SpongeBob: Ok… Max… Do you know where we are?

Max: You're in a desert

SpongeBob: Oh, a desert. How nice

Suspense Sound Effect 1 (he then gets a shock along with others)

All except Max: THE DESERT?!

Patrick: WE'RE GONNA FRY UP! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Max: Calm down, I think I know a way out. Hmm...

(10 second pause)

Max: This way! Follow me!

Mr. Krabs: Come on guys. He knows where it is! (They follow him)

(Play Stringed Disco by Kevin MacLeod)

(Max leads them to different parts of the desert for 1 minute and 8 seconds)

Max: (music stops) Hey! Big head! Will you stop making that noise?! :(

(Play Investigations by Kevin MacLeod)

Squidward: Excuse me?! These sounds happen when I move! similar to SpongeBob.

SpongeBob: Squidward!

Max: The exit's this way!

(music stops)

Squidward: N-No it isn't. What the clamshell are you doing?! You dragged us out in the middle of nowhere! :(

Max: … You sure? Ah man! My friends told me to meet them here. At this spot. In the desert.

Squidward: Your friends? Your friends?!

Max: Ya huh.

Squidward: Unbelievable

Mr. Krabs: (furiously grabs Squidward by the neck)

Squidward: GYAK!

Mr. Krabs: Will you shut up?! This cucumber is trying to find his friends. Save your sourpussness for later

Squidward: What you say to me?!

Max: (stands in silence for 3 seconds)