The Jinchuriki Avenger
"Hello" - (Normal talking)
"What now?" - (Thoughts)
"How did that happen?" - (Flashback)
"Rasengan" - (Techniques)
\"What do you want?"\ - Technology Talking
["Yeah what?"] - Tailed Beast Talking
["What is he doing?"] - Tailed Beast Thinking
{"What do we do now?"} - Communication
"*Can you hear me?*" - Telepathy
"/What do you want me to do?/" - Sign Language
This story is a spinoff of Meridian Jinchuriki, and I recommend that you read that first. Hope that you enjoy the chapter, and all characters belong to their rightful owners. I only own any OC's that might appear in this chapter.
Chapter 8
(Inside the city)
Naruto and Deathpool appeared in a warp, before Deathpool let go of him.
"Okay, where are we? And why did you need my help?" Naruto asked, as he saw they were on a bridge overlooking a city street.
"There is a prisoner escort of mutants, that's gonna be attacked by some ass clown from the future" Deathpool said.
"…ok, how high are you and I want whatever your smoking" Naruto said with a flat tone
"Just focus on the big truck, sexy" Deathpool said, as she pointed at a big truck driving down the road.
Naruto then noticed a woman parachuting towards the truck. She had a black afro, and wore a leather outfit.
The woman undid her parachute, and dropped down towards the truck. She was about to miss landing on the truck, before a car underneath her exploded, giving her a boost to make it to the truck.
"Huh, lucky and smokin' hot," Naruto said with a smile.
"Love rival!" Deathpool yelled, as she pulled out her scythe from nowhere.
"Behave. Now, what's in there that this supposed asshole from the future is after?" Naruto asked.
"He's after a young mutant kid, who is supposed to grow up and become a full blown killer" Deathpool said, placing the scythe on her shoulder..
"…..so this is a Terminator 2 rip off?" Naruto asked with a quirked eyebrow.
"Yup. But you may get a new waifu out of it, so get moving sexy!" Deathpool said.
"Well, that lucky girl was cute. So let's do this" Naruto said with a shrug, as he took off after the truck.
"I meant me, damn it!" Deathpool yelled in frustration, before running after him.
Naruto jumped from car to car, and eventually made it to one of the vans escorting the prisoner truck.
"Get off the truck, freak!" one of the men inside yelled, as he pulled out a gun.
Before he could fire, the van was split in half, thanks to a slash from Deathpool's scythe.
"Hands off my future baby daddy!" she yelled out.
"Watch it, I almost lost a foot woman!" Naruto yelled, as he jumped to the roof of the prisoner truck.
"As long as it's not your dick, I'm happy stud!" Deathpool yelled, before she slashed at another van, destroying it and killing the men inside.
Naruto rolled his eyes at this, and soon spotted what looked like a man riding a Vespa slowly catching up.
He was wearing a red out-
"Oh, for fucks sake! We all know it's me, Deadpool! Now get to the point!" Deadpool yelled out at the sky, as he caught up with the prisoner truck.
"Oh, for fucks sake. Of course she asks me to help you" Naruto said with a groan, as Rogue and Kitty had briefed him on Deadpool.
Deadpool jumped onto the prisoner truck, and looked at Naruto. "What's up Shonen boy?! Why are you here?" he yelled in Naruto's face.
"A friend asked me to help you with this. So let's go help your friend with the afro" Naruto said.
"Ohohoho. You looking to add Domino to your fuck squad huh?" Deadpool asked, as he made a thrusting motion with his hips.
"And I have a headache now," Naruto said, as he massaged the sides of his head.
"Wait, who the hell do you know that would want to help me?" Deadpool asked in surprise.
Suddenly, Deathpool fell next to them on her back, groaning in pain.
"Hey dad" Deathpool groaned, as she waved from her spot on her back.
"I'm a dad?!" Deadpool yelled in shock.
"Who attacked you?" Naruto asked, as he helped Deathpool up.
Suddenly, a male figure slammed onto the roof with them. He had a flattop haircut, and his left arm was robotic along with his left eye.
"This the future guy?" Naruto asked with a glare, as he unsheathed his kunai.
"Yup. That's Cable, a mercenary mutant from the future" Deathpool said with a nod.
"And a major asshole too," Deadpool said.
"Move or die" Cable said, as he pulled out a gun and aimed it at them.
"Ooooo, edgey" Naruto quipped, before he charged at Cable and slashed at him with his kunai. But Cable blocked it with his metal arm.
"This isn't your business Sage" Cable growled.
"It involves you killing a kid, so it's my business," Naruto said with a scowl.
"Ah, parental protection. You must have already adopted that brat" Cable sneered at him.
"Oh, you have really fucked up now!" Deathpool yelled, seeing Naruto's eyes slit in rage.
