The Jinchuriki Avenger
"Hello" - (Normal talking)
"What now?" - (Thoughts)
"How did that happen?" - (Flashback)
"Rasengan" - (Techniques)
"\What do you want?\" - (Technology Talking)
["Yeah what?"] - (Tailed Beast Talking)
["What is he doing?"] - (Tailed Beast Thinking)
{"What do we do now?"} - (Communication)
"*Can you hear me?*" - (Telepathy)
"/What do you want me to do?/" - (Sign Language)
This story is a spinoff of Meridian Jinchuriki, and I recommend that you read that first. Hope that you enjoy the chapter, and all characters belong to their rightful owners. I only own any OC's that might appear in this chapter.
Chapter 12
(With Naruto)
It had been a few months since the incident with Killmonger along with giving Peter his new suit, and Naruto was in the city in his hero outfit, just looking around the city from a rooftop.
Before Naruto could move to another rooftop, he saw what looked like a round ship flying over the city.
"Why is there a donut ship over New York?" Naruto thought to himself, before he jumped towards it.
He then saw what looked like a confrontation going on down below the spaceship.
He saw what looked like two aliens talking to Tony, Bruce and two people he had never seen before. One was in a blue suit with a red cape, while the other was wearing a brown outfit.
"People of earth, rejoice! You are about to be defeated by the children of Thanos" the short alien said.
Naruto's eyes widened slightly at this. "Fuck" he thought, remembering his only encounter with Thanos.
["Indeed"] Kurama said with a nod, as he recalled how cold but calculating Thanos was.
"I'm sorry, but earth is closed today. So take your buddy, get in your space doughnut and get lost" Tony said.
Naruto then jumped down, landing next to Tony surprising him.
"What he said. Otherwise I'll send you back to daddy in pieces" Naruto said, as he went into Sage mode, causing the two men with Tony to look over in interest.
"I thought you burned bridges with Sage, Stark," the man with the cloak said.
"Oi, that was Ross, not me," Tony said as he nodded at Naruto, who nodded back.
"Nice to see you Bruce. So, who's the two newbies?" Naruto asked Tony, gesturing to the two new people.
"Oh right. Sage, Strange and Wong here are magic users, like Tink" Tony said.
"Stone keeper, do these two speak for you?" the short alien said.
"Nope, I can speak for myself" Strange said, as he gestured with his hands and caused magic circles to appear over his hands. "But you're trespassing on this planet, and endangering the people here."
Wong then did the same thing, as he got in a fighting stance.
"He means get lost Squidward" Tony said with a firm tone, causing Naruto to snort at this.
"My name is Ebony Maw, and I tire of your mouth. Black Dwarf, attack them and bring me the stone" the alien said to his companion.
The larger alien grunted at this, as he walked forward while dropping his large weapon on the ground.
"You feeling up to go green Bruce?" Naruto asked, knowing it would be best to have some muscle to deal with the big guy.
"Nope, not really, but when have I ever?" Bruce replied with a small shrug.
"Good, cause I kinda missed seeing the big guy," Naruto said with a smile.
Bruce chuckled at this, before he tried to force himself to turn, but all he did was turn green slightly, before he went back to normal.
Strange and Wong looked at Tony and Naruto at this, wondering what was happening.
"Dude, you're embarrassing me in front of the wizards," Tony said to Bruce, as Black Dwarf got closer.
"I don't understand what's going on," Bruce said, as he looked at his hands.
"Ok, you're benched for now. Stick near me" Naruto said firmly, as he pulled Bruce over to him.
Tony nodded at this, and took off his sunglasses and tapped his chest as he walked forward, which caused the chest plate he was wearing to release some nanobots, which formed into his Iron Man suit.
"Nanotechnology? Heh, Will said you would do this, after T'Challa showed his suit off" Naruto said with a chuckle.
"I had this in the works for years, whiskers. So don't test me" Tony said with a chuckle, before he fired a massive beam at Black Dwarf who charged at them, but was sent flying by the beam back to Ebony Maw, who just gestured with his hand, sending Black Dwarf to the side.
"Fucking telekinesis" Naruto growled, as Black Dwarf charged at him after getting up.
"Mr Banner, since your green friend won't be joining us," Strange said, as he waved his hand and made a portal under Bruce, causing him and part of a taxi to fall through it, before it closed.
Naruto clashed with Black Dwarf, and started to fight him, making clones to attack him, as part of a team.
