(Fade to midnight with a diagonal down left pan, 3 balls of lights that are creme, navy and green are descending. Slow zoom to the exhausted snoozing cast)
(Play Devastation and Revenge by Kevin MacLeod)
(Inside the navy ball of light is a winged unicorn of the same color with flowing nebula-like hair (Luna), the winged unicorn pokes Squidward with her horn)
Luna: Hey
Squidward: mmmm
(2 more balls of lights with winged unicorns inside appear)
(Luna pokes Squidward with her horn again)
White winged unicorn with sky/lime/light pink flowing hair (Celestia): Wake up
Squidward: mnrgh…
(The pink winged unicorn with hair that doesn't flow (Cadence) stomps repeatedly until the cast finally wakes up)
Mr. Krabs: What the…
Squidward: Augh!
Celestia: I know somebody who knows about universes and been to one. Follow me
(Celestia walks off)
Luna: Uhh you should probably follow her
Spongebob: Oh! Right. Come on guys
(The cast, Cadence and Luna all follow Celestia to a city inhabited by small horses, unicorns and pegasi)
Eric: Hey, ya see Ned anywhere?
Barry: no
Billy: Weird question to ask -_-
Eric: sorry
(They're led to 6 horses, 2 small horses, pink one with bit darker pink puffy cotton candy like hair (Pinkie) and orange one with bright yellow hair wearing a light brown hat (Applejack), 2 pegasi, yellow one with light pink hair (Flutter) and cyan one with rainbow colored hair (Dash), a white unicorn with glorious purple hair that look like a can label that's peeled off (Rarity) and a lavender shorter winged unicorn with dark indigo hair that has purple and pink streaks (Twilight))
(As the cast get closer, Percy and Melvin's pupils dilate)
(Squidward is even more confused)
(Celestia sticks out her hoof, signaling the cast to stop)
Dash: uh, I must be having amnesia, because I don't remember the seekers looking like that!
Spongebob: seekers?
Twilight: You're all looking for a human universe right?
Patrick: um… yeah?
Twilight: Very well then! There's actually 2 human universes so there will 2 portals
Squidward: There is no por… (Twilight sets up one with her purple magic using her horn) ...tal
Twilight: do you know who this is? (Holds up a familiar looking jellyfish plush)
Jim: AYEEK!
Nelson: AAAAAAH (Jumps into Squidward's arms but drags him down to the ground with his weight) yes…
Twilight: oh, well you have 5 days till you survive that creature, that thing is alive is one of these universes
Brian: Refuse
Spongebob: We're trying to find the humans!
Brian: Accept!
Twilight: Let me tell you all something about the 2 human universes in the portal and what to do inside one. If you're in Universe 1, you must find someone smart who can take you to the other universe. And if you end up in Universe 2, you'll be transported into a room and accomplish these tasks: find a rock, go into the boiler room to stop the boiler with the rock, with that done, the room you're in will get a lot frosty that sooner or later the house owner will have to defrost it, giving the perfect chance for escape from the house you guys in. The perfect plan that cannot fail! ...well almost
Eric: (off screen) That line's going in the trailer
Spongebob: ooooooooh Accept!
Patrick: if Spongebob accepts, I accept too
Mr. Krabs: Aye!
Sandy: Yee haw!
Squidward: You.. This is nuts! I don't like being put through any dan… (Spongebob plugs up his mouth with his nose, shutting him up)
Gary: meow
Twilight: Ok, good luck guys
(Spongebob slowly walks towards the portal and jumps in, Squidward spits his nose out, the rest of the cast runs into the portal, Twilight closes it)
(3 seconds of awkward silence)
Flutter: I hope they'll be ok…
Dash: They'll be fine
(Dr. Who style of the portal ride, the cast are sliding, bumping into each other, gliding and making noises, everyone bumps into Squidward)
Squidward: Ow! Stop! (Nelson rans into Squidward) Ow my tentacles! This is the worst pain ever! (Nelson is yeeted)
(All hit a crossroad)
Spongebob: Crossroad! (The invertebrates and Sandy go left, but the bots and produce objects go the other way) Hey! Where you goooiiiiiiinnnnnng?!
(In a realistic universe, the bots and produce fall from the flash and pile onto a giant bed)
Brock Lee: geez…