Episode 25.
Clone Terror.
(Gravity falls intro plays.)
(Dipper, Mark, Dib, Vana, Jack, Mac, Aang, Sokka, Kitty, Trever, Eric, Momo and Appa brave the Mountain snowstorms, As they make it out they come to what lies before them.)
(Wendy Testaburger looks behind her and waves as the scene pans out to reveal South park.)
(Dipper is Dragged away from the Group and embraces Mabel, While Stan Kyle Kenny and Cartman look on blankly at the bus stop.)
(Dib and Vana show Mark and Jack a large footprint inside a bigger footprint, Scenes show the school and Forests of Crossover town.)
Dipper and Mabel.
Brian and Stewie.
Stan Kyle Kenny and Cartman.
Wendy Testaburger.
Chef, Mr Garrison and Randy marsh.
(Dipper, Mabel and the marsh family sit around a campfire, While the shape of a snake head lurks in the shadows.)
(Scenes of Dr Eggman, Tak, Cluny the Scourge and the Horned King appear, Along with Lord Jargafar removing his hood in the shadows.)
(Several scenes with different Characters appear.)
Crossover legends.
The Next day after the Scuzzlebutt incident, Dipper, mabel, Kyle, Stan, Cartman and Kenny were at the Bus stop again, There was something different about Stan.
Cartman: Hey Stan, Where'd you get that black eye?
Stan was Startled.
Stan: No one, I mean, Nothing.
Dipper: Is something wrong Stan.
Mabel: Did your sister beat you up again Stan?
Stna: No!
Dipper: Why? Because of ScuzzleButt?
Stan: She's pissed off, Because she got headgear at the Dentist, She's taking it out on me!
Kyle: Wow, Kinda sucks how you let her beat you up like that Stan.
Cartman: I would never let a woman kick my Ass, If she tried anything, I would say HEY You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen you and make me some pot pie!
Dipper: Have you told your Parents?
Stan: They don't believe me, They think she's all innocent and sweet, But I know she's a pissed off Bitch!
Dipper: Dude, You shouldn't let her treat you like that! No one should treat you like that!
Cartman: Dude you have never met Stan's sister she's… Hey Kyle, What's with the Elephant.
Kyle: You mean this one?
An Elephant was right next to Kyle, Tied on a leash.
Kyle: Oh yeah, He's my new pet Elephant.
Mabel: WOW! A pet Elephant?! Anything can be Pets!
Kyle: Yeah, But my Mom can't let me keep him in the House, She says he's too big.
Mabel: In hindsight you should have just got a pig instead.
Cartman: I got a pig too.
Kyle: Wel pigs aren't smart like Elephants.
Mabel: Oh Posh! Waddles is plenty smart!
Just than the Bus pulled up.
Mrs Crabtree: Hey! What is that thing!
Kyle: Uh this? This is… the new Retarded kid.
Mrs Crabtree: Oh, I'm sorry little Girl, But you still can't get on, You have to take the special ed bus.
Later.
Mr Garrison: And now Children, Our friend Mr Hat is going to tell us all about genetic engineering.
Mr Hat: That's right Mr Garrison, Genetic engineering is an exciting new science, You can splice the DNA from some animals and make them better.
Kyle raised his Hand.
Mr Garrison: Yes Kyle?
Kyle: With genetic engineering could you make an Elephant smaller?
Mr Garrison: Well, Uh… I suppose it could be done, Maybe with a dog, Or a Cat, Or… A pig.
Kyle: That's it! I'm going splice my Elephant with a Pot Belly Pig and Make Pot Belly Elephants!
The class all gasped out.
Kyle: They'd be smart like Elephants, But Small like Pigs.
Bebe: Wow, I'd want a pot belly Elephant!
Pip: I'll pay ten dollars for one!
Craig: I'll pay fifty!
Terrance: That's stupid!
Kyle: Shut up Terrance! We can genetifo anything we want!
Derick: 25 bucks says you can't!
Terrance: Yeah, I could clone a whole Human being before you can slice and Elephant and a Pig.
Mr Garrison: Well isn't this exciting, Two A plus students in a cloning war.
Mr Hat: Yeah Mr Garrison, Genetic Engineering lets us correct gods Horrible Mistakes, Like German people.
