Episode 31
Cartman's Dad is a mystery.
(Gravity falls intro plays.)
(Dipper, Mark, Dib, Vana, Jack, Mac, Aang, Sokka, Kitty, Trever, Eric, Momo and Appa brave the Mountain snowstorms, As they make it out they come to what lies before them.)
(Wendy Testaburger looks behind her and waves as the scene pans out to reveal South park.)
(Dipper is Dragged away from the Group and embraces Mabel, then both get scooped up in Randy's arms.)
(Dib and Vana show Mark and Jack a large footprint inside a bigger footprint, Scenes show the school and Forests of Crossover town.)
Dipper and Mabel.
Brian and Stewie.
Stan Kyle Kenny and Cartman.
Wendy Testaburger.
Chef, Mr Garrison and Randy marsh.
(Dipper, Mabel and the Marsh family sit around a campfire, While the shape of a snake head lurks in the shadows.)
(Scenes of Dr Eggman, Tak, Cluny the Scourge and the Horned King appear, Along with Lord Jargafar removing his hood in the shadows.)
(Several scenes with different Characters appear.)
Crossover Legends.
Dipper, Mabel, Stan, Kyle and Kenny got off at the bus stop one day and noticed something odd.
Dipper: Has anyone seen Cartman lately?
Stan: Can't say that I have.
Mabel: You think we should Check up on him?
Dipper: I don't know… Maybe.
Kyle: Why bother he'll turn up eventually.
Stan: He's been out of school for a week now, Don't you think we should look into this?
Kyle: I guess.
As they all went to Cartman's house and Rang the doorbell, Liane opened the door.
Liane: Oh hello kids.
Dipper: Mrs Cartman, We've been wondering why Cartman- I mean Eric hasn't bean showing up for school.
Liane: Oh he's been feeling under the weather, Maybe you kids can cheer him up, He's in the backyard.
Kyle: Doing what?
The kids crept into the back yard and saw Cartman… Having a tea party… with his Dolls… I, I did not write this.
CartmanWould you like some more Tea Polly prissypants?
Polly prissypants: Yes Eric, I would love some tea, Thank you.
Cartman mimicked the Voice of the doll and Handed it a cup of tea, Your very welcome Polly prissypants.
Carmtan: Would you like some Tea Clyde Frog?
Clyde Frog; Yes Eric, Why are you so Cool?
Cartman: Oh, I don't know Clyde Frog, I just am.
Polly prissypants: YOu are so Strong and Smart and everybody loves you!
Cartman: Why thank you Polly prissypants how nice of you.
Dipper, Mabel, Stan, Kyle and Kenny couldn't believe what they were seeing.
Stan: Dude, This pretty fucked up right here.
Kenny muffled something quickly.
Kyle" C'mon, Let's make fun of him.
Dipper held him back.
Dipper: No wait, This looks pretty serious, Maybe we should talk to an adult about this.
Mabel: You sure?
Peter Panda: Wow Eric, You are the Coolest in the world, This is tremendous tea!
Cartman: Why thank you Peter Panda, It's distinctive Earl grey.
Polly prissypants: Eric is the best!
Clyde frog: Hooray for Eric.
Peter panda: Eric Kicks Ass.
Meanwhile.
Dipper, Mabel, Stan, Kyle and Kenny returned to school while after school activities were going on and talked with Mr Mackey.
Mabel: Thanks for seeing us Mr Mackey, Somethings really wrong with Cartman.
Mr Mackey: Oh well there's a news flash.
Stan: no somethings really, Really really wrong with him, He was having a tea party with Stuffed animals.
Kyle: Yeah, he was pouring them tea and doing their voices.
Mr Mackey was surprised.
Mr Mackey: Oh… M'kay, Maybe he's suffering from some kind of Emotional distress, M'kay.
Kenny: (What do you mean?)
Mr Mackey: Have you kids noticed Anything recently that troubled Eric?
Mabel: No not that we know of.
Mr Mackey: Well something is obviously troubling him.
He got up and retrieved a video camera off his bookshelf.
Mr Mackey: Take this, If you can videotape Erocs behavior, I can study him Psychologically and study him and find out what's wrong M'kay.
Stan: Okay, Dipper you wanna… Dipper?
No one had noticed Dipper walking out of the room… Or the Father's day signs.
Meanwhile.
Back at Cartman's house, Cartman was still having a tea party with his Stuff animals.
Cartman: My goodness that's a lovely dress you are wearing Polly prissypants.
