(On a countertop in some kitchen, the cast appears out of the flash)
Everyone: Umph!
Squidward: Great -_-
?: Hey! What was that noise?!
Max: !
Patrick: Hey! Who goes there?!
(10 seconds of silence as Spongebob backs up slowly and accidentally bumps into a flour bag that spills)
(An orange bounces off the fruit rack)
Orange: NUUUUU NOT THE FLOUR! (bounces and stupidly rolls towards the spilt flour bag and props it back up) Fixed
(Squidward backs up from what he found out to be an unsettling sight and bumps into a strawberry)
Strawberry: don't try to jump off the edge
(While being spooked by the fact that both the strawberry and the orange are alive, he runs to the jar of tea packets and hides in it)
(Squidward POV)
(Inside the glass tea jar he sees the same orange, an apple, a pear and an asparagus on the right, a purple grape on the front and a watermelon, a butternut squash classified as a gourd, a pineapple and a carrot on the left)
(Squidward is really on edge from what he's seeing)
Pea: (pops up from the tea packets behind the hexapus) Yo
Squidward: AAAAAAAH! (emerges out of the tea jar)
(Play Me for You)
Watermelon: Woah! One of these things are energetic!
(The pea follows Squidward out)
Carrot: Bruh! This squirmy one is spooked!
Squidward: Why do things like this always happen to me? T_T
Max: Guys, do you know any humans?!
Strawberry: Sorry man, this universe has all members of the 6 food groups only
Max: Shoot!
Watermelon: yep, like I'm in the fruit group
Asparagus: Vegetable
Orange: Fruit
Random cheese block: Dairy
Bread loaf: Grain
Chicken leg: Meat
Peanut: Oil
Peppermint ball: Oil toooo
Chicken leg: Who puts candy in a food group?! DISGUSTING!
Asparagus: Yo square boy, which food group are you?
Spongebob: None, I'm from the ocean, so are these 4 (points to Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs)
Asparagus: oh, ok, I guess tha… OCEAN?! TURN ON THAT FAUCET AND THROW THOSE GUYS IN! THEY COULD DRY UP!
(Everyfruit grabs the sea creatures, turns the water on in the sink and prepares to throw them in. Sandy stops them)
Sandy: Woah woah woah woah hold on a minute stop! What is wrong with y'all? They already have on air-proofing
Asparagus: Misunderstandings miss, I'm so sorry. (To the fruits who resume) put em down (they do so)
Squidward: and we got here using this mirror
Grape: wat? How can such mirror like that get you from place to place?
Pineapple: probably a Time Portal Mirror (smacked by Patrick)
Pear: Supermirror? (smacked by Mr. Krabs)
Apple: Stanley Parable! (smacked by Spongebob)
Spongebob: Dimensional Mirror
Gourd: … what?
Squidward: You fruits are telling me you didn't see us come out of that flash, is that it? None of you saw any of that?
(All fruits have locks above them, symbolizing that they're not responding)
( )
(Squidward looks in disappointment)
(The strawberry looks at the TV that's in the kitchen broadcasting Most Wanted Potatoes and Squashes)
Watermelon: Yo Emily, what's on?
(Play What Shall We Do With The Drunken Sailor)
Emily Strawberry: (Candycorn Crumble 2022 comes on) A candycorn brawl!
Eric Watermelon: (He, Jim Grape, Stan Apple, Melvin Pear, Percy Orange, Nelson Gourd, Brian Pineapple, Steve Carrot, Louis Pea and Kevin Asparagus bounce toward the TV) Oh boy!
Steve: Who's winning?
Emily: No one yet, but the chocolate one is having an advantage!
(The orange and brown candy corn slams the orange yellow and white on the ground 2 times)
Eric: is that another infamous move?
Emily: Yep
Jim: What is his other one?
(Commercial break on the TV)
Emily: Spin N Dash
(Cut to an unsurprised Olie)
Melvin: He seems to be well known for that one
(An ad with Japanese text and 2 anime girls, presumably Sailor Moon and Hatsune Miku, doing 2 cute poses)
Stan: Ey look! Anime! I like where this ad goes
(Back to program)
Brown and orange candycorn: Give it up old man! I'm getting that gold!
Original candycorn: Over my chomped up butt! (Punches the brown and orange candycorn away)
Brian: Wait a minute, this was broadcast last season!
