High Schoolers are Monsters 2
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A week has passed since Tsukune has been admitted to Osore Academy, and so far things have been right as rain when dealing with school life now, especially since no one was stupid enough to dare cross his path again ever since they found Saizou, who could only mutter Tsukune to be the culprit.
Thankfully it was more word to mouth, and the faculty staff decided to give him a break so long as he kept his nose cleaned from now on.
Other than that, he now has a friend who he can depend on who has aspirations to do extreme sports someday.
After making a few last adjustments, Tsukune exited his house, ready to walk his way back to school, but instead found Moka waiting for him outside his apartment with her bike ready.
"Tsukune, you ready to head to school" shouted the friendly pink haired Moka as she waved at Tsukune from the ground floor, "Yeah, I'm coming down" said Tsukune as he made his way down towards Moka.
Once he made it towards the ground floor, Tsukune hopped on the back pegs before Moka started to ride to school with Tsukune on the back.
This of course raised some eye brows as many students found it hard to believe that the ever beautiful Moka, would settle with being friends with the totally average Tsukune.
In fact Tsukune decided to be vocal towards everyone in class to pass the word that he and Moka are friends, and that he does have a girlfriend, when he showed everyone a picture of him being with his ex.
While this would normally clear things out, that still didn't change the fact that Moka still chose to hang with Tsukune, no matter who tried to approach and hit on her, much to the male student body announce.
So even though Tsukune still claimed to be with his ex, and that his relationship with Moka was merely between friends, what they see and how they act doesn't add up.
So naturally after parking Moka's bike on the bike rack, the couple made it back to their classroom in peace, with Tsukune listening to his music, and Moka reading a teen magazine.
"Alright students, settle down class is about to start" said Nekonome sensei as everyone went and put their things away.
"Now just a quick reminder, next week will be start of club recruitment week, and students must participate in a school club as it's a requirement here at Osore Academy, so with that being said I am in charge of the school newspaper club so please don't be afraid to ask me to know more about it and we'll work from there" said Nekonome sensei.
From there class went on normally as expected all the way up to lunch, with Tsukune and Moka choosing to chill together and share more stories about their middle school lives.
"So here I am sitting next to Daichi and Mia, both of which having deciding to smuggle in a friggin chicken within school grounds, for the sole purpose to train it to attack the owners of their prized cock fighters in an effort to end the cock fighting club for good" said Tsukune.
"Daichi, he's your vampire friend right" asked Moka, "Now that's Ren, Daichi was the literal spawn of Satan, and Mia she was a mermaid with her father being a big shot ambassador" explained Tsukune.
"Got it, please continue" said Moka, "Right well, here I am and these 2 yahoos were trying to figure out how they should go about approaching it, so jokingly I told Mia to lift her roosters sprits be giving that cock of theirs a cock ring" said Tsukune as he got Moka to laugh.
"Are you serious" asked Moka between her laughs, "Dead serious, and you know what, she did just that, she pulled out one of her spare rings and gave that damn rooster her blessing and placed that ring on the roosters talon before she and Daichi went to the cock fighting club" said Tsukune.
"And what happened" asked Moka, "Well surprisingly enough that damn rooster went ahead and started attacking the announcer and vice president, before the president of the club got involved ready to kill our feather hero, but Daichi came into the rescue dressed up as a giant chicken and starting kicking ass while shouting facts about chickens" said Tsukune as Moka was now heaving over and laughing whilst holding her guts.
"That's pretty funny story Tsukune, though I can't help but believe what you said was nothing more than a lie or at least a very creative tall tale" said Moka.
"It's the honest truth, in fact I've still got the polaroid pictures back home at my apartment if you want to take a look at them" said Tsukune, "I'll take you up on your offer" said Moka.
Before the 2 could continue to share their exploited tales together a group of boys came and surrounded them.
"Crap, your fan boys are back" said Tsukune, "Not to mention your personal hate group have decided to form an angry mob" said Moka.
