Top Harry Drabble: Harry/Danny(Hawaii 5-0)

Chapter Summary: In which a dragon lands in front of Detective Danny William's car.

"What color is it?"

"Color? Color? Harry, it's a dragon! A dragon! I don't give a shit what color it is!" Danny yelled over the phone. "It's gonna kill me."

"Danny!"

"What color is it, he says," Danny muttered, still pointing his gun at the creature that had landed in front of him. "It's freaking black and it's got golden eyes! How the fuck does that help?"

The dragon stood a few feet in front of his car, digging its claws into the dirt underneath it. Its eyes were peered down at him and Danny could swear it was looking at him funny and not like it was about to eat him. There was no smoke coming out of its nostrils but then again… What did he really know about dragons? He had thought Harry was joking about dragons being real just last night. Why the fuck was this his life? Putting up with McGarrett was enough stress for him, thank you.

Though to be fair, putting up with Steve was a different kind of stress when the man just kept on finding ways to lose his shirt.

"It looks like it thinks I'm a pretty princess and wants to take me away to its lair!" Danny yelled over the phone again. "Harry!"

"It's Norberta! Hold on. Don't know why she's here," Harry muttered, hanging up the phone a second later.

Danny rolled his eyes and swore as the dragon turned, its tail swinging towards his camaro. "Harry, I swear…"

"What?"

Danny swore again and loudly when he glanced over at the passenger seat. Harry had just popped in, with no forewarning, no nothing and was looking at him just like the dragon was looking at him.

"Fuck, Harry. Just go deal with the dragon! I don't want any suspicious burns or dragon slobber on my car, okay? Is that just too much to ask? Huh?"

Harry snorted and opened the passenger door, slipping out of the car quietly enough. His black hair was all over the place and his green eyes were lit in amusement as he spared a glance at Danny again.

"Just go, okay?" Danny gestured towards the dragon, Norberta, waving at it. "And not a word about this to your friends."

"I wasn't going to say anything," Harry remarked, winking at him and then closing the door. "Norberta! Hey, girl!"

Danny sighed and holstered his gun, watching as Harry took a few steps away from his car and stopped. Norberta let out a roar, loud and rather happy sounding, as she saw Harry. Danny watched as Harry waited, letting Norberta come to him, and then held out a hand, palm up.

The man and dragon stood there quietly for a few minutes, Norberta nuzzling into Harry's hand, letting out quiet snuffs of air occasionally.

"You can come out now, if you want to," Harry said, raising his voice a little. "She's not going to hurt you."

Danny stared at him, looked around at their surroundings on the North Shore of Hawaii, and then shrugged. There weren't many people, if any, around them and he did trust Harry. Ever since Danny had been the one assigned to guide the other man around Jersey for a conference five years ago, Harry had been easy to get to know and to trust.

He stepped out of his car and leaned against the door as he studied Norberta the dragon. "She like a great big cat or something?"

Harry laughed and stroked Norberta's snout. The dragon let out a low rumble of pleasure deep in her throat and Danny grinned a little, still keeping his distance. "Yep. Explains why she didn't like you."

Danny glared at him and Harry shrugged. "She didn't not like you. I was joking."

"Of course. Why is she here? Does she have a crime to report or…"

Harry's eyes widened a little and then he snorted, shaking his head. "Nah. She's just here to mate with some of the Hawaiian dragons. She says they're… Eww, Norberta! No, I'm not translating that!"

Danny let out a surprised laugh, dropping his hands to his waist. "So… Hawaiian dragons?"

"There's a dragon reserve on one of the smaller islands, one of the less populated islands. Charlie's working there now apparently. And for the record, Danno, it's Disney dragons who want to take you away to their lairs. Real dragons don't give a shit about humans unless we intrude on them."

"Yeah, well, how was I supposed to know?"

Harry shrugged. "You do kinda look…"

"Finish that sentence, Harry. I dare you."

Harry grinned at him and then pulled away from Norberta, shooing her off. Danny listened as Harry muttered something to Norberta in parseltongue, heat sparking in his body at the rough language. Whenever Harry spoke in that language during sex, it never failed to go straight to his cock instantly and now it was no different. And damn him, Harry knew what he was doing to him too.

Danny caught Harry smirking at him and flipped him off.

Harry's eyes widened a little as he licked his lips.

"Ah, come on. I'm working here!"

"Now? I'm pretty sure you're not on a case right now," Harry replied idly as they both watched each other. "This instant anyway."

"You came all the way from the big island to do this? For a booty call?"

"And to save you from the scary dragon. Don't forget that."

Danny groaned. Harry grinned at him and whispered something else in that language of his. His cock perked up and hardened at the look the other man was giving him, making him breathless with it. Sweat dripped down his neck and forehead as he shuddered with want and he inwardly cursed the Hawaiian sun for being this warm.

"Harry. Fuck."

Harry quickly closed the distance and muttered something under his breath. Danny hoped it was something to hide their actions and then let out a strangled moan as Harry slipped a hand underneath Danny's shirt, rubbing circles on his skin. Danny reached out for Harry, drawing him in for a heated kiss and Harry met him halfway, licking his way into his mouth.

When Harry's hand moved downward, slipping under his jeans, Danny's heart raced and he bucked up, his cock hardening even more at the hint. Harry grinned and leaned his forehead against his as he moved his hand, stroking over his cock, squeezing slightly and rubbing lightly. Danny groaned and melted, his release hitting him as his toes curled in his shoes.

Harry slipped an arm around him and held on, moving around him to lean against the car too. Danny slid back against Harry, leaning against the man's shoulder, as they watched Norberta watch them.

"Did she just watch us." Danny stared up at the dragon, who was looking at them with an amused look in her eyes.

"I am unimpressed by you," Danny exclaimed, flipping her off and glaring at her.

Norberta rumbled deep in her throat, her tail idly moving behind her. Harry laughed out loud and continued laughing when he glanced at Danny, who threw up his hands in exasperation.

"Dragons have their own magic so they're usually immune to our shielding magics."

"Are you sure she wanted to mate with another dragon?" Danny questioned, feeling his heart slow down and his breathing even out. "Cause she looks like she wants you."

Harry let out an offended noise and elbowed him. "Why would you say that? I cannot unhear that now."

Danny laughed.

"I bet Steve would like to see her. Super Seal that he is, he'd want to approach her…"

"Wait. Seal? As in the muggle Navy Seals?"

"Yeah?"

"Steve… as in Steve McGarrett?"

Danny turned to look at Harry, raised an eyebrow at him. "The one and the same. He gives me a headache on a daily basis."

Harry's eyes narrowed and he let out a snort of surprised laughter. "Should have known from your stories after work. That man's good in bed."

Danny's eyes widened and he started to laugh. Judging by Harry's expression, his laughter was taking on a hysterical edge and he didn't give a shit.

"Of course you two know each other. Of fucking course. The two danger magnets in my life know each other. How did you meet?"

"On a classified operation."

"Sure. Of course. That's the only answer."