Eric: good thing this was recorded off this DVR
Kevin: That's not a DVR, it's a special kind of cable
Eric: it came with a remote that has a record button, clearly, DVR
Kevin: No no, cable.
Eric: DVR!
Kevin: CABLE!
Eric: DVR! (Bloats up like he's a watermelon and a balloon at the same time)
Main cast: WOAH!
Eric: (strained and rolling offscreen) OK! Here I go… little help… over here…
Steve: (sigh) I'll deflate him
(Steve deflates Eric offscreen)
(Commercial break on the TV again)
Announcer: New from Pokin Man…
Squidward: Ripoff products in advertising? That's pretty pathetic
(A pegasus rams into the window, gets back up and opens it)
Emily: Hey Ned
Ned the Pegasus: What happened? Did I miss something?
Emily: The chocolate candy corn had an advantage with a new move!
Ned: New move? What was his other one again?
Emily: Spin N Dash
Ned: He's been well known for that one, but that one aired last season, I call tell because it was recorded
Squidward: You chauvinistic liars! You said this universe was all food only!
Ned: Who's this?
Brian: Oh ya, those the new guys
Kevin: They came from the ocean and got here using a mirror
Ned: I see, somehow I don't mean to poke into your businesses, sometimes us pegasi are a bit butt-in-y
Voice: HEY! (Throws a jellyfish plush at Ned making him lose balance, the window closes) Get lost!
(Barry glares at where the voice came from)
Nelson: (stares at the jellyfish plush) EEP! JELLY!
Patrick: What's that?
Melvin: It's the jellyfish that turned one of our friends into this (holds up a potato skin covered with mashed potatoes)
!
(Close-up)
Squidward: YIKES!
Eric: Poor Fred
Louis: I don't like zis jellyfish! Murdering our friend!
Nelson: Thrown in style of fancy dining and plates
(End of Recording)
Emily: That's a Veggie Killer!
Patrick: N-No way! I caught many jellyfish with a net but that one is where I draw a line (accidentally knocks Brian into the sink) Oops!
(Brian falls into the sink, Stan falls on him, then Melvin, then Jim, then Nelson)
Brian: OOMPF! Ouch!
Barry: Oh no (He and the fruits and invertebrates are moving towards the sink)
Emily: They fell in!
(They reach the sink)
Kevin: Oh phew, they're ok, too bad that stupid piece of broccoli won't be here
?: I HEARD THAT KEVIN!
Kevin: 0_0
(Play Where Danger Lurks)
(A piece of broccoli emerges from behind the sugar jar)
Broccoli: Someone fell in the sink? (He hops toward the sink where he finds Stan, Melvin, Jim, Brian and Nelson inside)
Brian: Can you help me?
Broccoli: No, I don't wanna risk falling in.
Barry: Well that's selfish
Kevin: Tell me about it, that's on my list of what I hate about him
Broccoli: Hey I'm trying hard to be helpful tomato, and you Kevin need to shut up!
Kevin: ugh
Broccoli: (looks back in the sink) I'll try to find something long (hops off)
Stan: Oh great, just walks off, leaving us here to die (The broccoli stalk comes back with a spatula) oop, nope, wait
Broccoli: (dips the spatula into the sink) Grab onto this and I'll fling you out
Jim: uhhh, ok? (He, Stan, Melvin, Brian and Nelson grab onto the spatula and the broccoli flings them out of the sink)
(Play Synth Synth Short by Kevin MacLeod)
(They smile)
Broccoli: Success!
Stan: Can't believe it! I thought we were gonna be left in the sink forever but that guy came in and saved us!
Jim: Yep
Kevin: y'know Brock Lee, that was impressive, but I still don't trust ya one bit
Brock Lee: Well tough luck chicken butt, I'm always gonna be of help
(2 second pause)
(Kevin scoffs)
(Spongebob is showing the fruits the crudely drawn versions of the main cast and their respective names)
Eric: ooh Gary looks so cuuuute!
Nelson: I want to go to a universe!
Steve: Yeah me too, take us away!
Sandy: alright, hold on (grabs the bots who were checking out the laptop that's in the kitchen the whole time) On 3, 1… 2… 3! (Presses the button causing a flash)