So here it is Part 2 of 'Normal conversations'
Nico: So... I'm bored.
Reyna: *Walks in*
Reyna: I can't find Octavian!
Nico: Didn't he d-
Renya: I CAN'T FIND HIM!
Nico: Who cares? He's dead! And even if he wasn't, you'll just want him to return your stuff toy bunny...
Reyna: Hang on there... H-
Nico: I'm not falling?!
Reyna: NO! Hold up, HE'S DEAD!
Nico: Yeah, thought I told you I pushed him off the cliff.
Reyna: *BEEP* you
Nico: *BEEP* you too.
Grover: So... Guys, it's us three now... You guys are here because I wanted to inform you about the problem.
Reyna: Uh-huh
Grover: So the king-
Nico: Kings? I thought we are living in Long Island?
Grover: Dubbed King of Nature?
Reyna: Not helping...
Grover: But... I got dubbed king of nature...
Random Satyr comes in.
Random Satyr: The King of Nature is whom you are facing now!
Nico: WHO the heck are you?
Random Satyr: Respect him!
Nico: that doesnt answer my question!
Grover: List-
Reyna: Yeah the *BEEP* are you?
Grover: Gu-
Random Satyr: Tremble before him!
Nico: Doesn't exactly give us the point...
Reyna: TREMBLE BEFORE...
Reyna: Your greatest nightmare
Grover: Guys! He's one of... Wait who are you again?
Random Satyr: REDME!
Reyna: Red me?
Nico: Need some paint over there, eh?
Grover: ... Remind me to check if that name came from 'red bull'.
REDME: *Leaves*
Nico: Idiot!
Reyna: Okay so, I'm not doin' business here!
Grover: It's important! THE kind of Nature is an event. I won before, so that's why the satyrs all... Yeah me...
Nico: No shiz. I'm done with those crazy normal freaks.
Reyna: I'm done searching for a stupid, idiotic, narrow minded, doesn't have a mind Octavian!
Nico: HA! I GOT TO PUSH HIM OFF A CLIFF!
Reyna: *BEEP*
Grover: ...I need tacos... BYEEEE!
Back at Poseidon cabin with the squad
Nico: Hey, Percy can you hand me the soda?
Percy: It's 10 dollars.
Nico: Sure.
Nico: Dang I'm broke now...
Jason: We have been playing charades for 5 hours!
Leo: I GOTTA FEELING! WHKOOOOOOOOO! *Goes very very off key*
Piper: How the hell can you even sound like that?
Leo: it's...
Leo: *Sings off-key* MAGIALLLLLL!
Hazel: Notice me SENPAI!
Jason: ... Is it just me or...
Frank: *Walks in, hears Hazel and faints*
Annabeth: WAIT NO I'M WAY SMARTER THAN YOU ALEXA!
Alexa: Sorry i dont understand.
Annaneth: WHO is the... PERCY JACKSON?
Alexa: Error...error...maufuctioning...
Annabeth: HAHAH! SO LONG SUCKER! I KNOW... IT'S SEAWEED BRAIN! NO SHIZZZZ! YOU DIEEEE! OPPPA OPPA OOOOOOOO OP OPOOOOOOO!
Nico: *tosses Hazel's iPad away and Duct tapes Leo's mouth*
Hazel: HEY!
Leo: HMMMPHHHH!
Nico: So Grover said something about King of Nature...
Will: WTF
Jason: Kings in Long Island...I thought I was a king... Who again?
Nico: Wait... So none of you know about this...
Will: Not about Medic...not about me.
Piper: Doesn't ring a bell.
Nico: IT'S AN EVENT!
Everyone: ...
Nico: You know what... I don't even know bout that too... This is stupid
Nico: Grover said he has once won it.
Nico: Ask Reyna, I am in need of video game entertainment.
Will: Oh no you don't! We are still having the... 'Normal Conversation'.
Suddenly...
PEW PEW PEW PEW!
Nico: Percy WTF!
Percy: I'M TESTING MY... Cool Nosies!
Leo: I GOT MINES COOLER!
Jason: WTF I'M BETTER
Nico: What the *BEEP*
Hazel: So... Shall we talk tea ceremonies?
Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Redme walks in
Nico: Oh, it's painting dude!
Percy: Who?
Redme: REDME HUNGRY!
Jason: Did he come from the soda machine?
Will: Heck if I know.
Hazel: So er... What's his name?
Redme: REDME NAME!
