The Jinchuriki Avenger
"Hello" - (Normal talking)
"What now?" - (Thoughts)
"How did that happen?" - (Flashback)
"Rasengan" - (Techniques)
\"What do you want?"\ - Technology Talking
["Yeah what?"] - Tailed Beast Talking
["What is he doing?"] - Tailed Beast Thinking
{"What do we do now?"} - Communication
"*Can you hear me?*" - Telepathy
"/What do you want me to do?/" - Sign Language
P.O.M and Kfbanime87 approached their office, as they discussed what to do next. And once they opened the door, they were surprised to see Deadpool sitting on one of the chairs, with his feet on the desk, as he flipped through a magazine.
Kfbanime87: Oh, for fucks sake. Didn't I put a hit out on you?
Deadpool: Yeah, you did. But I took care of them all. Though did you have to hire so many?
P.O.M: Let's just skip to what you want, since we have a chapter to write
Deadpool: Just here to remind you to put me in it, and also make it a good one
P.O.M: I was gonna have Naruto and some of his friends help you during Deadpool 2, after we wrap up Guardian's 2. Would that work?
Deadpool tapped his chin in thought, before he gave a nod: Deal. Oh, and what about me meeting my lovely daughter?
Kfbanime87: Stay tuned. Now get out, otherwise we will skip this, and go to Avatar or something else instead
Deadpool: Oh, I love that one! You made that one a lot of fun, especially with Will being a Firebender.
P.O.M: Really? Any requests?
Deadpool gave a quick nod: Yea. Do you guys think you could do a spinoff with -
P.O.M and Kfbanime87 both pulled out guns, and shot Deadpool multiple times
Deadpool was now a bullet riddled body
Deadpool: Stay tuned folks, and enjoy the chapter, while I heal
Kfbanime87 sat down in his chair: You know, I'm actually curious what spinoff he was gonna request
P.O.M pulled out a mallet, and slammed it on the desk making a point
Kfbanime87: Shutting up now
Deadpool: (cough) Totally Spies or Kim Possible (cough)
P.O.M: Maybe later, when we're done with one of the others in the future
Deadpool: Oh cool! I'll think of other candidates then, for when the time comes!
Deadpool then stood up, ran out of the room
P.O.M and Kfbanime87 both shook their heads, and got ready to write the chapter
Deadpool then stuck his head round the door: Before I forget, would there be a sex scene with my daughter, and Naruto?
P.O.M pulled out his gun, and aimed it at Deadpool: Don't make me turn you into human swiss cheese
Kfbanime87: And hypothetically, if we ever plan to do that, we may need to figure out what she looks like without the mask
Deadpool gave a nod at this, before heading off
This story is a spinoff of Meridian Jinchuriki, and I recommend that you read that first. Hope that you enjoy the chapter, and all characters belong to their rightful owners. I only own any OC's that might appear in this chapter.
Chapter 7
(Ego's ship)
Naruto was looking out of a window of the ship, looking at the stars as the ship flew through space
He then felt a presence behind him, and quickly turned and saw it was Mantis, who eeped and hid behind the doorway a little.
Naruto chuckled a little at this. "Hey, it's ok. I'm just surprised you snuck up on me. Mantis right?" he asked with a kind smile.
Mantis nodded at this, as she stepped round the doorway and walked over to him.
"So, what do you need?" Naruto asked her curiously.
"Well, master Ego asked me to bring everyone together for lunch, and I decided to come find you," she explained to him.
"Your a slave?" Naruto asked with a raised eyebrow, and a slight edge in his voice.
"Oh no. No, see he saved me when I was a child and -" Mantis was saying, before Naruto interrupted her.
"And he just let you work for him, instead of taking you to a place where you can live your own life?" Naruto asked.
Mantis paused at this in surprise, as she didn't have a response for that.
"Look, why don't you go to the others? We can talk there, and you look like you could use some friends" Naruto said with a small smile.
Mantis nodded at this, and turned around to leave.
Naruto was about to follow, but he looked at a darkened corner. "You done spying on me Nebula?" he asked with a knowing look.
Nebula walked out of the darkened corner, and looked at Naruto. "I was just making sure she wasn't gonna attack you" she said with a slight shrug.
Naruto snorted at this. "She's way too innocent for that," Naruto said, while shaking his head.
"It could all be an act, to get you to lower your guard" Nebula said, as she crossed her arms.
"Nebula, I can tell when someone is genuine. And she may have secrets, but she seems to be lonely and longing for friends, just like a cretin cyborg when I first met her" Naruto said, with a small smile at Nebula.
Nebula scoffed at this, but smiled back at Naruto. "Fine. But if you go after her, don't leave her alone with Will" she said, as she and Naruto followed after Mantis.
"Oh? And what makes you think I would go after her?" Naruto asked with a quirked eyebrow.
Nebula looked at Naruto with a flat look. "I know your type. You like girls that are innocent, and you want to protect" she said.
"Hey, I like all kinds of types" Naruto said, as he folded his arms with a huff.
"Yea, and Mantis is definitely one of your types" Nebula said with a teasing grin.
Naruto said nothing, as he walked past Nebula. But he quickly smacked her ass, making her jump in surprise, as she blushed.
"Not such a smart alek now" Naruto said with a smirk, before he jumped in surprise as Nebula pinched his ass.
"Don't get cocky, it makes you weak" Nebula said flatly, as she walked past Naruto, while swaying her hips for him slightly.
"Damn tease" Naruto thought, as he followed after Nebula, his eyes not leaving her ass.
`0o0o0o0`
(With Will)
Will was silently flying in the treetops, keeping an eye out for any intruders near the Milano
"Do any of you see anything?" Will said into her earpiece.
{"Nothing here"} Crystal said.
Lockjaw barked in agreement.
{"Nothing on my end"} Jennifer said.
{"Nothing to report"} Gwen said.
{"Nothing of (burp) importance here"} Howard said, while he belched loudly.
"Way to be professional Howard" Will said with a sigh.
{"Nothing of interest here Moth Lady"} Rocket said with a snicker.
"Keep it up trash panda, and I'll bring your gadgets to life, so that they can revolt against you" Will said with a glare.
{"You can do that?"} Rocket asked, sounding surprised.
{"I am Groot!"} Groot said in the background.
{"No, I am not letting her do it to my blaster, so I won't miss anymore!"} Rocket yelled.
{"Will, I think we have intruders"} Shuri was saying, before the sound of blasters was heard.
Will instantly charged some lightning into her hands, and flew towards where she knew Shuri was.
From above, she saw Shuri was surrounded by what looked like some alien guys, in red jackets.
