-Time Skip Academy Third year-
Naruto and Kitsudo were walking down one of the main streets of Konaha to a park on a brisk morning being given a wide birth to travel do to Naruto's status.
"You're telling me you are not the slightest bit interested in any of the girls in our class?" asked Kitsudo with a tone of, I don't believe you.
"Does it even matter, all of them are obsessed with the great Sasuke Uchiha because of his last name, and if they're not after him they only talk to me to get close to you. How much you wanna bet that if my father wasn't an S-rank secret that I would have women in their twenties trying to date me," said Naruto in a dead pan.
"You're right about the thing with your dad but not every girl is after me and Sasuke," said Kitsudo in a cheeky tone.
"Name one, Kimimaro said that some of the girls in his class have a crush on Sasuke and they're three years older than us," responded in an exasperated tone.
"Fare fare but there is one girl in our class that I know for a fact likes you," said Kitsudo in a matter of fact tone.
"Wait what!" screamed Naruto before looking at Kitsudo who was no longer there. Looking forward he saw Kitsudo running ahead laughing. "Get your ass back here you do not get to leave after saying something like that!"
Turning a corner after Kitsudo Naruto ran head first into someone.
"Ow, sorry about that. I wasn't looking were I was going," Naruto apologized while rubbing the back of his head.
"It's okay," responded the man that Naruto collided with.
He was a man of average height and build. He has brown hair that he keeps in a spiky ponytail, dark eyes, and a scar that runs across the bridge of his nose. He was wearing the standard Konoha shinobi outfit complete with forehead protector, sandals, and flak jacket. His sleeves are also rolled up about a quarter of the way.
When the man finally looked up he was surprised to see the visage of the Kyuubi's jinchuriki.
"You're," the man began to say before Naruto cut him off.
"Naruto Uzumaki, future Hokage of Konaha," he said with a megawatt grin.
"Like you would be allowed to rule the village you almost destroyed," thought the scared man.
"Hey, Naruto you good?" asked Kitsudo as he walked up towards the downed Naruto.
"Yeah I'm fine," he responded as Kitsudo helped him stand. He then waked over towards the man he had collided with before reaching his hand out for the man to grab, "Sorry for the collision," he said in an apologetic tone.
Not expecting this the man was slightly hesitant in grabbing the offered appendage, but eventually he took it.
"If you're done making a new friend let's go before it gets too late for us to train after tomorrow starts the year we get to learn some jutsu," said Kitsudo in an uninterested tone.
"Don't think I forgot what you said. You are not allowed to just walk off after dropping something like that on me," responded the blonde boy as he stuck Kitsudo in a headlock.
"Not my fault you're too dense to notice, I could tell she liked you on the first day," retorted Kitsudo as the two walked off.
The man looked at the duo as they walked away, "Maybe I was wrong about him."
-Academy Next Day-
The classroom was a buzz with noise. Several guys were talking with each other about the kinds of jutsu they will be learning, while several of the girls were looking at either Sasuke or Kitsudo with hearts in their eyes. However all conversation stopped when the door to the classroom opened, but the man who entered wasn't Daimoku sensei. The man that walked in was the same one that Naruto had ran into the day prior.
"Hello my name is Iruka Umino, and I shall be taking over as your instructor for Daimoku," stated the now named Iruka.
"Isn't that the guy you ran into yesterday?" whispered Kitsudo into Naruto's ear.
"I think so," answered Naruto.
"Well, as I am sure that many of you are aware we shall be starting to learn jutsu," said Iruka addressing the class.
At this announcement the boys in the class began to cheer.
"Quiet!" shouted Iruka as his head grew to a cartoonish size.
The class promptly shut up and gave Iruka their full attention.
Clearing his throat Iruka continued "Now, do any of you already know a jutsu," he asked, to which three people raised their hand. The three raising their hands were Kitsudo, Naruto, and Sasuke.
"Alright will you three come to the front and preform your jutsu. Kitsudo would you go first," introduced Iruka. The three boy then got up and moved to the front of class.
"May me and Naruto go together since it is the same jutsu?" asked the secret fox.
"Very well," responded Iruka still surprised by the boy's friendship with the blonde Jinchuriki.
The two then got a set of wicked grins that sent a shiver down Iruka's spine, as they brought their hands into the ram seal, and they enveloped in two clouds of chakra smoke. When the chakra smoke cleared in place of Naruto and Kitsudo were a set of well-developed teenage girls that looked to be twins. One had blonde hair set in two pigtails with three whisker marks on each cheek the other was a mirror copy but her hair was orange instead of blonde. The few remaining wisps of smoke just barely cover their privates but left nothing to the imagination. They pressed their incredibly large and busty breasts, that are capable of rivaling those of a certain blonde alcoholic, together. They began to fondle and grope each other's massive chest with one hand while caressing the other's incredibly plump and curvy rear with the other as each set of curves bounced while each gave a very faint moan.