Polly prissypants: On thank you Eric, You are such a gentleman.
Peter Panda: Yes, Eric, You are also smart and cool, And everybody likes you very much.
Cartman: That's nice Peter panda.
Behind the Bushes, Stan, Kyle, Mabel and Kenny ahd set up a video camera dn wer taping Cartman.
Stan: Dude this is gonna be the funniest video ever made!
Kyle: How much do you think Mr Mackey needs?
Mabel: I don't know, just keep rolling.
Cartman: More tea Rumple Tupskin?
Rumple Tupskin: Yes Please Eric! You are tough and Handsome!
Carmtan: Thank you Rumple Tupskin, And what do you think about me Clyde Frog?
Clyde Frog: I think you're a big fat Piece of Crap.
Cartman was silent for a moment.
Cartman: Ey!
Meanwhile.
Dipper walked into his house and went to the Table,
Valorie: Oh Dipper, Your back, Where's Mabel?
Dipper: With Stan, Kyle and Kenny.
Valorie: Hm, You seem a little down about something.
Dipper: Yeah, I guess, It's just… You know what's tomorrow?
Valorie thought then realized what was wrong.
Valorie: Oh… I see.
Dipper: So much has happened to me these months, So much has changed, I… I miss him… Both of them.
Valorie put a hand on Dipper's shoulder.
Valorie: Your parents were good people Dipper, What happened was a horrible thing, For all of us.
Dipper: Have we even had a funeral for them?
Valorie: No… I don't believe we have, Their bodies were never found.
Dipper suddenly lit up.
Dipper: So they could be alive?
Valorie: What?
Dipper got out of his chair.
Dipper: If their bodies were never found than they could be still out there!
Valorie: Dipper…
Dipper: Maybe if we sent a search party we could-
Valorie: Dipper…
Dipper: There has to be something-
Valorie: Dipper! Stop!... If your Parents were still out there they would have shown up by now… I'm sorry.
Dipper said nothing… He just went up to his Room.
Meanwhile.
At the Cartman Residence, Cartman and Liane were eating Dinner, Cartman stopped eating and looked at his mom.
Cartman: Mom, Can I ask you a question?
Liane: Sure hon.
Cartman: You know how like my friend Stan has… A dad?
Liane: Uh Huh.
Cartman: And my Friend Kyle has a Dad, And my Friend Kenny has a Dad, And Butters has a Dad, And Wendy testaburger has a Dad?
Liane: Yes?
There was a long silence.
(Thomas Silence Plays.)
Liane: Well what's your Question hon?
Cartman: Do I have a dad?
Liane: Oh…
Cartman: I want to know where I come from.
Liane thought for a moment.
Liane: Well you see Eric, When a man and a woman are Attracted to each other, They want to be close to each other, And sometimes the man puts his… Uh... "Ho-Ho...Dilly…" Into the womans… "Cha… Cha…"
Cartman was silent.
Cartman: So who put his Who Who Dilly in your Cha Cha.
Liane: Eric, The day I met your Father, It was like Magic, It was a beautiful Autumn night, Just before the End of the first half of the War, At the twlf annual Drunken Barn Dance.
Flashback.
Liane: I was young and Naive back then.
Otter: Wow, I've never seen a woman drink that Much, You're a Natural Mrs Cartman.
Liane: Oh… You haven't seen nothing yet!
Toad: And-And-And, And that's why… Rolling pears, Are a better ad… Than Beetlejuice.
Ratty: Beetlejuice isn't even an Ad!
Ichabod Crane: I escaped a decapitated Horseman!
At that Moment the band began to pick up the Rhythm faster.
Jimbo: C'mon everybody! Let's all do the Drunken barn dance!
Mole: But we've already been doing it…
Liane: Everyone did it more, Anyway it was at that moment, I saw him! He was the most charming, Piece of Ass I had ever laid Eyes on in Crossover town! His name was Chief Runningwater.
Flashback ends.
Liane: I honestly don't remember what happened the rest of the night, But the next morning I was pregnant with you.
Cartman: So where's chief Running- I mean Dad now?
Liane: Eh… I never saw him again after that. To be honest I wasn't really interested in him. I was drunk, Although I heard he still lives on a small reservation 3 miles from the Hundred acre woods backyard borders.
Cartman was stunned.
Cartman: To think I'll this time I've been a natieve American.
Meanwhile.
Night crept on the Castle of Queen Grimhilde as the Evil queen stepped forward to her magic mirror.