"Interesting armour you have there, little lady. It actually took a hit from my arrow" a blue skinned man, with a giant red looking mohawk on his head said, with a toothy grin.
"That's pretty rare boss. We should sell her armour, after we rip it off her corpse" one of the men with him said, as the others made cheers of agreement.
Shuri instantly bared her claws, and made a come here motion.
"You're welcome to try, ya big stupid brute. I won't make it easy for you" Shuri said with a glare.
"Let's see how much your fancy suit can take" one of the men said, as they all took aim with their blasters.
"Wait, we need them alive," Yondu said, holding his arm out to stop them.
"This better not be you trying to get a lead on Quill Yondu" one of his men said, as he gave him a glare.
"She doesn't have a bounty, so stand down," Yondu said, with a firm tone.
Before his men could respond, some of them were zapped with lightning from above.
"What the hell?!" one of the men yelled in surprise, as they all looked up.
"You ok Shuri?" Will asked, as she floated in the air, with her hands charged with lightning, ready to blast them.
"Yea. the only competent one, is the one with the high tech mohawk" Shuri said.
"Huh, an alien fairy. That's a first" Yondu said, looking up at Will.
"I'm from Earth, you moron" Will said, as she glared down at him.
"You're from Terra?" Yondu asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Most of the people ready to attack you and your gang of idiots, are from Terra. So I would stand down" Will said with a glare.
Suddenly Jennifer dropped down, making a small earthquake happen.
Gwen swung through the trees, before landing next to Jennifer.
In a warp, Crystal, Cosmo and Lockjaw appeared next to Shuri, as Crystal formed a few fireballs in her hands, while Cosmo raised a few boulders as he growled.
"You think a bunch of Terren's can take us all on?" one of the ravagers asked with a glare.
"Well, maybe if I turned your weapons against you, then yes" Will said with a grin, as she snapped her fingers, making a spark appear.
Suddenly, all of their guns started sparking, and shut down.
Yondu's arrow sparked, and turned to point at him, making him look at the arrow in surprise and shock. He whistled at it a few times, but nothing happened.
"Yea, that's not happening. It works for me now" Will said with a smile, as she folded her arms.
"This is so boring, we should have gone with Naruto to Ego's planet," Jennifer said with a sigh.
"Ego?" Yondo asked with a worried tone.
"Yea. Naruto went with Quill to his planet" Crystal said.
"Damn it. We need to find him now" Yondu said.
"I knew you were soft. You weren't gonna turn him in at all" one of the ravagers said with a scowl.
"Shut up Taserface" Yondu said, as he turned to give him a fierce look.
This got looks of surprise from the girls, before they started to laugh.
"Oh God. Please tell me that's not really his name" Will said, as she laughed.
Crystal and Shuri leaned against each other as they laughed, so that the other wouldn't fall over.
Gwen was holding herself up by leaning against a tree while holding her sides with laughter, while Jennifer was on her knees crying tears with how hard she was laughing, while hitting the ground causing a crater to form, as Lockjaw and Cosmo were rolling on their backs, laughing.
Taserface growled at this, as he pulled a dagger and approached them.
"Oh no, small knives, it's my weakness" Gwen said in fake fear, before she shot a web at his hand, and pulled him close as she slammed her fist into his jaw, sending him into a tree which cracked from the force.
Yondu whistled at this, impressed. "You're stronger than you look, little lady," he said with a grin.
"Does anyone else want to dance?" Gwen asked, with a look at the other ravagers.
They all shook their heads as this.
"Good. And the next one to try something, gets to fight Jennifer" Gwen said, jerking her thumb at Jennifer, who punched a tree with a smirk, making it tip over easily.
"Ok, all of you back to the ship" Yondu said with a glare at his men.
"Sir!" the ravages yelled, as they ran off.
"You still want to fight?" Will asked Yondu, as she made the mechanical arrow move slightly closer.
"Nah, you're all friends with Quill right?" Yondu asked.
"Why do you care?" Shuri asked curiously, with a raised eyebrow.
"Hey, I care more than that jackass dad of his. Now, where is he?" Yondu asked, an edge in his voice.
"Like I said, he's with Ego. Said he wanted to take him to his planet" Jennifer said.
"Fuck" Yondu said, before he turned to leave. But saw his ship taking off.
"You yellow bellied cowards! When I get my hands on you, you'll be pushing up daisies!" Yondu yelled out, as he shook his fist at the ship, as it flew off.
"Looks like you need a better crew," Crystal said, as she crossed her arms.
"*Indeed*" Cosmo said with a nod.
"I need to get to Quill, and I need to get to him yesterday Missy!" Yondu yelled, clearly upset.
"Ok, so obviously there is something going on here. So why don't you explain what's going on, while we try to fix the ship with Rocket and Howard" Crystal said, trying to play peacemaker.
Yondu looked at Crystal and nodded at this.
Will snapped her fingers, and Yondu's arrow fell to the ground.
While Yondu picked up his arrow, Will approached him and grabbed his shoulder. "If you do something stupid, your dead" she said, with a hard look at him.
"Noted Missy," Yondu said with a nod.
"Names Will, or Guardian, if you want my hero name" Will said, as she let go of his shoulder.
"Are you a part of Quill's little group?" Yondu asked Will with a raised eyebrow.
Will paused at this and groaned. "Oh jeez, I didn't think of that" she said, as she face palmed.
"Eh, your hero name still fits you Will" Jennifer said
"Ok, follow us Yondu" Shuri said, as she undid her panther armour.
"Woah, that's some tech. From Terra?" Yondu asked, as nanotechnology was very high end stuff.
"I wouldn't try to take it mohawk, she's got a mean streak when it comes to her armour" Rocket yelled from the Milano, as they approached
"You would know Rocket," Shuri said with a slight glare.
Rocket scoffed at this, as he continued to try and fix the ship.
"Ok, let's hear it. What's the deal with Ego, and don't hold back any information" Will said, as she and the others sat down.
Yondu sighed as he sat down on a stump, since this would take a while.
`0o0o0o0`
(With Naruto)
Naruto was sitting with the others, while Mantis explained her powers to them.
"Huh, so you can feel others' emotions if you touch them," Naruto said, finding this interesting.
"Indeed. Would you like to see?" Mantis asked, as she held out her hand to Naruto.
"Sure, why not?" Naruto said with a smile, as he reached over to grab her hand.
When Mantis grabbed his hand, her antennas glowed slightly as she gasped a little. "You feel love for several women. And one of them is nearby" Mantis said, as she looked at Nebula.
"Ha, knew it! Gamora said with a smile at her sister.
Nebula scoffed at this, before she looked away from her sister.
"Wait, there is something else. You have another presence inside you that, feels powerful" Mantis said.
