Idea from thekalvagirl and Itchy armpit it is (Fanfiction. Net) Thx!

Percy fumbled around the Poseidon cabin. Nico asked, "Percy, what the heck?"

"EKKKK!"

"Percy...What happened? Someone stole your blue cookies? Food dye? Scooter?"

"NO! TODAY IS VALENTINES DAY! SPECIAL DAY FOR SOMEONE WHO STOLE MY HEART!"

Nico jumped, "OMG! YES! THAT'S GREAT! NO WAY AM I CELEBRATING IT!"

Percy pouted how everyone basically pouts, "C'mon! Pleaseee!"

Nico walks away to the door and as he was about to leave...

"I'll tell Will that you haven't eaten anything today!"

Nico froze, he walked to Percy's bed and sat down, "So what about this Valentines day?"

Nico blinked, "Better be kidding, jackson!"

Percy pulled a flag out of nowhere, "THE BROS!"

Nico raised his brow, "Hell no!"

"It's gonna be Awesome!"

"Seriously?"

"YESS!"

"Do something else please!"

"BUT it was voted!"

"By wh-... Oh." Nico turned to see Jason and Leo along Percy who jumped over there.

Jason suggested, "Let's do SUPERMAN!"

Leo yelled, "NO DO SOMETHING LIKE FIRE!"

Hazel walked in, "Hiya guys! I'm TRYING TO FIND MULAN! I NEED TO WATCH THE DARN MOVIE! WHERE AND HOW!"

Hazel bellowed, "UGHHHH!"

Percy cleared his throat, "Errr...hi."

" 'kay bye!"

Percy did the mad genius look. Same went for Jason and Leo.

Nico face-palmed, "Oh no. Don't you dare! No way no way..."

Jason screamed, "TO THE MOVIESSS!"

Jason flew away grinning and somehow went crazy and crashed the Athena Parthenos. Leo bursted into flames, "LET'S GOOO!"

Leo grabbed a Knight helmet and his hammer. Percy got riptide from his pocket. "LETZ GO!"

Nico stood there, "Dang it..."

Jason suddenly jumps up, "How bout we ask Will to join the bros!"

Jason flew off.

Nico sighed, "*BEEP*"

Leo started nudging Nico like crazy, "So how you feel bout having your boyfriend?"

Nico glared at him, dumping some dried corn on Leo's head which bursts into flames and well corn goes popcorn. (tru I did try... Sorta works)

Nico looked at Percy, "You seriously gotta be kidding..." He looked to his right where Percy, Jason, Will were... On his left was

...Leo, Frank, Jason, Piper, Annabeth, Rachel, Grover, Dakota, Connor, Travis, Reyna, Harley, Damien, Valentina, Malcom, Ellis, Laurel and Holly, Nyssa, Pete, Katie, Miranda, Pablo, Sherman, Clarrise, Julia, Meg, Apollo/Lester, Jake, Budford, Festus... All except Hazel...

They watched till the characters sang BE A MAN.

Percy screamed, "BRO'S A MAN!"

"YEAH!"

Nico took a deep breathe with his nose, "SHUT UP! I'M TRYING TO WATCH THE DARN MOVIE!"

Travis yelled, "Since Hazel is gonna leave Camp in like 15 minutes... How bout we have a Mulan Theme day!"

After the movie. And everyone left... Except certain people...

Jason, Percy, Leo decided to watch it again with Will and Nico who were warning them about a problem noted Hazel...

Suddenly...

Hazel knocks the door, "Hi"

Everyone: "OFF IT! OFF IT!"

"Where the heck is the remote controll"

3"UNDER YOU!"

2"OFF IT!"

1Hazel walks in. "S-" Percy turned the TV off.

"-o what movie were you watching? By the way, I'm leaving Camp for a while..."

Nico being the smarter one said calmly and casually, "The one bout freddy meyers."

Hazel immediately walks away, "If you guys ever watch MULAN..."

Everyone sweated.

"YOU BETTER WATCH IT WITH ME! I'm trying to find where to watch it so bad!"

Percy tried his best to not speak. Leo snorted. Jason puked. Nico looked away. Will said shaking, "Sure..."

Hazel looked at Leo, Jason and Percy's reaction,"Whats with them?"

Nico immediately responded, "They hate Mulan because she ain't a bro."

Hazel glowered,"Im sorry what?"

Jason, Leo and Percy looked at Nico like That was not supposed to happen

Nico just mouthed back I don't care

Skipping the next 2 hours of Hazel trying to murder Jason, Leo and Percy... So all we can do now is... Pray and hope they will be fine...

Nico slammed his hands to the table, "SO! Percy, you were saying?"

Percy with a bruised arm, swollen eye, broken ribs, twisted ankle said (Oh gods... He is alive..) , "We gonna do a performance of Mulan's I'll make a man out of you! The iconic part!"

Jason stumbled forward, "Who does the last line which is the highest?" (Good news... Jason also alive...)

Will blinked, "I think since like the first line is about rivers and water, maybe Percy."

"The other stuff well you know right?"

"Right?"

"Uh guys..."

Leo was dazed, "So I'm doing the fire related line..." (Sobs* he is alive too! "

" So you want me to do the last part... "Nico's expression looked like it was suddenly wiped off.