Mr Garrison: Well, You both might wanna visit the Genetics Ranch outside of Town for some help, And you could both use this for your Science Fair Projects next month.
Just than, The Bell rang and school was over, The kids got out of their seats and packed up for home.
Kyle: Genetic engineering Ranch? Sweet.
Dipper: But we still need a pig.
Kyle: We could use Cartman's or Mabel's pigs.
Cartman: What?!
Mabel: You leave Waddles out of this!
Kenny: (Relax, We're not gonna hurt them, We just need one of them to give up some blood.)
Cartman: Okay take Mabel's pig.
Mabel: No take Cartman's Pig!
The two Argued until they got to the Bus Stop, and Went home.
Mabel: You wouldn't let them take Waddles would you?!
Dipper: Of course not, We'll use Cartman's Pig.
Mabel: Good.
The twins were silent for a moment.
Dipper: Mabel, can I ask you something?
Mabel: Yeah.
Dipper: Were you… Fine?
Mabel: Huh?
Dipper: Were you Really Really fine… Without me?
Mabel: What are you talking about?
Dipper: I mean…
Dipper sighed.
Dipper: I said whatever came our way, We'd face it together, Remember? And we… We didn't.
Dipper shed a few tears.
Dipper: I left you alone… Went on my own thing… Uh… Left you alone…
Mabel: I had Our Aunt, Uncle and Wendy.
Dipper: It probably broke your heart…
Mabel: Dipper…
Dipper: And if it did your Probably hiding a lot of Resentment.
Mabel: Dipper.
Dipper: And If you do… I want you to know… I'm Sorry!
Dipper broke down.
Dipper: With all my heart!
Mabel: DIPPER! It's okay.
Dipper: Wha?
Mabel: I understand- Okay first off.
Mabel slapped Dipper across the face.
Mabel: Suck it up you Pussy! And Second, I get it, I'm not pretending everything didn't happen… Mom, Dad, Our Town, The Rats… I still remember it… It wasn't your decision to separate us, And To be honest, Yes I was a little hurt at first, But I got over it quickly, And I had like I said before, I had Uncle Harold, Aunt Valory and Wendy with me and Waddles too, So yeah, I was okay with not being near you, You don't have to apologize Dipper.
Dipper stared at her sister.
Dipper: Wow… You've really grown up Mabel.
Mabel: Yep, Grown up Mabel That's me! Boop.
Dipper laughed as Mabel poked his nose.
Dipper: Come here.
The twins shared a good long hug with each other.
The next morning.
Dipper and Mabel woke up the next morning and left the house, Where they were met By Kyle, Kenny, Cartman, Who had brought his Pig and a battered and Bruised Stan.
Kyle: Ready to go you guys?
Dipper: Go where?
Kyle: To the Genetics ranch, I got Mabel's text about how she didn't want Waddles to be Splice so instead We got Cartman's pig so we can splice it's genes with my Elephant.
Cartman: Nobody's splicing nothing from Fluffy!
Dipper: Geez Stan, What happened to you?
Stan: What do you think?
Dipper: Your Sister?
Stan: Yeah…
Dipper Frowned.
Dipper: Why is your sister so mean to you?
Later.
It had reached night time by the time they got to the Ranch, It was a Big building on the top of a Spooky hill where a large black metal fence stood keeping anyone else out, With a sign saying Keep out.
The six Kids approached the gate, With Kyle's Elephant.
Dipper: This must be it.
Cartman: Well, Looks like nobody's home, Guess we should come back some other time.
Kyle: No Cartman, We're going in there and splicing Fluffy and my Elephant together.
Cartman petted his Pig.
Cartman: Don't worry Fluffy, I won't let them hurt you.
Kyle: It's just a stupid Pig.
Stan: Yeah quit being such a baby.
Cartman: Baby? Well at least I don't get my ass kicked by a girl!
Stan: At least I don't get wet my bed.
Cartman: Ey! You don't know anything!
Kyle: What would you know? You only get higher than a D!
Cartman: Ey! You shut your mouth and Go back to san francisco with all the other Jews!
Kyle: There's no Jews in San Francisco!
?: Can I help you!
A large man appeared from nowhere, He was an Elderly man, Who wore a Yellow Hawian shirt with and Flowers and an Open Collar that showed chest hair, Yellow Trousers, and white bandana and brown hat on his head.