"Let's split up and I'll meet you back in class" said Tsukune, "Don't be late" said Moka before both ran off in separate directions, with Moka leading the majority away, while Tsukune still had a small group chasing after him.
Damn it, thought Tsukune as he thought being chased down by the wolfpack back in middle school was bad.
Making a sharp right and a mad sprint towards the end of the hall, Tsukune only then realized that he reached a dead end.
Right now Tsukune felt trapped like a rat as his angry mob would soon catch up to him, if not for one of the school windows suddenly opening with a girl waving at him.
"Over here" she said as Tsukune wasted no time in jumping out the window, before he followed the girl with their bodies pressed up against the wall as they finally escaped the angry mob.
"Thanks for the save back there, I owe you one" said Tsukune, "You don't say" said the girl as she had short neon blue hair, she had a pair luscious hooters, and wore a modified girls uniform, with her wearing a sweater vest over her blouse and her skirt was a little shorter than the school code would allow.
"I may have to take you up on that offer Tsukune" said the gyaru as she got up in Tsukune's personal space and pressed her ta-ta's on his chest.
"If you're trying to seduce me Miss Kurono, it's actually not bad way to get my attention" said Tsukune with a blush before turning his head away.
"Oh wow, you actually know who I am, but please just call me Kurumu" said Kurumu with a giggle.
"Very well then, what can I do for you Kurumu and please be honest with me" said Tsukune as he backed away from her a little much to her amusement.
"Well if you want the honest truth, I want you to go out with me, and ditch that so called friend of yours" said Kurumu in the sweetest tone she could say.
"Ok, I'm flattered by the offer, but I'm seeing someone right now" said Tsukune as he felt flattered knowing that a girl found him attractive, even if she was human.
"Let's be honest for minute now darling, I know your secret" said Kurumu as Tsukune began to pale as he made an effort to ensure no one, other than Moka, knew who he really was.
"What secret" asked Tsukune innocently, "Don't play dumb now, especially since your face reads it all, mister I lied about having a girlfriend, but I keep this cherished photo of this really hot babe to show off and flex to people thinking I'm hot shit" said Kurumu.
"Hey now, you don't know anything in regards to my personal life and whom I used to date" said Tsukune, "Ah ha, so you admit to no longer be in a relationship with that girl" said Kurumu triumphantly.
God damn it, thought Tsukune as he began to curse himself over having given away his secret, which was honestly not a big deal in the big picture.
"Ok, I admit I no longer have a girlfriend, though honestly I'm not looking for a new relationship any time soon" said Tsukune, "Then why is it that you spend a lot of time with Moka, from where I'm standing you 2 seem to be getting along well" said Kurumu.
"We're seriously just good friends, I don't know why that's so hard to believe, also I'm starting to feel you're less interested in me and more interested in Moka" said Tsukune as Kurumu flinched a little.
"Fine, I believe you 2 to be good friends, if you promise to go and announce to everyone tomorrow in class that we're now dating" said Kurumu as her bosom bounced in her self-righteous triumph.
"Alright I'll do it, but in return you let go of whatever your beef is with Moka, and we never have to hang out again" said Tsukune as Kurumu looked butt hurt over what he said.
"Excuse me, but you can't just go and announce to people we're in a relationship and have nothing to show for it" said Kurumu as Tsukune was starting to get annoyed with her.
"Very well, we can hang out together for the first set of class tomorrow, but after that I'm done" said Tsukune as he heard the bell ring.
"Shit, I'm late for class, you better hurry up too less you want to get detention" said Tsukune as he began to rush back to class leaving Kurumu alone.
Feeling heavily insulted and humiliated, Kurumu stood there shaking with rage as she saw Tsukune run away as she began to plot out and devise a plan to humiliate Moka.
Later
Once the school bell ended, Tsukune and Moka made their way into town to do their own grocery shopping together and talk about what happened during their lunch break.
"Hey Moka, do you happen to know a girl by the name of Kurono Kurumu" asked Tsukune, "You mean that gyaru who sits next to us in class" asked Moka.