Naruto dodged out of the way of his hook weapon, and as he took another swing at him, Naruto smirked before he was caught in the hook weapon.
Black Dwarf grinned in victory at this, before he saw Naruto's head was smoking, making him tilt his head to the side.
"Hope this hook wasn't expensive" Naruto said with a smirk, before he exploded violently, sending Black Dwarf flying back into a nearby truck.
Tony then attacked Black Dwarf, who roared and tackled him into a park nearby.
Naruto sighed at this, deciding to leave Wong and Strange to deal with Maw.
As he ran into the park, he saw Bruce nearby under a tree branch.
"Come on Hulk, what are you doing? Come out! Come out!" Bruce yelled, as he slapped himself several times.
Before half of his face turned green.
"NO!" Hulk yelled out, before Bruce shrunk back to normal.
"No? What do you mean no?" Bruce asked in confusion.
"What the hell happened to the big guy, to make him such a punk ass?" Naruto asked, as he ran over to Buce, while making some clones to send to help Tony, and the just arrived Spider Man with Black Dwarf.
"He was fine hours ago, until….." Bruce was saying, before he thought to himself.
"What?" Naruto asked, hoping it wasn't anything really bad.
"He got in a fight with Thanos and well, he kinda beat the hell out of him, before I was sent to Earth by Heimdall," Bruce said.
"…..he lost?" Naruto asked curiously, not that surprised, since there was always someone stronger.
["Ha! He got his ass kicked, and now he's being a punk ass! Gahahahahahaha!"] Kurama cackled, as he rolled on his back in Naruto's mindscape, kicking his back legs in the air while holding his sides.
Naruto sighed at this, as he hated to admit it, but Kurama was right. He then looked at Bruce and held up his hand. "Here, let me talk to him," he said, before he placed his hand on Bruce's forehead.
`0o0o0o0`
(Bruce's Mindscape)
Naruto was in an empty white space, and as he looked around, he saw the Hulk sitting at a campfire.
Naruto walked over to Hulk, and sat down next to him.
"So I heard you took a brutal beating," Naruto said simply.
"Hulk no wanna talk about it" Hulk said, not looking at Naruto.
"So, you're just gonna let your friends die then?" Naruto asked with a glare.
Hulk said nothing to this, but looked away.
"Boo hoo you lost one fight, and that's it?" Naruto asked as he got up.
Hulk growled at this, but said nothing.
"So you lost, big deal. Man up, and fight back. You are the Hulk, and the Hulk doesn't just roll over, after one fight goes wrong!" Naruto yelled at the Hulk.
Hulk said nothing to this, as he glared at the ground.
"Oh, you're just gonna say nothing and be a coward?" Naruto asked with a sneer.
This made Hulk look up at Naruto. "Hulk is not a coward!" Hulk yelled in Naruto's face.
Naruto said nothing to this and didn't react, as he glared at the Hulk. "Words are cheap, show me" he said firmly
Hulk glared at Naruto, who just glared back.
`0o0o0o0`
(Outside Bruce's mindscape)
Naruto smirked, and stepped back from Bruce.
"Well, what did - woah!" Bruce was asking, before he felt a surge and he transformed into the Hulk and roared loudly, destroying his shirt.
"Good to see your back. Now, Wong over there needs help with Thanos' son" Naruto said, as he pointed out Black Dwarf fighting against Wong.
Hulk glared at Black Dwarf and roared again, as he charged at the child of Thanos, and tackled him through a tree.
"So, did you and Strange deal with the bald one?" Naruto asked Wong, as he walked over to him.
"No, Strange was captured. Stark and Spider Man went after him" Wong said, as he pointed out the ship, which was flying up into the atmosphere.
"Shit!" Naruto yelled, as he took off flying in his Sage mode after the ship.
["So, I take it they care more about what the wizard has, then taking the big brute with them"] Kurama said simply.
"I felt something coming from his necklace. I have a bad feeling" Naruto thought to himself.
Soon Naruto was getting close to the ship, and saw Tony making a hole in the ship, and with a burst of speed, followed him inside.
"Wow, I'm surprised you could make it up here, whiskers," Tony said, jumping in surprise at seeing Naruto.
"Many talents I have, mmmm" Naruto said doing a Yoda imitation.
Tony groaned at this, as he shook his head at this.
"Before we go save the magic guy, give me a minute" Naruto said, as he took out his Kimoyo beads, which activated and Will's face appeared.
{"What is it! I'm having a situation here, damn it!"} Will yelled, looking like she was in the middle of a fight.
