easily. Honestly, I'll be surprised if after I load them up on fruit, get their potential unlocked and give them some of the Yemma Fruit I've been growing thanks to Chronoa, they don't at least reach Frieza-tier.

Which reminds me, I should probably give Bulla one of the Yemma Fruit soon days. She isn't quite approaching the limit just yet, but trying to eke out every little extra bit in the end could end up with her missing the chance altogether.

After all, Gohan after his potential unlock couldn't use them, he'd long jumped over the threshold they'd do anything, and the same was true of Piccolo when he came back.

And I kinda jumped on giving Bulma the Yemma fruit a bit too quickly.

I shook my head and sighed.

At the very least, Bulma didn't really have any interest in ever pursuing strength. It still would have shown a massive increase in her strength though if I did leave it a while.

...Actually where was I going with this again?

"Alrighty then, let's get a move on." I decided and clicked my fingers, summoning a portal to my personal dimension.

"What the fuck is that!?" Bulla gaped as soon as I did as they all looked through the portal.

Hmm?

I looked through the portal and blinked. I was surprised to find, what looked like a massive technological advanced building had suddenly sprouted up from around where my trees were.

Huh, looks like the Big Gete Star really did get to work fast. I'd just left it with a few little instructions and already it was getting to work. Nice.

"Don't mind that, it's just the Ultimate NEET System," I waved her off, "Cell can explain once you guys get in."

"Aye Aye father!" Cell saluted me and happily jumped in through the portal.

Bulla rolled her eyes, but followed him inside and Dende shrugged and did as well. He'd learned to roll with the craziness around him as of late.

Good lad that little green. He'll for sure become a Big Green one day.

"Oh?" Bulma though cocked her hip and eyed it with interest, "Is that the Big Gete Star thing you were telling me about before that you wanted to get your hands on?"

"Yeah." I nodded.

"Cool," the blue haired woman grinned, "I think I'll go poke around it and see how it works." she said before quickly following the others inside.

I shrugged. Well, I was planning on letting Bulma run all the maintenance on it anyway.

I closed the portal before eyeing the ring on my finger. The Time Ring forced onto me by Fu like a brand, then turned into an amazing gift thanks to the sexy little short stack that was Chronoa.

I should do something nice for her. Granted, not that she really needs me as of right now, since she has that Gary Stu Half Kai, Half Saiyan as her current enforcer.

Fucking Super Saiyan Gods man.

Good thing I already have a plan to get my own God Ki when I get back.

Raising my hand into the air, the Time Ring glinted in the sunlight and I uttered the incantation I had prepared to focus on my timeline with it.

"Fu's A Faggot!" I grandly declared.

And the air rippled, a dark portal forming in the air above me, to which I promptly flew up and into, heading back.

It didn't take very long at all before I came to the end of the wormhole in time generated by the ring around my finger.
In mere moments, I came out of the other side and found myself landing on grass of an odd colouring. A familiar odd coloured grass.

Blue grass, under a bright green sky.

I'm back on Planet Namek, and if I'm not mistaken, at the exact spot we'd entered my personal dimension before that fucker Fu came in and made everything go all awry.

I should probably come up with a name for it actually instead of just always calling it my personal dimension. It does kind of need a name for my plans as well.

Honestly, I'm not sure if I should thank him or curse him for that. Thanks to him, I got way more accomplished in these past six months than I ever thought I would.

But at the same time, that fucker forced me into it, and I'm not a fan of that at all.

And really, wasn't that the deciding factor?

'Note to self, prepare a contingency to take out Fu.' I mused to myself. These past six months, I'd been more focused on abusing everything I could to get stronger.

But now that I'm in the past, more specifically, on Namek, where Guru is, there is one plan I could put into motion that has a chance of dealing with Fu, assuming I can catch him unawares.

I'd put the thought away initially really because it was just plain unsafe, and I had nowhere to keep it in the meantime. But, Guru can help me with that.

The Death Bomb that is. A technique I made up on the fly just to be petty and mentally go the opposite route of Son Goku.
Really, it's more or less just like the Spirit Bomb, only, it draws energy only from me and will hit everyone regardless unlike the Spirit Bomb that won't harm good people.

Honestly, it's a pretty shitty technique even, the only good thing about it, is that it can be left the way it is for an extended period of time and continuously added to like the Spirit Bomb.

But, with my Infinite Ki Generator, I could add my max amount of power to it over and over and over. Given enough time, it should gain enough fire power to even hurt Fu.

I mean, he banished a hastily charged one back during our first meeting rather than take it head on, so it's as good a plan as any really right now, right?

The only problem with that plan, was as I mentioned, having somewhere to keep it. Thankfully, I'm back at Guru's place now and he can make me a handy dandy little dimension to store it.

Heh, storage garage dimension.

Speaking of.

I spread my awareness out and sensed throughout the planet, and then promptly choked on my own spit, eyes widening in utter shock.