Will stuttered," We-well, that was not what I was actually wanting... But now that you said it... That's great! "

Nico slapped himself for saying that line. Will smiled like Lady Luck litterally blessed him, "I'll do the Be A Man lines!"

"YEAH!" Jason, Leo and Percy chest-bumped each other and fist-bump and kicked each other and bumped each others head...

Nico sighed, "Dang it..."

Leo yelled, "LET'S SKY-DIVE FROM OLYMPUS FOR FUN!"

"Oh nope... Leo you did not... No no no no no way!" Nico crossed hsi amra stubbornly like a 5 year old kid.

Percy pouted, "C'mon!"

Will shrugged, "I'll sit this one out." He quickly went to the door, "Doctor uh stuff..." The door slammed with a BANG!

Nico gritted his teeth, "That annoying, hot, stupid, *BEEP* doctor..."

Leo nudged Nico, "So we gonna do this!"

Nico glared at him, "... If you dare nudge me again... I'll easily kill the same way you do that."

Leo gulped.

Jason called, "One Two Three..."Someone litterally cried suddenly, they looked over to Percy.

" What! I'm in a moment with Bernie..."

" Who? "

" The parachute inside the backpack... "

Jason took a deep breath," One two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve... "

Nico raised his brow, "Uh Jason..."

"I'm warming up..."

"Percy and Leo jumped off already!"

"Shhh! I'm warming up!"

Nico grabbed Jason and they started falling in the sky.

Percy: AHHHHHHHHG

Leo: NICE KNOWING YOU ALL!

Nico: Uh guys, why the heck are we talking death sentences...

Jason: WE ARE GONNA DIE!

Percy: BROS FOR LIFE!

Nico:... Parachute NOW!

Nico opened his parachute and well...

Percy: Wait lemme ask Bernice to open... OPEN BERNIE!... BERNIE? Bernie...?

Leo opened his parachute which started shooting lasers which unfortunately shot Jason's parachute...

Nico: [Grabs percy who was falling]

Nico: LEO!

Leo: I CAN'T JUST USE A PARACHUTE THAT DOES NOTHING BUT SLOW-FALLS US!

Percy: Bernie is busy sleeping!

Nico: OH MY GODS! PERCY JUST PRESS THE DARN BUTTON!

Percy: I have a button?

Jason: This is sooo fun! Look! I'm spinning!

Leo: I GOT OUR WATER BALLOONS!

Percy: I GOT MINES TOO!

Jason: YEA!

Nico: *BEEP*

Nico: [Holds Percy for his dear life while Percy, Leo and Jason battle...]10 minutes laterNico: [Gasps for air] Finally...Leo, Percy and Jason: Still fighting with water balloons...

They landed on Zeus's fist for some reason...

Will walked over, "It's been like an hour where have you been?"

Nico stomped to him, angrily brushing off his backpack and parachute, "OH AN HOUR! WHY DON'T YOU BLAME THE WATER BALLOON BERNIE ADDICT FREAKIN IDIOTS!"

Will stood at him, "You good? Did it hurt?"

Nico snorted and rolled his eyes "Let me guess, when I fell from heaven?"

Will had the look,"No"

Will had the I-am-a-mad-genius grin, "Did it hurt when you fell for me?"

Nico almost forgot how to breathe...

Will nudged him, "Happy Valentines day!"

Leo whispered from behind, "So Nico, Can I nudge you too?"

Nico glared at him.

Leo yelled, "HEY! THE PERFORMANCE IS STARTING NOW!"

Nico screamed, "B-BUT I BARELY PRACTISED AND I-I..."

Nico was grabbed by Percy...

The performance...

Jason yelled, "We da bros!"

Nico called, "I hate it!"

Percy ignoring Nico said, "SHALL WE START!"

"HIT IT!" Leo screamed over a megaphone to Austin.

Will: BE A MAN

Percy: We must be as swift as a coursing river.

Will: BE A MAN

Jason: With all the strength of a great Typhoon.

Will: BE A Man

Leo: With all the force of a raging fire.

Everyone: [Looks at Nico expectantly]

Nico: No. Nu-oh. No way.

Will: Pweaty Pwease [Puppy dog eyes]

Nico: [blushes] fine, but I don't know if I'll hit the high note.

Austin: [starts the music up again]

Nico: As mysterious as the dark side of the

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

Everyone: [jaw drops because he hit it even higher]

"HAPPY VALENTINE DAY!" [Pink hearts fill the air with glitter]

Jason and Percy: 'We Da Bro' in our glory.

Percy: Also, Annabeth, what is a bask?

Nico: [Face palm]

Will: [Star eyes] That's my Nico.

Hazel [suddenly on video call on the projector in Camp Half Blood...] : What is even happening right now.

Everyone: [SILENCE... Holds breath]

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Runs away screaming because if Hazel knew that they were watching Mulan she'd kill them for watching it without her

Nico panted, "Phew... That was close..."

Hazel appears out of nowhere, "CLOSE TO KILLING YOU FOR NOT TELLING ABOUT YOU FOUND THE MULAN MOVIE AND NOT WATCHING IT WITH ME! AND NOW EVERYONE WATCHED IT... EXCEPT MEE!"

The whole world: *Jumps*

Gee, I have a terrible ending...I was thinking so hard to put the ideas together. Hope this works!