"Yea, he's gonna do you like a punk ass bitch now!" Deadpool yelled.
"Will you idiots go save that kid already?!" Naruto yelled at them.
"On it sexy!" Deathpool yelled, as she cut open a hole in the truck's roof, and jumped in.
"Hey! No dating till after you're married!" Deadpool yelled as he followed her.
Naruto then growled as he channelled Kurama's chakra, and with a move he grabbed Cable's hands, and started to slowly crush them.
"Agh" Cable groaned, as his mechanical arm sparked a little.
"A word of advice ashhole: I may have been a dad for only a day, but you insult my kid and you're gonna get hurt so…." Naruto growled, before he kneed Cable in the gut.
Cable fell to one knee, while Naruto grabbed him by the throat.
"Game over asshole," Naruto growled.
Suddenly the truck shook and swerved, as the bridge they were on was destroyed, and the truck started to fall.
Naruto saw Domino go flying out of the passengers side of the truck, and instantly threw Cable to the side and jumped at her, as he caught her before he rolled into a landing, and landed on the ground below, while carrying her bridal style.
"Woah," Domino said with wide eyes upon seeing Naruto.
"Yeah, I have that kind of effect on the ladies," Naruto said with a grin.
"You didn't need to save me. My power would have saved me" Domino said, as Naruto put her down.
"Luck is not a power!" Deadpool groaned, as he was thrown to the ground ripped in half.
"Who kicked your ass? I want to buy them a beer" Naruto said with a flat look at the mad merc.
"That would be me," a deep voice said. Naruto and Domino looked over, and saw a large man with an orange prisoner jumpsuit on, while wearing a steel helmet on their head.
"Oh, for fucks sake. You picked a fight with the Juggernaut?" Naruto asked, as he took a ready stance and activated his Sage Mode and Rinnegan.
"Picked nothing! Russell sicked him on me!" Deadpool yelled.
"Get off me, you death wannabe!" a young boy yelled, as he fired some flames from his hands at Deathpool, who was teleporting around him.
"No throwing fire! Mama spank!" Deathpool yelled, before she appeared behind the boy and smacked the boy on the head, with the butt of her scythe.
This caused the boy to fall to the ground, knocked out.
"Hey, hands off my partner in crime bitch" Juggernaut yelled, as he charged at Deathpool.
Before he could slam into her, Naruto appeared above him with a fully charged Rasenshuriken, which he slammed into the mutant.
"Hit the deck!" Deadpool yelled to Domino, before he laid down with his arms over his head.
This caused a massive explosion of wind and energy to go off.
"AAAAHHHH!" the Juggaurant yelled in pain, as he was caught in the middle of the explosion. Once the explosion disappeared, everyone saw a large crater with the Juggernaut knocked out in the centre of it.
"Wow, that was nothing like in the movie" Deadpool said, as he looked down at the knocked out Juggernaut.
"Okm that's some hacker shit! How did you one shot the fucking Juggernaut?!" Deathpool asked Naruto, as he jumped out of the crater.
"It's because P.O.M and Kfbanime87 suck at fight scenes - ow!" Deadpool yelled, as a piece of debris crushed him.
"I manipulated the air in his lungs, and made him pass out while my attack was hurting him," Naruto said with a shrug.
"Hey, let me go!" the boy yelled, as Cable grabbed him.
"Russell!" Deadpool yelled, as he tried to crawl over. "Just you wait Cable, as soon as my legs grow back, I'm gonna kick you back to the goonies!"
Naruto growled, as he channelled some more Sage chakra.
Cable was about to pull out a pistol, but he noticed a scythe under his neck and he soon noticed Deathpool behind him.
"Give me an excuse, you Terminator ripoff! I don't care if you are popular, I'll cut you so bad, you're gonna wish I didn't cut you so bad!" she yelled in a really bad Spanish accent.
"That's my girl!" Deadpool yelled as he laughed.
"You have a kid?" Cable asked with a raised eyebrow.
"From a different timeline, but yea him and Death did the nasty, creating me" Deathpool said, giving a slight bow.
"Ok, what the fuck is going on here?!" Russell yelled out.
"He wants you dead, cause in the future you kill his family" Naruto said, deciding to get to the point.
"W-what?" Russell asked in surprise.
Suddenly, the burnt teddy bear on Cable's waist changed to normal, like it was never burned.
"What the?" Cable asked, as he dropped Russell and looked at the teddy bear
"Huh, looks like telling the kid caused him to lose his growing murderous tendencious" Domino said, as she folded her arms.
"I-I don't want to kill families. I just want those assholes who run that orphanage dead" Russell said with a shaky voice.
"But doing that would cause you to like killing," Naruto said.
"What do you know?! They tortured me and many others, just for being mutants!" Russell yelled in a rage.
Naruto gave a sigh at this, as he rubbed his forehead.