Upon seeing this Iruka was launched into the air by a fountain of blood shooting from his nose as well as almost every other boy in the class, the exceptions being Shino and Shikamaru. The later because he was asleep blissfully unaware of what's going on around him while the former showed no outward reaction but had a very noticeable blush on his cheeks behind his high collar. The girls on the other hand, with the exception of a fainted Hinata, had mixed reactions. Half were debating between praising Kitsudo for already knowing a jutsu, and beating the shit out of Naruto for corrupting their Kitsudo. The other half was debating between beating the shit out of Naruto, or fretting of their precious Sasuke who was among the fainted boys, but all of them sported huge blushes that covered their faces.
Kurama was rolling on the floor of Naruto's mindscape laughing his ass off.
"Well I think the Sexy Jutsu is effective," said Naruto looking at the state of the rest of the class.
"And apparently having two people do it makes it a lot more effective," replied Kitsudo.
The two boy began to chuckle until both in a mischievous tone though due to their forms and the position they are in it came off in a more seductive way. , causing some of the boys who were beginning to get back up to be knocked back by a second fountain of blood coming from their nose.
Their chuckling was stop when both were hit on the back of the heads by an irate Iruka, with tissues shoved up his nose, causing the transmissions to disappear.
"What the hell was that?" shouted the annoyed teacher.
"You asked us to show you and the class our jutsu so we did," answered Kitsudo holding the back of his head.
"Good news is it worked as intended," said Naruto holding his head as well.
"And what is that supposed to mean?" asked a still irritated instructor.
"It knocked out almost every guy who saw it," answered Naruto as if the answer was obvious.
Looking at the class Iruka had to begrudgingly admit that it is an effective jutsu especially considering that most ninjas and bandits are male.
When everyone woke up, the boys all having tissues in their nose, Iruka led them outside under the guise that the classroom looks like a murderer scene, though Sasuke was going to ask to go outside for his demonstration as his jutsu is highly destructive.
-Outside-
"Fire Style: Grand Fireball Jutsu!" shouted Sasuke as he shot a massive fireball into the air before he began to start coughing smoke.
"Sasuke are you alright?" asked Iruka.
"I'm fine, still working on the control," responded Sasuke as he continued to cough smoke, much to the concern of the Sasuke fan club.
"Here this might help," came the voice of Naruto as he handed Sasuke a bottle of water, "I saw something similar happen with one of your clansmen."
Sasuke took the offered water and began to drink greedily. When he finished he thanked Naruto and made a mental reminder to carry a bottle of water whenever he trains his fire style jutsu.
-Midnight-
Naruto was woken up when he heard a frantic knocking on his window. Grumbling about the time he opened the window but was surprised to see Itachi in his anbu attire minus the mask. He looked to have been crying.
"Naruto I have a very important request to make of you," he said a slight bit of concern leaking into his usual monotone.
"What is it?" asked Naruto as he realized the gravity of the situation if the usually stoic and emotionless Itachi was acting this way.
With a deep breath Itachi spoke, "I have just finished the slaughter of everyone in my clan. With the exception of Sasuke," he finished after a brief pause.
Shocked by the revelation Naruto asked the only logical question, "Why?"
"I was given the an order to do so in order to stop my clan's attempted coup d'état. I was given the option of having it appear that I was away on an extended mission but I chose to shoulder this burden. My plan is to have Sasuke to someday kill me in order to restore our clan's name. However I fear that I have set him upon a dark path. That is why I have come here," Itachi then did something that Naruto would have never expected to see. Itachi was bowing before him as visible tears could be seen falling to the floor, "I have come here to ask you to help stop Sasuke from traveling down this darker path."
Stunned by the actions of the normally stoic Uchiha Naruto didn't respond to him immediately but his decision was the same either way, "Of course," he answered with a kind smile.
Itachi stood from his bow as he placed a hand on Naruto's right shoulder right on top of his summoner's mark. Naruto didn't notice that the seal began to faintly glow.
"I also wanted to give you something to help you become Hokage," stated Itachi, but before Naruto could ask what, Itachi was standing on the windowsill his left hand holding the side of the frame before turning back towards Naruto with a smile, "I had hoped that I would be able to serve under you when you became it," the moment he finished he jumped out the window leaving no trace he was ever there, except for a bloody hand print on the frame.
-Two Years Later-
Ever since that night Naruto has noticed that Sasuke had begun to become more distant from everyone. He went from a normal kid to an emotionless boy. Unfortunately the boy's emo persona only attracted the fan girls more.