"Will, what's wrong?" Naruto asked with a frown.
{"Stan told me some space asshole was taking the Mind Stone from Ross, so me, Gwen, Shuri and Nebula booked it there to save it, but those assholes took Nebula!"} Will yelled angrily.
Naruto scowled at this, glad that Will had saved the Mind Stone. But Nebula was taken, which he really didn't like.
"Tink, you need to keep that stone under lock down!" Tony yelled at Will.
{"You're with Tony?! He was seen going into space after those aliens! What the fuck Naruto?!"} Will yelled in a panic at this.
"Will, I'm sorry but Tony needs the backup. So please, just get the Mind Stone back to Wakanda, and call whomever you have to for help" Naruto said firmly.
Will frowned at this, before she glared at Tony. {"He better come back alive Tony, or I'm gonna send you back to Pepper missing a limb"} she growled at him.
Tony held up his hands at this. "There won't even be a scratch on him," he said to her.
{"You better hope so Stark"} Will said with a glare.
"Love you Will" Naruto said with a grin at this.
{"Love you too"} Will said, before she hung up.
"You better call Pepper, and let her know what's going on," Naruto said to Tony.
"I already did. Now, where do we start looking for the good doctor?" Tony asked, knowing Naruto could sense where he was.
Naruto nodded at this, as he focused and paused as he looked up. "Oh, god damn it Peter!" he yelled, as he spotted Peter now in a red and gold uniform, who dropped down to them.
"Kid, I told you to go home" Tony said, with a really annoyed tone at the young hero.
"No way. This is obviously a world ending problem, and I can't be a friendly neighbourhood Spiderman if the world ends" Peter said firmly.
"…he's got us there Tony" Naruto said with a sigh, as he could see Peter being useful, since they were low on help here.
Tony sighed at this. "Fine, but you follow our lead, and you follow orders" he said firmly to Peter, who nodded at this, as he followed the two older heroes.
`0o0o0o0`
(Later)
Naruto, Tony and Peter glanced down, and saw Strange held in the air with Maw before him, and what looked like giant needles hovering around him.
As they did, Naruto felt a tap on his shoulder, causing him to pull out a kunai and turned to see Strange's cloak hovering before them.
"Ok, that's new" Naruto said, as he put away his kunai.
"What is it?" Peter whispered as he poked at the cloak, before it slapped his hand away.
"Magic cloak is loyal, who knew" Tony said with a shrug, as he looked at Maw. "Ok, what's the plan?" he asked Naruto.
Naruto looked at Maw and thought to himself.
"Oh, I have one! Did either of you see that really old movie Aliens?" Peter asked.
"…..you want to blow a hole in the ship, and jettison him out?" Naruto asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Mr Stark blows a hole, I'll grab the magic guy along with the cloak and Naruto can distract him, giving Mr Stark the opening" Peter said.
"…what's your IQ Peter?" Naruto asked him, slightly impressed with this quickly thought of plan.
"Ok, we will follow your lead, whiskers" Tony said with a nod
Naruto nodded, before he silently jumped down to confront Maw.
Maw paused his questioning of Strange, and turned to look at Naruto. "I can kill him easily, before you can make any pitiful attempt to stop me," he said as he looked at Naruto.
Naruto glared at this, as he knew that was a possibility, before he threw a tri pronged kunai at Maw.
Which he just caught with his telekinesis and scoffed, as the kunai floated next to his head. "Pitiful" he said.
"Wait for it" Naruto said with a hard tone, before in a flash of yellow, Naruto was next to Maw and he rammed a kunai into Maw's throat.
The blades above Strange instantly fell off of him, as Naruto held Maw down as he started to bleed out, as Naruto pulled his kunai out of his throat.
Maw glared up at Naruto with pure hate, before he fell to the ground, dead.
This caused Strange to fall to the ground, but his cloak appeared on his back before he hit the floor.
"You ok?" Naruto asked Strange as he got up.
Strange nodded at this, as he looked at Maw and then Naruto. "Your reputation for being tricky is well earned, Mr Uzumaki" he said, nodding his head in thanks to Naruto.
Naruto nodded at this, as he turned to Stark and Peter. "Sorry Peter, but he pulled that hostage shit and I saw a way to end it quickly" he said simply.
"You brought a kid with you?" Strange asked in disbelief.
"He more stowed away," Stark said with a shrug.
"Yea, he was stubborn in saving you" Naruto said firmly to Strange
"Plus, I'm 16. I'm Peter, by the way" Peter said with a wave.
