I have checked a lot of pjo memes. Well, I think the percy and nico's not your type meme is really funny. So I came up with this idea to write a chapter of it.
Will said, "Nico, I like you..."
Nico blushed, "Me too."
They held hands... They moved closer... And closer.
They were 1.2 seconds away from kissing.
"NICO HELPPPPPP!" Jason flew into the infirmary window. Without realising the window was a window. Jason banged his face right on the glass.
Will opened the window, "Jason, are you okay?"
Jason staggered in, "No... Did I ruin your moment?"
Will closed the window wiping out the dust.
Nico face turned red, "Yes, Grace."
Jason started flaying his arms, "YOU DUMPED PERCY! NOW ALL PERCY SAYS IS HOW IS HE NOT MY TYPE. WHY. I AM CUTE BUT...I AM PERCY JACKSON... EVERY SINGLE PERSON'S TYPEEEEEEE."
Nico raised a brow, "Was it just me or did you describe percy getting dumber."
Jason grabbed Nico and Will flying them out of the window... Except trwindow was closed.
Jason this time crashed through it... Along with Nico and Will screaming like there is no tomorrow.
Jason brought them to the dinning pavilion where a very stress and dumb-looking Percy stood with the seven and a camp therapist surrounding him.
Percy was shouting, "HOW AM I NOT HIS TYPEEEEEEE! I AM PERCY JACKSON! EVERY SINGLE PERSON'S TYPEEEEEEE! HOW IS SUNNY BOY HIS TYPE? I MEAN DO I NEED TO DYE MY HAIR BLONDE AND ACT LIKE ONE?"
Nico screamed, "PERCY YOU HAVE ANNABETH! HAVE YOU GOTTEN DUMBER? SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!"
Nico shouted so hard and loud he gasped for air. Nico continued, "Can someone give me water please?"
Percy was right next to a glass of water.
"I THOUGHT WATER ISN'T YOUR TYPE?"
Nico sighed(Well the opposite) , "JACKSON! JUST GIMME THE WATER!"
"I AM NOT YOUR TYPE!"
Jason handed Nico water and immediately got a pair of ear plugs.
"NICO... WHYYYYY"
Nico choked, "WHAT IN HADES DO YOU MEAN WHY?"
Percy went on blabbering, "Then who is your type anyway."
Leo inched closer, "Yeah..."
Jason jumped in, "BLONDE PERKY SUNSHINE DOCTORS"
A moment of silence... For the next 30 seconds.
Will suddenly came into the conversation, "Hey guys, what happened. Why are you guys uh frozen?" All the innocence appeared on his face.
That's was when nico fainted.
Nico woke up with a person he really really wouldn't want to see as the first thing when you wake up. In fact he would rather go to tartarus again.
" So Will Solace is your type? "
Nico grumbled, "Please get me a knife so I can stab myself."
Percy didn't move for a second, Nico blinked. Percy finally said, "BUT I AM NOT YOUR TYPE!"
This is a short chapter. Sry but let you know I update usually. Now the since release date of Tower of Nero is well a moved back a week. Damn... I was so eager to read it. I think I marked it on September 29th for 3 of my calendars:P.