Queen Grimhilde: Magic Mirror on the wall, At my command you will show me all.
Magic Mirror: What would thou know my Queen.
Queen Grimhilde: Show me again my future conquests.
The mirror flashed images at her queen, Different places to crush and Conquer.
Queen Grimhilde: Ah… Excellent, My force will grow strong enough soon, When they are, We will dominate these lands.
Evelvauna, The Bat aide to Grimhilde stepped forward from the shadows, Followed by Ogthar, Her latest recruit.
Ogthar: I look forward to such a vision my Queen.
Queen Grimhilde turned to face Ogthar.
Queen Grimhilde: Yes, I imagine so, But do remember who released you Ogthar, I know of your specific Talents that's why I freed you from your Imprisonment.
Ogthar: And I shall Deliver my Queen.
And with that he left the room and Returned to his Lab.
Ogthar: Rhoga! Thudd!
The two Anthropomorphic Dinosaurs bumbled into the Room.
Rhoga: You called Boss?
Ogthar: I have an Important Assignment for the pair of you.
Thudd: Uh sure boss, What did you have in mind?
Ogthar: Bring me Eggs.
Rhoga and Thudd: Huh?
Ogthar: To hatch, With my Ruby sunstone, I shall create for the Queen a new Army of Reanimated Dinosaurs, To help us conquer the world in Her name!... So, Avian eggs… Can you handle it?
Rhoga and Thudd gaped for a bit then grew more Confident.
Rhoga and Thudd: Absolutely…
And they both sniggered.
Meanwhile.
At an Indian reservation outside the westside of the Hundred acre wood, Several Indian reservationists sat around a campfire, One of them came up to their leader.
Indian: Running water, There some kid hear to see you.
Running water: What kid?
Indian: He claims to be your kid.
On que, Cartman burst in dressed as a native American himself.
Cartman: Hi dad!
Running water: Who the hell are you?
Cartman: I'm your son Eric, My mom said you put your who who dilly in her Cha Cha at the drunken barn dance before the final battle of the war's first stage.
Running water: Your mother?
Cartman: Liane Cartman.
Running water: Cartman?!
Running water laughed.
Running water: Oh boy, I was worried for a second, Look kid, I'm not your father.
Cartman: What? But my mom said you were the guy she was with.
Running water: Kid, I hate to break this to you but your Mother is what we native Americans refer to in kid friendly terms as, "Bear with wide Canyon."
Cartman: Huh?
Running water: She is "Do who who can not keep legs together."
Cartman was still confused.
Running water: Your moms a Slut.
Cartman: Ey!
Running water: Plus she was too drunk to remember what happened, Let me tell you the rest of the Story.
Flashback.
Running water: We got tired of Dancing, So we went off to find a Private spot in some hay, I knew that she wanted me because she kept saying romantic things.
Liane: Oh chief, I want your heart manchowder.
Running water: Woah! Hello! "I said." As we started getting into she stopped.
Liane: Wait, Wait! Who's that!?
Running water: The Crowd parted to reveal a Fat Black man, Liane was completely enamoured with him.
Liane: Chief, Could you excuse me for a minute?
Running water: What? You gotta be kidding me! "I said." I watched as she made her way over to the man.
Liane: Why hello there, I don't think I've seen you around here before.
Chef: No, I'm new in town.
Liane: Well, What's a nice Handsome "Black" man doing in a sweet little patch of heaven like Crossover town?
Chef: I'm planning to open my own restaurant here.
Liane: My how exciting, Would you care to, Put your tongue in my mouth?
Chef: Damn, Baby you cut right to the chase don't you?
Liane: I'm plasted.
Running water: That person's name I later learned was Jerome Mcelroy.
Flashback end.
Cartman: What?! Jerome McElroy?! Chef is my dad?!
Running water: He's the last person I saw with your Mom that night.
Meanwhile the next Morning.
Dipper sadly made his way to the bus stop the next morning, There he found Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Mabel starting a Go Cart.
Dipper: What's going on?
Mabel: Kenny found a Used go kart in his yard and is gonna ride it!
Dipper: Wow… Fun.
Kyle: Hey Stan, Did you send the tape to America's Stupidest home videos?
Dipper: What?
Stan: Yeah, I sent it last night, What Sucks is that we have to watch that Stupid Bob sagen guy to find out if we won.
Dipper: Hang on you did what?!
