Meanwhile back on the cruise ship which was three seconds ago Rocky arrived and he stopped the ceremony.
Rocky: Wait!
Guests: (gasping)
Then Mr. Peabody came over and grabbed Rocky by the tail.
Mr. Peabody: Sorry about that everyone. You may continue.
PeachFuzz: Okay then. And now by the power vested in me as the captain of this ship and Altar of this wedding, I now pronounce you Moose and uhh.. Moose! You may now kiss the moose already.
Then Bullwinkle kissed the robot and got shocked and the people cheered.
Guests: Yay!
Rocky: No!
Then the lady robot moose threw the bouquet of flowers and the ladies tried to catch them but Sherman lept high in the air and grabbed them
Sherman: I got them.
Ladies: Aww!
Sherman: Here Penny. These flowers are for you.
Penny: You got those flowers from the bride to give them to me?
Sherman: Yes.
Penny: On Sherman thank you so much!
Then Penny gave Sherman kisses on his cheeks and on the lips covering him with pink lipstick.
Penny: Well actually it's Supreme Pink Nouveau number 9 semigloss lipstick.
Sherman: Golly!
Oh okay. Anyway inside the robot Boris was crying.
Boris: I always cry at weddings. Now let's change to kill Moose Squirrel Dog Boy and Girl!
Then the DJ came to the stereo and put in a record playing the song If You Wanna Be Happy by Jimmy Soul.
Bullwinkle: May I dance with you?
Robot Moose: Yes my darling.
Soon Bullwinkle and the lady robot got on the dance floor and started dancing.
Man: Ha! I love this song!
Then Sherman and Penny danced with them as well. But when Bullwinkle spinned the lady robot moose around Boris came right out of the back end and landed on the floor.
Boris: Uh pay no attention to the man in the moose's butt!
Then as Boris got back in the robot and then Mr. Peabody and Rocky just saw what happened.
Mr. Peabody: Rocky! Did you saw what I saw?
Rocky: It's Boris Badanov! I might've known!
Both Rocky and Mr. Peabody ran to the robot but Natasha blocked their way.
Natasha: Not so fast Squirrel and Dog!
Rocky: And Natasha! You and Boris are trying to kill us again!
Then Rocky and Mr. Peabody fought with Natasha in a knife sword battle.
Natasha: En Garde!
Mr. Peabody: Touche!
Then as Bullwinkle danced with the robot with Boris inside it. And Bullwinkle threw the lady robot moose in the air and spun it around and Boris tried to kill Bullwinkle with burning fire that missed him but the fire got on the drinks for the guests to make them flammable.
Guests: Yay!
While that was happening Sherman and Penny continued dancing they got to talking.
Penny: Have you ever danced at a wedding before Sherman?
Sherman: Well no. Because we actually had a fake wedding for Mr. Peabody for our TV show and i was very sad you didn't come and we didn't get to dance. So this is actually my first time dancing with you.
Penny: That's okay with me Sherman. When my dad's brother had a wedding i was sad that i just couldn't find someone to dance with me. But now that you are here we can dance and enjoy it.
Sherman: That's so wonderful.
Meanwhile back at the knife sword fight...
Rocky: I still don't understand it. After all of these past years, Why on Earth does Fearless Leader want to kill us all anyway?
Natasha: If you would see his rumpus room for you Moose and dog and if boy and girl see the dead skeleton children collection then you would all totally get it.
And back at Fearless Leader's house he sat in his chair waiting as he had a whole lot of dead animal heads along with the three reserved for Rocky Bullwinkle and Mr. Peabody. And right next to it was a room full of glass collected children skeletons with two reserved for Sherman and Penny. Back on the cruise ship when Bullwinkle continued dancing with the lady robot moose and inside it Boris was getting hit with a bowling ball.
Boris: Ow! Who is keeping bowling ball in here?
Then Boris pressed the screen to let a chainsaw out of the lady robot moose to kill Bullwinkle but it missed and it actually cut some pieces of the wedding cake and the cake slices were given to Sherman Penny and their friends.
