High Schoolers are Monsters 3
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Tsukune Aono, your average monster in disguise amongst humans attending a human school, with plans of trying to remain low key has now been thrown out the window.
How so you may ask?
Well it's not that easy trying to divert attention from one's self when you got 2 of the most hottest babes in school hanging around you, especially since they tend to share the same class and electives as you.
But honestly it could be worse, Tsukune could be dealing with having to continuing exposing himself as to what he was, and risk revealing the existence of monster kind.
Still his situation was bad as he was being smothered in Kurumu's hooters, while Moka began pulling him back in a very painful matter.
"Let go of Tsukune already" said Moka as she was pulling back on Tsukune's arm to the point he was certain it'll pop out of his shoulder.
"No way, you've been hogging him to yourself a lot longer than me, now let go of him so we can enjoy some quality spooning together" said Kurumu.
Death by suffocation on a pair of luscious hooters, thought Tsukune as he was really hoping someone would just intervene and help him already.
"Alright girls, please settle down and let go of your little boy toy, class is about to start" said Nekonome sensei as the trio looked at her surprised to hear her say what they heard her say.
"… Thanks sensei" said Tsukune as they all went back to their seat, giving him a chance to catch his breath, before he spotted something outside the window that definitely caught his attention.
While he definitely couldn't see the person perfectly he definitely saw something that was reminiscent to that of a witches hat and cape.
No way there'd be another monster like me here, right, thought Tsukune as this would nag at him on the back of his mind throughout class up until his break, where he had nothing but witches on his mind.
"Something bothering you Tsukune" asked Moka as she and him finally got some alone time to just hang without Kurumu messing it up.
"Not really, just thinking about someone, better said a certain group I remembered dealing with back at school" said Tsukune, "Oh and who were they" asked Moka.
"We had a small group of witches called the Coven, I know very original and all, and well I'll admit me and everyone were kinda jerks to them, even though they did so much for so little in return" said Tsukune.
"Really now" asked Moka as she had a hard time picturing Tsukune acting like a bully to just about anyone.
"Yeah, well you gotta understand that witches amongst the monster community are considered to be lowest of the totem pole, which is admittingly unfair since they can be quite powerful especially in a group" said Tsukune.
"Then why treat them so bad" asked Moka, "It really comes down to the fact that they're not considered to be real monster, but half breeds instead since they are by all means still human, making them ostracize by just about everyone and yet history also records that they were different amongst you humans if I'm not mistaken" said Tsukune.
"That's right, places like in Europe or even in America does record witch hunts and witch trials leading to many of their execution" said Moka.
"Yeah, so honestly I feel like it sucks to be them, but what are you gonna do about it" said Tsukune as if he almost doesn't feel that much regret over some of the actions he's committed.
"What exactly got you thinking about witches all of a sudden again" asked Moka, "I thought I saw someone dressing up as a witch while in the middle of class, and well it's got me thinking" said Tsukune.
"Are you 2 talking about the school genius" asked Kurumu as she finally found them.
"I'm sorry, what now" asked Tsukune, "Yeah don't you guys know, there's like some kid here who attends school like the rest of us, she's like super smart, really obnoxious, and likes to dress up like a witch" said Kurumu.
"You seem to know more about her than us, you wouldn't happen to know her name or where she hangs out at do you" asked Moka.
"Her name is Yukari Sendo, she hangs in the occult club room as it's only member since she managed to scare off and kicked out the original club members" said Kurumu.
"Thanks Kurumu, I think I may have to pay her a visit" said Tsukune, "No way lover boy, you and I have a lunch date today, remember" said Kurumu as she sat on Kurumu's lap.
"No I don't" said Tsukune, "Well to bad, you and I really need to get to know each other, especially since you're still chummy with that fake pink haired over there" said Kurumu.
"I'm right here you know" said Moka with a pout, "Then I guess you understand and won't hold any objections now do you" said Kurumu with a smug smile.
Damn it, thought Tsukune as he was now stuck in the middle of these 2 having another tiff in regards about him as he really hope it doesn't lead to him getting smothered again any time soon.
Later
After school had ended, Tsukune decided to set forth and confront Yukari himself, as he found the club room she was in.
Interestingly the more he persisted in looking for her, the more he learned more about her, where students claim bad things happen to them whenever you mention or talk about her.
As to what these bad things in question may be, he won't know until he finally confronts her as he patiently waited outside the club room since he could hear some kind of argument from inside.
Not wanting to get involved yet, Tsukune waited outside the room, bidding his time, before he heard the sound of a large brass pan hitting something and someone screaming in pain.
Eventually 3 guys left, with one of them being out for the count, as they left the club room in a hurry.
"This isn't over Sendo, we will be back" shouted one of the guys before running off.
