(Play Ominous by Kevin MacLeod)

(The deep into the cave, the darker, the screen is engulfed with darkness)

Eric: Aw no, it's really dark in here

Kevin: Nelson, do you have the flashlights?

Nelson: no, they sunk with the boat

Kevin: well… stink

Sandy: eh, I've been scarier

Patrick: over there!

Spongebob: uhh, buddy? No offense but none of us can see anything!

Patrick: heh, well you can now. Look! (a speck of light is seen) light!

Squidward: Huh?

Patrick: Yeah, I think it might a firefly or something

(They approach the dot of light)

Kevin: What is this?

Zowie: preeeeeeettyyyyyyy

Squidward: So far… this journey… just got better… I hope…

(Zowie touches the dot, causing it to move and fly off)

Barry: Hey where are you going? Come back here

Patrick: Gonna get ya

Spongebob: Tryna leave? I don't think so

Patrick: Gonna get ya

(The dot flies into the mouth of a lemon shaped rock with a face)

Squidward: You can't hide in that rock foreverrrrrr

(Everyone stops to notice the rock formation that moved)

Squidward: Nope, journey's getting worse

(The rock formation turns out to actually be a monster, it roars)

All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

(Play Megalovania)

(They run away as the monster chases them)

Spongebob: Can't see!

Nelson: I got no idea where we're going!

(Patrick trips on a blue balloon shaped diamond)

Patrick: (gazes at it) woooowwww (notices the monster is still chasing him and co, he grabs the diamonds and runs again) Guys I found a crystal! It's balloon shaped!

Spongebob: Cool!

Squidward: Oh that's great now can we get back to running fro…

Eric: APPLE CRYSTAAAAAALLLLL! (Everyone runs towards the orange apple shaped crystal leaving Squidward behind)

Squidward: Seriously? Is everyone immune to anything I sa… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (still getting chased)

Patrick: No offense but we kinda got our own thing going on

Max: Someone left these priceless artifacts lying around

Squidward: I-I'm kinda in danger here

Mr. Krabs: Keep the monster busy! (Sandy grabs the crystal)

Squidward: Ugh… why… (still chased) AAAAAAH!

Gary: Meow (grabs the pink butterfly shaped diamond with his eyes)

Squidward: (still chased) Please... don't eat me.. I don't taste ver… (trips cartoonishly and bumps into a stalagmite with holes shaped like the jewels assuming that they fit the jewels) UMPH! (Finds a purple diamond shaped jewel and picks it up)

(The rest of the cast returns with 2 more jewels, a red lightning bolt shaped diamond and a magenta 8 point star shaped diamond)

Spongebob: Can't believe we found 2 at the same time!

Squidward: (lodges the purple diamond in the hole where the butterfly gem goes) Oh finally, no thanks for ditching me

Patrick: Bla bla bla (looks at the stalagmite's holes) Hey! Those look like the crystals we found!

Spongebob: I assume we put them in?

Sandy: (looks at the incoming monster) YES! But Quickly!

These lines are said and actions done at the same time:

Spongebob: (Puts the apple gem in its hole) That should do it, and also (places the star gem in its hole)

Patrick: (puts the balloon gem, the lightning bolt gem and the butterfly gem in their corresponding holes) Hey! They fit!

Mr. Krabs: No no that doesn't go there! (Takes the diamond gem out of the hole where the butterfly gem goes and puts the diamond gem in its own hole)

(The gems then glow as if they got activated)

Patrick: Ooooooooh they're glowing!

Squidward: Impossible!

Sandy: Hide!

(The monster is coming their way, the cast hides behind the stalagmite, the monster bumps into it)

(Big white flash for 5 seconds)

Squidward: Dead

(Everybody is cowering like they almost died)

Squidward: (under breath) Please tell me I'm dead. I hope there's a clarinet music stage in heaven

(Squidward isn't dead, the monster's snarl isn't sounding right)

(Play Loping Sting)

(The monster is stunned from the glow)

Squidward: YES!

Patrick: Those crystals got him! ? Oh hooray we did it. That monster will not get us now. Oh hooray w…

Spongebob: Patrick! (Patrick stops singing) I wonder, are those supposed to be magic crystals?

Patrick: I got no idea

Sandy: I've been proving that it's scientifically impossible for a crystal to glow

Max: unless the crystals were activated by some magical beings

Mr. Krabs: How do you know?

Eric: We saw it in an action-fantasy once

Max: That would also be a mythical being who activ…

(Monster roars)

All: AAAAAAH!

(They run off into the darkness again)

Patrick: Glowing crystals. Hah. Never would have known