"Oh, I'm gonna enjoy killing them all" Deathpool growled, as she rested her scythe on her shoulder.
"Look, I'm not gonna -" Naruto was saying.
"And if it was Peni?" Deathpool asked.
"…go nuts. But Russell goes to Xavier," Naruto said with a glare.
"Which one?" Deathpool asked with a tilt of her head.
"It's the bongo head one," Deadpool said, as he now had baby legs.
"Ah, good old Patty Stewart. Does he have his yellow hoverchair like in Doctor Strange and the crazy bitch?" Deathpool asked curiously.
"Yup, he sure does," Deadpool said with a nod.
"Ok, are we all good Cable?" Naruto asked, as he looked at the mutant from the future, while ignoring Deadpool.
"Hmmm, yes. I'll be heading home now. But since you helped me, I'll give you a hint to help your kid get closure" Cable said to Naruto.
"I'm listening," Naruto said with a hard look.
"Norman Osborn" Cable said, before he pulled out a small device, and in a flash of light was gone.
"Uh oh! Looks like the goblin boy has something to answer for!" Deadpool yelled, as he stood up, with his legs back to normal.
"Please put some pants on" Domino said to Deadpool, holding her hand in front of her face while looking away.
"Oh, don't need be a prude. You have ridden this dick in some continuities - ow!" Deadpool yelled, as Naruto punched him in the back of his head, making him flop on the ground.
"Ok, I need to get home. Will wants me to go shopping with her and my kid. So here Miss Lucky, look me up" Naruto said, as he handed Domino a business card, before he was gone in a flash of light.
"Ok, who wants to help me kill those assholes who tortured this kid?" Deathpool asked.
"That sounds like a good daddy daughter activity to me!" Deadpool yelled, as he stood back up.
"Come on kid, let's head to Xavier. I may as well drop you off there" Domino said to Russell, as she led him away from the two maniacs.
`0o0o0o0`
(Back at The Rising Tide)
"Ok, I'm here - woah!" Naruto yelled, as he ducked from Will, throwing a glass at him.
"Where were you?! We had an outing planned with Peni!" Will bellowed at him.
"I had to help Deathpool with a situation babe" Naruto said.
"Who's that?" Peni asked from her seat at her table, where she was eating some cake, along with Cosmo, who had some steak.
"She's a friend honey. Keep eating your cake" Will said with a kind tone.
Naruto chuckled at this, and smiled at Will.
"What? She asked" Will said with a shrug.
"Motherhood suits you" Naruto said with a grin, as he gave her a side hug, while kissing her on the head.
"Shut up," Will said with a blush
"Anyway, I got some business to take care of with a business man, so -" Naruto was telling her.
"I'm going with you. Cosmo, you can watch Peni" Will said quickly.
Peni pouted at this, while Cosmo nodded.
"Don't worry squirt, we will see you at home for dinner" Naruto said, as he patted her on the head affectionately.
"Yea, we can play games later" Will said, with Peni giving a smile.
"She likes games?" Naruto asked with a smile, as he and Will left.
"Yup, so you may need to make a stop at gamestop later" Will said with a grin.
"Anything for my little genius," Naruto said with a smile.
"Heh, fatherhood fits you too" Will said, as she and Naruto took off into the sky.
`0o0o0o0`
(Later)
Naruto and Will were on the rooftop of Oscorp.
"So why are we here?" Will asked curiously.
"I was told Osborn knows what happened to Peni's dad, so we're gonna ask him some questions" Naruto said.
Will glared at this, as her hair sparked while lifting up slightly. "Oh good. So which of us is the bad cop?" she asked with a devious grin.
Suddenly they heard an explosion, and when they looked down at the city below, they saw what looked like a man on a glider. He was green skinned, and wearing what looked like dark purple armour, with a pumpkin as a belt buckle.
He was being chased by what looked like a man in a red and blue hoodie, a red mask with goggles over his eyes, blue trousers and red boots.
"Oh jeez. It looks like Gwen's hunch that her counterpart existed out there in our reality was spot on" Naruto said with a groan.
Will watched as the spider hero tried to catch the Goblin with his webs, and was having trouble. "It looks like he's new at this," she said, as she folded her arms.
"Yup. So let's go help him" Naruto said, as he activated his Rinnegan and flew off.
"My money is on this being a version of that Parker guy Gwen mentioned" Will said, as she flew alongside him.
Naruto saw that the spider hero was hanging from the Goblin's glider with his webline, while the villain flew.
"You're getting annoying, spider brat!" Goblin growled, as he pulled out what looked like a high tech orange bomb.
"Try me on for size then, asshole" Naruto said, as he appeared in front of the Goblin and grabbed him by the throat.
The Goblin lifted his arm, showing some blades on his arm, which he swung at Naruto, who caught his arm and glared at him.