Naruto had tried to help and befriend Sasuke; however the last Uchiha only perceived it as petty. The Uchiha had taken to wearing a navy blue, short-sleeved shirt with a high collar, white shorts, and white arm warmers.
They was only a day away from the Genin test after that Naruto wouldn't be able to help the Uchiha unless they were placed on the same Genin team, which he had every intention on being. He had discovered that teams were decided by class rankings, one such being the rookie of the year, and top Kunoichi with the dead last. After he found this out he had, despite all of the teasing, began to purposely fail his test to secure the spot of dead last, which was harder than you would think because of the laziness of a curtain Nara, once he found out that Sasuke was determined to be rookie of the year.
He had begun to form bonds with some of his classmates; he had developed a friendly rivalry with Kiba Inuzuka, the dog like boy's attire consisted of dark grayish pants reaching to his calves and a grey, hooded fur-lined coat, with the hood pulled up as Akamaru's head poking out of the hood.
He had also formed a friendship with the Akimichi heir when the rotund boy showed up at Ichiraku ramen and the two had an in prompt to eating contest in which the blonde Uzumaki won, but only just barely. The boy donned a green, short-sleeved haori with a long, white scarf over a white shirt, with the kanji for "food" on it. He also wore black shorts and bandages around his legs and forearms. His blue head wear was styled in a manner that allowed two tufts of hair to poke out at each side.
Through his friendship with the Akimichi he had also bonded with Shikamaru after he agreed to play a game of Shogi with him. The Nara wears a short-sleeved grey jacket with green-edged sleeves and the rudimentary symbol on the back, under which is a green-lined mesh amour T-shirt. He also wears brown pants.
He had even managed to befriend the stoic Shino when he decided not kill a mosquito that had bit him and instead just let it take the blood it needed before watching it fly away. The Aburame's appearance had not changed much as he still wore his gray high collar coat.
He had attempted to befriend both Ino Yamanaka and Sakura Haruno, however the pink haired girl just hit him saying that she was only interested in Sasuke.
"Why did she think I was interested in her? That was the first time I had even talked to her," he thought as he remembered the event.
The pink girl wore a red short sleeved qipao dress with slits along the sides accompanied by a zipper and white circular designs. She also had on tight dark green bike shorts were she had a Kuni holster situated along with blue sandals. She still wore the same red ribbon she had as a child.
However he became close with Ino after the found out that they both like plants. He would occasionally go over to her family's flower shop to get some flowers and other plants to give his apartment more of a nature feeling. She had taken to wearing a purple outfit consisting of a high-collared blouse and matching apron skirt. She had had bandages on her abdomen and legs along with a par of arm warmers.
As for Hinata, Naruto had began to develop feelings for shy Hyuga however, since he is still too dense to realize she likes him to, he is afraid to ask her fearing that she would be scared of him if she ever found out about Kurama. He had also seen talking to Kitsudo and assumed that she was a part of his fan club. In reality she was talking to Kitsudo for a similar reason half of the girls in class talk to Naruto. She had tried to use these conversations to get closer and feel more comfortable around Naruto but she still became a stuttering mess when he talks to her. She wears a bulky cream colored hooded jacket with the Hyuga clan crest on her upper sleeves and fur around the cuffs and hem with pair of navy blue pants.
He was brought out of his thoughts when he heard the question from Iruka, who had been giving a review on what would be on the written test.
"Can anybody tell me what happened on October 10th twelve years ago?" He asked the class. After a few minutes only a single hand had been raised.
Despite his growing fondness of the blonde Iruka was still hesitant to call on him for this specific question. When he noticed that nobody else knew he sighed before calling on Naruto.
"The Kyuubi attack the village," he state in an even tone.
Most of the students were surprised that the class idiot was able to answer this question.
"Correct, now who was the one that stopped the Kyuubi?" asked Iruka.
Without missing a beat Naruto cheerfully responded, "The Fourth Hokage, Minato Namikaze."
This answer again surprised the class as they turned to Naruto with looks that questioned of this was the real Naruto.
"Don't look at me like. There are only three class here I pay attention to, are Ninjutsu, Taijutsu, and history when it talks about the Hokage. After all you can't surpass someone you nothing about?" he asked indirectly declaring his dream to the rest of the class who had heard it a thousand times.
"Naruto, don't get me wrong glad to hear you actually listen to at least some of my lectures, but if you are going to answer a question please raise your hand," Iruka's tiredness of the situation was clear in his words. "Why does he make everything difficult?" he asked himself.
-Next Day-
Naruto had showed up to the academy after he managed to avoid capture from the anbu for an hour. What did he do this time; he had painted over the entirety of the Hokage monument.