"Ok" Tsukune said out loud before he slowly began to approach the club room, to see it was pitch black dark, except for a single lit candle with a little 11 year old girl sitting behind it as she wore a witches hat, cape, and carried a magical girl wand, except Tsukune knew it wasn't a toy.
"Someone new enters my domain, well if you're trying to join the occult club, I'm sorry but we're not taking any more applicants" said Yukari, "I'm not here to join" said Tsukune as he entered the room with caution.
"If you're a former member, than sorry not sorry but you guys have been booted out" said Yukari, "I'm not even a former member, I came here to meet the school's residential genius" said Tsukune.
"I see, well if you want me to tutor you, my rates aren't cheap, I charge about 1,598 Yen by the hour, per subject, while my last minute emergency cramming fee is 5,691 Yen" said Yukari as Tsukune was surprised and felt mad respect for Yukari acting like an obnoxious douche.
"I see, well thanks for giving me the time of day, though I must say, that's quite an interesting look to put on, going around as a witch I mean" said Tsukune.
"Oh, really now, tell me how you really think" asked Yukari as she kept a tight grip on her wand.
"I think it's rather cute, though I think the hot thing right now is dressing up as a vampire, or even a werewolf, but if you wanted to be original, I suggest maybe even a Succubus or even a Yuki Onna if you want to retain modesty" said Tsukune as this was a ploy to get her goat.
"But hey I think the witch look suits you, though I can definitely see you pull off the magical girl look a whole lot better, given how small you are" said Tsukune as Yukari had enough of his barbs as she began to wave her wand around before a brass pan appeared over Tsukune's head, ready to knock his lights out.
Expecting for it to hit him square over the head and see him knocked out on the ground, Yukari was admittingly surprised to see that Tsukune was able to step out of harm's way and remain composed as he looked up towards the ceiling.
God damn it, thought Tsukune with a smile as he saw nothing was hanged on wires, or what not, as he now knew he can confirm his suspicions about there not being another witch but to that another monster here at this school.
"Nice trick, but pretty reckless, I'd suggest hang some kind of decoys if you don't want people to suspect you of actually being a witch" said Tsukune as Yukari looked at him with wide eyes.
"Would be a shame if someone else knew" said Tsukune rather smugly, "Screw you, I'm not the only one with their pants caught down in this situation" said Yukari as she waved her wand hoping to embarrass Tsukune by pantsing him, but was surprised once more when his trousers still remain intact.
"What's going on here" asked Yukari, "Yeah, I'm more than prepared to dealing with your kind" said Tsukune as he decided to confront her directly.
"Stay away from me, please I promise to stop my pranking if you promise to not hurt me" said Yukari in a panic as she pointed her wand at Tsukune but he managed to snatch it from her hands with minimal effort.
"Relax, I'm not here to hurt you, not unless you give me a reason, what I want is information from you" said Tsukune, "Ok, I'll tell you what you want, just please give me back my wand" said Yukari as Tsukune pondered on it for a minute before ultimately handing it over.
"Good, now tell me, are there any other monsters here at this school or what" asked Tsukune, "How should I know, I honestly thought I was the only one here, at least till I met you, speaking of what kind of monster are you" asked Yukari.
"I'm the literal embodiment of fear" said Tsukune as he began to transform into his monster form before Yukari and even showed off his little phobias as one was eating a marshmallow, another was waving at Yukari, and another was holding a stick in its hand.
"As you can see, I am quite intimidating and regarded as one of the more dangerous monsters to even be allowed here in the human world" said Tsukune as he hasn't unlocked the full extent of his power and Yukari was already trembling in fear.
"So I'm trying my hardest here to blend in and not draw any unwanted attention on me, but it makes my situation a little more challenging when I know there are more than one monster around me, much less in the same school" said Tsukune.
"What do you plan to do to me" asked Yukari as she feared that her death was imminent before Tsukune took on his human form again.
"Nothing more than a mutual understanding that neither one of us dares to confront each other for violent means, cause firstly it's a huge mistake on anyone's end that isn't mine, and secondly I don't want to risk exposing the existence of our kind, cause no matter what it will lead to my death, and the possibility of war amongst our 2 races, and that is something I definitely don't want to do" explained Tsukune.
"So please do me a favor, be smarter with your pranks, and if you want I'll be more than happy to lend a hand if you like, because trust me, if you screw up, no one will help you, and I sure can't risk exposing myself to anyone" said Tsukune as his words had merit and left Yukari thinking about her previous actions.
"Anyways, I'm gonna go now, you take care of yourself Yukari" said Tsukune as he left the club room with Yukari by herself, except she now feels even more alone, given how her actions has ostracized her from making any friends and the only person to have given her smart, meaningful advice was an outsider like her, who has no interest in being her friend.
