Chapter 19
Fixing The Unfixable
As Kiralexia and Mr. Aizawa walked down the halls of UA, Kiralexia began thinking of punishments for Mineta. Hanging him by the leg high in the air. A good punch to the head, to even just locking him to his room. Good ideas, but he needed to choose the right one in order for it to be appropriate. The two finally entered a room with practically all the teachers and even principle Nezu, where there. If all of them where here yeesh Mineta really did mess up.
Kiralexia stood around them as Aizawa sat down still a bit miffed. He looked around and noticed that they all looked a bit pissed, even All Might, usually rather calm and temperate, grimaced a bit now. This was not good at all, plus the silence was killing Kiralexia. He was the one to break the silence speaking up.
"Okay I get I'm here for M&M what the hell did he do? I'll make sure he gets a good bitch slap for whatever he did."
"Sadly I don't think THIS will require a slap or punch this time."
"What then, wait what the hell DID he do then?" Kiralexia asked a bit worried this time. Nezu spoke up this time looking a little down.
"As you and many others here are aware Mineta has been known to cause a lot of, mischief."
"Putting that lightly there eh?"
"Anyways, we have received many complaints from our females here on his behavior. We had a feeling he'd be like this from meeting his mother, which is why he was put with Mr. Aizawa here. We thought it would shake that out of him, but it seems we were wrong."
"Ya his mother was just as unshakable to. Where are we going with this Nezu."
"You know he's been known to assault and be a bit, himself to girls. Yet this time it seems he has pushed it to far. Not only have we learned he'd made an inappropriate comment to little Eri, but also drew the last line with his attitude to women here."
"Okay so I'll just punt his ass to Algeria problem solved." Kiralexia said clapping his hands together. The teachers looked at each other before Aizawa pitched in.
"That is gonna be a problem Kiralexia."
"What do you mean?"
"Well how do I put this. You knew his mother well during the Militia days correct?"
"Ugh don't remind me. That woman's taste were VERY low, I think I saw her hit on someone who just looked like a beetle one time. Wait, where is this gong again?"
"Ugh, his mother was a key reason as to WHY we accepted Mineta into UA. We thought he'd make a good support course or even general studies, yet we were wrong. His mother insisted to put him into the hero course. In turn she'd help fund us on many MANY things."
"In fact she's one of the reasons we can even DO the Sports Festival here with such grandeur in the first place." Present Mic pitched in pointing it out. Kiralexia thought about that for a moment before adding a comment.
"Huh so THAT'S what she's done with all that money. So why don't you kick him out or changes courses for him?"
"The deal goes as this, he stays in the Hero Course and she help fund us. So NOW you see why we need you."
"Why me, just because I knew his mother does NOT mean I know him well."
"Well if what you've commented on him being, 'a worse version of his mother with less control over himself.', than that means you know how to change him."
"What?"
"Don't you get it Kiralexia, just like you and Midoriya are training personally from time to time, you shall do the same for Mineta. HOWEVER instead of honing his skills, you shall teach him to be less, himself." All Might said to a surprised and pissed off Kiralexia.
Kiralexia's face went from surprise to confusion, then pissed in a matter of a few seconds. I mean it's one thing to teach minor things to Mineta but full on tutor him? That sounds like torture on the highest of levels. Everyone in the room could feel his gaze and understood why he'd be pissed off.
"You are trying to make my life hell here aren't you? Thanks but no, I already experienced enough hell staying under the Mugen tree for nearly six goddamn years. Also why not Aizawa to do this, he'd be better at teaching that sorry bastard not to be THAT!" Kiralexia asked pointing out the door for some reason. The teachers then looked at each other with a bit of concern on there faces before speaking up.
"You don't get it, this is far different than before. Aizawa could be good for a short moment but overall not the best option. Not to mention we aren't asking, we're ordering you to do it. Any more mistakes from that boy and we'll lose a key benefactor."
