Star Wars Episode VII: Return of the Force: Chapter VII: Star Wars Episode VIII: The Force Bites Back: Chapter 1: The Dith Awakens.

Doo DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO "STAR WARS EPISODE VIII: THE FORCE BITES BACK" (This is the opening title crawl. I know it's pointless to have a title crawl in a written story but it's a little goof I'm doing. This stuff gets pretty dark and spooky and we need some comic relief)

"You have been a remarkable apprentice, Dith." Kind Solo said as he turned in his chair. "Now your training is nearly complete."

Dith took a knee as his master turned to face him. "I will do what ever you ask, my master." Dith muttered.

"All that's left for you now is to kill your old master, Luke Skywalker. Only then will you have completed your training and finally be a sith lord." Said Kind Solo.

Goosebums ran down Dith's spine at the name of his former master and his heart began to race really dang fast.

"I know I failed you back at the hosital all those years ago, but I will not fail you again." Dith muttered (but this time angry).

Kind Solo continued spinning around and around in his chair. "For your sake I hope you're right. Now go!" Kind Solo said, still spinning around.

Dith stood up and walked out. He had trouble remembering the face of his former master, Luke. It had been 5 years since he last encountered him. The dark side now almost fully consumed him and any memory he had of his past self.

"Where are we going?" asked Dipwad Dinkledick, Dith's very own protocol droid.

Dith looked at Dipwad angrily replied, "To find Luke Skyfucker!" (That's what Dith calls him cuz he hates him )

Dith and Dipwad boarded Dith's personal ship, the Dith Star and headed straight for the city planet, Coruscant.

Meanwhile back on Croissant…

"Use the force. Feel, don't think." Luke said as he trained his new padawan.

"Okay, master. I'll feel and I won't think." Said the padawan.

"Good. If you feel and don't think, you will have nice use in the force." Looke replied.

Suddenly an alarm went off inside the jedi temple. Luke's new apprentice was scared and didn't want to take his hood off. (He's wearing a hood up)

"There's been a security breach!" Shouted Chipgrip over the intercom.

"Woof woof" barked Chapstick.

Luke looked at his hooded padawan and we've got trouble.

The doors opened and a mysterious hooded figure walked in. Luke and his apprentice stood ready.

"Where is your old padawan?" the Hooded figure asked.

Luke got frowny faced . He hadn't thought of Dith since…

"BUZZ… BUZZ" All of the sudden the hooded figure pulled out two red lightsabers and removed their hood.

"God fucking dammit its Senthos!" Luke shouted.

"Your old padawan stole my master. Kind Solo abandoned me so he could train him! And now you're going to tell me where he is!" Senthos shouted.

Luke pushed his little button and made his lightsaber come out. The green and red lights mixed together in the dark room, making a brown glow (gross).

"Idk" Luek said very angry.

Luke jummed toward Senthos and they clashed lightsabers.

"Bing bang boom pow" Said the lightsabers as the clashed together.

Luke's padawan shuttered in fear in the back corner of the room. He was unconfident in his abilities. He did not know of the power he possessed. He didn't even build his own lightsaber. He bought it from his favorite store.

The Dith star came closer and closer to Corosontt.

"I can feel a stronk presence on this planit." Dith muttered to Dipwad.

Dipwad looked up at Dith and then back down to the control panel. "Landing on Coruscant in 10 minutes."

Queen Leia and King Solo were watching tv in their castle completely unaware of the situation.

"Clish clash paddy pash" The lightsabers of Luke and Senthos continued to strike eachother.

"I told you I don't know were he is! I haven't seen the guy in years!" Luke shouted over the sounds of the lightsabers.

Senthos didn't listen. She continued giving Luke the smacks with her lightsabres.

Luke's padawan was still cowering in the corner with his hood up. He had never faced a sith before.

All of a sudden the clashing stopped. Luke and Senthos stood on either side of the room breathing heavily.

"You've gotten nicer use in the force since I faced you last." Luke said.

Suddenly a third red lightsaber appeared behind Senthos. It swung and cut off her head. (She was a Kamenoite so her neck was very long and skinny and easy to cut off) Senthos fell to the floor (dead).

Luke looked up at the new hooded figure that now stood where Senthos once stood.

"It can't be!" Luke whispered.

The figure removed his hood. It was Dith.

"This is the end for you my old master. My use in the force is stroger since we last fight." Dith said.

The room was still dark. Only the faint glow of Luke and Dith's lightsabers lit the room. Dith extended his arm and force pushed Luke backwards. Luke flew back and hit his head on a big big rock and passed out.

Lukes new apprentace looked up at Dith.

"No… it cant be." He whispered to himself.

Dith looked over at the hooded apprentice and point his lightsaber at him. "Who are you?" He asked firmly.

"You don't remember?" The apprentice asked, reaching for his belt.

"Should I remember?" Replied Dith.

The hooded apprentice pulled out a lightsaber handle from under his robe and made it come out. A purple glow illuminated his side of the room.

Dith felt a presence he had not felt since he was a child.

"I'm done cowering in fear." Saif the apprentice. "it's time for me to use this lightsaber I got from Pretty Purple, and finally stand up to darkness." He continued as he removed his hood.

"No… It can't be!" Dith murmured.

The apprentice held his purple lightsaber close to his face. It was Dith's old friend from his childhood, Chith.

B continue…