["Hey bug eyes, Naruto thinks you're cute!"] Kurama yelled out, so Mantis could hear him.
Mantis blushed at this, and pulled away from Naruto.
"Damn it Kurama" Naruto grumbled at this.
"Who's Kurama?" Quill asked curiously.
"That's a long story. But to sum it up, he's a spirit that is sealed inside me" Naruto said, keeping it simple.
"And don't worry, he's on our side…..mostly" Nebula said with a slight shrug.
"Ah, so he's like your own Rocket," Drax said with a nod.
"What did he say to embarrass Mantis?" Gamora asked, seeing that Mantis wasn't looking Naruto in the eye.
"He said that I found her cute," Naruto said, while sighing.
Peter chuckled at this, while Gamora shook her head.
"Are you into ugly women?" Drax asked curiously.
Naruto glared at Drax at this, while channelling some killer intent.
This caused Drax to jump back, while slightly sweating.
"Wrong move moron. Naruto doesn't like that, especially when someone says that about girls he finds cute" Nebula said with a slight smirk at Mantis.
Mantis said nothing, as she looked down at her hands with a slight blush.
"We are coming up on my planet, so be ready" Ego said, as he came into the room.
Everyone nodded, as they got ready to land.
`0o0o0o0`
(With Will)
"So, that fucker had you bringing him his kids, just to kill them?!" Will yelled, as Jennifer grabbed Yondu by the throat, and held him up against a tree, while Cosmo growled at him.
"I-I didn't know" Yondu choked out.
"So you finally stopped when you took Quill from Earth, and decided to raise him yourself?" Rocket asked, as he crossed his arms.
"I am Groot," Groot said with a glare.
"Yea, he probably saw him as a chance to try and make up for his past mistakes" Rocket said with a nod.
"Looks like this guy wants to use Peter, so he can absorb the planets he's been to" Howard said with a sigh.
"We need that ship fixed now, Rocket!" Will yelled.
"Well, you're free to help anytime," Rocket yelled back.
Will nodded at this, as she powered up and zapped the Milano, which started to spark and start to light up, as it started to slowly put itself back together.
"I hope you have a location, child trafficker" Jennifer growled out, as she dropped Yondu on his ass.
Yondu nodded at this, as he rubbed his neck. "Yeah, I know where Ego's planet is," he said, as he stood up.
Cosmo's eyes glowed slightly, before they returned to normal. "*He is telling the truth*" he said with a nod.
"\Good, now get the fuck on!\" a female voice yelled, from the now alive and fixed Milano.
"Uhhhh" Rocket said, surprised at this.
"I am Groot?" Groot asked Will, with a raised eyebrow.
"Huh, looks like my powers brought the ship to life" Will said with a grin, as she placed her hands on her hips.
"You can actually bring life to technology?" Yondu asked with wide eyes.
"Stay away from my gadgets, moth woman!" Rocket yelled, as he inched away from Will.
"\Oh relax, ring tail. Now get on!\" the Milano yelled.
"Well, at least she doesn't take any lip" Howard said with a chuckle, as they all got on the ship.
"So, do you have a name?" Gwen asked, as everyone sat down and strapped in.
"\Well, I'm called the Milano. Named after some actress Quill was a fan of\" the Milano said
"Alissa it is," Will said with a smile, as the ship powered up and took off.
"Oh man, I can just imagine the look on Quill's face when he finds out his ship can now talk" Jennifer said with a grin.
"\Yea, and I have a lot of memories of the shit he did inside me!\" Alissa said with a growl, as they left the planet.
Rocket started snickering at this.
"What?" Crystal asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Let's just say, don't use a black light in here" Rocket said with a grin.
Will instantly jumped out of her seat. "Oh for fucks sake" she grumbled.
Cosmo also had a look of unpleasantness, as he stood up from where he was sitting.
"Yea, he did that too" Rocket said with a nod.
"\I want to be cleaned for once, damn it!\" the Milano yelled.
"Don't worry, I'll make sure that idiot gets you cleaned up" Yondu said, before he turned to Rocket. "Do you have a communicator? At least half of my men should be willing to help us fight Ego."
"Yea, in the back. And make sure they bring the heavy artillery" Rocket said.
"\Let loose the dogs of war!\" the Milano yelled, as it went through the jump point.
"*Indeed, miss Alissa*" Cosmo said with a growl.
"I love this ship now!" Howard said, as he laughed.
`0o0o0o0`
(With Naruto)
Naruto and the others were on Ego's planet, looking around at the planet, while Quill was with his father.
"I'm not liking this place. It feels to…..fake" Nebula said, as they looked at the wonders on the planet.
"Yea, I don't trust Ego at all. And I don't care if he's an actual planet" Gamora said in agreement with her sister.
"Yea, I'm still surprised at that" Naruto said, as even after all he had seen, this was a lot to swallow.
"I think we should look around, and try to find out what he's hiding," Gamora said.
"You sure it's not you being protective?" Nebula asked, with a sideways look at her sister.
"Maybe, but I think that Ego isn't telling us the whole truth," Gamora said.
"Look for any skeletons in his closet, got it," Naruto said with a nod.
Drax looked at Naruto in confusion. "Why would Ego have skeletons in his closet? They'd make his room smell horrible. Plus, he'd have nowhere to put his clothes" he said.
"Metaphor," Naruto said flatly.
"How are we gonna find anything that is hidden? We have a whole planet to search, and no idea what we're looking for" Nebula asked.
"Can't Naruto ask the ugly on -" Drax was saying, before Naruto threw a rock at him, nailing him in the head.
"I said to watch it, asshole," Naruto growled, as he picked up another rock.
Nebula grabbed his arm, stopping him. "Naruto, you know he's not being mean. He's just an idiot" she said.
"Fine. I'm gonna go find Mantis, and ask her" Naruto said, as he dropped the rock.
"You won't have far to look…..right Mantis?" Nebula asked, with a sideways look at a pillar.
Mantis fell over, revealing she was behind the pillar.
"Wow, you really are good with stealth," Naruto said with a chuckle, as he walked over to her and helped her up.
"I-I'm sorry. I was told to watch you" Mantis said with a frown.
"By Ego, right?" Gamora asked, as she crossed her arms.
Mantis nodded at this, as her frown grew.
"Why though?" Naruto asked her.
"He told me to make sure you stay out of his business. And if I don't keep you out of his business, he would hurt me" Mantis said, as she gained some fear on her face.
Naruto scowled at this. "Ok, I don't care what Quill says, I'm gonna slug his dad in the face" Naruto said, as he punched his fists together.
"Wait, you can't! He is way too powerful!" Mantis yelled
Naruto channelled some of Kurama's chakra, making everyone look at him.