"Yeah, you don't happen to have known her before Osore Academy now do you" asked Tsukune, "No, not ringing any bells, why did something happen to between you 2" asked Moka.
"Well kinda, she got me to confess how I'm no longer with my ex anymore and well she kinda asked me to be in a relationship with her, and I mean that very loosely" said Tsukune as Moka stood there frozen trying to process over what she had heard before they continued to walk and talk.
"So what did you say" asked Moka, "I said I would agree to say we're in a fake relationship and that we'll hang for the first half of class tomorrow, but then I don't ever want to hang with her ever again" said Tsukune.
"Personally I'm really not looking forward to it, like honestly I'd much rather deal with Daichi when he drags me along on either an arson and stabbing innocent bystanders tirade" sighed Tsukune.
"Well if it's a fake relationship you're after, I mean I could always be your fake girlfriend" said Moka before realizing what she said before blushing in embarrassment.
"Honestly I appreciate the offer, but I think that'll just cause more problems for me, besides if I'm really honest here, I've got no desires for being in a relationship any time soon, especially since I'm trying hide my secret" said Tsukune.
"I understand that, but Tsukune what if this girl might have actual feelings for you and wants to be more than just a fake girlfriend" asked Moka, "Something tells me that she honestly has no real interest in having me as a boyfriend, so whatever happens tomorrow, hopefully it plays out in our favor" said Tsukune as they both went to check out and head back to their residing homes, unaware the Kurumu had been following them this whole time.
The Next Day
After getting a ride from Moka to school, Tsukune was mentally debating whether to go through with being in a false relationship with Kurumu or face being humiliated as a desperate loser who couldn't let go of his break up.
Whatever Tsukune had originally planned to do, he along with everyone in class were thrown in for a loop, when Kurumu decided to take action and surprised him when she ran up to kiss him on the lips, the innocent version of that mind you.
"Everyone, I want to make an announcement, me and Tsukune are actually dating and the only reason we kept it a secret was to spare the feelings of Moka who's got some serious self-esteem issues going on" said Kurumu bluntly as she shot Moka a shit eating grin.
I see what Tsukune was talking about now, thought Moka with a pout as she was ready to speak up, but Tsukune pulled himself away and wrapped his arms around Moka.
"Kurumu, I don't know what your beef is with Moka, nor do I care to know, so listen up and this goes for everyone else to here, I'm not interested in seeking a relationship, and I'm more than happy retaining my platonic friendship with Moka, whatever you or anyone thinks about, now if you guys don't mind I'm gonna go blow some fucking steam" said Tsukune as he pulled himself free from Moka as he left class just as Nekonome sensei came in.
Time Skip
Having to spend his first period alone in the middle of the school squad listening to music while dancing, an activity he's done before many times in middle school, Tsukune was finally able to calm down while getting scouted by both the break dancing club and contemporary dance club.
Now back in class, he now realized that he left with things amongst his classmates rather tense given how Kurumu was left looking like an attention whore, emphasis on the word whore, and Moka with the feeling of being hexed on the spot by Kurumu.
And this was only the beginning as during lunch break, Moka wounded up falling over, coincidentally when Kurumu was leaning on the wall next to her as she fell, she found someone put thumb tacks in her gym shoes, and the computer she was using in the school library suddenly found itself un plugged just as she was about to submit her report for her history class.
Right now they were all taking the same elective class together, which happened to be drama, coincidentally enough, as Tsukune dressed up in his Romeo costume decided to confront Kurumu and talk some sense into her, in hopes of stopping her before making a mistake she can't take back.
"Kurumu we need to talk" said Tsukune as Kurumu was now dressed as Wild West Burlesque girl you'd find at the local bar and whore house.
"Well if it ain't the guy who humiliated me in front of class this morning, what's a matter regret turning me down after seeing me dressed so sexy now" said Kurumu as she blew a kiss at him.
"Cut the crap, I know you're the one who's been harassing Moka all day and you need to stop now while you're ahead" said Tsukune.
"Aw, worried about little ol' me now or are you trying to protect your girlfriend" said Kurumu with a pout as bosom bounce once more when she crossed her arms again.