"THEN FIND SOMEONE ELSE! I am NOT doing that, it's utter shit to think I'd even do it just because it's an order. What will you even do if I don't follow?"
"You'll be forced to the streets, and locked into your mind with no way out this time." Aizawa said eyes red. Kiralexia looked disturbed before pissed.
"You wouldn't fucking dare."
"Try it."
"Enough this is not gonna be a fight, this was an order you must do. To make it better you can teach him however you like AND get payed for it." Nezu said actually being a bit made at the two fighting.
Kiralexia thought for a moment on that offer. Anything he desired with no hatred huh? Not to mention getting payed for it, it was tempting to say the least. Kiralexia knew however there was no way out of it, since he did NOT want to risk what they said to be true. He sighed and finally answered.
"FINE! But it better be triple than normal, I deserve it. Also if by any means then that also means NO reprimanding me for my style."
"Fine, you may get Mineta now and get on it right away. That will be all Kiralexia thank you."
"Tch, whatever rodent, you call me villain but a threat like that says otherwise. Look into yourselves next time before judging me." Kiralexia said with a sneer and looking back with his eyes glowing.
Everyone in the room sighed in relieve as Kiralexia left. That man was starting to show more aggression with the faculty. Many in the school noticed he'd actually go to training areas and break the machines used in the entrance exam with ease. It was stress relief of course but the look in his eyes always showed he was thinking something else. If the faculty didn't do something to ease there relationship soon, things could go VERY south very fast.
As for Kiralexia well he was marching to class 1-A with a pissed off look in his eyes. His footsteps echoed in the halls, as he thought about how to teach this boy to be less himself. Each one more brutal than the last and made him more vengeful. He noticed a little to late that he marched passed 1-A and saw it behind him with Midoriya looking out confused. Kiralexia smacked his head as he realized he was to deep in thought and moved back to the room. He looked in and saw Mineta looking away a littler nervously. Kiralexia sighed and thought to himself 'let's do this shit.' as he walked to Mineta. He grabbed him by the shoulder and pulled him off the chair, dragging him out the room.
"You, me, in the gym, solo, NOW!"
"What I'd do?! I didn't do nothing bad, in front of you at least."
"NOT HELPING GRAPES! Just, accept this. This is gonna be hell for you AND me!"
"Oh crap." Mineta said a bit defeated as he was dragged out of class with Kiralexia moving to a gym room.
After a minute or three of going to a gym room, they entered. Kiralexia, still pissed off tossed Mineta to the ground of the empty gym with a hard thud to it. Mineta looked up a bit terrified of the situation. He didn't know what he did wrong and Kiralexia was NOT having anything that Mineta would say and or do. He stared at him hard before Mineta got a small courage boost to ask Kiralexia why he was here.
"What's going on, why am I dragged here now?"
"Your actions around Eri AND other students has become the LAST STRAW for the faculty. As much as they'd LOVE to kick your ass out, your mother is to valuable to them for you to get kicked out." Mineta sighed a bit in relief before Kiralexia continued. "HOWEVER, that does not mean they won't PUNISH you. And guess who's the one doing!?"
"Oh come one, I've never fully meant it, I just-"
"SHUT IT! I am NOT in the goddamn mood for your bullshit today M&M! look I respect the goal you want, not much and I'D never do that, but it is at the very least a simple and effective goal. However you shall NEVER achieve it if you keep acting like your mother but ten times worse. So you know what, not only shall I try to make you less, perverted. BUT make you less of a chicken shit coward." Kiralexia said pacing around Mineta.
"I'm not a coward." Mineta responded a bit defensibly. Kiralexia looked at him before leaning down to see him eye to eye.
"You've pissed your pants in front of a giant stone beast. Ran from Ms. Midnight, never trained before the sports fest and instead insisted of practicing your, gloating."
"Wait how'd you-"
'AND above all else, you ran from a girl who you wanted to give a gift because you were afraid of showing your weaker and more humbler side, thinking they'd call you out for faking it."
"Okay that never happened."
