Rocky: And now it's time for one of our special Fractured Fairy Tales.
Bullwinkle: Today's story is called Jack And The Beans Talk. Please tell the story Mr. Narrator.
Sure thing. Once upon a time in a little village of a old town named Life Village there was a young teenage boy named Jack.
Jack: Yes that's Jack. J.A.C.K Jack. Which is me.
Now Jack was a type of teenage boy who always played mean silly tricks on people.
Jack: So as you see kind old mam'm this very special rock candy is very special to eat. If you would please pay me ten pounds then it's all yours.
Old Lady: You sure it's real rock candy?
Jack: Of course. Of course. It's quite real and it's very tasty too.
Old lady: Okay then. Here you go.
Jack: And here's your sample of rock candy
But when the old lady took a bite of the rock candy but when she bit on it her teeth fell out and it was a real rock.
Old lady: Hey! You little rotten whippersnapper! You tricked me! I wanted real rock candy!
Jack: Why yes i did ask you for rock candy. And it was a rock with candy. But i never said i would trick someone if i could.
That's the main reason why everybody in this village hated Jack but sadly no one at all could get even with him. One day when Jack was walking down the streets when he just saw a large bag.
Jack: Wow a large bag!
When he grabbed the bag he saw a note on it.
Jack: Open the bag and you will see some magic beans that talk to you and me. Gadzooks! Talking magic beans. I better talk to them right now!
Jack then opened the bag and inside there were twelve magic talking beans.
Beans: Thank you so much for freeing us all. Now we can talk to you as we please.
Jack: You're most welcome. What can I do for you all?
Beans: We've all been trapped in that bag for eighteen years. And we want you to help us with a very special project.
Jack: What kind of project?
Beans: Well here's what we want to do with you.
Little did Jack know that the beans are simply coming up with a sly way to fool him.
Beans: So we're best known as the magical talking beans and we would love to talk to all of the other people. And when you and us get famous can have all the pounds of money we'll ever get.
Jack: Okay. I think that will work. Now i'm gonna let you beans talk to some people so they can see how popular you are so we can get lots of money and use it for stuff.
Beans: Well that's a splendid idea. We're gonna make you very rich indeed.
So Jack took the bag of magic talking beans to show all of the people that they can really talk. All the people gathered at his own special event on stage and Jack was getting ready to go out and become famous.
Jack: Now ladies and gentlemen i Jack am now presenting you the one and only magical talking beans! Ta da!
But when Jack opened the bag it turns out that all the beans did not say a word. They just looked like regular beans. The entire crowd realized they've all been tricked.
Man: What a ripoff!
Woman: Those beans ain't talking at all!
Kid #1 : That's so stupid!
Kid #2: And that's Jack who played mean tricks on us! Let's get him!
Jack: Uh oh!
And soon enough the whole townsfolk chased Jack off and out of the village. And he was banned from the village and never ever was to be seen again. Millions of miles away Jack came to a restful spot and then started talking to the beans.
Jack: Hey you beans! Why didn't you talk to all the people?! The tag says you can talk to me and all the other people.
Beans: Oh that tag on the bag? We're sorry to tell you this but that tag was expired 28 years ago. We stopped talking to people ages ago. So now every time someone opens us up we talk to one person and not all the others.
Jack: I've been duped! Well that's a good lesson. Now i think it's time for me to have lunch.
Beans: What's for lunch?
Then Jack stared at the beans wide eyed smacked his lips.
Beans: Uh Jack? Why are you looking at us like that? No Jack! Please don't! Stop!
Ten minutes later Jack got rid of the magic talking beans and only he knew where he put them so nobody would find them again.
Jack: Yes I ate them. And there's an old saying which is if you can't bean them eat them.
The End.