"Doctor Strange," Strange said with a nod.
"Oh, we're using our made up names. Then I'm Spider Man" Peter said.
Strange looked at Peter with a flat look at this, while Naruto snickered and Tony went to the controls of the ship.
"Any ideas on how to get home?" Strange asked, as he walked over.
"It's on autopilot. But I'm thinking we actually go to confront this Thanos, instead of making earth a battlefield" Tony said.
"No, I refuse to risk the Time Stone," Strange said with a firm tone.
"Ok, hold on. Can someone explain what the hell Thanos wants, and why he's doing all of this?" Naruto asked, as he approached them.
"He doesn't know?" Strange asked Stark with a raised eyebrow.
"We haven't talked since he and Sparky bailed to Wakanda," Stark said with a shrug.
"Oi, you made your choice backing Ross," Naruto said with a glare.
"I wanted to have some kind of accountability for us, damn it. You're the ones who just snapped and bailed after one asshole threatened you" Tony said with a scowl.
"Remind me to threaten your kid if you ever have one, then let's see you stay calm!" Naruto yelled, getting in Tony's face.
"What, woah! Calm down, this isn't the time for this" Peter said, as he grabbed Naruto's shoulder.
Strange nodded at this, before he explained the situation.
Naruto's eyes widened at this information, and what Thanos was gonna do if he got all six stones.
["Fuck"] Kurama growled, as the idea of just killing half of all life was just insane, even to him.
"He's also doing it, as he has a thing for my mum. Well, in one timeline at least" Deathpool said, as she stepped out of a portal, which soon closed behind her.
"Deathpool, I'm not in the mood for -" Naruto was saying, before getting cut off.
"Neither am I, whiskers. But if you're gonna go confront old scrotum chin, you could use a wildcard on this team" Deathpool said, as she twirled her scythe like a pro.
"Uh, excuse me, but why would Thanos eradicate half of life for death?" Peter asked curiously.
"And who the hell is this?" Strange asked, gesturing to Deathpool.
"In order; the purple Hulk thinks that killing half of life will get mum to notice him, as a marriage gift or something. And I'm one of his many lovers" Deathpool said, as she wrapped her arms around one of Naruto's, while placing her head on his shoulder.
"You wish," Naruto said with an annoyed tone.
"Aww, don't be that way, whiskers. Will said you love a crazy chick, and there ain't no one crazier than me" Deathpool said.
"So, she's our Harley Quinn?" Peter asked curiously
"Ha! I love this kid!" Deathpool said as she laughed, before she gave Peter a noogie.
"Let's just focus on not crashing the ship," Naruto said to Tony.
"Whatever you say puddin!" Deathpool yelled happily, as she continued to give Peter a noogie.
"Fine. But know this the stone is my priority, so I will let any of you die if it means keeping it safe" Strange said firmly.
"Oooo, someone's a DC fan" Deathpool said with a fake scared tone. "Is that your best Batman voice, Sherlock?"
"I have a headache already," Tony said with a groan, as he went to the ship's controls.
"Suck it up, Dolittle! Hey, Nathan Drake! While I have you, you better not be a punk ass, and give up your friends later on!" Deathpool yelled at Peter, while she held up her scythe in a threatening manner.
Peter looked at Deathpool with a bewildered look at this, as Naruto pinched his nose, while shaking his head.
`0o0o0o0`
(With Will)
Back on Earth, Will was with Okoye and Shuri meeting the ship that was landing outside the royal palace. Peni and Cosmo were nearby, while T'Challa approached the ship, which was letting off a lot of people.
The Fantastic 4, the X-Men, Steve Rogers and Peggy, Falcon, Bruce, War Machine, Jennifer, Gwen, Matt, Luke Cage, Danny Rand, Jessica Jones and finally Bucky, who had a brand new metal arm.
"Should we bow?" Bruce asked Sam curiously.
"Yeah, he's the king," Sam said with a nod.
T'Challa and the others approached and Bruce bowed his head.
"That is not necessary," T'Challa said with a smile at Bruce.
Sam snickered at this, along with Jessica, Jennifer and Johnny.
"So, this is where you all ran off to" Susan said to Will, as she approached with Peni and Cosmo behind her.
"Well, captain dickhead gave us little choice. It was either this or we crash with the guardians, and I'm not sharing a bunk with Rocket or Drax" Will said with a grin.
"Will the guardians be joining us?" Reed asked curiously.
