Okay, I'm writing this because I had some fish problems. I basically had to replace the fish 3 times in like 7 months. 2 of them err... Passed away. So my dad had to get another one, likethe same type of fish. Pretty much named 'Fishy fish', lol.
Percy screamed, "I'M HOMEEEE!"
Chiron trotted over, "Percy, what in the name of my name did I tell about waking campers?! AT 2 IN THE MORNING!"
"Er... You said don't wake the campers. So I am not waking the campers. I am just giving myself a err... Home gesture."
All of the cabin lights suddenly turned on along with a bunch of grumbles and complains..
Clarrise's voice was heard, "WHO THE *BEEP * IS HOME?!"
"AHEM...cough cough..." Chiron gave Percy a stern look.
Percy grinned awkwardly, "Well... They must have great... Hearing senses..."
"Mr Jackson, what are you even holding?"
Percy lifted up his left hand, it was a plastic bag with water in it. Inside the plastic bag was a very tiny red fish swimming around.
"MEET GEORGE!!"
Chriron shushed him. Clarrise's voice was heard again, "WHO THE *BEEP*?!"
"I'm afraid this... George can't be in Camp. Because you are called to Olympus for a Camping trip."
"...NICO!!! WILL!!!"
"... Dang it..." Chiron muttered.
Next nice and sweet morning
Percy explained, "This is George, take good care of him. So this can is where the food is, just feed him a bit or..."Percy's face was full of panic," Just don't... Something really bad happens. "
Nico grabbed the plastic bag with the fish inside and said," So what bad thing happens? "
" Errr... Nevermind about that. "
Will titled his head," Camping trip in olympus?!"
" To be honest, I'm very not excited." Percy shrugged.
Percy patted his backpack and walked to the door," Have a nice day! I'll be back tomorrow!"
The door slammed shut leaving the couple standing there with George the fish.
Nico untied the knot of the plastic bag,"Will take the lid off."
Will removed the tank lid and settled iit down on the table beside the fish tank.
Nico dumped the fish and the water into the tank, letting George do the invisible slide down to the water.
Will asked," Can I feed the fish? "
" NO!! "
Will took the can and opened it, "YES! YOU ALREADY DUMPED THE FISH THERE!"
"I WANNA DO IT!" Nico grabbed the can.
Will tried to take it back, despite Nico kicking him.
"WAIT STOP THE CAN IS OPEN!!"
Can suddenly flew out of Nico 's hand. Will tried to catch but failing badly. Nico just watched in horror as the open can was thrown into the tank.
The food fish was spilled out and floated around. George swam over eating it, leaving a trail of bubbles floating up and popping.
Will paled, "UMMM... Didn't Percy say something about George's eating habits? This is your fault, I reminded you abou this BEFORE IT HAPPENED!"
"Well you reminded me 5 SECONDS BEFORE IT HAPPENED! My brain does not function as fast as your stupid mouth." Nico argued.
"So are you just proving you are dumber than me?"
"HEY!"
Ploop!
Nico turned around to see one red piece of cloth floating around the water. Will's mouth was hanging wide open, "Did... Please tell me it's just doing a backstoke."
"Dang it..."
Will looked at Nico who just looked back, "We killed the fish!"
Wasted...
Will scrolled through his phone, "I CAN'T FIND AN IDENTICAL FISH!"
"Yeah! I tp-Ed to every petshop in long Island! Will, are you sure you even remember what it looked like?"
"Well nobody even bothered to take a photo!"
"It was red."
"Well just saying the colour isn't helping becuase ALMOST EVERY FISH IS RED!"
"Seriously, we got a dead body of the fish and didn't even bother to check how to looks like? It's still fresh."
"...Right, that works too."
Will scrambled over to the tank and saw the dead body of George, "We *BEEP*-ed up."
"Yeah... Oh gods! Percy can speak fish... So he'll know." Nico stepped backwards.
"DANG IT!" Will bellowed.
Nico said, "Just tell him we killed the fish."
"No, are you crazy!? He is gonna get really angry at us!"
"Watch me!"
"Nico... We need to think of a solution!"
"Use words I understand."
"I mean we need a answer!"
"Uh-huh?!"
Jason came in sweating,"HEY guys, I heard you are baby-sitting George!"
Will placed a tissue on top of the dead body of George on the table. Nico histood in front of the tank, hiding it with his hands, "UMMM..."
"I wanna see George!"
"... We may have or may have not killed George with food. Just choose which one you want to believe." Nico gave an awkward grin.
"YOU KILLED GEORGE!?"
"Ding ding! We have a winner! Heh Heh."
"..."
"SO GET THE *BEEP* OUT OF HERE OR HELP US! We can't replace the fish because Percy knows how to speak fish."
"Then get a fish that can't speak." Jason suggested.
Will sighed, "Gods..."
"How nice it is for you to DREAM OF THE IMPOSSIBLE!"
Jason grinned, "I might have a solution!"
"ANSWER!"
Later
"Okay, I don't have any idea anymore!" Jason put his hands up helplessly.
"Sure, cloning fishes is hard. ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S DEAD!" Nico yelled.
Will patted Nico, "Hey, calm down. I thought you weren't worried about this fish situation."
"Shut up. If only we had some magical projector for it."
Everyone said, "HAZELL!"
Ten minutes later.Hazel pursed her lips, "This works, but I think Percy will know."
Jason said, holding up a drink that looked like hot choco, "So, I will give him one of Lou Ellen's dizzy drinks and he'll be too stunned to notice... I think."
"You think?!" Nico said sarcasticlly.