"You're strong for a ninja Sage," Goblin said with a sneer, as he struggled to get loose from Naruto's grip.
"Give it up Goby! If you can barely handle me, then an Avenger is definitely gonna beat you!" the spider hero yelled, as he hung from the Goblin's glider.
"Get squished, spider brat!" Goblin yelled, as he used a free hand to throw a bladed boomerang, which flew under him and cut the web the spider hero was using to stay connected to the glider, causing him to fall.
"Make a choice hero: me, or the wannabe hero," Goblin said with a smirk at Naruto.
"Wait for it," Naruto said with a smirk of his own, while holding his finger up.
As the spider hero fell, he tried to fire more webs but nothing happened.
"Damn it! Not a good time to run out!" he yelled.
Suddenly he stopped falling.
"I got you kid" Will said with a smile, as she had grabbed the young hero by the back of his shirt.
"Oh. hey….." the spider hero said, waving up at her.
"So, what's your name? Is it Kid Arachnid?" Will asked with a smile, as they approached a rooftop nearby.
"…..Spider-Man" he said with a sheepish tone.
"Heh. Well, it's not the worst I have heard, kid. But, maybe a better outfit would make it fit you more" Will said, as she dropped him on the roof.
Nearby, Naruto dropped the Goblin's glider on the roof, while he continued to float and hold the Goblin.
"Ok, what's this guy's deal?" Naruto asked Spider-Man
"Don't believe a word that brat says!" Gobin said, as he tried to get out of Naruto's grip.
"Zip it Norman. I have more street cred than you!" Spider-Man yelled.
"Norman? Wait, as in Osborn?" Will asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Damn it Parker- Ah!" Goblin yelled, as Naruto squeezed his neck.
"Good, cause me and you have business to discuss Normy" Naruto said with a glare.
"Yea. We want to know if you know what happened to an employee of yours that died" Will said, as she flew close behind the Goblin.
"I don't know what you're talking about," Goblin said.
"His name was Mushi Glen," Naruto said with a glare.
"Heh, that moron that was trying to use the Parker's old reserve, and got in my way" Goblin said with a smirk.
Will's hair sparked at his tone. "Did you kill him?" she asked.
"Well, he did refuse to listen to my repeated warnings - hurk!" he groaned, as Will slugged him in the back with a lightning-covered hand, piercing his armour and his back.
Will glared as she charged her power. "I'm surprised that you have a spine" she growled, before she ripped her hand out of his back.
This caused Goblin to spit out blood from his mouth.
"That's for Peni," Naruto growled, as he dropped the Goblin, who fell to the street below.
"Y-you killed him" Spider-Man said in shock.
"Nah, he will live. There's a hospital across the street" Naruto said, as he pointed at a hospital across the street, and that some paramedics were already running to the Goblin.
"I severed his spine though, so he's done being a villain" Will said.
"What should we do with his glider though?" Naruto asked, pointing at it.
"Give it to Peni. I'm sure that she'll love taking it apart, and finding a better use for it" Will said with a grin.
Naruto gave a smile, as he nodded at this.
"Uh, hello?" Spider-Man asked, waving his hand at them.
"Oh yea. So how long have you been at this kid?" Will asked curiously.
"Um, around 9 months?" Spider-Man said with a shrug.
"Yea well, stick to the street level stuff for now. Villains like that asshole are above your pay grade" Naruto said.
"Hey, that asshole had my parents killed. So sue me for wanting a crack at him" Spider-Man said with a. scowl. "I have a file of proof right here" he said, as he held up a flash drive.
"Yoink!" Will yelled, taking the file from him.
"Hey!" Spider-Man yelled out.
"Relax kid. If we put it out, it will get more attention, and Norman won't be able to get away with this, no matter how much money he throws around" Naruto said.
"Hmmm. Okay, fair enough" Spider-Man said with a nod.
"Stay out of trouble kid" Naruto said with a chuckle as he grabbed the glider, before he took off along with Will.
`0o0o0o0`
(Back at the apartments)
Naruto and Will entered the apartment through the window, and walked into the living room.
Where they saw Peni watching TV with Cosmo on the couch.
Naruto took note of what she was watching, and saw it was a Gundam anime.
"You like mechs?" Naruto asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Uh huh! I want to try and build one someday" Peni said with a smile
"Well, maybe this will be of some help," Naruto said, showing her the Goblin's glider.
"Hmmmm. Stark has better tech" Peni said, after a few moments of looking at the glider.
{"Heh, remind me to buy you a lab squirt"} Tony said with a grin, as his image appeared on the TV.
"Hey! I was watching that!" Peni said with a pout.
{"Sorry squirt, but I need to talk to your mom and dad. So if you let us have the room, I'll buy you the whole Gundam series"} Tony said.