"So am I Mantis, and he will have to go through me, to get to you. So please, if we need to know something, please tell me" Naruto said, as he grabbed Mantis' hand.
Mantis felt Naruto's emotions, and felt that Naruto was telling the truth and nodded.
`0o0o0o0`
(One explanation later)
After Mantis had explained what Ego's plan was, everyone's reaction was different.
Nebula and Gamora were horrified, as this sounded worse than Thanos was with them.
Drax was gripping his hands tightly, as he found this to be much worse then how he saw his family being murdered before his eyes.
Naruto's eyes slitted from his rage, as he walked towards where he knew Ego and Quill were.
When he got to the door, he slammed his palm which held a Rasengan in it, and made the door explode.
Inside, Ego and Quill were there, with Quill holding a ball of energy.
Quill saw Naruto's eyes as he walked in, while glaring at Ego. "Woah Naruto, what's going on?" he asked him, as the ball of energy disappeared.
Naruto said nothing, as he was Instantly in front of Ego, and slugged him in the gut hard, sending him flying outside.
"Hey! What's your deal?!" Quill yelled at him.
Gamora instantly ran in, with the others close behind. "Peter, he's a monster. Ask him about his other kids!" she said to him.
"Other kids?" Quill asked in surprise.
"Yea, this asshole has a big pile of skeletons of his past kids, who aren't as talented as you" Drax said, as he drew his daggers, and held them ready.
"Well said Drax" Nebula said with a nod, as she drew her Electroshock Batons.
Suddenly, Ego returned with his power covering his body, as he glared at Mantis, who was hiding behind Nebula.
"Eyes on me asshole" Naruto said with a growl, as he cracked his knuckles.
"W-wait, if he was this bad, then my mom wouldn't have -" Peter was saying, before Mantis interrupted him.
"He always killed his mates, before he left" Mantis yelled out in a burst of courage.
"Silence!" Ego yelled, as he fired a blast at her and Nebula.
Naruto instantly ran and grabbed both of them, and moved them in a yellow flash.
"Ok now, I'm mad" Naruto growled, as he switched to Sage Mode. "I'm gonna make that punch I hit you with earlier, feel like a love tap for what you just did!"
"Get in line!" Quill yelled, as he pulled his blasters and opened fire on Ego, pelting Ego's body with holes.
Ego growled, before he yelled loudly, making more power surge as he healed.
"Oh fuck, that's not even his body" Naruto said in realization.
Before Ego could respond, the wall behind him exploded, showing the Milano, which opened fire on Ego, sending him flying into a pillar, which fell over and crushed him.
"\Get up from that, asshole!\" Alissa yelled out, as her doors opened and Will got out, along with Yondu.
"Oh jeez, you led Yondu here?" Quill asked Will.
"Shut up, and get on the ship boy!" Yondu yelled out, as the planet started to shake.
"\Yea, and be quick about it, you idiot!\" Alissa yelled out.
"You pick up a new recruit?" Quill asked, as they all got on and took off.
"Technically? Nope" Rocket said with a snicker.
Quill raised an eyebrow at this. "What's that supposed to mean?" he asked.
"\I have been here the longest, you fuck up!\" Alissa's voice yelled from the cockpit.
Naruto chuckled at this, and looked at Will. "Let me guess, you helped fix the ship and brought the ship to life" he said
Will gave him a massive smile, as she folded her arms. "Yup" she said with a nod.
"Fascinating" Drax said.
"Focus. We need a plan on how to stop this guy from destroying the galaxy!" Nebula yelled out.
"Woah woah, say what?" Jenifer asked, waving her hands in front of her face.
"Galaxy ending thing" Naruto said with a shrug.
"His brain is deep in the planet's crust, near the middle. But the defences there are high!" Mantis yelled.
"\On it! Hold onto your asses!\" Alissa yelled, as the ship took off towards the now open planet surface.
Drax placed his hands on his ass, and held on tightly.
"I like this ship now," Gamora said with a smile, as she liked the Milano's gung ho attitude.
"\If you can help me convince the so-called Star Lord to clean me when I need it, I'm sure we'll get along just fine\" Alissa said, as she flew through the hole.
As the ship flew, they noticed some other ships with them that had the Ravager symbol.
"Well, it looks like my backup is here," Yondu said with a smile at the ship's.
"Wow, this whole Guardian of the Galaxy thing will be a real money maker, now that we have an army," Rocket said with a smile. "Hey, we could up our price range as two time galaxy savers."
"Huh, not a bad idea rat" Yondu said with a nod.
"Well, it's a better idea than being mercenaries, with no ethics," Naruto said with a smile.
`0o0o0o0`
(On Earth)
Meanwhile on Earth, a man in red spandex was driving an ice rink cleaner towards a minion, who was bleeding on the ice, as he crawled away.
"Where. The. Fuck. Is. Francis?!" the man yelled at him.
"Hey, wait a minute, this is my first movie, not the second Author-Sans!"
The man heard silence in response to his mad ravings.
"Ok, two things. 1: everyone knows it's me, Deadpool, and 2: you better not cut awa -"
`0o0o0o0`
(Back with Naruto)
The Milano and the ravagers ship's soon arrived in the planet's crust.
"Ok, so what's the plan?" Gwen asked.
"We need to get to his brain and destroy it, which is buried deep inside," Mantis said.
"I can feel it," Naruto said with a nod, as he made a clone, taking those by surprise that had never seen his powers before.
"Ok, we need a team to escort this clone to the brain," Naruto said, while his clone waved at everyone.
"And why's that whiskers?" Howard asked, as he prepared his shotgun.
"This clone can explode like a bomb, at any time. All I need you all to do is get him to the brain and then get out of there, so that he can detonate" Naruto said.
"Ok. Me, Groot and Howard will get him there" Rocket said, as he got a jetpack ready and grabbed his blaster.
"I'll go with you, I can clear a path with my earth powers," Crystal said.
"Woof!" Lockjaw said, barking in agreement.
"Ok, while the rest of us, along with the ravagers, will keep dear old dad busy" Quill said with a smile, as he prepared his blasters.
"Here, let me see those for a minute," Naruto said, as he took his blasters and pulled out some seals, which he placed on them.
"What are you doing?" Quill asked, as Naruto tossed him back his guns.
"I added some element seals to them. Now you can fire element blasts: fire, lightning, earth, water and air" Naruto said with a smile.
Quill smiled at this, and twirled his blasters. "Oh, I can definitely work with this," he said.
"\Hey! You better do the same to my weapons. I need the upgrade, after everything I've been through!\" Alissa yelled.