Will looked at the 'fish' swimming, "It looks so real."
"Thanks!" Hazel gushed.
Nico smiled, "He is mine!"
Jason squeals while Hazel smiles at them. Nico stopped smiling, "OKAY! BUT HAZEL CAN'T JUST DO THE MSIT FOR THE REST OF HER LIFE! WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING!"
Will leaned forward, holding a notebook, "I got some ideas."
1. Hazel does the mist.
2. Percy drinks the dizzy potion so he won't notice.
3. Percy would be too stunned to even attempt talk or understand the 'fish'.
4. Tell Percy to take a photo with 'George' . So he will still have memories.
5. Later he goes to sleep, then Hazel can undo the mist so that 'George' will be gone.
6. Check the situation.
Nico blinked, "I'm sure there is more simple and easy answers like just explaining that me and Will killed the fish."
"True, but this seems simple."
"Truly in your standard?"
Nico looked at the clock, "We got like..."
"5 MINUTES LEFT!"
Someone suddenly knocked on the door, "HEY! I WANNA SEE GEORGE! YE OLD MAN'S BACK, FISHY!"
Jason and Hazel quickly hid in the closet. Nico grabbed Jason's dizzy potion and opened the door, "HEY, it's chilly here. Take this and drink it!"
"It's delicious !" Will added in.
"BUT I already drank 11 cups of those while camping."
Nico sighed and took a deep breath, he shoved it down Percy, "JUST DRINK THE DARN THING!"
Percy finished it and looked around.
Hazel whispered to Jason, "Do you think it's working."
Percy stumbled forward and slammed into the wall face-first.
Will muttered, "Sure it's working."
Nico smiled innocently, "HEY, percy here is George!"
"HEY George!"
"Take a photo with him!"
Percy walked and stood beside the fish tank, his head titled all the way with a sleepy and crazy grin.
SNAP !Percy fainted immediately. Leaving Nico staring at a blank wall, "So er... Next step? "
... Minutes later.Percy screamed, "EKKKKKK! GEORGE IS GONEEE!"
Nico pretended to be scared, "WHAT WHERE! I LOVED THAT STUPID FISH!"
"Me too."
The tank was empty, no George. Percy started crying, "I-I he was such an innocent fish." Nico looked into the tank, "Probably he wanted to leave and died?"
Percy gasped and placed his hand on his chest, "OH GODS! WHAT IF HE DID SUICIDE! HE ALWAYS HATED THE TRASH CANS! I NEED TO GO TO THE TRASH CANS!"
Nico frowned, "UMMM... Sure."
Nico looked at Will and mouthed, Did you put George's dead body into the Trash?Yess! Will mouthed.
Percy rushed out of the door. Jason opened the closet, "I'm out. I guess funeral will be held tomorrow."
Hazel bit her lips, "I'll go too."
The two left leaving Will and Nico standing there.
Nico asked, "Should we find Percy."
"Sure."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOO!"
Nico gave a slight nudged to Will.
Percy was on his knees sobbing, "We need a funeral!"
Will nodded, "I'm sorry for your lost. I'll get chiron to arrange a funeral."
"Yeah sure..." Percy blubbered and wiped his eyes onto Nico's shirt.
Nico looked like he wanted to explode, will mouthed to him Just calm down and not make him feel worse.Problem is... He is the one making me feel worse Nico mouthed back scowling. He looked down at his wet shirt.
Percy ran over to the big house holding George's dead body. Will and Nico followed him silently.
Percy grasped the photo of him and George, and looked at Chiron. Chiron opened hsi mouth to talk,he looked at Will and Nico like I am pretty sure you guys were highly involved in the fish's death.
Nico was sighed and gave Chiron a look like We did what we could.
Percy explains the tragic situation with Chiron and funeral son starts the next day.Percy wa tear-ed eye, "He was suck a nice fish... HE DIDN'T DESVERE IT!"
Will gave Nico a warning look. They both looked very guilty on the stage and highly involved with the fish's death on the stage. Nico tensed awkwardly,"He died a good fish."
Percy sobbed, "Yeah... I miss him soo much. But...Life is cruel...he will live peacefully in the underworld."
Jason. And Hazel looked at Will and Nico like You guys just looked like you sinned!Percy continued, "I WAS IN CHARGE OF HIM! HE WAS UNDER MY WATCH! 8 DIDN'T KNOW! I'M SOO SORRY GEORGE!" He cried when it was his turn to say something.
Nico wentand leaned forward saying, "Hope the underworld treats you well." Nico muttered silently, "I just spilled the can, okay!"
Will blinked and came forward and murmured very quietly, "Blame Nico."
Flashbacks of George.
C9
Percy: I'M UNDERWATER GUYS... OOO I MET A FISH NAMED GEORGE!
R. I. P.
George 'Jackson'
Percy frowned, "We were besties!"
Nico sighed and tried his best to hold himself from saying anything. Will looked like he was about to puke.
Nico looked at Will no no no! Just go with it! Don't make things worse!
Will broke down crying, "PERCY!"
Nico slapped his forehead. Percy spun around, "YES Will?"
"ME AND NICO KILLED THE FISH GEORGE! WE ACCIDENTLY SPILLED ALL THE FOOD INSIDE THE TANK!"
Percy blinked, "What?!"
Ten seconds laterPercy chases Will and Nico to the woods with an axe.
Jason(From the horror movie: That's my axe!
Jason Grace: Step aside ameteur!
We'll be right back...
Okay, it took me a while to update because I wrote all the way and then i realised... Oops Percy can speak fish.