"….on Blu-ray" Peni said with a hard look.
{"Heh, I like you kid. You're a good negotiator,"} Tony said with a nod.
"Ok, let's go get you some food and then get you to bed" Will said, as she patted Peni on the head.
"Ok…..mom" Peni said with a small smile.
Will paused at this, before she pulled Peni into a hug and smiled.
Naruto also smiled at this, as he watched Will and Peni leave the room.
"Ok Tony, what's up?" he asked with his arms crossed.
{"We have a problem. Since that interaction with Magneto, the government has been wanting to push through a superhuman registration act"} Tony said with a frown.
Naruto frowned at this, as he listened to Tony.
"Oh, great," Will said.
`0o0o0o0`
(A few weeks later at Vienna)
Naruto and Will were at the UN in suits waiting for Tony, since he asked them to be here for the public debate over the superhuman registration act that was being proposed. They'd left Nebula and Cosmo to look after Peni.
"I don't like this," Will said with a scowl.
"Me neither Will. But if we don't do this, we might lose Peni" Naruto whispered to her.
Will's eyes widened at this, before she growled as she glared at Tony, and her eyes glowed with electricity.
"Babe, he didn't threaten us," Naruto quickly said, as he grabbed her hand.
"No, but I think I know someone who might" Will growled out, thinking of a certain general.
"First time someone makes the actual threat…." Naruto growled, leaving the threat hanging.
"They won't find the body," Will said with a nod.
They soon saw a limo arrive and smiled as they saw T'Chaka and T'Challa exit the limo, along with Okoye also in suits.
"Ah, my friend," T'Challa said with a smile, as he and Naruto shook hands.
Naruto smiled and nodded at him, before Will approached. "Ah, this is -" Naruto was saying.
"Ah, Miss Vandom. My sister has told me about you" T'Challa said.
"Just the good stuff I hope" Will said with a smile, as she shook his hand
"My daughter speaks very highly of you both" T'Chaka said with a smile.
"Though her story of her space adventure, and you bringing a spaceship to life, sounds far-fetched" T'Challa said, as they all walked into the building.
"It's all true, panther boy" Will said in a whisper, so only T'Challa, T'Chaka and Okoye could hear her.
T'Challa, T'Chaka and Okoye all paused midstep at this.
"Yea, Naruto told me after I made him talk. Don't worry, I don't sell out secrets, especially the secrets of my harem sisters" Will said, with a pointed look at Okoye.
Okoye rolled her eyes at this, but nodded in agreement.
"Plus, sad to say, Shuri's suit is a talker," Naruto whispered to them.
"Ah, I suppose we can trust Miss Vandom if she has known this long, and has said nothing" T'Chaka said.
"So, which side are you on with this crap?" Will asked T'Chaka, as they entered the room.
"Will," Naruto said with a hard tone.
"It's ok Naruto. Do you have thoughts Miss Vandom?" T'Chaka asked her.
"You bet I do. Look, I get that the whole meta human thing is scary. But making them register and force them to not use their powers unless told they can, is gonna cause problems especially with mutants" Will said.
"Hmmm. Naruto, your thoughts?" T'Chaka asked curiously.
"I agree there should be some kind of middleground, something that lets us have some kind of control. But something that won't make it so all people with powers have a choice. Maybe make it so people with powers can get training, but have their identities kept hidden for those that want it, but still want the right to help people if they want" Naruto said.
"Ah, like a Quirk licence" T'Challa said with a nod.
Naruto and Will looked at the prince with raised eyebrows at this.
"Um, I may have read My Hero Academia on a bet with Shuri" T'Challa said with a sheepish look on his face.
"Yea, Peni loves it too," Naruto said with a chuckle.
"She's already wanting to build her own mecha," Will said with a wide grin.
"Ah, a little genius huh?" T'Chaka asked with a smile.
"Yup, Shuri loves her" Will said with a nod, thinking of when she instantly bonded with her over video communications.
"Well, I definitely agree with you about there being a need for a middle ground," T'Chaka said to Naruto with a nod.
Naruto nodded back, as they all got ready for the start of the debate.
While Naruto watched T'Chaka make his speech, he felt some killer intent being aimed at those in the room from outside. He looked over at T'Challa, and saw that he'd also noticed it.
They both walked over to the windows and looked out, to see a white news van that was surrounded by police, with police dogs barking at it. They heard faint shouting and saw people backing away from it, causing them both to look at each other with wide eyes, before looking over at T'Chaka.
"Everyone get down!" Naruto yelled out, as he and T'Challa ran over to T'Chaka.
T'Challa jumped at his father, just as an explosion happened. Naruto was able to block the explosion by using an Almighty Push. sending the flames up into the air, out of harm's way.
"Baba, are you alright?" T'Challa asked, checking his father for injuries.