"Yea, you called in the cavalry Sparky, you may as well call them" Logan said, as he looked at all the assembled heroes.
"I would have, if those punk asses didn't kidnap Nebula, since she is our only way to call them, besides Naruto" Will said with a scowl.
"Aww, she's adorable. Is this your kid?" Rogue asked with a smile at Peni.
"Yup, this is her. She's my little genius" Will said with a smile.
"Really? What's her IQ?" Reed asked curiously.
"No idea, but she made a mech on her own," Shuri said with a smile at Peni, who smiled back.
"This little miss made a mech? I don't believe it" Johnny said, shaking his head at this.
Peni tapped her watch, and suddenly SP/DR dropped in front of them and stood over Johnny, with a glaring image on its display.
"….point made" Johnny said simply as he sweatdropped, as Peni smiled while Will patted her on the head.
"So, how did things go in New York?" T'Challa asked, as they all entered the palace.
"Well, I fought one of Thanos' so-called kids as the Hulk" Bruce said with a shrug.
"You call that a fight cuz? You went kinda extra on him, by snapping both his arms before Wong sent him to Siberia" Jennifer said with a chuckle.
"Yea, the big guy and Naruto talked, and apparently he has an axe to grind with Thanos" Bruce said with a sheepish chuckle.
"Well, you are all here now, and we need to figure out a way to deal with this," T'Challa said, as Will placed Loki's staff on the table, which had the Mind Stone in its head.
"Thanos' army will be after this, and will burn this planet to cinders to get it" Bruce said firmly.
"What's his plan for these stones?" Steve asked curiously.
Bruce sighed at this, as he knew this was gonna take a bit to explain.
`0o0o0o0`
(One explanation later)
Everyone was shocked at the explanation of what Thanos had planned.
"That's messed up," Peggy said with wide eyes.
"Way to go dragging us into a world ending conflict, red" Luke said with a sigh.
"He's just gonna kill half of all life in the universe, to save resources? Storm asked Bruce.
"Why doesn't he use the stones to, oh I dunno, make us have an infinite supply of resources?" Jessica asked with a scowl.
"He's a war mongering killer. Best to focus on dealing with him, and keeping this away from him" Bruce said firmly, as he gestured to the Mind Stone.
"Okay, let's do this!" Thing yelled, as he raised his fist over the stone, and smashed it down on the Mind Stone.
But the stone just sent Thing flying, and crashing into a wall.
"*It ain't gonna be that easy, as this thing is made of cosmic power*" Cosmo said to everyone, before he explained how they came into the universe.
"Ugh, noted" Thing groaned, as he got up and held his head.
The alarm suddenly went off, getting everyone's attention.
"Brother, we have several ships entering Earth's atmosphere above Wakanda," Shuri said, as she held out her Kimoyo beads, showing a holographic image of a few ships.
"Well, we better not keep our guests waiting. Let's go give them a warm Earth welcome" Will said with a hard look.
Everyone went to leave, but Will stopped Peni from following them.
"Not happening sweetie. Cosmo, you stay here and keep her safe" Will said firmly, before looking at Cosmo.
Cosmo nodded at this, while Peni looked annoyed at the fact she couldn't help.
"You will have your day someday squirt," Jessica said, as she tussled her hair.
`0o0o0o0`
(Later, outside)
Everyone stood outside, ready to fight alongside the army of Wakanda and M'Baku's army, as they watched Thanos' army land and approached the shield, trying in vain to get through it. They noticed that some got through, but either had limbs getting cut off or died in the process.
"Well, at least they are committed," Gambit said, as he twirled a playing card in his hand.
"They are checking for weaknesses around the barrier," Reed said, seeing some of the enemy heading to the side.
T'Challa nodded at this and tapped his earpiece. "Shuri, let them in," he said.
"Good idea. We can keep them here, and keep them from sneaking in" Cyclops said, as he nodded in approval
The barrier then opened and the minions of Thanos charged in.
"Wakanda Forever!" T'Challa yelled out, as his men charged at the enemy.
"Next year in Jerusalem!" Deadpool yelled, as he took out his pistols and fired at the enemy, nailing them in the head.
"How the hell did you get in here Wade?!" Logan yelled, as he slashed out the throat of a minion, before punching another one.
"Yea, I didn't call you!" Will yelled out, as she zipped around and stabbed several of the enemy with a Chidori, before she threw some lightning needles at some charging minions, nailing them in the head
"Oh, Author san's said that I could help out" Deadpool said happily, as he took his katanas out and sliced some of the minions.