"Noted Alissa. Now stay alert! Ego is coming!" Will yelled, as lighting started to form, making a giant version of Ego appear.
"Everyone, attack! Rocket, you and your team get my clone to the brain!" Naruto yelled.
"I am Groot!" Groot yelled, as he grabbed Howard and jumped out of the ship.
"Hey, wait for me!" Crystal yelled, before Lockjaw teleported her away.
Rocket took off on his jetpack, following after Groot with Naruto's clone close behind.
"You may wanna go all out babe. This guy is pretty strong" Jennifer said, as Ego finally formed, and roared at the ravager ships, who started to fire at him.
Naruto gave a nod at this. "Lets see how he'll feel, when he fights someone his own size" he said, as he closed his eyes in concentration.
"Oh great, he's going all out. Pay attention people, he doesn't do this often" Will said with a smile, as Naruto jumped out of the ship.
"Hey, save some for me!" Quill yelled, as he took off after Naruto.
"Same here. I have some unfinished business with that jackass" Yondu yelled, as he flew after them with a jetpack on his back.
Naruto opened his eyes, and showed his Rinnegan while he switched to Sage Mode, and charged at Ego.
Cosmo used his powers to lower himself down to the ground, before racing after them.
`0o0o0o0`
(In space)
A woman with blonde hair was flying along, enjoying having some downtime, when she felt something coming from a planet nearby, causing her to stop and reveal herself.
She was wearing a red, blue and gold suit, with a star in the centre of her chest. This was Captain Marvel, otherwise known as Carol Danvers.
Carol looked towards a nearby solar system, and frowned at the level of power she felt in that direction.
"Oh great, another powerful being. Well, better go see what this thing is" she said, before she took off in the direction of the power she felt.
`0o0o0o0`
(With Rocket)
Rocket and his team were in some tunnels, which were getting smaller as they went deeper.
"I hope you can clear a path red" Rocket said to Crystal.
Crystal nodded at this, before she raised her hands and started to manipulate the earth, to make a path forward.
"How many elements can you manipulate anyway?" Howard asked her, as he walked along with his shotgun ready, incase of any surprise attacks.
"All of the basic ones" Crystal said, as she concentrated on making a path.
"I am Groot?" Groot asked her, as he helped her make the path bigger.
"Yea, are all you humans on your moon so powerful?" Rocket asked her curiously.
"The powers for Inhumans are random," Crystal said with a shrug.
"Yea, it's the same for mutants," Naruto's clone said with a nod.
"I am Groot?" Groot asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Yea, what's the difference between a mutant and an Inhuman?" Rocket asked them.
Crystal said nothing, as she continued to make a path.
`0o0o0o0`
(With Naruto)
Naruto and the others were fighting Ego, but no matter how much they fought him, he just kept reforming and fighting back.
"It's useless! No matter how much you fight back, I will always come back!" Ego yelled out, as he backhanded a Ravager ship, making it crash into a wall as it blew up.
"Yeah well, you haven't hurt us yet" Will said, as she avoided one of his tentacles.
"You are all nothing but ants, compared to me!" Ego yelled out, as he swung at them, but missed since they were easily avoiding him.
Cosmo picked up a large boulder, and tossed it at Ego, sending him back into a wall.
"Yea well, these ants are gonna kick your ass!" Quill yelled, as he fired a blast of ice into Ego's eyes.
Ego gave a roar at this, as he brushed the ice out of his eyes. He then leaned down, and tried to grab Quill, who easily flew out of his way.
"Don't get grabbed, moron!" Naruto yelled, as he fired an Almighty Push at Ego, easily destroying his arm.
"You don't have to tell me twice blondie!" Quill yelled back, as he fired a combination of fire and wind at Ego's left leg, causing him to fall to the ground.
"Rocket, we need faster progress. This guy isn't slowing down!" Will yelled into her earpiece.
{"Working on it, moth lady!"} Rocket yelled back.
"I swear, if he calls me that again, I'm gonna skin him alive!" Will yelled out, as she blasted Ego with an electric blast in his chest.
"I'll kill you all, and make your home planets nothing but a memory!" Ego yelled, as he made multiple hands come out of the ground, and try to grab everyone.
"*That is not happening!*" Cosmo said with a growl, as he used his powers to crush a few of the hands.
Naruto scowled at this, and made several clones appear, which all took out several kunai and moved at lightspeed, and attacked the hands as they sliced them up.
"Do you really think that you can stop me? Here, I am a god!" Ego yelled, as he tried to stomp on everyone, while using his fists every now and then to try and hit them.
"Who said we are trying to stop you, jackass?" Naruto said with a smirk, as he and his clones charged up some Rasenshuriken, and threw them at him, causing multiple explosions to happen all over his body.
"You idiots find the brain yet?!" Gamora yelled into her earpiece.
`0o0o0o0`
(With Rocket)
"Yeah, we found it. Keep your spandex on!" Rocket said, as Crystal finally cleared her way to the brain.
"Good job. Now get moving, as I'm gonna explode in 60 seconds" Naruto's clone said to them, as he approached the brain and climbed on top of it.
"Are you sure you're gonna make a big enough explosion?" Howard asked curiously.
"I used a quarter of my fullpower to power this clone. Trust me, if anything, I'm overcompensating" the clone said with a smile.
Crystal's eyes widened at this. "That kind of explosion could easily destroy this whole planet," she said, as she knew how powerful Naruto was.
"Exactly. So use Lockjaw to get everyone to safety, ok?" the clone asked Crystal.
"Should I take everyone to earth?" Crystal asked him.
This got silence from everyone.
"Wait, you can do that?" Rocket asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Well, not me" Crystal said, with a smile at Lockjaw, who smiled and wagged his tail.
"Ok, if he pulls that off, I'll buy him a steak" Howard said with a nod.
"Ok Lockjaw, I'm counting on you" the clone said.
"Ruff!" Lockjaw said, as the others gathered around him, and in a blink they were gone.
"I better tell the original the plan" the clone said, as he was glad he learned to send messages telepathically, between the clones and the original.
`0o0o0o0`
(With Naruto)
Naruto and the others were keeping back from Ego, who was roaring at them in fury.
"Guys, we need to group up now!" Naruto yelled, as he got a message from his clone, as he saw Crystal and the others warp onto the battlefield.
"Kinda hard to do, whiskers!" Quill yelled, as he blasted a burst of fire at Ego.
"Yea, this is a powerful opponent!" Drax yelled, as he jumped at one of Ego's legs, and started thrusting one of his daggers in while yelling.
"*That he is*" Cosmo said with a nod, as he stopped a tentacle from grabbing him, and sent it into another one.