"I'll be fine, my son," T'Chaka said, as he was helped up.
"Will, help keep them safe" Naruto said, before his clothes switched to his Sage outfit and he took off flying.
Will nodded at this, before she spotted someone making their way into the building. He was wearing a black mask, with a blackvest that had a white x on it. This was Crossbones, aka Brock Rumlow.
"Me and you have unfinished business, you moth freak!" the man yelled out, marching over to her.
"Rumlow, is that you?" Will asked with a glare, as her outfit switched to her hero outfit.
"It's Crossbones now, freak" he said.
"Are you still mad about the face? In my defence, I think it was an improvement" Will said with a smirk, as she walked towards him.
Crossbones gave a roar, as he charged at her and threw a punch.
Will expertly dodged his punch, and slammed a lightning charged palm into his chest, making him back off a little.
"And I prefer to be called a fairy, instead of a moth" Will said, as she snapped her fingers, but nothing happened.
"Heh, my suit isn't like Starks, so nice try bitch!" Crossbones said with a sneer.
"Then allow me to lend my assistance" T'Challa said, as he walked over while his necklace glowed, and a black suit appeared on him, along with a mask to cover his face.
"Stay out of this rich boy. This isn't about normal people. It's about freaks like her" Crossbones said, pointing at Will.
T'Challa flexed his hands, which caused claws to appear.
"I'm not scared of Stark's armour, so I'm not scared of -" Crossbones was saying, before T'Challa took a swing at him, scratching his arm which he blocked with.
Crossbones looked at his damaged armour, and glared at the prince. "So, Klaue wasn't exaggerating" he said
"How do you know of Ulysses Klaue?" T'Challa demanded, as he swung his claws at Crossbones.
"Please, that nutjob tells anyone that will listen to his story, of the big conspiracy of Wakanda. Though, I suppose he isn't so nuts, is he?" Crossbones asked with a laugh, dodging T'Challa's swings.
"If you tell me where he is, I swear you will live to see tomorrow" T'Challa said to him.
"Yea, no. I'm here to do some damage, and show that freaks like her need to be controlled. And I'm gonna do it!" Crossbones yelled, as he pulled out what looked like a small remote.
Will heard some rapped beeping, and on instinct shot at the villain. And as she charged at him, she made an electric blade, and sliced off his hand which was holding the detonator.
"AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!" Crossbones yelled out, as he fell back while holding the stump where his hand was.
"That's what happens when you try to hurt others asshole" Will said, glaring down at him.
"Fuck you freak! I hope the Watchdogs find your kid and -" Crossbones was saying, before Will grabbed his vest and pulled him up and slugged him in the face, knocking him out.
"Mention my kid again, and I'm gonna kill you" Will growled, as she let go of him before she stomped on Crossbone's leg, making an audible crack.
`0o0o0o0`
(With Naruto)
Naruto jumped across the rooftops, and was using his Sage senses to track down the white van, and soon spotted it.
He took off after it, and soon he caught up with it.
But before he could land on top of it, he jumped back dodging a sniper's bullet.
Naruto took cover behind a bridge pillar, and peeked around the corner, seeing there was a sniper on a nearby rooftop.
Naruto scowled at this, as he made a cross sign and made several Shadow Clones.
Naruto and the clones took off in multiple directions to confuse the sniper, as they made their way to the rooftop.
When Naruto made his way to the rooftop, he saw his clones attacking what looked like ….
"Bucky?" Naruto said with a raised eyebrow, as he watched the Winter Soldier expertly dodge all of his clone's attempts to attack him.
["I call bulshit. That Bucky guy isn't this good"] Kurama said from Naruto's mindscape, as one of the clones was stabbed with a knife.
"Heh, your clones are pathetic" Bucky said with a smirk, as he went to stab another clone.
"Wait for it," Naruto said with a smirk of his own, as Bucky stabbed his clone.
Which caused it to explode violently, sending Bucky tumbling backwards, and through a wall of another building.
As Naruto followed after him, a news helicopter was watching this.
Inside the building it was pitch black, and Naruto looked around the dark room.
"I'm impressed. My intel didn't say you could make those clones as bombs" a voice said.
"I don't announce all my abilities. Now, who are you? And don't give me that Bucky crap" Naruto said with a scowl.
"Ah, so I didn't fool you. Good, it would be disappointing if this cloaking tech actually fooled you" the voice said, before Naruto blocked with a kunai, blocking a sword strike from his new opponent.
He had a skull mask, with a white robe covering his whole body. He also had body armour over his robe, along with various types of weaponry.
"Halloween isn't for a few months," Naruto said with a glare, as he tried to kick him, but the man backflipped away to avoid it.
"Heh, amusing. Call me Taskmaster" the man said.