Stan: Uh yeah, While you were gone we watched this stupid show with my grandpa called America's stupidest home videos.
Kyle: It said if we sent our most stupidest home videos we'd get 10,000 dollars if we win.
Dipper: ...Mabel?
Mabel: I swear I did not agree to this.
Dipper: Are you guys serious!? There is a kid with a serious problem right now and you wanna Embarrass him behind his Back!?
Stan: Dude, It's just cartman.
Dipper: Just Cartman- You honestly-!?
Mabel: He's coming right now.
Dipper: what?
Up came Cartman, bizarrely Dressed like and 80's Rapper.
Cartman: Sup homies?
Stan: Cartman?
Cartman: I was just down in the SPC, Kicking it with some G's on the West side!
Kyle: Didn't you come by yesterday and say you were a native American?
Cartman scoffed.
Cartman: Ha! Right, Like I'm some hippie indian, You know what I'm saying? G? Check it out I'm gonna go with my Dad.
And he Moonwalked away.
Mabel: He was anative American yesterday.
Dipper: Dude, We should make a Video out of this We'd get another 10,000 dollars.
Dipper: NO! We are not making more Videos of Cartman Making an Ass of himself!... That didn't come out right.
Suddenly the Go Kart started and Dragged Kenny along with it, He flew down the road bumping into things as he went.
Dipper: Kenny!
Kenny screamed as the Kart veered off the road and ran through some trees, Then flew over a rock and landed on some nearby Train Tracks.
Kenny: (I'm okay guys!)
Suddenly a train crushed him to death as it sped past.
Stan: Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
Kyle: You bastards!
Meanwhile.
Cartman made his way to Chef's house and knocked on his door, Chef Answered.
Chef: Hello?
Cartman: Yo Pops.
Chef Stared.
Chef: Boy, What the fudge are you doing!?
Cartman: You just, Laying down some rhymes for my g folk you know what I'm saying.
Chef: Get in here!
Chef grabbed Cartman and Dragged him inside!
Chef: Take that wig off! What's gotten into you!?
Chef: What's gotten into you!
Cartman: Your my dad Chef, Chief running water said you got together with my mom at the Drunken Barn dance before the final battle of the Wars first stage.
Chef: What?! No! Uh… Did I?
Cartman: He said you kissed her with your tongue.
Chef: Oh, That's different, Women don't get pregnant from that Eric.
Cartman: Oh… So you're not my Dad.
Chef: Of course not, Here let me tell you where Babies come from, and You'll see How I'm not your dad
Chef: When a man loves a woman.
And a woman loves a man.
Actually sometimes the man doesn't love the woman but,
He acts like he does as long as he gets some action Hah.
The magic Starts to happen and the two take off their clothes! That's right.
They caress and touch each other, Until the part of the man grows,
They roll around and now things are really starting to Get hot.
And the man says I love you and the woman says.
"Hold on a second I gotta go to the Bathroom."
So you wait and you wait and you wait and you wait.
…
And you wait and you wait and you wait and you wait.
You wait and you coling down while she's still going to the bathroom.
Finally she comes back, And she says, Baby I'm getting hot!
And that's when you gotta jam her up front and! #$$&^ *
Cartman: WHAT?! Who did all that to my mom at the Drunken Barn dance!?
Chef stopped signing.
Chef: Oh that? That was a long time ago, Just before the first stage of this war ended. I'll tell you what I remember.
Flashback.
Liane: Oh Jerome, You're so strong.
Jimbo: Hey everybody! Look who's here!
Chef: It was the AFC champion Denver Broncos, They had Lianes attention but they weren't what turned her on.
Liane: Oh, Oh Chef.
Chef: "Damn woman, What's gotten into you?" I asked, I saw an Arm sticking out of the Hay and pulled it out. "Garrison!? What the hell are you doing?"
Mr Garrison: Your Drunk Mr Hat!
Chef: Aw man, I'm outta here.
Liane: Oh c'mon chef, Haven't you ever heard of a threesome?
Chef: "Yeah, when two Women are involved." I said, And I left.
Mr Garrison: Damn it! Well looks like it's just you and me Mrs Cartman.
Flashback.
Chef: And that's who she was with last, Mr Garrison.
Cartman was Horrified!
Cartman: NO!
Meanwhile.
At Stan's house, Stan, Kyle, Dipper and Mabel watched America's stupidest home videos.
Bob Sagen: Here's a video sent to us that shows a very disturbed little boy.
Cartman's video played and the Audience laughed.
