Star Wars: Episode VII: Chapter 8: Star Wars: Episode VIII: The Force Bites Back: Chapter 2: Chith…

The glow of Chith's purple light saber clashed with the glow of Dith's red light saber and added a maroonish glow to the room. Both Chith and Dith looked at each other with the intensity of burning, white suns. Duth lunched towards Chith and swung his light saber. Chith got surprised and jummed back.

"I don't want to do this, Dith!" Barked Chith.

"Hey fuck off." Said Dith

Dith swung his light sombo back at Chith. Chith didn't listen to Dith and slammed his light saber at Dith's light saber. "CLOOM!" The light sabers clashed and we've got trouble.

"Boom boom pow wiggity wow" Those light sabers said as they clish clashed together.

"You're a fool to trust my old master!" Dith said.

"No you're a fool for siding with the dark seed!" Chith replied.

Dith pushed real hard on his light saber and pushed CHith back. Dith did a big force on CHITH WHAT A DOUCHE! (fuck Dith).

"Come do the dark side, bitch!" Yelled Dith (damn Dith is EVIL). "I'll show you the ways of the force!" Dith continued.

"I'd never side with a man as evil as Kind Solo!" Chith shouted!

Chith and Dith clashed teir light sabers again and again and again.

Dith grabbed Chith by the shirt and threw him out the window. Chith flew down the side of the building. Dith looked out the now broken window and then walked away. As Chith fel he flipped over and grabbed a passing speeder.

He then dropped from that speeder and then dropped to another. Then kicked in a window to the building and then rolled into a lower floor.

Dith climbed into his ship and flew away.

Dith flew back to his master, Kind Solo and told him he had successfully killed the two jedi.

Kind Solo said, "Good good."

But Chith wasn't drad. He was live.

"I must go get Master Luke"

Chith ran to the top of the stairs and shook Luke awake. Luke looked up and a tear fell from his eye. Was sad.

King Solo came on the big screen and said "Hey you two! The planet Nimrod is being attacked by Sith forces!" He said.

"Send us there!" Said Luke!

End of chapter.

Now I'd like to note this "Force awakens" bull shit. Okay the whole script was copied from my story and named were changed. General Snoke is clearly Kind Solo, Kylo Ren is clearly Dith. Chith is clearly Rey, and Luke was clearly Luke. I'm pissed and will not see Episode Rogue One, Episode VIII, Han Somo, Episode IX, and so on. U shud not either, Fuck JK Abraham. Fuck Geord Lukez. Fuck Alan Chips.