-Flashback-
He had painted the first face to look like he was made of wood, with his hair being a leafy green. His right cheek was painted to look like someone had carved into his wooden visage the words "Long live the Orange Fox"
The second's face had a blue scale like pattern with two long yellow whiskers with two horn like figures poking out of his head giving the appearance of a blue Chinese dragon.
The third had a mostly pale face with the side being brown and resembling fur with two large ears coming out the side of his head making him look like a giant monkey.
The fourth's was painted to look like a giant light bulb with his hair being the rays of light coming off of it.
To the right of the fourth's head was a picture of a chibi Naruto leaning against a sign that read "Reserved of Naruto Uzumaki."
He had somehow managed to complete all of this before anyone noticed. When he did finish he set off a flash tag to get the attention of everyone. He stood their until the Anbu appeared around him. He gave them a wicked grin before dropping a smoke bomb. He had led them from one end of the village to the other. He had evaded capture for an hour despite handicapping himself by suppressing his bloodline making it possible to sense him however as a way to train he was suppressing his chakra signature. While not as effective as his bloodline it was still a useful skill.
-Flashback End-
"The exam consisted of a written test, weapons throwing, and finally the jutsu test where they had to perform the three academy jutsu, being the Hinge (transformation), Kawarimi (replacement), and Bunshin (clone)," explained Iruka to the class.
The blonde Jinchuriki had been practicing the three required jutsu tirelessly to the point that he could now preform the first two without any hand seals however he still struggled to make a bunshin. Whenever he managed to make a clone it was incredibly sickly and pale.
He was now sitting in the back of class waiting for his turn to perform the jutsu. He had done just enough on the written test to pass and half assed the weapons throwing. He had practice throwing weapons to the point that he could hit the target from roughly one and a half kilometers.
"Naruto Uzumaki," called Mizuki with clear irritation in his voice.
Naruto left to go to the exam room.
-Exam Room-
Iruka and Mizuki sat in the exam room waiting for Naruto when they heard the door open, but were surprised to see Hiruzen Sarutobi entering the room in his Hokage robes.
"Lord Hokage what are you doing here?" asked Iruka more than a little surprised.
"I had planned on surprising the students by watching the exams in the hopes of encouraging the students to do their best. I had intended on being here sooner, but was held up by some paperwork. Although from what I saw in the courtyard my presence was not needed," explained the aged leader.
"I see, well you have missed most of the students however you are just in time to see Naruto preform the jutsu portion of the test," said Iruka.
"That is good to know," responded the third Hokage, "It is times like this that I wonder what would happen if you were to become a Jonin sensei."
Iruka nervously rubbed the back of his head as he accepted the praise. The three sat together making small conversation for about ten minutes before Mizuki got up to leave the room.
"Mizuki where are you going?" asked Iruka.
"I am going to get the next student since Uzumaki hasn't shown up yet," responded an irritated Mizuki, who paused when he heard the Hokage laughing. Turning around he saw the said man stand up and walk to in front of the desk.
"I do believe that this qualifies as a pass for the Hinge part of the test," said the old leader before he was enveloped in a puff of smoke that cleared to reveal A grinning Naruto. The two Chunin just looked at the boy in shock as their eyes grew to the size of dinner plates as they realized that they had been talking to a transformed Naruto for ten minutes without realizing who he really was.
"So are you both just going gape like a bunch of fish or can we continue with my exam?" asked a cocky Naruto.
Shaking out of his shock Iruka cleared his throat before speaking, "I'll give you some extra credit for that little stunt. Now please preform the Kawarimi," he then threw a Kuni at the boy.
In a puff of smoke the Kuni had been plunged into a chair. Surprised having expected it to be one of the logs in the corner, he was brought out of his confusion when he fell back on his rear. He scowled when he realized that Naruto switched with his chair, "Naruto!" he shouted at the chuckling blonde next to him.
He just walked over to grab and return the chair he switched with. Sighing he accepted the chair and sat back down.
"Now, if you can create at least two bunshin you pass," stated Iruka as he gestured for Naruto to attempt the jutsu.
Moving to perform the jutsu Naruto prayed for it to work. He brought his hands into the required hand seal creating a large puff of smoke. Coughing, Iruka waved the smoke away only to reveal a pale sickly Naruto standing next to a perfectly healthy one.
With yet another sigh the instructor regretfully said, "I'm sorry Naruto, but you failed."
The young blonde mentally cursed his inability to make a simple clone.
"Come on Iruka, I believe that his earlier display with the Hinge should warrant his passing," said a surprising caring Mizuki.
"I would love nothing more, however I am afraid I cannot do so as it would be shown as a sign of favoritism and seen as unfair to the other students," responded a somber Iruka.
Leave the academy building Naruto hung his head in a slight bit of depression. That was until he heard a familiar voice with an unfamiliar tone in it.