Cyclops was blasting them with his optics, while Storm used her weather powers on them, and Jean was sending the enemy flying with her telekinesis.
Johnny, War Machine and Falcon were flying around, and attacking the enemy from afar.
Susan was using her shields to crush the enemy, as Reed was slugging them hard in the face while making his fists huge.
"Oi, elastic man! Make sure you yell out 'Gum Gum Giant Pistol' when you do that!" Deadpool shouted, as he ran by while shooting at Thanos' army.
"Ha! I told you that Manga had good ideas, Reed!" Johnny yelled, as he fired some blasts at the enemy.
"I must admit, comic books do have intriguing ideas," Reed said with a chuckle, before he swung his leg which stretched, and knocked over a group of minions.
"Oh, and there's the 'Gum Gum Whip' too" Deadpool said, as he choked a minion with a belt. "Go to sleep, damn it!" he yelled at the struggling minion, before he stabbed it in the head with his katana.
Kitty used her powers to phase the opposing army into the ground, while Gambit threw exploding cards at them, with Kurt using his teleporting powers to send them high in the air.
Colossus and Beast were easily beating up Thanos' army, while Negasonic Teenage Warhead and Yukio were working together.
"Hi Wade!" Yukio said happily, as she waved at Deadpool, while she electrocuted some minions with her electric chains.
"Hi Yukio!" Deadpool yelled, as he stabbed a minion with a crayon to the eye, before he cut another's head off with his katana.
Daredevil was attacking the enemy with his twin sticks, while Jessica slugged one in the throat, before grabbing him by his jaw, and ripping his head in half
Luke was simply ripping Thanos' men in half, with Danny using his Iron Fist to punch their heads in.
Laura was cutting her way through the enemy along with Logan, while Rogue was manhandling the bigger brutes easily, throwing one at a swarm of little ones, crushing them.
Hulk was tossing any aside that he found, while crushing them with his fists and feet, when he saw Black Dwarf attacking some Wakandan warriors.
"That guy looks like he wants a second round with his new arms, cuz. Let's see if the two of us can deal with him for good" Jennifer said, as she cracked her knuckles.
Hulk grunted in agreement, before he and Jennifer charged at Black Dwarf.
`0o0o0o0`
(With Naruto)
Naruto and the others were sitting in the ship, waiting for the ship to arrive at its destination.
Suddenly the ship shook as what looked like a hole appeared in the ship and Star Lord flew in, followed by Drax, Mantis and Howard and attacked Tony, Strange, Peter and Deathpool
"Well well, it's a Star Lord! Wahoo!" Deathpool said with a bad Italian accent, as she reflected Star Lord's blasts with her scythe.
"Ahhh! Don't lay eggs in my mouth!" Peter yelled seeing Mantis, before he crawled away from her.
Mantis frowned at this, before Naruto landed behind her, causing her to turn to look at him.
"Naruto!" Mantis yelled in surprise, before she hugged him happily.
"Heh, hey Mantis," Naruto said with a smile, as he patted her on the head, making her smile more.
Strange's cloak flew over to Drax and wrapped around his head, before dragging him to the floor. "Die, evil cloak of death" Drax yelled out, as the cloak bashed his head against the ground.
Howard blasted at Strange, who made an energy shield to protect himself.
Tony and Star Lord flew through the air, blasting at each other, before Star Lord landed behind Peter and grabbed hold of him, while Tony landed near Drax and aimed his repulsor at him.
"Okay everybody, chill the fuck out" Star Lord said, as he kept a blaster aimed at Peter's head. He then made his helmet disappear, and aimed his blaster at Tony. "Now, I'm only gonna ask you this once; where the hell is Gamora?"
"Yeah okay, I'll do you one better; who the hell is Gamora?" Tony asked in confusion, as he made his helmet recede.
"No, I'll do you one better; why the hell is Gamora?" Drax asked.
"Will you all shut the fuck up?" Naruto yelled, as he and Mantis approached, getting their attention.
"Naruto! Help us with this robot and his evil cloak!" Drax yelled
"What are you doing here, whiskers?" Howard asked, lowering his shotgun.
"Am I drunk, or is that a talking duck?" Tony asked Naruto.
Naruto ignored this and looked at Star Lord. "Quill, let him go. We're going after Thanos, and could use the help of competent heroes. Do you know any?" he asked him with a pointed look.
Star Lord looked at Naruto, then the others before he let Peter go.