Piper: Why does he keep saying 'redme'? Is one of those robot machine things.
Nico: ...
Leo: That doesn't answer the question...
Redme: ...
Leo:
Nico: REDME IS HIS NAME!
Everyone: Ohhhhhh
Jason: Red or me?
Nico: both
Jason: So it's red and me?
Jason: Errr... Sir. You have a awesome last name.
Nico: *Blank* I'm done...
Annabeth: Anyone can explain this equation?
Reyna: *Drops from the ceiling* DO NOT QUESTION!
Leo: Where did you come from?
Reyna: Space!
Frank: So hey Red?
Redme: ...
Reyna: His name is Redme... Not red. It's... R-E-D-M-E!
Redme: ...
Nico: Oh second thought...'Me' is his last name.
Reyna: YEAH... Red Me.
Redme: *Leaves*
Annabeth: Strange...
Frank: Lou Ellen gave me a truth potion to prank someone with!
Percy: You finally decide to prank!
Frank: So I got 2 cups here and this one is the truth potion, this one is hot choco.
Leo: I WANNA TRY!
Leo: *Crashes into Frank*
Frank: *Juggles the cups and tries to keep his balance*
Piper: Careful there.
Frank: YES I DID IT!
Jason: Hey, let's talk to some villain with it!
Nico: In the underworld?
Percy: You can summon ghosts right?
Nico: Yes...
Annabeth: Let's do a vote!
Percy: ... Octavian...
Reyna: HELL YEAH!
Nico: I wanna see the look on his face!
Leo: That's dumbo!
Piper: AYEEEEE! LETZ DO HIM!
Frank: I also respected him... But now I wanna crush him.
Hazel: Pretty sure his face was covered with mist to look ugly... How wait that's his normal face!
Annabeth: Get him to spill
Nico: Give me the cup *grins*
Frank: Okay...*Gives Nico the Hot Choco by accident because they switched when Leo crashed into him*
Nico: *summons Octavian*
Percy: I wanna do it! *drinks the truth potion... Oops*
Octavian: So hi? I don't wanna talk.
Percy: Yeah, but our plan was to make you say the truth about everything. Your cup is the potion of truth and mines is hot chco.
Everyone: ... Uh-oh
Percy: *covers mouth*
Will: I think when Leo crashed into Frank, the cups falling, but Frank tried to keep them from falling so he accidently switched them...
Percy: Make me pass out! I think my secret about the blue cookie sculpture is too beautiful to say.
Percy: Dang it!
Piper: You do blue cookie sculptures? Whaadaaa?!
Octavian: HA! Percy, have you ever peed in the swimming pool while you swim?
Percy: Of course! Who doesn'-
Percy: *covers mouth*
Octavian: What's the most embarrassing thing you have done.
Percy: When I was little, I put my head in a bucket of water to think.
Nico: ... I need a time machine.
Leo: Ooolalala!
Annabeth: Awww, Seaweed brain!
Jason: I pee too!
Everyone:
Jason: What?
Percy: Kill me!
Octavian: Do you like Annabeth more or blue cookies more?
Annabeth: Do you?
Percy: Sorry honey, but that's a bit off limits.
Nico: I'm enjoying this!
Will: Death boy, pass the popcorn!
Hazel: Danggg!
Percy: *quickly swipes the mist of Octavian* We got rid of the *BEEP*
Nico: Percy! You ruined the moment!
Percy: So let me knock myself out... With the pressure points. Problem: I DONT KNOW THE PRESSURE POINTS!
Percy: Where are they? Annabeth!
Annabeth: Ask ALEXA! Hmph!
Percy: I don't know the heck!
Percy: How long does the potion last
Frank: A while...
Percy: That is?
Frank: 48 minutes left.
Nico: So let's do the conversation!
Percy: I need to pressure points! If not I'll be forced to reavel my secret of me in hight school when I accidently handed a drawing of me and nemo instead of my homework!
Hazel: I'm sorry... You what now?
Percy: *faints*
Nico: Your welcome.
Will: You punched him!
Nico: Yeah!
Jason: Should we stop the conversation now?
Piper: 'kay
Annabeth: So bye guys!
Me: Okay, but Part 3 will...
Everyone: *groans*
Me: Happen someday
Me: Don't worry, probably a month later or weeks later or days or... Hours.
Me: *faints*
Nico: Your very welcome
Okay, so I got some ideas from a tv show. Feel free to review and stuff. BYE! Ima head off. Err...say hi to Redme? Yep.