The Next Day
It was lunch time in Osore Academy and Tsukune was actually having a peaceful lunch with both Moka and Kurumu as neither one has decided to act or say something stupid that may trigger him getting injured.
"So how did you got into skateboarding Kurumu" asked Moka, "I had a cousin who taught me, he was real big Viva La Bam and Tony Hawk fan and wanted to become a pro skater himself, and growing up I thought he looked cool and asked him to teach me how and well the rest is history" said Kurumu as she was drinking her favorite lemon flavored milk tea.
"That's pretty awesome" said Tsukune, "Glad to hear you think so Tsukune, if you want I'd be more than happy to teach you how to ride a skateboard" said Kurumu eagerly.
"Thanks for the offer, but I'm good knowing that I know how to drive a car" said Tsukune, "Wait you know how to drive a car" asked both Moka and Kurumu in surprise.
Before Tsukune could actually go into detail, their conversation was put to a halt when skidding in front of them was a hatless Yukari as she was catching her breath.
"Tsukune, please I could really use your help" said Yukari, "Mind filling me in, before I agree to anything" asked Tsukune as he was expecting she might have pissed off the wrong guy this time and was looking to kick her ass for a semi justified reason.
"Not here, but it's super important as it does affect you indirectly" said Yukari in a hushed tone as Tsukune was now a little worried.
"Hey, whatever you've got to say in front of Tsukune, you can say in front of us, in fact what exactly do you want our Tsukune for" said Kurumu as Tsukune got on his feet.
"I'll be back girls, this won't take long" said Tsukune as he finished drinking the rest of his choco mint flavored milk, before tossing it in the trash can.
"Tsukune, you know I can help you right" said Moka as Tsukune stopped and turned at her with a smile, "You want to help, then start by getting along, cause believe it or not I do love you both, as a friend, but I can't say I'm a fan of your constant bickering" said Tsukune.
"I'll be back" said Tsukune before he and Yukari finally dipped and hid in one of the schools maintenance closets.
"Alright, so fill me in as to what you did wrong now" said Tsukune, "I didn't do anything wrong, it's what my stupid class president and his goons are doing that's not only wrong but dangerous" explained Yukari.
"Who now" asked Tsukune, "Those guys who you saw yesterday leaving my club room before you came in, they warned me they'll be taking action if I don't vacate the room as I've no right or real jurisdiction to squat there" said Yukari.
"Ok, so what happened" asked Tsukune, "Those jerks under orders by the schools discipline committee raided the club room and confiscated just about everything, from my wand and hat" explained Yukari.
"Hold on I thought a witches wand was useless in the hands of anyone who wasn't the original wielder of the wand" said Tsukune, "It is but that's not what's got me worried, what's got me worried was the fact they have confiscated a very dangerous artifact amongst my collection" said Yukari.
"Exactly how dangerous we're talking about here" asked Tsukune as he could only imagine that it was something as a build your own golem kit, or even at best a cursed pen.
"An arcane spell book that has nearly an unlimited number of spells to cause mass hysteria and crisis amongst not only the populace, but more importantly within the confines of the book that remains sealed away is dark deity of destruction that'll unleash an unstoppable Cthulhu nightmare on this world" said Yukari.
God fucking damn it, thought Tsukune as his face dropped.
"Ok, we gotta act fast and we gotta act smart here" said Tsukune, "I don't know if I can be of much help, now that they've confiscated my magic wand" said Yukari.
"I still think there's something you can do to help, now let's come up with a plan" said Tsukune as they both began to chat away as to how they're going to prevent the end of the world.
Later
With the risk of the world coming to an end, thanks to 3 arrogant class representatives trying too hard to do their job, Tsukune and Yukari knew the best way to not only stop them from destroying her stuff and releasing this ancient evil, was to scare them straight.
Unfortunately Tsukune couldn't do it out into the open, but luckily he had an idea to set the bait and trap them.
Right now the 3 boobs were on their way to the school incinerator, ready to destroy all of Yukari's possessions, if not for the little witch to run past them on her scooter to not only knock them down, but retrieve her hat and wand back.
"You jerks have no right to destroy these" said Yukari as they all got up from the ground with her things scattered all over.
"Hey, you can't be riding your scooter on school campus, that's against the rules" said her class president, "Yeah, plus you're not even wearing a helmet" said one of the lackies.
"Kiss my ass losers" said Yukari as she stuck her tongue out before riding off, "Ok that is it, I'm gonna show that little bitch a lesson in manners and respecting school rules" said the class president and his lackies cheered over finally taking matters into their own hands as they began to chase down Yukari leaving all of her things scattered on the ground.
"I think the coast is clear" said Kurumu as she and Moka came out of hiding and went about to gathering all of Yukari's belongings as requested by Tsukune in his plan.
"Alright, let's gather everything up and put it in a safe place till Tsukune and Yukari come back" said Moka as she made sure to not only pick up the spell book first, but to put it away quickly less she goes mad from the sealed contents.