"Let me guess, Thanos has Gamora?" Naruto asked Mantis, who nodded at this.
"Rocket and Groot took off with Thor to help him get a weapon that can kill Thanos" Howard said.
"Wait, you know Thor?" Peter asked in surprise.
"Yeah. Not very good looking, who needed our help" Quill said with a scowl.
"Figures he would go with him, instead of towards Thanos" Naruto said with a sigh.
"We're coming up on wherever this ship is heading!" Tony yelled from the controls.
"Okay, who knows how to fly this thing?" Strange asked.
The guardians all shrugged at this.
"Take cover! Whiskers and Roxette, hide with me!" Deathpool yelled, as she grabbed Naruto and Mantis, and hid behind some controls.
"Who's the crazy chick?" Quill asked Tony curiously, as they all took cover.
`0o0o0o0`
(After the crash)
Everyone got out of the ship, and looked around at the planet.
"Wow, the stories didn't do Titan justice" Howard said, as he looked around with wide eyes.
"The gravity here is really bad" Naruto said, as Mantis and Deathpool jumped around, showing the gravity was indeed low.
"Ok, we need to make a plan for when Thanos arrives," Tony said to everyone.
"Who put you in charge?" Star Lord asked curiously, as he scowled.
"Quill, if you're serious about this, then don't be a moron and lead your team" Naruto said with a hard tone.
Star Lord scoffed at this but nodded, knowing Naruto was right, but his thoughts of Gamora was making him nuts.
"Okay, what Stones does Thanos have so far?" Tony asked.
"Power, Space and Reality. He took Gamora since she knew where the Soul Stone is" Star Lord said
"…..WE'RE AlL GONNA DIE!" Deathpool screamed after a few moments of silence and started to run around in a panic
"Leave it to the crazy one to say what we're all thinking" Howard said with a sigh, as he finished his cigar before tossing it away.
"Woman, will you calm the fuck down?!" Drax yelled at Deathpool.
"Fuck you Batista!" Deathpool yelled, as she pulled her scythe and twirled it around, before she pointed it at Drax.
"Deathpool, save the crazy for Thanos and I'll take you out on a date" Naruto said.
"Eeeeeee! You got a deal whiskers!" Deathpool yelled happily, before she sat down.
Mantis pouted at this, before Naruto patted her on the head.
"Yes, you get one too," Naruto said with a smile at Mantis.
Mantis smiled at this, but paused as she looked over Naruto's shoulder. "Uh, is he supposed to be doing that?" she asked, as she pointed at Strange.
Everyone else looked over, and saw that Strange was hovering in the air with his legs crossed, and green energy around his hands, necklace and head, while his head twitched about, leaving blurs as it did.
"Yo doc, you ok?" Deathpool asked, as she poked him with her finger like a curious child.
Strange stopped floating and fell to his knees, gasping for breath as he did.
"What were you up to?" Naruto asked curiously.
"I was using the stone to forward in time, to view alternate futures. To see all the possible outcomes of the coming conflict," Strange said, as he sat down.
"How many did you see?" Star Lord asked curiously.
"14,000,605" Strange said.
"And how many did we win?" Stark asked, almost dreading the answer.
"….one" Strange said with a firm tone of voice.
This got silence from everyone, as this was really bad odds against them.
"Oh, we are so fucked" Howard said with a groan.
"Not yet. Come here whiskers, I'm not dying a virgin!" Deathpool yelled, as she grabbed Naruto by his shirt and tried to drag him behind some rubble.
"Woman, get off me! We have a situation!" Naruto yelled at the mad merc's daughter.
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(Back in Wakanda)
"There's too many of them!" Peggy yelled, as she threw her shield at one of the minions, causing it to ricochet about from one minion to another, before returning to her hand.
"Well, I've always said I can do this all day, now let's see if I really can," Steve joked, as he and T'Challa fought together against a few minions.
A blast of rainbow energy hit the area, causing some of the minions to get knocked to the ground.
"Cue the Avengers Theme music!" Deadpool yelled out, as a large hammer with an axe on the other end came spinning out, and knocked some of Thanos' minions over, before returning to where it came from, as Thor, Rocket and Groot came out of the rainbow light which then disappeared.
This brought a smile to everyone, as they all cheered.
"Well, looks like they're screwed now," Natasha said with a smirk.
"We haven't won yet. Keep fighting!" Will yelled, as she threw a lightning bolt at a group and vaporised them all.