Dipper: Why are we even watching this?
Kyle: C'mon dude, Don't you want 10,000 dollars?
Dipper: Don't you guys even feel remotely bad that you're doing this behind his back?!
Stan: Oh come on Cartman's an Asshole.
Dipper: Yeah, but it doesn't justify what you're doing! This could hurt his feelings.
Mabel: Or just really piss him off.
Dipper: Okay yeah I guess but this is still wrong.
Bob Sagen: Now the moment you've all been waiting for, When one of our lucky videos Qualifies for the ten thousand dollar grand prize to be chosen tomorrow night, The winner is… Little boys tea party!
Stan and Kyle cheered!
Stan: We did it! We're in the Finales!
Kyle: We're gonna win ten thousand dollars!
Mabel: Dipper can I talk to you?
Dipper and Mabel went off to the Corner.
Mabel: Okay look, I swear I barely had anything to do with this, I walked off as soon as they came up with the Idea.
Dipper: So you didn't try to stop them?
Mabel: Well, Not really, Look Dipper I know this seems wrong but let's face it Cartman's kind of a jerk so Humiliating him wouldn't be too far deserving.
Dipper: Yeah but with this? I mean, You know what's tomorrow? Ri-
Mabel: I don't wanna be reminded.
Mabel suddenly turned away with her arms crossed.
Dipper: Maybe it wouldn't hurt if we… Sympathize with Cartman?
Mabel looked back sadly.
Mabel: Where is Cartman?
Meanwhile.
Mr Garrison: Mr Hatt you need to admit you have a drinking Problem.
Cartman burst into the Bar and glared Daggers at Mr Garrison.
Cartman: You!
Mr Garrison turned around in Surprise.
Cartman: All this time… It was you! Why didn't you tell me Father?!
Mr Garrison: Eric? What are you doing here? And what are you talking about?
Cartman: It's been you all along! You were with my mother at the night of the Drunken Barn dance!
Mr Garrison gasped!
JImbo: Garrison? That can't be he's gay.
Cartman: Then did you sleep with my mom?
Mr Garrison: No!
Sparx: So he's gay.
Mr Garrison: Alright! Alright! I confess! I had sex with your mother at the Drunken Barn dance! But who here didn't?! Huh?
Everyone suddenly froze.
Mr Garrison: Now c'mon honestly who here hasn't slept with Liane Cartman?
Everyone in the bar looked awkwardly at each other.
Halfy: I haven't.
Richard waterson: You count halfy you don't have any legs.
And he didn't'.
Mr Garrison: So you see Eric, Any one in town could be your Father, I'm afraid you're never going to know.
Cartman looked down sadly, Jimbo came over.
Jimbo: Hey, Don't feel too bad kid, I never knew who my real father was either, Well I did know who he was and we had some great times together like huntin and Fishin-
Nichole: Shut up Jimbo.
Cartman sadly walked out of the Bar when Dr Mephesto Stopped him.
Dr Mephesto: Wait! Wait! I know a way to find out.
Carmtan: How?
Dr Mephesto: At my lab! We can do a DNA test. I'll take a sample of your Blood and Everyone else here to determine who your Father is.
Cartman: Really? You can?
Dr Mephesto: Yes of course, It;ll cost a pretty penny though.
Cartman: How much?
Dr Mepehsto: 3,000 should cover it.
Cartman: What? But I don't have three thousand Dollars!
Dr Mepehsto: Well make some.
Cartman's face fell as he walked out.
The next morning.
Cartman walked sadly down the Street next morning kicking a small rock, Along the way he met Dipper and Mabel.
Dipper: Hey Cartman…
Cartman: Hey guys.
Mabel: So how do you feel?
Cartman: Oh you know… Fine…
Dipper: So… Nothing wrong at all then?
Cartman: Well, To be honest, I just wanna know who my dad is… But to find out they have to do a DNA test and they cost 3,000 dollars, And I don't have three thousand dollars.
Dipper and Mabel were taken aback.
DIpper: Uh… Wow.
Cartman: Yeah, it sucks, I have to know who my Father is, I just have to, Maybe I could work in a sweatshop for a while-
Mabel: Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, You don;t have to do that, We actually think we can help you.
Cartman: You do?
Dipper: Uh yeah, Stan and… We have a video tape that's in the Finals for America's stupidest home videos and if we win, We'll give you three thousand of the Ten dollar thousand prize.
Cartman was delighted.
Cartman: You will? Wow! Thank you guys!