Before I left Planet Namek, the entire race numbered less than a hundred. But right now, I can sense over three hundred distinct Namekian ki's, I'd become very familiar with the sensation while here before after all, and it was easy to notice how similar they were to each other.

The race had tripled in population since I got tossed into the future by Fu. And not only that, not only was everyone I sensed much stronger than before, which was saying something considering Dende had been the weakest before at a battle power of ten thousand, some of the new ones I was familiar with, I estimated in the same range as Nail and Guru were before I left.

But, even more shocking, was one power that utterly dwarfed all others on the planet, and the ki was of a very familiar person. I wouldn't mistake my good buddy Guru's ki for anyone.

…But the difference in power compared to when I left, was like night and day.

Reaching up to my face, I turned on my scouter and scanned the highest battle power on the planet, and promptly choked again at the number that was reported back to me.

4,480,000,000.

More or less, four and a half billion. That was pretty much eight times my own base power.

'What the hell has Guru been up to these past six months!?' I sputtered internally.

It was incredible. Sure, Piccolo was stronger in his base form, with a base of around eleven billion, but Piccolo got that from a potential unlock after fusing with Kami.

And was also over fifteen years in the future.

And I'm pretty sure this is Guru's base power, because he feels pretty relaxed right now. Well actually, his power just spiked a bit with alertness, I'm pretty sure he sensed me-

And yeah I can feel him rushing my way now.

But seriously, with his Super Namekian Form, the Ultra Form and Four Witches technique, wouldn't he reach over fifteen billion comfortably?

…At this point Guru can mop up Frieza, Cell and probably Buu as well.

It wasn't long, less than a minute even before Guru arrived. His huge form was easily spottable from a distance and I could tell how fast he rushed over here when he didn't gently land down like was typical for his gentle personality, but rather slammed into into the ground with all his weight.

The ground cracked and rumbled beneath this titanic form. And as I looked him over, I had to withhold a whistle, because, I felt like he had gotten even bigger?

The guy was like five of me both up and across.

"Kakarot!" Guru cried joyously and before I could react, two huge pairs of muscular arms the size of my body had swept me up and pulled me into a back breaking hug.

…Was this revenge for me doing it to him back then!?

It's lucky I'm so amazingly powerful, if it was someone weak, like Frieza, they may just get snu snu'd to death!
"G-good to see you to buddy." I awkwardly tried to pat him on the back, but failed.

My arms are too short to get around to the sheer wideness of his muscular torso.

Thankfully, when Guru put me down my super regeneration had already taken care of the creaks my bones had gained from the greatest of bro hugs.

"So, what's up?" I grinned at him, noting that he'd changed his clothing. Before, he had worn a white robe, but now he was rocking a pair of pants and open vest that bared his hugely muscular torso to the world.

Frieza would take one look at those muscles and run for the space boonies.

"Nothing much my young friend," Guru smiled broadly, "Things have been quiet here for the most part. Admittedly I became worried when you disappeared, but Porunga while not able to bring you back was able to tell me of what occurred and I could rest easy knowing you would be back."

Ah, he actually used Porunga just to look for me? Despite how much the Namekians disliked using the Dragon Balls themselves? Man, I'm actually a little touched.

"Good to know, so what's with your crazy power?" I asked, gesturing to him curiously.

"Ah, this, it was nothing special either," Guru chuckled, waving me off with a huge green hand, "When Porunga was unable to bring you back, I decided to use the wish to bring my evil half, the one you know as Lord Slug to Namek, where I put an end to his evil and assimilated him back into myself. This power boost you see, is merely the result of us joining together again, not unlike the ones you know as Kami and Piccolo."

Huh…well that made sense I guess. I mean, Piccolo fusing with Kami actually made him relevant and Guru was way stronger than Piccolo was at base.

"How is Dende?" Guru asked before I could think of anything else.

"He's fine," I replied, "Way stronger than he was before now, not far off of how strong Nail was when we got tossed into the future. And he's really come into his own with his abilities and a lot more confident in himself.

Somehow, Guru's huge smile got even larger, "Good, good, that is splendid news, I'm glad my child is flourishing despite the odd circumstances."

"You wanna see him?" I asked, I could easily bring him out.

"No, no," Guru shook his head, "I think it best to put off meeting him again for a while, let him come more into his independence, it will do him more good I believe."

"Fair enough," I shrugged, "We'll have to get a move on soon anyway and head for Earth, I don't know if the guys back home will be fine to deal with the saiyans without me and I'm getting a little antsy."

"Well, if that is all, there is no need to worry, I have been keeping an eye on Earth just in case you did not return in time," Guru assured me, "The saiyans approaching your planet are still a few weeks out from arriving and I'm sure you'll be pleasantly surprised, but quite a few of your Earthling friends have grown well strong enough to defeat the one known as Vegeta outside of his Oozaru form thanks to you."

…Wait, what!?

Some of them had actually surpassed Saiyan Saga Vegeta? I mean, it's a low, tiny level, I could smite Vegeta right now with one of my pubes, but for those guys who weren't abusing cheats like me, it was actually pretty impressive.