"For the love of- I'm not in a relationship with Moka, I don't know how many times I have to say it, but seriously I'm trying to help you out here" said Tsukune.
"Help me out huh, well you certainly helped me out back there in the middle of class when you stood me up, so you better forgive me if I don't feel like I can trust you, you jerk" said Kurumu as she leaned forward to show her inner cleavage to Tsukune.
"You were literally trying to humiliate Moka, which I seriously don't understand why, so could you just tell me already" said Tsukune as he wanted to get to the bottom of this.
"You really want to know, fine then, but it's seriously not that complicated you know" said Kurumu, "Then enlighten me please" said Tsukune.
"You see back in middle school I was fawned over as being the most prettiest girl amongst my peers, and used my status to cruise my way through the top of the popularity chain, where I was able to get away with just about anything" began Kurumu.
"And after a nice summer break, I was more than ready to continue on this life style here at this academy as well, that is until she stepped into the picture, miss Moka Akashiya, Miss my equal in beauty rival, which is complete BS, Miss take away my fan boys who were meant to serve and cater to my every whims so I can enjoy my high school life without putting in any real effort to anything" continued Kurumu.
"It's all thanks to Moka that I'm now forced to actually have to work hard and get most of my education done by myself, which totally blows, and It's because of all this injustice I had recently face that I will stop at nothing to humiliate her for ruining my high school life" said Kurumu as she patiently waited for Tsukune to finally speak up.
"No joke, I've gotta admire that bit part of you wanting to claim back your title of the queen bee, but like I said from the beginning, you need to stop cause trust me when I say you've got no idea who Moka is when she's triggered" said Tsukune as Kurumu shushed him by pressing her fingers on his lips.
"Save it, flattery won't help you, now unless you plan to come and aid me on my crusade, I suggest you beat it, cause I'm done talking to you" said Kurumu as she began to turn tail and sashay away.
Tsukune could only shake his head in a disproving manner as he knew how this was going to end if Kurumu didn't head his warning, but sometime people could only learn the hard way.
Turning back to meet up with Moka, he didn't need to look far as he found Moka drenched after someone had spilled a bucket of water on her.
"Moka are you-" said Tsukune as he tried to talk to her, but she ignored him as she walked past him and approached Kurumu as she had her cornered.
"Alright you blue haired bitch, you got something against me, that's fine so long as you plan to face me right now at the other side of the school right now you bitch" said Moka as Kurumu glared at her.
"Don't call me a bitch you bitch" said Kurumu, "We shall see, now let's go" said Moka as both girls began to change back into their clothes and settle things once and for all as Tsukune knew something like this would happen.
Falling a little behind, Tsukune finally caught up to witness the start between the fight between the silver haired Moka go up against Kurumu.
"I've been very patient with you, you know, but after your little stunt of yours, I'm going to put you in your place" said Moka as she began to crack her knuckles.
"Big words from some phony haired fake queen bee, but don't worry honey I'll be sure to acknowledge you when I see you in the halls" Kurumu said smugly as she pulled out a stun gun from her purse.
No words were said as Moka ran forward and surprised Kurumu when she got up in her face and head butted her, leaving her in a daze to be judo thrown onto her back, where Tsukune definitely saw Kurumu was wearing a pink string bikini panties.
"Ready to give up" said Moka as she knew this was an unfair fight, "Oh you bitch" coughed Kurumu as she got back on her feet and was prepared to stun Moka into submission when she landed her stun gun on her collar bone, but Moka stood there and took it head on.
"If you plan to use a stun gun on me, make sure it has at least 30,000 volts to it if you want me to scream in pain" said Moka as she gripped onto Kurumu's wrist and squeezed it hard with all her might till Kurumu let go of her stun gun.
Now disarmed without her weapon, Moka threw the gyaru over onto ground and kept her in an arm bar hold as Tsukune stood there to admire the whole thing happening.
God fucking damn it, thought Tsukune as he knew what was bound to happen when Kurumu didn't listen to him, and admired watching Moka kick ass, even though he had no doubt about her being a badass since their fight with Saizou.
