Rocky: Now we introduce the Canadian hero of heroes Dudley Do Right!
In the country of Canada in an abandoned house the evil despicable Snidely Whiplash and his partner Homer were thinking of a new plan to get rid of the heroic Canadian Mountie Dudley Do-Right.
Snidely: At last Homer! I've finally came up with an evil plan to get rid of that no good Dudley Do-Right!
Homer: What's the plan of yours boss?
Snidely: You know that Dudley has his own Horse whom his girlfriend Nell Finwick loves and not him right?
Homer: Yes. So?
Snidely: So here's what my plan is. You see i'm gonna make a fake female horse to woo Dudley's horse away from him and Nell so I can capture Nell for what she did to me several years ago when she Dudley and I were just kids. You see i use to have a crush on her and told her I wanted her to marry me when she and i were older. But she turned me down because she had her eyes focused on that Do-Right and his horse. And she said I was so mean and despicable she punched me in the face and Do Right kicked me in the shin and his horse kicked me in the butt as i landed in the mud which was the very reason on why she humiliated me. So ever since then I'd plan to get rid of her so without the horse Dudley will never be a mountie with his horse and then i'll have my revenge.
So late at night Snidely and Homer got to work on making the fake female horse. Then they put it in in the stable right in front of Dudley's horse. And then as dawn broke at 6:am Dudley's horse woke up and when he first saw the female horse it was love at first sight. Later when Dudley went to say good morning to his horse.
Dudley: Good morning Horse. What's this? Oh I see you have yourself a brand new girlfriend. Well it's time to go for a ride.
But his Horse didn't want to go for a ride. He just wanted to stay with his sweetheart.
Dudley: Come on you lazy stupid Horse! Are you coming with me or not?!
But still his trusty horse wasn't even listening to him. Dudley tried to get his horse's attention. But he was being ignored by his horse who was still staring at the fake female horse blushing. Hours later Dudley tried and tried to get his horse out of the stable.
Dudley: Come on horse. Don't you want to come with me for a ride?
But still his horse wasn't listening to him,
Dudley: Oh so you're in love with that female horse who's looking at you. Well congrats to you my trusty steed. You and her will be spending great time together. Well i'll leave you two alone forever.
As Dudley walked off he went to see Chief Inspector Finwick.
Inspector Finwick: What's the matter Do-Right? You look very sad.
Dudley: Well Inspector Finwick my horse has a crush on a new girlfriend of his. And he's not interested in me.
Inspector Finwick: I'm sorry to hear that. But don't worry Do-Right. I think you should get a new one,
Dudley: No thanks. I'll just go without one.
And Dudley sadly left with great disappointment. Then a couple hours later Nell went to go check on Dudley's horse. And like Dudley she was surprised to see the horse have his own mate.
Nell: Why that's very nice. Dudley's horse found himself a girlfriend. I guess i'll let him be alone with her.
And Nell did just that. She then noticed Dudley was very lonely without his horse.
Nell: Poor Dudley. He looks sad. What's wrong Dudley?
Dudley: My horse is still with his girlfriend. And he no longer likes me. So now i'm just a mountie without a horse. So that's why i'm sad.
Nell: I'm sorry Dudley. I hope you can get a new one.
Dudley: But I can't. Horse and I have always been with you ever since we were kids. Now I'd like to be alone.
Nell: Okay. Poor Dudley.
As a couple more days went by Dudley started feeling very lonely without his horse. Meanwhile while Nell was going for a walk in the woods she just saw Snidely and Homer. Soon she quickly hid behind a tree and she heard about Snidely's evil plan.
Snidely: Soon Homer my plan is working excellently. Dudley's horse is falling in love with that fake female horse. Soon he won't be needing his dumb horse anymore and then i'll capture Nell and marry her so she will pay for humiliating me when we were kids.
When Nell heard about it she quickly went off to tell Dudley the news.
Nell: So you see Dudley, that female horse is a trick so that you can't be with him and Snidely will soon try ti kidnap me. So what are we gonna do?
Dudley: Don't worry about it Nell I believe I just got myself an idea.
So a couple more hours later when Snidely and Homer were minding their own business a dummy of Nell was shown. And inside the dummy was a voice box with Nell's voice done by Dudley.
Nell Dummy: Okay Snidely I'm sorry I humiliated you when we were kids. So I dumped Dudley and his horse for you.
Snidely: Well then i accept your apology. Come here you lovable lug!
But when Snidely hugged and kissed the dummy but it turned out to be a pack of fourteen sticks of dynamite that went off and exploded sending Snidely and Homer into the jail house.
Snidely: Curses! Foiled again!
And so the day was saved. And we know a mountie always comes up with a plan. And he always gets his man and gets the girl.
Dudley: Um Nell should we tell my horse that dummy female horse is actually a fake?
Nell: No. Let's have your horse find that out for himself. Right now Dudley I do find myself very attractive to you.
Dudley: Well meeting the horse's girlfriend is better then nothing.