I'm curious now to go take a look at things!

"Well, I'll head back in a bit then," I grinned, "Before I do though, I was wondering if you could do me a bit of a favour, to help a bit with that prick Fu."

"The annoyance that threw you into the future?" Guru cocked his head to the side, before nodding without hesitation, "Yes, he is quite the odd being, a plan to deal with him is something we need. I will lend any aid I can."

"Well then, can you make me another dimension like the one you did before?" I asked, grin threatening to split my face, "Just a completely empty one, a void really with nothing in it at all."

If he had eyebrows, I'm sure Guru would have raised them at my request, "…Very well, that is easy enough to accomplish, a few hours of effort at best."

Bitchin!

While Kakarot was returning back in time and meeting up with his brother from another species Guru, the rest of his party were exploring his personal dimension and the changes it was going through.

Bulma was rushing around the place at super speed, eyes practically sparkling at the newly built tech within the place, claiming that despite the infancy of the place, it put even Capsule Corp to shame.

Dende had never seen a place like it himself and was examining everything and anything like a country bumpkin.
Bulla herself, she didn't really care. It was advanced tech, woopdeedoo. Growing up in a world with shitty toasters that killed everyone for shits and giggles kinda put a damper on her enjoyment of the shit.

So she just headed to her favourite place in the dimension. The courtyard the new high tech castle thing had built itself around where two towering monolithic trees pierced up into the sky for miles on end.

"…What the fuck is this!?" Bulla sputtered in shock when she got there though.

It had been a while since she'd been here, but she was sure that wasn't there!

That, being some kind of pod with a familiar comatose blonde laying within it.

She should be dead, sucked up inside that shitty bugs ass pussy tail thing alongside her faggot twink brother.

Her head twisted to look over her shoulder and she glared at the miniature shitty bug who had been following her, "You!" she spat, "Explain!"

"Cell went potty!" Cell merely grinned smugly at her through that stupid beak mouth thing of his.

She resisted the urge to blast him with a ki blast and erase him from existence.

Kakarot would be pissed if she damaged his precious trees. Like seriously, so pissed he might not actually fuck her like she wanted.

"I'm serious, this bitch should be dead!" Bulla spat, "You fucking ate her."

"Curiosity killed the cat you know dear sister," Cell tuned serious, crossing his arms and rolling his eyes at her, "If you must know, father asked me to regurgitate her after he was sure I'd spent enough time with her in my body to not lose my perfect form, and since father asked, I did so."

This guy really pissed her off. She played up the kinky daddy's girl thing because it was kinda hot, and she got a bit of a kick out of it imaging her actual father roaring in rage about it all, not to mention he kinda was technically her step dad now, which was funny as fuck in of itself.

But this guy? He literally was a daddy's boy. Why, she didn't get. He was supposed to be some super apocalyptic evil, yet just taking his evil side from him…made him this? He hung on Kakarot's every word as if he was the god of gods himself, the be all and end all.

"That explains the how, but not the why." she crossed her arms and glared back.

"I felt no need to know, I had no interest in Android 18 after she fulfilled her purpose to make me perfect," Cell shrugged uncaringly, "Father has plans for this one, that is all that needs to be said."

…Fucking little suck up bug man.

Huffing, Bulla ignored him and turned around, stomping over to examine the blonde android within the pod. Honestly, it just looked like a hospital bed in a pod, nothing interesting.

Though, there was something that caught her eye. At the top of the pod, there was a large number being displayed.

436,000,000

"The hell is with these numbers?" she asked.

"That is Android 18's approximate Battle Power," Cell easily explained, "Father has been feeding the wench some of his fruit each day, apparently his plans will go better if she is stronger."

'And even being fed fruit personally by him every day, all she has is a pathetic four hundred and thirty six million?' Bulla scoffed in derision.

Six months ago, that completely dwarfed anything she was capable of a hundred times over. But now? While stronger than her base, as a Super Saiyan she could kill this stupid blonde slut as easily breathing.

"Whatever, I've lost interest now." Bulla scoffed, walking away, she was going to go train until daddy let her out.

"Bye bye dear sister, do have fun blowing things up like the meat head you are will you?" Cell mockingly waved after her.

Stupid bug!

Current Z-Fighters Battle Powers

Goku Battle Power: 21,250 (Completed Kaioken and Spirit Bomb Training)

Piccolo Battle Power: 18,621
Gohan Battle Power: 17,564

Yamcha Battle Power: 6807
Tien Battle Power: 8135
Krillin Battle Power: 7220
Yajirobe Battle Power: 6022
Chiaotzu Battle Power: 5592

Ichiji Battle Power: 12,408
Niji Battle Power: 12,179
Master Roshi: 7,139

(Imperfect Cell Jr: 13,628,160,000)

Anyway, again, shameless Pa-atreon plug. I've got one, go by the same username on there, easy to find and all that jazz. Support me if you want, it'd be swell, but don't feel pressured lads and ladies, I'll be uploading my stuff outside it regardless and not keeping it all behind a paywall or anything like that.