Dipper: Uh, Yeah sure… Mabel calls Stan and Kyle…
Later.
Dipper, Mabel, Stan, Kyle and Cartman sat on the Couch at Cartman's house as the TV played.
Cartman: So what kind of Video did you guys make?
Stan: Uh, You'll see…
Mabel whispered to Dipper.
Mabel: What did it take to get them to agree?
Dipper: I told Stan I'd tattle to Wendy and said Kyle Cartman would say the K word if he didn't.
Bob Sagen: And now it's time to crown the Ten thousand Dollar winner, Eh, Eh, Eh, Eh… Our judges have narrowed it down to only three videos. First it's "God who puts hat on Master's head."
Voice: Oh, Oh I'm a little Dog, I'm a little dog, Look I'm gonna put a hat on my masters head."
Everyone laughed.
Bob Sagen: And now our Second Finalist, "Little boy has a tea party."
Cartman: WHAT?!
Cartman's eyes bulged as his video was played.
Bob sagen: Boy, Does this kid need some therapy, Eh, Eh, Eh, Eh, Eh, Eh…
Stan: C'mon Cartman We're sure to win Than you'll get the money!
Cartman: I… Am… So… Pissed… Off… Right… Now…
Kyle: They laughed hardest at our video, We're gonna win!
Bob sagen: And finally our third contestant, "Child gets hit by a train!"
Suddenly a video appeared, It showed Kenny started his go Kart, Than the Events leading up to his death! Everyone laughed.
Dipper: What the hell?
Bob sagen: Now that's what I call a joyride! And the winner is Naturally… "Little boy being hit by a train."
Stan: Dude! We lost.
Kyle: Damn it!
Cartman's face grew red with Anger.
Cartman: I… Am… going… to… Fucking… Kill you guys… Seriously!
Bob Sagen: Stand up and take a bow Mr Marsh.
Grandpa Marsh: Yes! I won! I won!
Stan: GRANDPA!?
Mabel: I was accepting Randy for a moment.
Bob sagen: Our other Runner ups will have to settle for their Three Thousand prizes, Well see you next time folks.
Kyle: hey, We still get three thousand Dollars, That's enough for Cartman to do his DNA test!
Dipper: Sweet! Do you hear that… Cartman?
Cartman: Kill… You… Guys… Kill… You... Guys…
Later.
At Dr Mepestos lab, Everyone had gathered together for the test.
Dr Mepeshto: Alright, From everyone's Accounts, I've narrowed down Erics possible Father to the Following People here, Officer Barbrady, Chef, Jimbo, Mr Garrison, Ned, Running water, Gerald Brovflowksi, Winnie the Pooh, Piglet, Tigger, Eoyore, Rabbit, The Seven Dwarves, Myself, My friend Kevin, or the 1989's Denver Broncos.
Stan: Wow, Who Cartman's mom was that much of a slut…
Dr Mepeshto: The test results are in this envelope, Shall I open it?
Mr Garrison: Yes! For god's sake get on with it!
Dr Mepesto Opened the Envelope and read it.
Dr Mepesto: I have it, The Father of Eric Cartman is someone in this room! The Father is…
Who is Eric Cartman's Father? Is it? Chief Running water? Or is it Piglet? Or is ti Tigger? Or Rabbit? Or Chef? Or Mephisto? Or that little Monkey guy? Or is it Mr Garrison.
Grumpy: Nope not him, He's gay.
Mr Garrison: Hey!
Is it, Grumpy?
Grumpy: Ah!
Or Jimbo?
Jimbo: AH!
Or is it Officer Barbrady.
Officer Barbrady: Huh? Where?
Or is it Ned?
Ned: Could be.
Or is it Doc? Or Happy, Or Sneezy, Or Bashful.
Bashful: Aw shucks.
Or is it, Dopey? Or Sleepy? Or Eeyore?
Eeyore: Thanks for noticing…
Or is it, Pooh Bear.
Pooh: Oh bother.
Or is it Mr Broflowski!
Kyle: Dad! how could you!?
Or is it the Denvor Broncos! The answer is coming, Next Episode! After other Stories are updated.
Cartman: What? Son of a Bitch!
Flash!
Lord Jargafar: Stay tuned folks.
Fade to black.
Lord Jargafar: Heh, Heh, Heh, Heh, Heh…
To be continued.
Queen Grimhilde: Hey what about us?
Ogthar: We're gonna build an Army People! Hello!?