His Appearance sacred the kids, And made Kenny zip up his Parka.
Dipper: Uh… Hello sir, Uh we were just wanted to Crossbreed and Elephant and a Pig.
Dr mephesto: Oh what a brilliant Idea, Huge elephant sized pigs!
Kyle: Uh no we were thinking more of little pot bellied Elephants that people can keep in their houses as pets.
Dr Mephesto: Oh that's an even better idea, Come on in.
Mephesto led them inside his lab, Where several animals were kept, In cages and other containment devices, Mephesto led them through his lab.
Dr Mephesto: I'm so glad you kids decided to take an interest in genetic engineering.
Cartman: It's okay Fluffy, Nobodys gonna hurt you.
Dr Mephesto: It's thanks to genetic engineering that the world will soon be rid of Hunger, disease Pollution and evan the War itself, Provided the forces of evil don't get their hands on it, Here I have created things that will change the world for the better, for instance, Here is a monkey with four asses.
Four assed Monkey: Hmm…
Dipper: What?
Dr mephesto: And here of course is my four assed Ostrich, and my four assed Mongoose.
Mabel: Do you have anything besides Animals with Four asses.
Dr Mephesto: Oh well, I suppose so, uh Ah yes, Over here.
Dr Mephesto led the kids to another part of the lab.
Dr Mephesto: Here I have Rats spliced with Ducks and Gorillas spliced with Mosquitos and here, I have Fish spliced with Rabbits to make Bunny fish.
Cartman looked in the tank.
Cartman: Hey, these bunny ears are just tied on with little strings.
Dr Mephesto: And here, is Swiss cheese splice with Chalk and a beard.
Dipper: Those aren't evan mixed together.
Kyle: And what about our pot bellied Elephant?
Dr Mephesto: Well, I'm sorry kids, But Pig and Elephant DNA just won't splice, Haven't you ever heard that song by lover boy?
Dipper: What song?
Dr Mephesto: Dangit Doit!
Pig and Elephant DNA!
Just won't splice!
Dr Mephesto: Al though maybe I could help add a few asses to that swine of yours.
Cartman: You can keep your hands off of Fluffy's Ass!
Mephesto picked a Needle off of his table.
Dr Mephesto: You know it's amazing what we can do with a little blood sample these days.
Stan: What are you- OW!
Mephesto pricked Stan arma dn scuked Blood.
Kyle: Hey! What was that for?!
Dr Mephesto: Oh Pardon me I Cripped, Could I have some hair please?
Dipper: Oh, No, I think we'll be going now.
And with that the kids left.
The next morning.
Dipper, Mabel, Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny were standing in line for lunch, With them was Pip, The kid who Cartman Farted fire on, He was a Weird kid, With a Pentagon like head, Blond hair under a victorian century cap, Almost Vicotian style dress coat, A big brown bow tie, Sky blue shorts with Purple socks and a Maron double collar.
Cartman: Man, I sure am Hungry.
Pip: Any idea what's for lunch today?
Dipper: Pizza last I heard.
Cartman: Don't talk to him, Nobody likes him.
Stan: Yeah what kind of Name is Pip any way?
Pip: Well, My father's family name being Pirrup, And my Christian name Phillip, My infant tongue.
Cartman: God Damn it nobody gives a rats ass!
Just then, Derek and his gang came over.
Derek: Hey douches, You dumb asses give up on your stupid Science fair Progect yet?
Kyle: No, Were already half way done.
Derek: Half way? Than all you've got is a stupid pig!
Bill and Fosse laughed.
Bill: Yeah, Heh, Heh.
Fosse: Stupid gay pig!
Chandler: Bet you they Don't have a pig at all!
Mabel: Oh we have a pig, In fact I bet it's more than what you got!
Terrance: On the Contrary, We've already got our clone, Well under way. Fosse show it off.
Fosse undid the Black bag he was carrying and a Foot hopped out!
Pip: Oh goodness! They cloned a foot!
The foot hopped over to the Boys and Kicked Cartman's face.
Cartman: Ey! I'll kick you in the nuts!
And with that he kicked the foot away, Where it landed in Butters lunch tray and bounced off again.
Derek: By friday! We'll have cloned a whole human being! Good luck with your stupid little Pig.
And they walked off.
Mabel: God I hate that guy.
The kids moved up to Chef.
