(Ding)
(Play Look Busy by Kevin MacLeod)
(Squidward doesn't look scared anymore, but weirded out)
Olie: (in the back of the cave) Ok, now beginning Day #164 in the caves with Proof and Discovery #27
Patrick: I'm not familiar with that game
Olie: It's not actually a game starfish, it's a series of discussions about the weird things we saw outside this universe.
Patrick: Ohhhh, oops.
Olie: But first, you must bring a friend from the multiverse. Anybody got someone?
Zowie: Right here!
(A tomato)
Tomato: Hey
Max: (looks at the tomato) Barry?
Barry: (looks at Max) Oh. Hey Max
Olie: Billy?
Billy: 0_0
Billy: oh, um, I.. uh, seem to have lost most of him. (Holds up a severely torn up monkey doll as the music stops) See?
Patrick: 0_0
Squidward: Woah!
(Billy throws away the broken plush monkey)
(music resumes)
Olie: 'Sokay Billy. (Barry loses a bouncy ball) I had a feeling something like this would happen
Billy: phew! That's a relief
Olie: I'll go first, here's what I saw…
Patrick: Oh this'll be good
Olie: There were these people, they were taller, (Spongebob gives the mirror to Sandy, who tucks it in her airsuit pocket) had skin the color of this sand here, and they had clothes on.
Sandy: Oh! I know a lot about the people you described!
Olie: Really squirrel?
Sandy: Yes!
Olie: Then come up here and tell us about them.
(Olie and Sandy swap places)
Sandy: They're called humans
All but Sandy: ooooooh
(Show image of Texan folk and a squirrel that's supposed to represent Sandy with Western style music)
Sandy: Back in Texas, I seen them doing the waltz, roundin up cattle and preppin up for the rodeo
(Play DarxieLand by Kevin MacLeod)
All but Sandy: ooooooooh
Sandy: Sure was fun, boy do I miss it
Billy: Wow! Interesting life story!
Olie: Hey sponge, where did you come from?
Spongebob: Me? I don't… well ok (rock falls, spooking Patrick and making Spongebob jump in fright)
Billy: (Spongebob lands on where Sandy stood and gets back up) Stinkin cave's fallin apart!
Spongebob: I happen to be a sea creature… (interrupted)
Max: (gasps) SEA CREATURE?! WHERE'S THE WATER?! HE COULD DRY UP AT ANY SECOND! (Gets whacked on the head by Mr. Krabs, so hard that he becomes like an accordion)
Spongebob: no, I still have on special air proofing
Max and Barry: ooooooooh
Spongebob: and we got here using the dimensional mirror
(Sandy holds up the mirror)
Spongebob: That mirror teleports you to many different universes!
Sandy: uhp, (Squidward is seen pretending to hang himself) there's the problem, it's set on shuffle
Spongebob: ?
Barry: When you're done fixing that, can I use it to get to the grassy field? I'm getting tired of all this sand!
Max: (pushes Barry) No, I want to see the humans!
Barry: (punches Max) Grassy field!
Max: (punches Barry) HUMANS!
Barry: (punches Max) GRASSY FIELD!
Max: (punches Barry) HUMANS!
(A stalagmite collapses)
(Everyone turns slowly to look at the fallen stalagmite)
Sandy: oh shoot…
(2 stalactites fall)
(Cave rumbles, it's rubble rains down on everyone)
(Play Movement Proposition by Kevin MacLeod)
Mr. Krabs: SHE'S GOING DOOOOOOWWWWWWNNN! (Grabs Olie and holds him against the cave ceiling)
Olie: Crab?! What are you doing?!
Mr. Krabs: Gotta keep this ship from sinking!
Squidward: Put him down you cheapskate! And this isn't even a boat
(Patrick tramples Mr. Krabs and Squidward while screaming for his life)
Max: We've gotta get outta here!
Spongebob: Aren't you gonna fix that thing anytime soon?!
Sandy: It's hard to fix things while running! X(
(The back of the cave is gone)
Patrick: This is all your fault Squidward! :(
Squidward: Me?! What did I do?! You're the one who pushed that button on the mirror!
(The exit is blocked)
Mr. Krabs: No no it's blocked!
Squidward: NOOOOOO! I WANTED TO GET OUT OF HERE!
(17 stalactites and 50 small rocks fall)
Spongebob: Wait a minu… Guys look! (a small opening in between 3 fallen rocks) there's an opening between these 3 rocks!
Squidward: Oh great, how are we gonna fit through there? -_-
Sandy: Leave that to me
(Cut to outside of the extremely unstable cave, 10 microscopic balls, yellow, light red, crimson, seafoam green, light brown, green, red, orange and magenta and a green microscopic cube bounce out of the cave then grow to what they actually were)
Squidward: Note to self: Never doubt a land animal
Sandy: I think it's fixed now!
Spongebob: Really? :D
Squidward: About time! :|
(Sandy presses the button making a big flash occur, and they're all gone, especially the cave, which is now the big pile of rocks, 2 camels, male and female, looked at the devastating sight of rubble)
Male camel: (sarcastically) Oh no it's gone (normal) ok let's go (walks off while the female camel looks at him all displeased)