SpongeBob SquarePants: A Journey in the Mirror

by dawsonpratt2001

SpongeBob, Patrick, Mr. Krabs, Squidward, Sandy and Gary then go from dimension to dimension while meeting some odd & wacky new characters, such as living produce items, Droids built with geometric shapes and equestrians Join SpongeBob, Patrick, Mr. Krabs, Squidward, Sandy and Gary in this universally, exuberantly booming and aesthetically pleasing adventure. #sbspajitmmovie

5. Lost in the Desert

(Play Neo Western by Kevin MacLeod)

(Patrick POV)

(Patrick opens his eyes to find himself in a desert at 9:00p)

Patrick: Wha- Where are we

SpongeBob: I'm not sure

Sandy and Gary fall out of nowhere

Sandy: I don't think y'all did it right

Gary: Meow

Patrick: Nonsense (sees a long green circular figure) Maybe we should ask this guy, (walks up to it) Excuse me, do you know where we…

(The figure quickly turns around staring at us, while that happens, the music gets interrupted by Suspense Sound Effect 1)

Classic Aooga Car Horn

All except the figure: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

(They fall on their backs)

(Play Scheming Weasel (fast version) by Kevin MacLeod)

Squidward: Who are you?

Patrick: I thought you were a cactus

?: Cactus? Cucumber

All except Squidward: Yuck

Squidward: An actual living cucumber?! (music stops) AAAAAAAAAAAAA

(Squidward staggers back and slips in a puddle (which is unusual, because there's no water in the desert) causing him to sit on some cactus)

Squidward: YEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW

(Runs around holding his butt)

Squidward: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

(Embarrasses his friends by bouncing around)

Squidward: Oh, Paillou Paillou Paillou (SpongeBob and Patrick snicker) Aaah Aargh Uh Nyaaah

(Rotates in style of 3 Stooges)

Squidward: AAAAAH

(Stops to notice his neighbors and Mr. Krabs laughing)

Cucumber: Nah Ok (pulls spines out of Squidward's butt)

(Play Look Busy by Kevin MacLeod)

Squidward: ow

Patrick: What's your name?

Cucumber: Hint: Starts with L

SpongeBob: Lance?

Mr. Krabs: Lucas?

Squidward: Lincoln? Landon?

Sandy: Ah'm pretty sure it's Lawson

Gary: (disagreement meow)

Patrick: Lawrence?

Cucumber: short

SpongeBob: rhyme with Gary?

Cucumber: Correct

All 5 of them: It was Larry?

Larry: Yep.. Well, actually no.

SpongeBob: (music stops with record scratch) What?

(Everyone is confused, except Squidward, whose eyes are half open)

Squidward: (overreacts) WHY DID YOU GIVE US HINTS BEFORE YOU DENIED IT?!

Now an unknown cucumber: Calm down cephalopod! We can't get worked up yet. My name is ACTUALLY Max

SpongeBob: …