(Out in a bayou at night, the characters appear out of the flash and fall onto the boat that suddenly starts moving)
(Play Accralate by Kevin MacLeod)
Squidward: Ouch… a-are we moving
Nelson: ok, who turned out the lights?
Spongebob: I can't figure out where we are if we can't see anything
(But the moon is shining)
Spongebob: That's better…
(This particular bayou has a river that connects to the ocean)
Nelson: Hey, I found the flashlights! (But they're attached, all 26 of them) oh, they're all on a string… now which one is brighter? (Testing on every flashlight on the string)
Billy: (looks at the moon) What happened to Moony's face?!
Kevin: Steve, have you experienced this situation before?
Steve: I sure have
Kevin: Well what do you suppose we do?
Steve: We should find… (Kevin smiles) (but Steve derps with a light air squeak sound effect) I forget Kevvy
Kevin: (jaw drops as a thunk sound and a record scratch sound are heard at the same time, he then gets mad) You forget?! (Grabs Nelson by the face while furious at Steve, who then stops derping) WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU FORGET?! (His eyes enlarge) Mr. I Know (boat horn) About Worst-Case Scenarios!
Max: Wow, I had no idea you were so consistent Kevin
(A leak in the boat is formed as a fart sound is heard, everyone stares at it then gets spooked)
(Play Big Rock by Kevin MacLeod)
Brian: (panics) LEEEEEAAAK!
(Squidward sits on the leak then gets bit on the butt by a piranha)
Squidward: (flies into the air) YEEEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWW!
(Louis stations himself on the leak)
Brian: Yeah stay there, we need a plug (looks behind) Huh?
(A wave is forming, everyone has no idea what to do)
Mr. Krabs: Ol Blue is coming after us!
Patrick: (rips off a piece of wood from the boat) This butt is unstable, let's help it!
(The boat starts to sink)
Squidward: NOOOO! I DON'T LIKE WHEN THERE'S 2 UNSTABLE STUFF!
(Patrick pulls every piece of wood off the boat and throws them into the water)
(Seconds later, the boat is reduced to like a surfboard)
Spongebob: Patrick, please tell me you did not just do that
Patrick: I did, just one more piece of wood… (tears it off, but the boat sinks completely)
(WAVE CRASH)
(On an island, the characters all wash up on the shore)
Patrick: Wow! I can't believe it… We're still alive!
Squidward: And I almost died
Spongebob: Squidward please don…
Squidward: (to Patrick) You 2020 timing idiot! WHAT YOU WERE THINKING?!
Patrick: Hey! That was not my fault!
Squidward: YOU TORE OUR BOAT APART! I've dealt with all your nonsenses but this was just too much, and you know what? The next time you want me along with these stupid moments, you should BUTT, OUT!
(Squidward breathes heavily, everyone gasps)
Patrick: (holding back his tears) fine… (storms off into the jungle)
Spongebob: Patrick wait!
Patrick: (echo) Nuh uh!
Spongebob: (looks down in sadness then stares behind sternly) Nice going Squidward!
(Everyone looks at Squidward with displeased looks)
Squidward: Tha… (drags a rock) That's it, I give up. (Digs in the sand) I'm calling it, I'm done. You will not be hearing from me again. Consider me dead! (Buries himself)
Patrick: (echo) Guys! Look what I found!
Squidward: Ugh, can't you see I'm dead?!
Mr. Krabs: (pulls Squidward out) Dead people don't talk dummy, let's go (everyone heads to the jungle)
Patrick: (everyone gathers towards him) Eh, not you Squidfart
Squidward: Wha… but I want to see
Patrick: Well, last time I remember, you said the next time I want you along, I should just butt out, So I'll just do that (walks away using his butt)
Squidward: (stops him) Wait, I'm sorry, I-I was just mad
Patrick: You should know how I felt! I was trying to help you on not giving up and you just straight up YELLED at me!
Squidward: I know, and I'm sorry, I should've do…
Mr. Krabs: (interrupts) Um, I hate to stall the forgiveness train but I believe someone had something to show us
Patrick: Oh right… it went in that cave, come on!
(Everyone follows Patrick into the cave)
Mr. Krabs: let's hope this one doesn't collapse like the last one
(Play Ominous by Kevin MacLeod)
(The deep into the cave, the darker, the screen is engulfed with darkness)