Star Wars Episode VII: Return Of The Force: Chapter 10: Star Wars Episode VIII: The Force Bites Back: Chapter 4: The Big Fat Mix Up

Chith and Luke were sitting on their little tiny stools in their jail sale. Jaim'z Supplebutt was chortling and rubbing his hands together, kicking and screaming with joy because he caught the two jedi.

"Golly this guy really rubs me the wrong way. I wanna shove my lightsaber up his asshole right now!" Chith said to Luke. (Chith is just very angry, he is not gay.)

"Patience, Chith. Use the force." Luke muttered.

"You'll never be able to make a big force trick on me! Jaim'z said. "These jail cells are 100% force proof! And I'm waaaay to smart to succumb to a mid trick!"

"Okay well check this out!" Chith said as he rose from his itty bitty stool. He turned to Luke and winked and smiled and winked again.

"Chith what are you doing?" Luke whispered.

"I got something up my sleeve, master." Chith said as he turned around.

Chith did the Professor X thing where he put his fingers against his brow and waved his hand and shouted "JEDI MIND TRICK TIMES FOUR!"

Jaim'z unlocked the sincerely looked into Chith's eyes. "Wow, what a great trick! Good one." He said letting the two jedi escape.

Luke and Chith ran the hell out of Jaim'z's base!

Dith and Kind Solo were talking shit on the two jedi when we've got trouble. A Cp-30 came into the room "The two jedi have been captured by Jaim'z the bounty cunter.

"Go get the information from them my boy." Kind Solo said to Darth Dith.

Darth Dith was furious he hadn't killed Chith. "Oaaaaaaaah you wait Chith. You little bitch. You wait till i get you!" He said to himself through his teeth.

Darth Dith casually walked through the exploding village and to Jaim'z headquarters and Jaim'z did a little dance towrds Dith.

"Why are you trying to lighten the mood?" Dith asled.

"Well. I lost 'em!" Jaim'z said as he shrugged and made a little smile.

"Dammit Jaim'z you failed me for the last time!" (It was the only time) Dith said. "You're fired you gotta go!"

"Aw but I promise i'll get them back!" Jaim'z said.

"No. Bye-bye." Dith said.

Jaim'z was pissed off!

Chith and Luke ran through the forest LUKEing at all the destruction the sith had caused. "Dammit I am so pissed at these goddamn assholes!" Luke said. He was piss.

Max Rebo was gay.

Chith looked at Luke and said "Damn, Luke! You gotta get your emotions under control! You gotta getta work on your emotions! You gotta get help, man!" Chith barked.

"You're getting pretty wize now, Chith" Luke said. "You're getting nice use in the force, you little scoundrel."

The two jedi jummed into tier speeders and flew to the planet Crait. And Dith followed suit.

They all three landed and hopped out of their speeders. Approached each other.

"Dith, I lived through our last fight, so I'm alive. I am alive and you won't be." Chith said. "After I beat you in a fight." Chith said.

"You will never beat me! I'm Darth Dith! The most powerful sith in the galaxy!" Dith said as he raised both his arms in the air.

Chitch got real impressed about darth dith and his new name." Thatr's great…" he spuddered. "He's darth dith now… how elegant…" he blushed.

Dith pulled out his red lightsaber and made it come out. But it came out of both ends. It was a daul sided saber. It was new. It was cool.

Chith scoffed at Dith's new lightsombo.

"Hmph how dare you giggle at ME!" Dith SHOUTED REALLY LOUD! (douche)

Chitch got out his purple saber. He turned it on and did some cool new tricks with his power. "Are you checking me out right now?" Chitch did say. "I'm so more powerful now that I was training."

Luke pulled out his green lightsaber was ready for battle. "Let's do this, fucko!"

FIGHT!

So the lightsabers started clashing. Green, purple, and red. Came out as like a gross brown when combined. (Damn it. I knew I shouldn't have written that. Sorry guys! Just a little poop humor ;).)

"Vroom vroom erwt!" the lightsabres sait as the vroomed through the air. "Clish clash piddy pash. Wiggity wiggity wash!" These are some crazy lighsabers we got here.

SUddenly Luke's robot hand fell off, because the lightsaber clashes were too harsh for his weak hands to bear. "Pathetic.' Ctich scoffed at him. He knew his master was probably weaker then him. Luke Said he was sorry though.

"What a fucking moron!" Dith said. Chith nodded to Dith in agreement.

Luke agreed. "Yeah, you know what? I'm pretty much the padawan now, and you're the master." said Luke to Chith.

"That's what I'm sayin. That's what I've been sayin all along." Chith spoke aloud to the audience of Darth Dith and his new padawan, Luke.

Luke: "So it's official. I'm the padawan now, and you're the master instructer, fuckface."

Chithch: Yolp. It's now official. Said Chith toi his padawam Luke SKywalker.

Chith must be real strong boy. Dith thought as he swung is lightsaber. He did a big force on the two jedi and they flew back and hit a rock. Dith put away his lightsaber.

"You two forcers are going down!" A voice called from behind Dith.

Dith turned to see who it was. It looked like Senthos. "I am Darry, Senthos's brother." He did a little dance and everyone was shocked. Fuck Disney.