"We need a way to freeze this guy in place, so that we can leave!" Nebula yelled, as she used her electroshock batons to destroy a tentacle that tried to grab her.
Mantis heard this, and jumped down from the ship, which was trying to land.
"Mantis!" Naruto yelled out upon seeing this.
Mantis said nothing, as she landed on the battlefield, and touched a blue power coil of Ego's.
"SLEEP!" she screamed, as her antennas glowed brightly.
Ego's body froze, and faded away.
This got looks of shock from everyone, as they didn't expect this from Mantis.
"Ok, she's definitely hot now," Will said with a grin.
"Focus you horn dog. Everyone group together. We have 20 seconds left!" Crystal yelled, as she and Lockjaw grouped up next to Mantis.
"\You better not leave without me!\" Alissa yelled, as she landed next to them.
"Oh for the love of - Universal Pull!" Naruto yelled, as his eyes glowed.
This caused everyone to be pulled towards Mantis.
"Do it!" Naruto yelled to Lockjaw.
Lockjaw glowed for a moment, before in a big warp everyone was gone.
Ego then reappeared, and felt what was happening in his core.
"NO!" he yelled in terror, as he knew he was gonna die.
The Naruto clone was standing before the brain, as he smirked. "Game over jackass, you lose" he said, as he began to glow brightly.
`0o0o0o0`
(With Carol)
Carol was flying towards Ego, and was about to try and land there, before the planet exploded. The explosion caused her to go tumbling backwards slightly, before she righted herself.
"What the? That power was enough to destroy a planet?" she thought in shock, before she felt that power reappear on…..
"Earth" she said, as she scowled and took off towards her home planet at full speed, determined to stop whoever was there from destroying her home world.
`0o0o0o0`
(Outside the Rising Tide)
"Oh God, I'm gonna throw up!" Drax yelled, as everyone was dizzy from the teleportation.
"\Just don't do it anywhere on me!\" Alissa said, as she flew up slightly.
"Where the hell are we?" Rocket asked, as he looked around in interest.
"Wait….is this?" Quill asked Naruto, as he looked around with wide eyes.
"Welcome to Earth. And this is my restaurant" Naruto said, waving at The Rising Tide.
"Holy crap, this dog actually teleported us all the way to Earth" Howard said.
"Yup. Which means that you owe him a steak" Crystal said, as Lockjaw wagged his tail happily, while his tongue hung from his mouth.
"No problem. I'm a duck of my word" Howard said with a smile.
"Hey, you should land on the roof. You're blocking traffic" Will said to Alissa.
"\Okay. Just make sure that blondie over there upgrades my weapons, like he did with Peter's blasters\" Alissa said, before flying to the roof of The Rising Tide.
"Hey Mr Sage, your back!" some neighbourhood kids yelled happily, as they ran over.
"Yea, just got back from helping my friends in space" Naruto said with a smile at the kids.
"Woah, is that a tree?" a little girl asked curiously, looking at Groot.
Groot smiled at her, and made a flower before he handed it to the little girl.
"Wow, is that a duck with a shotgun?" a boy asked with wide eyes.
"Forget that dude, is that a racoon?" another one asked, pointing at Rocket.
Rocket scowled at this.
"He's so cool looking!" the kids yelled together, with smiles at Rocket.
"Huh?" Rocket asked in surprise.
"*They are used to talking animals, thanks to me. And find them cool, as they like to say*" Cosmo said, as he wagged his tail, while some kids pet him.
"Ok kids, I'm wanting to show my space friends some earth cooking. So why don't you all go play?" Naruto asked the kids with a smile.
The kids all nodded at this, before running off towards the park nearby.
"So, you're famous here?" Quill asked, as Naruto turned to the restaurant.
Naruto nodded at this. "Yeah, and a few others too," he said with a grin.
"Yea, we're part of the Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes" Will said, as they all entered the restaurant.
"Is Kevin Bacon part of it?" Gamora asked curiously.
Naruto and Will looked at Quill with a raised eyebrow at this.
"Hehehehe" Quill said with a nervous smile.
`0o0o0o0`
(The next day)
Naruto, Will Nebula and Cosmo were in The Rising Tide, doing some normal work.
Suddenly, the phone rang, causing Naruto and Will to groan.
"I swear, if this is about Quill and the others" Will grumbled, as she approached the phone.
"Yea, if it's another interview request, I'm gonna prank Jameson" Naruto said, as he handed some take out bags to some construction workers, who nodded in thanks and left after paying.
"Rising Tide, and if you're from the press, you better take out some insurance" Will said, answering the phone.
{"Nice to hear from you fairy"} Tony said, sounding amused.
"What do you want Stark?" Will asked with a roll of her eyes.
Nebula rolled her eyes too, as she made some drinks for some customers.
{"Now now, I just need whiskers to answer some questions for the government, about your friends from spa -"} Tony was saying, before Will groaned.
"And I'm hanging up now" Will said, as she began to place the phone back.
Naruto instantly took the phone from Will, with a look of exhaustion. "What does the government want Tony?" he asked, placing the phone to his ear.
{"They want to be sure your space buds are not a threat, unlike those grey skins we fought"} Tony told him.
"They are called the Guardians of the Galaxy Tony" Naruto said with a flat tone.
{"Do they work for sparky?"} Tony asked humorously.
"Pfft!" Naruto said, as he chuckled.
{"Look, just show up tomorrow at a press conference I set up, and this can be put behind you"} Tony said to him.
"Fine. Me and Will have an appointment at the orphanage today. Now if you excuse me" Naruto said, as he was ready to hang up.
{"Oh? Are you looking to adopt? I thought sparky wanted her own -"} Tony was saying, with Naruto hearing the grin in his voice
Naruto then hung up, and looked at Will. "Why are we friends with that loon?" he asked sarcastically.
"He's good in small doses?" Will asked with a shrug.
"Very small. Anyway, we need to get going. Those kids are excited to see us" Naruto said with a smile.
Will smiled at this and nodded, before she turned to Nebula. "Are you gonna be ok watching the restaurant?" she asked her.
"Yea. Plus, you have clones to cook, so I'll be fine here with Cosmo, in case some of Cottonmouth's men try something" Nebula said with a nod.
"No crippling" Naruto said, as he and Will left the restaurant.
"Spoilsport" Nebula said with a small smirk.
`0o0o0o0`
(Later with Naruto)
Naruto and Will approached what looked like a mix between a church, and a school.
"I swear, if I see a nun hitting a kid -" Will was saying with a frown.
"Relax babe, I did my research. Think more Sister Act, then Game of Thrones" Naruto said, as the school bell rang, and a group of kids in school uniforms all ran out to the school's playground.