"Bring me Thanos!" Thor yelled out, as he walked then ran towards the opposing army, with Groot and Rocket behind him, both yelling out. Thor then jumped into the air covered in lightning, before bringing his weapon down with a yell, causing lightning to cover the ground and take out a few of the minions.
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(Back with Naruto )
Naruto and Deathpool were sitting on a structure across from Strange, as he sat and waited for Thanos to arrive.
"Remember, try to help give Mantis an opening to subdue him" Naruto whispered to Deathpool, as a portal opened and Thanos walked out, before it closed behind him.
Naruto then scowled, as he noticed that Thanos now had four stones on his gauntlet.
"Looks like Gamora is banking with mom now" Deathpool said.
Naruto looked at Deathpool with a raised eyebrow at this.
"To get the Soul Stone, you have to give up someone you care about, and he left with Gamora, so it's either her or Nebula," Deathpool said.
Naruto's eyes widened at this, before he clenched his fists, as he didn't know what to hope for in this situation.
"Downey Jr is attacking babe" Deathpool said as she pointed out Tony, who was pushing a massive piece of a ship down at Thanos, seemingly crushing him.
Before the building turned into a swarm of space bats, and started to chase Tony, while the guardians, Strange and Peter attacked Thanos.
"Make him bleed babe" Naruto growled out at Deathpool, as he went into Sage mode.
"As papa Deadpool says: MAXIMUM EFFORT!" Deathpool bellowed, as she shot at Thanos with her scythe.
She started to swing her scythe at the mad titan slashing at him, which he blocked. She soon swung down at Thanos, who caught it with the power of the Space Stone.
"Hey! My scythe, one eyed willy!" Deathpool yelled, as she tried to get it loose, before she was sent flying by a blast from the Power Stone sending her into some rubble. "I'm OK!" she yelled, before some more fell on her. "Less ok!" she groaned out, with her hand twitching slightly.
"Pathetic" Thanos said, before he spotted Naruto approaching him. "Uzumaki" he said, as he readied his gauntlet.
"Nice to know you remember me," Naruto said, as he pulled out some kunai.
"I remember all that catch my interest. Plus, my daughter Nebula kept mumbling your name, while I had her tortured" Thanos stated.
Naruto growled as his body surged with Kurama's power, before he charged at the mad titan, ready to kill him.
P.O.M and Kfbanime87 were in their office, when like always…
You two are evil with that cliffhanger! Deadpool yelled, as he kicked down the door and stormed his way inside
Before he was blasted by a blast from the Power Stone, which was held by P.O.M
Oi! I want one! Kfbanime87 yelled, before he pouted at the fact P.O.M had an Infinity Stone
P.O.M opened a drawer, which had the other five stones. Go nuts: he said simply
Ooooo, I want the Space one! Kfbanime87 yelled happily
Pain….: Deadpool groaned from the ground, as he was pretty much a puddle from P.O.M's attack
I'll get you soon enough. Hold on! Kfbanime87 yelled, as he grabbed the Space Stone
Next from me is The Last Airbender, after Kfbanime87's choice: P.O.M said, as he sat back down
Which he doesn't know yet, cause he's a punk ass! Deadpool yelled
Before a portal opened unleashing him, and he fell through it, before it closed
Where'd you send him? P.O.M asked curiously
I sent him to the worst place on Earth: Kfbanime87 said with a grin
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(With Deadpool)
Deadpool was in an alleyway, in Los Angeles
Oh god, he sent me to hell!...bitchin! Where is Veronika and Loona?! Deadpool yelled, as he ran off happily
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The harem is: Will, Natasha Romanoff, Jennifer Walters, Colleen Wing, Okoye, Jessica Jones, Rogue, Shadowcat, Daisy Johnson, Crystal, Nebula, Emma Frost, Shuri, Spider-Gwen (Gwen Stacy of Earth 65), X-23 (Laura), Trish Walker, Wanda Maximoff, Mystique, Deathpool, Mantis
Any and all flames are no longer welcome. Also, for some reason, if I get a PM from anyone, it wouldn't show me the number(s) on fanfiction (so if you send me a PM, and I reply to it late, that's the reason why).
I've also got a few story ideas on my home page, so if any of you want to use them, just PM me and let me know.
Hope that you all enjoyed this chapter, and that you look forward to what happens in the next one. Thanks to Kfbanime87 for his help in writing this chapter. And after helping Kfbanime87 with one of his fanfics, I'll be updating The Shinobi Airbender next.