Penny: Oh boy! Cake!
Sherman: Yum!
Then all the other guests got cake as well.
Guests: Yay!
Finally while Bullwinkle was spinning the bride around and around inside the robot Boris was in pain. And after getting hit with the bowling ball several times Boris just lost it!
Boris: Okay! All right that is enough!
Then Boris clicked on the screen that said Final Resort.
Female Voice: The final resort has just been activated. And this robot will self destruct in two minutes.
Then Boris went up into the air after he ejected from the lady robot moose Bullwinkle was still dancing with it and Boris had a parachute on his back.
Boris: I hope your honeymoon is a blast! (laughs evilly)
As Boris pulled the cord no parachute came out. All that came out was a small note.
Boris: I owe you one parachute signed Fearless Leader. Oh boy.
Then without a parachute Boris fell. Then as Rocky and Mr. Peabody were still dueling with Natasha she grabbed both of them.
Natasha: Gotcha! Now any last words for you two?
Then Rocky saw Boris falling from up above.
Rocky: Look up there!
Natasha: Oh please! That is oldest trick in the...
But Boris fell on Natasha and the two spies fell off the ship and landed in the ocean.
Mr. Peabody: Um Rocky that robot bride is gonna explode and kill Bullwinkle!
Rocky: Hokey Smoke! Bullwinkle!
Then Rocky flew and jumped on the floor board sending the lady robot moose off board.
Sherman: Why was the bride thrown off board Mr. Peabody?
Mr. Peabody: Because Sherman it was a robot that Boris and Natasha made to kill Bullwinkle.
Rocky: But at last we saved him.
Penny: Oh thank goodness you're save Bullwinkle.
Bullwinkle: Wow thanks for saving me. And boy i must say you really don't even know what's inside a real person until you marry them or not.
Rocky: Well at least it's a good thing we're all save and sound. And the very best part is no one was hurt.
That's absolutely true. No one was hurt. Except for Boris and Natasha when the lady robot moose exploded in their faces.
Boris: Ha! It will take even more then that to do in Boris Badanov!
And then a giant shark ate the two spies.
Boris: Oh boy. Me and my big mouth.
And so alls well that ends well for our high flying friend his lowbrow companion and their three good friends. I myself think it's okay to say that they all really put the 'moan' in matrimony.
Everyone: (groans)
Snidely: Oh that's terrible.
Bullwinkle: Gee thanks for saving my life Rock. And thanks to you Mr. Peabody Sherman and Penny. You guys are my best friends.
Rocky: From now on we're gonna stick together no matter what. Because nothing was gonna come between us again.
Mr. Peabody: Just as long as we're all here we'll be safe from now on.
Sherman: I just hope nothing will keep us apart.
Penny: I totally agree. It takes the five of us to team up and help each other if we really need it.
Rocky: Also why would Boris use a fake robot to marry Bullwinkle?
Mr. Peabody: Well we saw Boris and Natasha get eaten by that shark right?
Sherman: Yes we did.
Mr. Peabody: So with Boris controlling that lady robot moose I guess he and Bullwinkle were not mermaid for each other
Sherman: (laughs) I don't get it.
Rocky: Me neither.
Penny: Neither do I.
Bullwinkle: Me neither as well. But i'm glad we're all safe and sound and we're always together forever being best friends for life. And that's our own moral since we're special about ourselves.
Rocky: You said it Bullwinkle.
Bullwinkle: Of course I did. Didn't I though?
And then the cruise ship that carried our heroes and the guests finally sailed off into the sunset. But back in Pottslvania at Fearless Leader's house...
Fearless Leader: Oh for crying out loud! Oh! Mother? Have you seen my bowling ball?
Fearless Leader's Mother: Did you look in your killer robot?
Fearless Leader: Oh no!
Well i guess that's that. But be sure to come back next time for a brand new story from The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle and friends!