"Oh wow! The sisters weren't lying. Sage and Guardian showed up!" one of the kids said with a smile, as they all ran over to Naruto and Will.
"Hey kids. Are you all doing OK?" Naruto asked, as he leaned down to look at them.
"Yes, Mr Sage" they all said together, smiling up at him.
"Well, we are here to say hi, and make your day a little better" Will said with a smile, as she made a spark with her hands, making some toys nearby come to life and start to dance around.
`0o0o0o0`
(A little later)
Naruto smiled, as he watched some kids play around with the alive toys.
Meanwhile, Will caught something out of the corner of her eye.
It was what looked like a little Japanese girl, trying to get into a dumpster, but couldn't reach the top of the dumpster.
She was about 10 years old, and her hair was short, just reaching her neck. She was wearing a white shirt, while a black dress was worn over it and she had black boots on her feet.
Will quirked an eyebrow at this, and walked over to the girl.
She watched as the girl pulled out what looked like an old radio and smiled.
"Finally! Some new parts!" the girl said with a smile
"What are you up to?" Will asked curiously.
"Ah!" the girl yelled out, before she dropped her radio.
"Sorry about that," Will said to her, as she picked up the radio.
The girl waved her hand at this. "It's OK. I just wanted the parts anyway, which are still intact" the girl said, as she took the radio back from Will.
As the little girl took the radio, she finally saw who was talking to her, and her eyes widened in surprise.
"Oh wow! Your Guardian!" the girl said with a surprised look.
"That's me" Will said with a smile at the little girl, as she made her wings flutter a bit.
"How is it you can make electronics come to life? Is it advanced science? How advanced does the item have to be, so you can bring them to life?" the little girl asked quickly.
"Woah woah, calm down. I'll answer your questions, but take a breath first" Will said, as she smiled at the girl.
"You're a curious little one, aren't you? What's your name?" Naruto asked as he approached.
"Oh, I'm Peni," the girl said with a wave at them.
"I saw you were dumpster diving. Are you a little inventor?" Naruto asked her.
"Well, I try. I don't really have the tools necessary to really experiment" Peni said.
"I'm sure you have some cool stuff, just from what you have been able to scrape together" Will said with a smile.
"Y-you wanna see?" Peni asked with a wide grin.
"Sure" Will said with a smile, as she held out her hand to Peni.
Peni took Will's hand, and led her away to a makeshift lab, in the corner of the playground.
Naruto chuckled at this, as a nun approached him.
"I see that you've met Peni," the nun said with a small smile.
"Yea. She already has Guardian looking at her inventions" Naruto said with a nod.
"I'm glad she's opening up a little. She's had it rough since her father died" the nun said with a sigh.
"Oh?" Naruto asked curiously.
"He was a scientist at Oscorp. From what Peni says, he was researching something to do with spiders, trying to continue his old friend's work. But something happened at his lab, and he died" the nun said
Naruto frowned at this, as he looked at Peni, who was showing Will a small robot spider she made.
Naruto saw that Will was smiling, and actually was listening to Peni.
"Sister, is there a rule against superheros adopting?" Naruto asked the nun curiously.
["Oh jeez, you're not gonna do what I think you're gonna -"] Kurama was saying, before he was interrupted.
"Zip it furball" Naruto thought, as he turned to the nun.
"No, of course not Mr. Uzumaki. Are you and Miss Vandom looking to adopt?" the nun asked him.
Naruto smiled at this, as he followed the nun into the orphanage.
`0o0o0o0`
(A little later, at The Rising Tide)
Naruto and Will were in their car, and were parked in front of the restaurant with Peni in the backseat.
"Are you ready to see our restaurant before we head home?" Naruto asked Peni with a smile, as he looked back at her.
"Yea, you must be hungry" Will said with her own smile, as she too turned around.
Before Peni could respond, they heard a commotion, and saw Nebula dragging what looked like several gang members with one hand, with a shock baton in the other hand.
"And the next time you come in here, I'm gonna use this! Now get lost!" Nebula yelled, as she threw the three men into the street.
"Wow" Peni said, stars in her eyes upon seeing Nebula and her robot arm.
"Yes, Nebula has that effect on people," Naruto said with a chuckle.
"You can call her Auntie," Will said with a smile at Peni.
"Okay Miss Guardian" Peni said with a nod, as she smiled at her.
Will pouted slightly at this, as she wanted Peni to call her Mom.
Naruto chuckled at this, and squeezed her hand slightly.
Will nodded at this, knowing what Naruto was saying. "She will call me Mom if I earn it" she thought with a slight smile.
"Hey Naruto, Will and huh?" Nebula said, seeing a little girl getting out of the car.
"Hi Auntie. I'm Peni" the little girl said with a grin, as she waved at her.
"You actually adopted a kid?" Nebula asked curiously.
Peni frowned at this, as she hid behind Will.
"Nebula," Naruto said with a pointed look.
"Oh! Sorry, I didn't mean anything" Nebula said, sounding nervous as she saw that she hurt Peni's feelings.
"*What's going on?*" Cosmo asked as he came out.
"Wow, he is a psychic dog" Peni said with wide eyes at Cosmo, as she peeked round Will's leg.
Cosmo sniffed at Peni curiously.
"Cosmo, meet Peni. She's gonna be staying with us from now on" Naruto said with a grin, placing his hand on Peni's shoulder.
"*Oh? You adopted a pup? Very well, I'll take her inside, and show her to a table, and tell a clone to cook her something*" Cosmo said
"*If someone so much as glares at her rip, out their throat*" Will thought to Cosmo, making the space dog pause in surprise.
"*Nice to know your motherly instincts are already active Will*" Cosmo thought at Will, as he led Peni inside.
"Ok, what's going on?" Nebula asked, crossing her arms with a raised eyebrow.
"She grew on me. What of it?" Will asked with a hard tone.
"Will, you know Nebula doesn't mean anything" Naruto said, as he placed a hand on her shoulder.
Nebula nodded at Will to confirm this.
"Anyway, her dad was a high end scientist, and something is telling me I should keep an eye out on her," Naruto said.
"Plus, she's adorable. And I can't help but want to help her" Will said with a shrug.
"Yeah, that too" Naruto said with a chuckle at Will's attitude, as this was very new.
"Well, if you're sure. And don't worry, I'll be nice. I'm not a monster" Nebula said.
"Let's test that. What do you do if a kid bullies her?" Naruto asked curiously.
"I'll gut them like a fish" Nebula growled, as she clenched her hands into fists.
Will laughed at this, as she and Nebula high-fived.
"Your kidding…..right?" Naruto asked.
Will and Nebula said nothing, as they went inside the restaurant.