"Why are you trying to frame Bucky?" Naruto demanded from him, pulling out another kunai.
"Oh, my employers heard that Stark was gonna bring Rogers to show support for this registration act, if he couldn't get you and Miss Vandom. They wanted me to take him out, and they figured he would be sloppy with his old friend" Taskmaster said with a shrug.
"Who are your employers?" Naruto asked with a glare.
"Sorry, rules of the trade can't tell you," Taskmaster said with an amused tone.
"I bet I can find a way to make you talk," Naruto said with a scowl.
"You can certainly try. But I'm afraid that I have a job to do. So think fast" Taskmaster said, as he pushed a button on his wrist.
The building started to shake, as explosions were heard down below them.
"Shit!" Naruto yelled, as he disappeared in a flash of yellow light.
"Heh, instant teleportation. Good to know" Taskmaster said, as he jumped out of a window, as his image switched back to Bucky.
Back outside, Naruto appeared on a nearby rooftop, as he saw several fires break out across the city.
"Shit, this was all a setup" Naruto growled out, punching his fist into his palm.
"Freeze!" a voice yelled out, as several men in uniforms approached Naruto from behind, pointing guns at him.
Naruto saw the words S.W.O.R.D on the uniforms, as they all surrounded him.
"Do we have a problem?" Naruto asked, as he held up his arms.
"Yea. Thanks to you trying to be a hero, several city blocks are destroyed. So hands up freak!" a man yelled, as he aimed his gun at him.
Before Naruto could respond, Tony dropped down in his armour, in between Naruto and the armed men.
"At ease you all. He is with me" Tony said, popping his faceplate up.
"We don't answer to you Stark" the lead man said with a glare.
"Trust me, you're not gonna win against him. So stand down" Tony said with a hard tone.
The soldiers glared at them, before they lowered their weapons
"You got lucky this time, freak" the leader of the team said, with a sneer at Naruto.
"Jee, how tolerant of you. Maybe I should leave Earth, and let it burn" Naruto said with a glare.
This made the leader pause, and glare at Naruto. "Are you threatening me?" he asked.
"No. I'm just pointing out you jarheads can't beat everything, and insulting those that can help, isn't gonna save shit. So give me an excuse to leave Earth, please give me an excuse" Naruto said.
Tony looked at Naruto, as Naruto followed him by flying next to him.
"Y-you were kidding right?" Tony asked with a nervous chuckle.
"I have friends in space, that would help me leave Earth Tony" Naruto said with a deadpan.
Tony frowned at this, as he also knew if he left, several other heroes most likely would too.
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(Later)
Naruto walked into a meeting room that Tony had set aside for him.
Naruto also saw that Steve was there, sitting at the table.
"They arrested you two?" Steve asked curiously.
"You arrested Steve?" Naruto asked with a raised eyebrow at Tony.
"He tried to go after Bucky, and that's not -"
"And those S.W.O.R.D assholes are?" Naruto asked, as he crossed his arms.
"They are trained and aren't vigilantes," Tony said.
"Well, it's a moot point now. It wasn't Bucky, it was some ass clown called Taskmaster. So, what do you have on this guy Stark?" Naruto asked.
"Look, I'll look into this guy. But this accord is important, and we need to -"
"Tony, I can't just follow orders and only help who I'm told to help" Steve said with a frown
Naruto nodded in agreement at this. "Yeah, cause what if there's someone in even more trouble somewhere else, and they send the wrong people to help?" he said.
"Look, we need to find a way, otherwise the government will -"
"THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME?!" a female voice bellowed out, as the lights shut off.
Naruto gave a sigh at this, while rubbing his face. "Oh boy, someone pissed Will off," he said with a groan.
"Guardian is here too?" Steve asked in surprise.
"Yea. I think Ross is talking to her…fuck" Tony said, as they all left the room.
They all walked out to another room, and saw in a cell, that Will had Ross pinned to a wall by the throat.
"SAY IT AGAIN ASSHOLE! SAY IT!" Will bellowed at Ross, as she held her free hand up, sparking with energy in a threatening manner.
"Will!" Naruto yelled, getting her attention.
"Oh good, you're here. You can help me hide the body, after I kill this shitstain" Will said, glancing at him over her shoulder.
"Sparky -" Tony was saying, trying to calm her down.
"Zip it sellout! You chose your side! And your next, after I gut this fucker!" Will growled, as her eyes lit up with energy.
"What did he do?" Steve asked, knowing Will would never get this angry, without a good reason
"He tried threatening me into signing the stupid acords" Will said.
"S-she is crazy. Stark, take her out" Ross ordered.
Will held up her hand, and snapped her fingers turning on a TV, showing a recording of Ross and Will.
"H-how did you do that?!" Ross demanded to know.
"None of your business. Now shush!" Will said with a glare.