"You're right, that was your mom but my point is still stands. You are to much of a coward to ever make it to the top 30 hell top 50 heroes of Japan. So instead I think we shall start off with a mix, make you a little more brave, AND less perverted. let's begin M&M." Kiralexia said with a groan as he clapped his hands together and made the room shift.
As the room shifted new walls formed around Mineta and made where he was standing a lot smaller than normal. Shadowy figures began to take shape around the walls. They tore through the wall and there bodies were contorted and lengthy. Ones arms were long and like twigs, another had a tail for a bottom half, and another just looked demented with horns twisting out of the head and sharp teeth appearing around the mouth.
Mineta, upon seeing this, understandably began to panic like hell. The walls extended to be a bit more roomy, but still small, and the creatures slowly began to stalk towards him. He then ran to one side of the room as the creatures lunged forward. They missed him as he dodged and ran to the other side. Kiralexia given a view from above saw Mineta running for his life, screaming like a bitch as the creatures snarled and slashed towards him. Rinse and repeat for a solid 3 minutes, yes he can run for a while when his life depends on it, Kiralexia was getting tired of this real fast.
"This won't stop until you face them Mineta."
"I'M NOT FACING THIS SHIT MAN! I'D RATHER DEAL WITH SHIGARAKI THAN THIS!" Mineta screamed at Kiralexia with tears flowing from his eyes. Kiralexia raised and eyebrow, shrugged then snapped his fingers.
"Alright suit yourself." Kiralexia said as he snapped his fingers.
The shadow figures shifted and molded together, displacing the forms and area around them as they did so. Soon they took the form of Shigaraki looking at Mineta with hatred in there eyes. Mineta shuddered in fear and ran even fasted before dodging once again at the lunges. Kiralexia sighed as he saw this pathetic excuse for a hero trying to run for his life.
"This is gonna be a LONG day." Kiralexia groaned slapping his hand to his face.
Eventually out of instinct Mineta threw his balls as Shadow Shigaraki, and landed a punch in his face. The form stopped and dissipated as Mineta caught his breath. Kiralexia nodded at that, even if it took WAY to long for him and thus decided to form it again. Mineta faced it again, and again, and again. Each time in shorter time and more hits. It was showing he was getting braver, somewhat, though only against Shigaraki's form but it counts. Kiralexia decided to shift it and threw Mineta to the ceiling making floating plat forms and uh, he basically just made a parkour map that went down to the floor. Mineta clung on to the ceiling for dear life as he looked down at Kiralexia who just sat in a levitating form yell up to him.
"Make your way down through the obstacle course and we can end this here. Bail and we'll do it again tomorrow, then the next day, till you shape up and prove yourself worthy of being a hero." Kiralexia said as he sat and got a grape flavored soda can, out of thin air.
Mineta, not wanting to complain, nor do this tomorrow, decided to land on the platform below him and do the course. He hopped to platform to platform, dodging walls, small pits, and climbing around poles. He was actually doing it, and with a high level of skill, that's saying a lot for Mineta honestly. 'Just like his mother?' Kiralexia thought with a bit of a chuckle as he saw Mineta go through the course.
However he got to a point were flames where shooting out and the shadow figures returned and this time Mineta's courage ran down his pants. Quite literally in this case for a small stain was on his pants as he stood there frozen. He then curled into a ball and looked down at Kiralexia, a lot closer now than before and decided to risk it.
"Okay made it as far as I want to can I just finish from here tomorrow?"
"NO! a restart it is for you, though at least you attempted it, so good for that." Kiralexia said a bit miffed off.
'Definitely just like his mother.' Kiralexia thought as he lowered Mineta to the ground as he got back up dusting himself off. Kiralexia noticed the pee stain at his pants and dried it off instantly. Kiralexia sighed a bit and walked around Mineta.
"Okay physical skills, and mental integrity are lacking but can be improved with time and effort. Now for the REAL test, the test on how you act around women." Kiralexia groaned a bit as he formed a womanly figure in front of Mineta.