Meanwhile, Yukari continued to taunt her bullies as she ride her scooter and lead them inside the gymnasium.
Once the bullies were inside, the lights went out leaving the trio startled, but still filled with hot arrogance.
"You think this will scare us" shouted the class president before one of the lights turned on and shined it upon Tsukune.
"Boys, boys, boys. You shouldn't have been messing around" said Tsukune, "Who the hell are you to not only order us around but judge us, especially from some scrub who's surrounded by hot babes and not have to deal with an obnoxious trouble maker everyday" said the class president.
"Trust me, my days are also filled with troubles, but that's not what's the issue here" said Tsukune as he let some of his much darker and raw energy free before transforming.
"The issue we have here are 3 big teenagers wanting to bully and harass not only a little kid, but a girl no less, so I'm only gonna ask you this once, stop now and leave Yukari alone, otherwise face the consequences" said Tsukune as he saw that the 2 lackies were visibly scared, but the class president still held his ground.
"Up yours man, like we're gonna listen to what the hell you have to say" said the class president as he managed to shake the fear from his lackies with his words.
Oh well, thought Tsukune before the lights went out and he began to transform into his true monster form like the first time around, and took on the forms that each of them feared the most.
For the 2 lackies, one was afraid of spiders and passed out in shock after pissing himself, and the other one was scared stiff upon the sight of seeing an angry dog that scared him as a kid that haunted him to this very day.
As for the president, the man was left at Tsukune's mercy when he turned into the thing he feared most his future failure self that was dependent on drugs and booze as he lived on the street begging for spare change as this apparition approached him.
"Stay back, go away" said the class president before his future apparition held him in place before closing his face in by inches away.
"You can't escape the future" said the drunkenly mad apparition as he gave a maniacal laugh, causing the class president to scream bloody murder.
Once the lights were turned back on, Tsukune had reverted back to his human form and stepped away from the scared trio as they huddled next to each other and shook in fear of ever wanting to face Tsukune, or life ever again.
"You can come out now Yukari, it's safe" said Tsukune as Yukari came rolling back to see the sight before her.
"Jeez, I knew what to expect, but…" said Yukari as she was speechless over what Tsukune had done.
"Whatever, they kinda asked for it anyway" said Tsukune with a smile as oddly enough Yukari began to smile as well.
"Come on, let's leave before someone comes questioning us about these 3" said Tsukune as they began to exit through the other entrance of the gymnasium.
"Are they gonna be alright" asked Yukari as she honestly felt kinda bad for them, "Don't worry, if I wanted to I can scare a man to death if I tried, so the fact that they're alive and scared shitless means they'll be alright… eventually" said Tsukune nonchalantly.
"Well regardless, I have you to thank Tsukune, so thank you" said Yukari with a bow, "Hey, just want to avoid getting us exposed here, right" said Tsukune.
"Right, well I guess that means, this is goodbye for now" said Yukari in a rather sad tone as she was beginning to strife away from Tsukune, but the embodiment of fear felt like this wasn't right and wanted to continue to do right.
"Yukari wait" called Tsukune as she stopped on her tracks as she turned to look at Tsukune.
"Listen, if you're not busy later on today, I was planning to hang out with Moka and Kurumu later on and you're more than welcome to join us" said Tsukune as Yukari beamed with a smile.
"Sounds great, I'll see you later Tsukune" as she rode her scooter along merrily now, with Tsukune satisfied knowing that he not only discovered another monster here at his school, but that monster wounded up being his friend.
Later
What do you got when you mix an amoral monster in disguise, a former biker gang leader, a gyaru, and a witch together?
You get a night of fun of course as the group was now enjoying their weekend at a karaoke bar as they sang songs and ate snacks.
"Hey, hey, you, you I want to be your girlfriend" sang Kurumu in a not so subtle way to get Tsukune to go out with her, who couldn't help but find the gesture amusing.
"Hey Moka, thanks again for helping us out back there" said Tsukune, "What are friends for, which speaking I think you made a new one mister" said Moka.
"What can I say, Yukari seemed lonely and needed some help, and being the nice guy I am, of course we're bound to become friends" said Tsukune.
"That's not what I meant you know" said Moka as Yukari was clinging onto Tsukune as he needed a minute to realize as to what she had meant by that, as he sat there feeling like chump who finally got the popular phase he always wanted, but didn't deserve to happen right now.
And there you guys go, another chapter down and uploaded, really hope you guys are enjoying the story so far, I honestly wish I had more to say, but thanks to this bullshit concept known as day light savings still being a things during major global warming these last few years, it's really been messing with my sleep cycle, so I'm just gonna leave off on that.
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This has been your Humble Narrator and official author Tobi Yaza. =3