Eventually Moka released her hold on Kurumu before she stood over her and glared down at her with menacing eyes.
"Please stop, I surrender" said a frighten Kurumu, "Did you ever considered to stop during the many times Tsukune had confronted you to stop harassing me, answer me that" said Moka.
Kurumu wanted to lie, but she lost her voice as she now realized that she was a fool for letting her pride and ego get the better of her, which now came to bite her in the ass as she looked away in shame.
"That's what I thought, but don't worry, by the time I'm done with you, people will start paying attention to you again, this time out of pity for the girl with the hugest melons on campus became flat as a pancake overnight" said Moka as she cracked her neck before pounding her fist.
"Please… please stop, I'm sorry" cried Kurumu as tears began to well up as Moka sat on top of her ready to beat her back and blue, but before she could even deliver the first punch, Tsukune finally stepped in to stop her.
"Moka that's enough, you've already beaten her, there's no need to brutalize the girl and get yourself kicked out for no reason" said Tsukune as Moka turned to face her friend.
"Stay out of this Tsukune" said Moka, "No, I'm not gonna lose the only friend I have here at school, even if I have to force you myself" said Tsukune as his words hit Moka.
Not because she knew Tsukune could scare her straight, but because she recalls when she said something like that when she stood up for him.
Guess he really does see me as a friend, thought Moka as she felt overjoyed before getting off of Kurumu.
"Thank you Tsukune" said Moka, "Hey what are friends for" said Tsukune before looking back at Kurumu.
"Now do you see why I was trying to get you to stop" said Tsukune, "I know, I'm sorry you had to take pity on me" said Kurumu.
"I didn't tried to stop you because it was out of pity, I did it out of sincerity because I do care about you and your wellbeing" said Tsukune as his words now struck Kurumu in the heart.
"I think Moka and I are willing to put all of this behind us, if you promise to no longer harass either of us, and maybe we can be friends someday" said Tsukune as he turned to face Moka again.
"Come Moka, let's go back to my place and see if we can make your hair pink again" said Tsukune, "That be nice actually" said Moka as the 2 left Kurumu to sit there crying for some odd reason, as they both hope that she at least won't be coming after them any time soon.
The Next Day
Another morning, another day of trying to hide his identity while trying to fit in at school for the next 3 years as Tsukune was just about ready to head to school.
"Tsukune" shouted Moka as she was once again ready to pick up Tsukune to continue another day of class in Osore Academy as he came down stairs.
"Hey Moka, how you doing this morning" asked Tsukune as Moka was about to answer, but stopped when both heard a familiar voice.
"Tsukune" called Kurumu as she came to the scene on her skateboard, before coming to a halt.
"Kurumu, what are you doing here" asked Tsukune, "Good morning to you too" said Kurumu as she kicked her board up and approached the duo.
"So this is where you live huh, that's good to know" said Kurumu, "Kurumu, Tsukune asked you question" said Moka as she began to stare at her.
"Right, well I just wanted to thank Tsukune for saving me from a beating of my life time, and thought maybe we can try this whole relationship another go" said Kurumu.
"Kurumu, I think I made it clear that I said I'm not interested in making any kinds of relationship" said Tsukune, "And I understand and respect that, which is why I'm going to stay by your side like Moka here and allow us to be friends for now, but just know that I'm serious when I say I've fallen for you, my knight in shining armor" said Kurumu.
Speechless was definitely the word Tsukune would use if he could talk right now, since now his school life was just a little more complicated.
"However if you like, I'd be more than happy to be your girlfriend today and we can go on a real date later on today after school" said Kurumu as she got in Tsukune's personal space again and pressed her breast against him.
"Come on Tsukune, we're gonna be late for school" pouted Moka as she pulled Tsukune on her bike before putting the petal to the metal as she wanted to put some distance between them and Kurumu.
"Hey wait!" exclaimed Kurumu as she hopped back on her board and skated her way back to campus with her eyes set on Tsukune.
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