"\Miss Vandom, you and your boyfriend can either cooperate, or we can make things difficult for you. And make it so you're unfit to take care of your daughter anymore, and have her sent to an orphanage\" the recording of Ross said.
Naruto's eyes slitted at this, as his whiskers became more defined.
Steve glared at Ross at this, while gripping his fists tightly.
"Now….say…it…again….." Will said growled out slowly, as she put her palm over Ross face, ready to kill him.
Tony then grabbed her shoulder, making her stop.
"Look, Ross is an ass, but you can't -" he was saying before, Naruto grabbed his shoulder.
"Will, drop that piece of garbage. We're leaving" Naruto said to Will.
Will glared at Ross, before she dropped him.
"Glad to see your man has some control over -" Ross was saying, before Will slammed her knee into his gut, making him fall to the ground, wheezing for breath.
"If I see you again, I'm gonna kill you and send the body to Betty Ross" Will said threateningly.
"You -" Ross gasped out, trying to catch his breath.
"You threaten my kid, and the gloves come off asshole" Will said, as she walked over to Naruto and Steve.
"Naruto, we can fix -"
"No Tony, we can't. Like Will said, you chose your side" Naruto said with a glare before him, Will and Steve disappeared in a flash of yellow light.
Tony frowned at this, and looked at Ross. "Good job, you idiot! You just gave them, and any hero allies they have, an excuse to abandon Earth entirely" he said.
"We need a team to bring them in," Ross groaned, as he got up.
"Well, the team pickings are slim, thanks to your incompetant people skills" Tony said.
"I have something to make it more fair," Ross said, as he walked out of the room.
Tony sighed at this, as he looked at a list of what few heroes that signed the accords already.
"So, I have Reed and his team. Plus the Inhumans, along with Rhodes and Natasha" he thought, as he looked at his list of available help.
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Deadpool entered the office of P.O.M and Kfbanime87
Oh, what now? P.O.M asked, as he took out a shotgun and pumped it
You did a cliffhanger in Civil War! How evil are you?! Deadpool asked
We always do cliffhangers, so quit your bitching: Kfbanime87 said, with a roll of his eyes
Feh, whatever. What's next? Deadpool asked, as he sat on the couch
I was thinking that it's time to do another chapter of my Titans fic: Kfbanime87 said
Oh goodie! Time to do a Raven date, and have her get wrecked! Multiple times! Deadpool said with a happy tone
…stay classy Wade: Kfbanime87 said with a flat tone
Hey! Fans have been wanting that for a while, so make it good: Deadpool said
Noted! Now get lost! Kfbanime87 yelled as he pulled out a grenade ready to throw it
Wait! What is next on P.O.M's fics, after Titans is updated? Deadpool asked curiously
Shinobi Airbender. Why? P.O.M asked with a suspicious look
Ah, so next will be the dessert. Hope you can avoid Appa being taken. I love that fluffy guy!
Need that, so we can do the drill: Kfbanime87 said with a flat tone, as he looked at his computer screen
…..fuck! Deadpool yelled in frustration
Now, would you like to leave in one piece, or in multiple pieces? P.O.M asked, aiming the shotgun at Deadpool
Ok, but let me say this. Ahem…..THE CGI IN THAT SHE HULK SHOW SUCKS! Deadpool yelled out
BLASPHEMY! P.O.M yelled out, shooting Deadpool multiple times
Oh please, she looks like Fiona in ogre form! Ha ha! Deadpool laughed, as he didn't react to the attacks
Kfbanime87 snorted at this
You got something to say?! P.O.M asked, pointing the shotgun at him
No, I'm good: Kfbanime87 said, holding his hands up
Simp! Ow! Deadpool yelled as P.O.M shot him again, this time in the nuts
Let's see if they grow back! P.O.M said with a glare
See you next time folks: Kfbanime87 said with a wave, as P.O.M shot Deadpool again, this time in the ass
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The harem is: Will, Natasha Romanoff, Jennifer Walters, Colleen Wing, Okoye, Jessica Jones, Rogue, Shadowcat, Daisy Johnson, Crystal, Nebula, Emma Frost, Shuri, Spider-Gwen (Gwen Stacy of Earth 65), X-23 (Laura), Trish Walker, Wanda Maximoff, Mystique, Deathpool, Mantis
Any and all flames are no longer welcome. Also, for some reason, if I get a PM from anyone, it wouldn't show me the number(s) on fanfiction (so if you send me a PM, and I reply to it late, that's the reason why).
I've also got a few story ideas on my home page, so if any of you want to use them, just PM me and let me know.
Hope that you all enjoyed this chapter, and that you look forward to what happens in the next one. Thanks to Kfbanime87 for his help in writing this chapter. And after helping Kfbanime87, I'll be updating The Shinobi Airbender next.