The figure yes was that of a woman, a rather short and chunky woman, but a woman nonetheless. Not half bad looking either with black hair and good looking clothes off. Mineta thought so absolutely drooling a bit at the sight. Kiralexia figured that would happen and knocked him across the head snapping him out of it.
"Alright the first thing we shall do is gauge this. Talk to her like you would normally, then we can see where to improve your social skills." Kiralexia said waving to the girl.
Mineta gulped a bit and walked up to the girl. He then spoke and said what can only be described as bad cat calling, if you can even call it that. It went on for about 30 seconds before Mineta made some REALLY bad comments on her boobs, which he made sup par for safety, and her perfume, which he made smell of sakura flowers. His face contorted to somewhat concerned to just straight up mortified in seconds after hearing the phrase 'a beautiful flowery stench for such lovely flowers.' clearly referencing her boobs. Kiralexia then extended his arm out and grabbed Mineta by the back of his shirt and gave him a hard stare down. Before his face turned to great concern once again and dropped him to the floor.
"Okay not even your mom had pick up lines like THAT! where the hell did you even here such shit!?"
"Internet, said they work great for woman." Kiralexia then glared at Mineta who suddenly realized what he said. "D-Does it not work like that?"
"NO! Alright then, where gonna need you to learn not to 'cat call' or make such bad flirtatious attempts at women every time you're around them."
"Hey I don't say that stuff all the time, that's just to get there attention."
"First of all, ew. Secondly, I don't even wanna KNOW how bad you really get. Also your class doesn't count, let me teach you some REAL things to speak to a woman to get there attention at the least." Kiralexia said still looking a bit horrified from the seconds before.
Kiralexia then leaned down and spoke to Mineta on some tips for women. First thing, keep references to there boobs away at all costs in the beginning, Mineta groaned a bit before accepting when Kiralexia gave him a death glare. Second thing was just to say high and ask about there day, nothing more nothing less, that one made sense to Mineta and he nodded. The final thing, keep the cat calls away for they just don't work when Mineta says them. He felt insulted at that but was accepting.
Thus he practiced it the figured waved and told about her day when he asked her about it. It was working, for about two minutes before Mineta broke and lunged forward. Kiralexia saw that happening and grabbed him quickly smacking on the head for that. Kiralexia groaned and said you gotta keep such instincts down and away if he's ever to talk to more than just classmate women without getting bitch slapped. Mineta commenting how he already did, to which Kiralexia just looked so done with him.
He shoved him forward and said to try again, WITHOUT LUNGING! thus he did and it was a bit better, though again he only lasted two and a half minutes this time but a small improvement. This clearly was not getting anywhere and Kiralexia smacked Mineta on the head again before dragging him away and making the woman figure disappear.
"Okay I think we'll be ending here, your improvements are sup par at best, and the way you talk to women is just, sad you think that actually works honestly." Kiralexia said with a bit of a sigh as Mineta just looked away a bit miffed at this.
"Can we not discuss that please?"
"No it's something that desperately needs changing. So tomorrow we will continue, then the next, and the next, until you're far more appealing to women, hell men even if your like THAT."
"Hey, actually fair. I respect men like that but not into it."
"Well at least you're not a complete piece of shit. Also I don't have the patience NOR time to train you for more than an hour so let's just end here. Besides-" Kiralexia looked at a non existent watch on his hand before continuing. "I have someone I'm meeting up with REALLY soon, so get to class and keep my advice and training in mind, we'll continue tomorrow. Farewell M&M." Kiralexia said walking out of the gym giving Mineta a pass to class.
Kiralexia then looked around at the sky, it wasn't late at all and instead was still pretty good in the afternoon. He then looked at the entrance to UA and went to it. As he got there he saw a girl with a hood up and greeted her. The two then walked out of UA and went somewhere more private. However training with Mineta would go after this, it really would be trying to fix the impossible. Until then Kiralexia and this girl would talk in the mean time. Getting minds off THAT for now.