Chef: Hello Children.
Kids: Hey Chef.
Chef: How are you doing?
Stan: Bad.
Chef: Why bad?
Kyle: We need to genetically engineer an Elephant and Pig, But the genes won't splice.
Chef: Well of course they won't splice, Haven't you ever heard that song by lover boy? Dangit Doit!
Pig and Elephant DNA just won't splice!
Chef than thought for a moment.
Chef: hmm… A pig Elephant, Say now that's not a bad Idea.
Kyle: See I told you.
Chef: imagine, A pint Sized elephant, that you can keep in your house, Kids we could make a fortune with this.
Dipper: But how can we do it?
Chef: Forget about who Genetic Crap, If you want to combine a pig and an Elephant, You got to get them to make love.
Cartman: What?!
Dipper: I don't think an Elephant would make love to a pig.
Cartman: And my Pig! Would definitely not make love to Kyle's stupid Elephant!
Chef: Sure they would, But your gonna have to get them in the mood.
Mabel: How do we do that?
Chef: Do what I would, Get em good and drunk.
Later.
Stan: So uh… Any of you want to come over?
Kyle: No way Stan, We've got work to do.
Cartman: What's the matter Afraid your sister will kick your ass again?
Stan: Shut up Cartman.
Dipper: I'll come over.
Stan: Really?
Dipper: I guess.
Mabel: Well, Good luck with that, We've got to get Cartman's Pig, C'mon guys.
Mabel, Kyle and Kenny headed off.
Cartman: Hey! You leave Fluffy alone!
Cartman followed after them.
Later.
Dipper and Stan arrived at Stan's house, It was dark green house that was conveniently next to Kyle's house, Stan went in first he opened the door and looked inside, Than he motioned to Dipper to follow and they went inside together.
Stan: So uh, This my house, over their is the Kitchen and upstairs is.
?: Hey.
Stan stopped suddenly, His skin turning pale, Dipper felt chills up his spine, The two boys turned around and nearly pissed themselves in terror, At By far the most Horrifying thing Dipper had ever seen. (And He's sean horrifying!)
Stan's sister was dressed in a Grey coat and Pink pants, Her hair was messy Brown and shoulder length, Around her head was Orthodontic headgear, Which made her Scowling beard teeth even more terrifying!
Stan: Uh… Hi Shelly, This is my-
Shelly: Are you looking at my Headgear?
Stan: What?
Shelly: Are you looking at my Headgear?!
Dipper: He uh… Didn't notice.
Shelly: You little Liar!
Dipper: Listen you! You uh leave him-
Shelly just grabbed Dipper and threw him against the wall, Than she advanced on Stan, grabbed his collar and smashed him against the Wall, Then she threw him down the Basement, And when Stan Crawled back up Shelly Grabbed him by the head and Threw him at the Wall again, Dipper stared in Horror.
Dipper: Hey! Leave him alone!
Shelly saw Dipper getting back up.
Shelly: Or what Faggot?
Dipper: Uh… Or I'll…
Seeing no other option, Dipper just decided to just run up and punch Shelly… He dug his grave.
Dipper: Sorry?...
Shelly Kicked Dipper in the Balls, Kneed him in the face, Punched him to ground, Than proceeded to Pound his face against the Ground, Stan took this Opportunity to slink off to his room.
Shelly: I swear I'm gonna kill you Stan!
Meanwhile.
Dr Mephesto: Beautiful, It's absolutely Beautiful! My son, My Friends, I think we finally done it!
Derek smirked.
Terrance: Yes we have Dad, Our own Human clone.
Fosse: Who knew all we had to do was sneak a little DNA off of Stan? Heh Heh?
Bill: Yeah, Pretty gay.
Chander: If only we could have gotten his hair, Than it would be complete.
Derek: Meh, Well take what we'll get.
Meanwhile.
Kyle pumped the Keg into the Elephants mouth.
Kyle: C'mon Elephant keep drinking!
Stan: Damn, How drunk does he need to be to make love to the Pig?
Dipper: At least the Pig will be drunk.
Nearby, Cartman's Pig was drinking out of a pen with the word Beer in it.
Kyle: This is never gonna work at this rate.
Chef suddenly came over.
Chef: hello Children, I thought I'd come over and see How the Projects going.
Mabel: No good so far, We've gotten them drunk but they wont have Sex.