["Ha! Your women are gonna be way more of a problem, now that you have a brat to look after"] Kurama said with a grin.
"Oh, come on. Even you don't hate kids" Naruto thought at Kurama, as he walked into the restaurant.
Naruto looked at a table, and saw Peni sitting at the bar, eating rice cakes.
"Rice cakes?" Naruto asked curiously.
Peni paused at this. "Otosan used to make them for me," she said.
Naruto frowned at this, and patted Peni on the head. "Hey, don't worry. We're here for you now" he said, comforting her.
Peni said nothing at this, as she nodded and smiled at him, as she continued to eat.
A flash went off behind them, and when they looked they saw a guy with a camera.
"Sage and Guardian adopted a kid! This is worth a fortune!" he said with a smile.
Peni hid behind Naruto, surprised at this.
"YOUR DEAD!" Will bellowed out, as she made her body spark with lightning.
"You better run stupid" Nebula said to the man, as she fingered her shock baton, while glaring at him.
The man instantly ran and jumped into a car, breaking the passenger window as he took off down the road.
"That a - clown will get 20 grand for that picture" Will growled, as she censored herself before Peni.
"Well, he deserves it for that move with the car," Naruto said with a chuckle.
"No, he deserves to have his throat cut," Nebula said with a hard glare.
Peni hugged Naruto's leg, and looked up at him nervously.
"Hey, it's OK. Just part of having heroes for parents" he said with a smile at her, as he patted her head.
"Oh dang it. I need to take you shopping, and get you some school supplies. Oh! And get you your own little lab too!" Will said as she smiled.
"You can do that tomorrow with some of the others, while I handle the press thing with questions about Quill and his group," Naruto said with a smile at his girlfriend.
Will smiled back, as she gave a nod of agreement.
`0o0o0o0`
(The next day)
Naruto was on his way to Avengers tower, which is where Tony told him to meet him there, so he could do this press crap.
He saw Tony waiting for him on the patio.
"Hey Stark," Naruto said, as he landed before him.
"Hey there, whiskers. So…..a kid?" Tony asked, holding up a newspaper with a picture of Naruto, Will and Peni, with the headline saying: -Sage and Guardian now parents!-
"Adopted actually. But yea, I have a kid now. What of it?" Naruto asked, as he raised an eyebrow at Tony.
Tony held up his hands at this. "Hey, no judgement here. Just remind me to send you a gift certificate to a toy store for the little squirt" he said.
"Actually, Peni likes to invent," Naruto said with a smile, as he and Tony entered an elevator.
"Really now? Is she any good?" Tony asked curiously.
"She made a rail gun out of a coffee maker," Naruto said with a chuckle.
Tony looked at Naruto in surprise. "How old is she?" he asked.
"Ten. Actually, her dad was an Oscorp scientist from what I heard" Naruto told him.
"Interesting" Tony thought to himself in interest. "Huh, when I was her age, I was rebuilding a car engine" he said with a chuckle.
"Peni said that's kid stuff," Naruto said with a smirk.
Tony said nothing but pouted a little, as they reached the bottom floor.
When the doors opened, they saw a group of reporters in front of a podium.
"Ok ok, let's all calm down, so I can answer your questions" Naruto said, as he walked up to the podium.
"Yes. Who are those space people you were seen with?" a reporter asked, as holographic images of the Guardians appeared next to the podium.
"Those are friends of mine. They call themselves the Guardians of the Galaxy" Naruto said with a smile.
"How do you know you can trust them?" another reporter asked.
"Well, their leader, Star Lord, is from Earth," Naruto said, getting interested murmurs from the reporters, as they wrote on their notepads.
"And the others?" a third reporter asked.
"Well, they are good people. Crazy as hell, but I would trust them as much as the Avengers" Naruto said with a smile.
"Are they loyal to Earth, or just you?" a man in a general uniform asked.
"The way I see it, if nobody on Earth attacks them, they'll be our allies," Naruto said, as he gave the general a hard stare.
"What can a racoon, a duck and tree man do?" a female reporter asked.
"Rocket, Howard and Groot may look weird. But trust me, they are very qualified heros. Heck, the Guardians helped save the galaxy…..twice" Naruto said with a grin.
"When you say galaxy…" someone said.
"Yes, that includes Earth too," Naruto said with a nod.
"Can we get a list of names for the Guardians?" a reporter asked.
"No problem. I'll have Tony release that to you all later" Naruto said with a nod.
"Is it true that you and Guardian adopted a -" another reporter was saying, before Naruto held his hand up, stopping him.
"Yes, we did. And that's all I'm saying on the subject. Now, are there any other questions about the Guardians?" Naruto asked.
Suddenly a warp appeared behind Naruto, revealing Deathpool.
"Nope, they are done. Now, come with me whiskers. I need your help with something!" Deathpool yelled, before she warped herself and Naruto away.
"What the hell was that Stark?" the general asked with a glare.
"That was a friend of Sage's, Ross. Now please, everyone clear out. The bar is closed" Tony said, as he made a shooing motion with his hands.
Deadpool barged into the studio
Deadpool: Hey, you two losers said I would be in this chapter!
Kfbanime87: And you were
P.O.M: Relax, would ya. The next chapter we will be doing is an adventure with you.
Deadpool: We could have done that in this chapter, if you hadn't done that Peni Parker stuff.
Kfbanime87: It's called development, you loon. Now get lost!
P.O.M gave a nod at this: Yeah, we still need to figure out what Deathpool looks like under her mask
Kfbanime87: Hmmmm, any recommendations?
Deadpool: How about how death looked in the Deadpool game on PS3?
P.O.M gave a nod at this: Huh, not bad
Kfbanime87: Well for now, let's get to work on the next chapter of the Ninja Titan. My readers are getting jumpy about what's next
Deadpool: Shameless plug!
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The harem is: Will, Natasha Romanoff, Jennifer Walters, Colleen Wing, Okoye, Jessica Jones, Rogue, Shadowcat, Daisy Johnson, Crystal, Nebula, Emma Frost, Shuri, Spider-Gwen (Gwen Stacy of Earth 65), X-23 (Laura), Trish Walker, Wanda Maximoff, Mystique, Deathpool, Mantis
Any and all flames are no longer welcome. Also, for some reason, if I get a PM from anyone, it wouldn't show me the number(s) on fanfiction (so if you send me a PM, and I reply to it late, that's the reason why).
I've also got a few story ideas on my home page, so if any of you want to use them, just PM me and let me know.
Hope that you all enjoyed this chapter, and that you look forward to what happens in the next one. Thanks to Kfbanime87 for his help in writing this chapter. And after helping Kfbanime87 with one of his fanfics, I'll be updating The Shinobi Airbender next.