Cersei had been exhausted from her labor and was sleeping soundly. He was nearly falling asleep himself when her voice knocked him back to reality.
"Jaime! You're still here?"
"Of course. You know I'd never leave you alone here."
"I'm glad. Tommen's labor took so much longer than the others. I thought you might have gone home."
"Nope. Never. I've been here the whole time you slept. Would you like me to get you anything?"
"Some Italian take out would be nice. I'm starving and this hospital food is crap!"
"You actually ate some of it? When?" he asked, surprised.
"Right after my labor finished, when you were taking forever to bring me the stuff from the limo that I forgot. As this is the highest rated hospital in all the state, I figured maybe the food would be better than typical hospital food. They even have a menu you can choose from. Well, spoiler alert. All of it was crap."
"How much of it did you have?"
"I tried around a half a dozen or so entries and a couple of snacks. None of it worth a second bite. Some of it even looked so unappetizing that I didn't bother trying it. I let them know I will be in contact with the owner of this hospital."
"You had them send a six dishes back?" asked Jaime incredulously.
"Probably more like seven or eight. Robert's insurance is paying for it all anyway, not that we couldn't afford it."
He groaned silently at the mention of Robert, "Is he gonna make it back before you are discharged?"
Cersei smiled. "Doesn't seem so. Hey, wanna take a selfie with the baby and me?"
He smiled. "Sure." With that Cersei used the call button to have a nurse bring Tommen to her.
The two proud parents then proceeded to take a bunch of selfies. To everyone else these would be pictures of a man with his sister and nephew, but they would later smile at how foolish everyone was. Three beautiful, perfect golden children, all of them as Lannister as could be and no one was the wiser.