Chef: Oh children, You can't expect to make an Elephant and Pig Drunk and automatically make love, You too set the mood, Here let me show you what I mean.
Chef walked over to a Yellow Boombox with megaphone attached and turned it on.
Chef: Tonight is right for love.
You know I, Wanna touch you
Where the lights don't go.
Tonight is right for love.
Love gravy.
It's spacing love so sweet.
I wanna, Keep you burning like a dog in heat.
Tonight is right for love.
Love Gravy.
Chef: Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr Elton John,
Elton John: Ooh… Tonight.
Ooh… Is right.
Ooh… Tonight is right for love.
Lovin cradle.
Chef: Thank you Elton, Tonight is right for love.
Love Gravy…
Kyle: Hey look it's working!
The Elephant and the Pig got Close together.
Chef: Now Children, Gather round and watch the wonders of life, the Beauty of Mother nature.
And by Mother nature, Chef meant inappropriate noises and sights that Terrified the kids beyond belief, And caused Stan to Barf.
Kyle: AHH!
Dipper: Dear god!
Mabel: Sick!
Cartman: Fluffy!
Chef: Hmm, Now I know how all those white Women must have felt.
Dipper:... What?
Meanwhile.
Dr Mephesto: Oh… How lushious, Our creature has come to fruition, Boys.
Derek: Excellent, Just like my Mother paid you to.
Dr Mephesto: Oh my God, He only has one ass, he's of no use to use, I'll have to burn the room.
Chandler: I told you we should have gotten Stan's hair and who cares how many asses he has.
Suddenly, The Clone Broke out and observed it's new surroundings, It looked almost like Stan, But his head was Ugly and Big and his left arm was Extremely long.
Dr Mephesto: Oh no, This entire experiment is turning out very bad.
Clone Stan: Me bad?
Clone Stan picked up a Four assed frog and threw him across the room.
Dr Mephesto: Egad! He's out of control we have to destroy him!
Terrence: But he's our science fair Project.
Dr Mephesto: No son he's too dangerous.
Derek than opened the gate.
Derek: Oh please how bad could this freak be?
Dr Mephesto: Derek no!
But it was too late, Clone Stan ran across the room and Jumped out a window, Crashed through the gate and Ran off.
Dr Mephesto: Oh my Boy, You've made a horrible Mistake, You've put all of Crossover town in jeopardy!
Derek: There all stupid anyway, C'mon guys, After that Clone.
Fosse: Yeah, They're all gay!
And with that The boys ran after the Clone.
The next morning.
Cartman: Aren't they ever gonna wake up?
Chef: Oh they will, But it's not gonna be pretty.
Mabel: But you said Mother Nature was a wonderful thing.
Stan: Yeah, When did it go to Ugly?
Chef: Usually about 9:30 in the Morning.
Just than the Elephant and Pig woke up and stared at each other.
Chef: Uh Oh here we go.
The Elephant let out a terrified scream!
Chef: Oh there is nothing worse than getting all drunk and waking up in the morning next to a pig.
The Pig rubbed her forehead.
Chef: Or a big fat Elephant.
Kyle: How do we know if she's pregnant?
Chef: Well, we might not know that for a couple of days.
Mabel: Couple of days? But Derek is going to have completed his clone by tomorrow.
Suddenly Dr Mephesto appeared, Followed by his Assistant thing.
Dr Mephesto: Oh thank Buddha I found you kids, Have you seen anything odd lately?
Dipper: We made and Elephant and a pig have Sex.
Dr Mephesto: No! I mean odd!
Chef: Hey, Your that crazy cracker from that hill outside the Western woods, Dr Mephesto.
Dr Mephesto: Sir, If making Mutant Animals spliced with Animals is crazy, And uh… Er… Hm… Never mind, Anyway, There's been an incident at the Ranch, The Richards commissioned me to create a Clone of this Little boy and he's broken free.
Kenny: (A big mutant version of Stan?)
Dipper: So that's what you took Stan's blood for.
Dr Mephesto: I needed some hair to complete the Process, But because you wouldn't let me take your hair, I had to go on without it, It's made him Very Dangerous, You have to help me find him.
Stan: But where would he be?
Meanwhile.
People Ran and Screamed as Clone Stan destroyed cars and crashed through Buildings, Several cops and Freedom watchers tried to stop him, But he Managed to beat them, Quit painfully too, Mr Garrison came over as he Knocked out an Otter.
Mr Garrison: Stan? What happened to your head?
Clone Stan just Grabbed Garrison whacked him on the Ground threw him through a window at Jimbo's gun store, Sokka charged up from behind the Clone, But it swung it's arm and sent him Flying into an Upturned car.
Near another upturned Car, Mark, Mac, Jack and Vana took cover, Along with Sparx, A Lynx named Larry and a few other Freedom watchers.
Mark: What is that thing.
?: It's a demon!
Jack: I think I've seen that kid.
Mac suddenly jump up from out of the Car and Fired a Gatling gun at the Clone, But it Hid behind some debris.
Mac: We've got it Cornered!
Mark: All units Converge!
Dipper, Mabel, Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny arrived on the scene.
Stan: Dear god! Look at this.
Kyle: How could you cause all this?
Suddenly several screams of Pain and bodies went flying, One landed Right in front of Dipper.
Dipper: Dib!?
Dib: Dipper… That thing is killing us!
Clone Stan came out, Carrying an Unconscious Aang in his long arm and Standing over a Beat up Katara.
Mabel: Oh My God!
News reporter: It appears that the Horrible destructive creature that has beaten the Avatar is a being resembling 9 year old, Stan Marsh of Crossover town, When asked why he was wreaking havoc on his home town, and how he had disfigured his Arm and Head, Stan's only reply was "Me Stan, Bachomp Ba Chewy chomp, Back to you in the studio.
News Anchor: Thanks Tom, Police and Freedom watch in the town are currently trying to handle this, But he has already beaten the avatar, Somehow. That's all for how.
And Now back to Jesus and Pals.
Jesus: Yey, The way is paved for gold for the who seek truth and-
Clone Stan: Bachomp BaChewie Chewy Chomp!
Jesus: Jesus Christ!
Kitty: You don't know that half of it… Ow.
Meanwhile.
Dipper: Officer Barbrady! My Genetic Clone is Destroying the town and Beating up the Freedom watch, You gotta help us find him!
Officer Barbrady: We're doing all we can nothing to see HEEREE!
Suddenly, Clone Stan grabbed Barbrady and threw him into a lake!
Dipper: C'mon we gotta get him!
Suddenly Eric and Trevor pounced on Stan out of No where.
Eric: Got you know Asshole.
Trevor: Thought you could beat us up huh?
Stan Kicked the two boys off him.
Stan: hey get off!
Dipper: Lay off you guys it's not him!
Suddenly Jimbo appeared.
Jimbo: Stan, What the Hell has gotten into you? Why did you throw your Teacher into my gun shop?
Stan: I what?
Trevor: Hey what's that?
Clone Stan saw the three and Roared, Jimbo, Eric and Trevor than shot off like Jack rabbits.
Kenny: (That got his Attention.)
Mabel: What do we do?
Stan: STOP!
Clone Stan suddenly noticed Stan and did what he said.
Clone Stan: Gah, Baba Chan?
Kyle: Hey he recognizes you Stan.
Dipper: That's good, Stan talk to him more.
Stan: Dude, Just calm down.
Clone Stan sat on the Ground.
Cartman: Well, Now what do we do with him?
An Evil smile spread across Stan's face.
Stan: Stan? How would you like to go home and meet your Sister?
Clone Stan Smiled.
Later.
Dipper and the others Soon arrived at Stan's house and Managed to Get Clone Stan inside.
Stan: Okay now Stan Remember, Shelly is the Girl that looks like Mabel, But has a Rod over her mouth, When you see her, You kick her ass, Shelly bad, Shelly very bad.
Clone Stan: Me bad?
Stan: No, Shelly bad, You good.
Taking this as an insult, Clone Stan knocked over some shelves and threw around other furniture.
Kyle: Oh my god He's tearing up the House Stop him!
Kenny rushed forward and nearly engaged Clone Stan, But was sent flying into the Microwave, Which turned on when he entered it, At that Moment.
Shelly: What the Hell is going on?
She then saw Clone Stan.
Shelly: What the Hell are you?
Clone Stan: Chewie Chewie Chomp!
Clone Stan Swung at Shelly, Who ducked sent a lefthook in the Clones Stomach, Than a sidekick that sent crashing to the Ground, When it tried to Get back up only to be met with a Kick that knocked it out Cold, At that moment, Dr Mephesto came in.
Dr Mephesto: The Clone, Oh children, I am so sorry for everything.
Mabel: That's okay.
At that Moment Derek and his Posse entered.
Derek: Our Clone! Give it back!
Dr Mephesto: No Derek, This beast is a disgrace to genetic engineers everywhere, I know that now, I tried to play god and caused nothing but Trouble.
And with that He pulled out a gun and Shot Clone Stna through the head.
Terrance: Dad! No!
Derek: Our CLONE!
Dr Mephesto: All I ever wanted was to genetically engineer something useful, but I failed, Perhaps we shouldn't be toying with god's creations, Maybe we should just leave Nature alone it's simple one assed self.
Derek: We'll get you Bastards!
And with that, Derek and his friends left, Than Kenny came out of the Microwave, Burnt to a skeleton.
Stan: oh my God! They killed Kenny!
Kyle: You bastards!
Dr Mephesto: Now if some of you could help me bury this thing…
Kyle and Cartman help Mephesto remove Clone Stan's corpse, Leaving Dipper, Mabel, Stan and Shelly alone, Outside A car parked in the Garage.
Stan: Oh Crap my Parents are home!
Shelly: Would someone please tell me what the Hell is going on?!
Dipper: Well, Uh, Yes Funny story-
But Before Dipper could finish, Randy and a Woman, Presumably Stan's mom came in.
Randy: Stan! W-what in god's name is Happening?!
Sharon: Everyone in Town's bean sayin you have some… Evil Clone, What's going on?
Stan: Uh well…
Dipper: Listen, Mr and Mrs Marsh I swear, Whatever happened hear was beyond our control, And if we've caused any distress we'll be on our-
Before Dipper and Mabel could leave though, A wide eyed Randy slammed the door.
Mabel Hey!
Dipper: What the?
Randy looked down on the Kids as is he'd seen a ghost, So did Sharon.
Randy: Are you… Pines?
Dipper blinked.
Dipper: Yes…
Randy: Do you… Henry Pines.
The Twins were shocked.
Mabel: You… You know are Dad?
Randy: Knew him? Knew HIM!?
Radny than laughed with Joy and Yanked Dipper and Mabel into his Arms!
Randy: Son of a Bithc was my Best- FRIIIIIEEEENDDD!
Shelly:... Did he just sing that?
The Next Morning.
Mr Garrison: Now everyone, Let's give Kevin Stoely and his weed a big hand.
A kid in a red coat named Clyde was the only one who clapped.
Mr Garrison: Okay Kyle, Let's see your Project.
Kyle: That might have to wait, The pig hasn't given birth yet.
Mr Garrison: Okay then, Derek how about you show off your Project.
Derek cleared his throat.
Derek: Mr Garrison, Fellow "Students" With the Help my Friend Terrence Mephesto and our other Friends, Chandler Bill and Fosse have created a creature far superior to man, I present to you: The five assed Monkey!
Bill threw off the tarpaulin and revealed the Creation in a Glass box.
Mr Garrison: Oh my Isn't that beautiful Mr Hat.
The Class gave a light round of Applause.
Stan: Wait! Stop the Pig just gave Birth!
Stan and Cartman brought up the Cage.
Mabel: You mean it had a Baby?
The Class hurried up to the cage.
Dipper: Does it look like a pig or an Elephant?
The Baby emerged from the straw and it looked like…
Kyle: Hey it kinda looks like Mr Garrison.
Mr Garrison: Oh Jeez, Isn't that a coincidence? Regardless, You kids get first Prize!
Derek: WHAT?!
The kids clapped for joy.
Mabel: Dipper did you hear that? We won!
Dipper: Ha Ha yes!
Red: Give it up for the Pines twins!
And the class cheered, Except for Derek, Who just glared Hatefully.
To be Continued.
Well, I hope you all enjoyed that folks, I have been wanting to get to this Episode for a while, and Have the Twins meet Randy Personally, Who plays a big part in Future installments, And I mean a big Part. ( And NO I don't Tegridy Farms, I mean the True Randy, The Geologist.) And believe me, The Next Episode will be tons of Crazy, And a little Scary, So Stay tuned.