Chapter 11 Ninja Nonsense
I don't own Naruto. Anything I use from the story is the property of its creator Masashi Kishimoto. Same with anything I use from other stories
(Uzumaki Compound)
A smiling Naruto made his way towards his showers ready to start a new day. His dates were settled, and he still had a few days off after the mission in Wave, which meant he could relax, "Well I guess it's time to enjoy my vacation properly." Naruto smiled as he opened the door to the bathroom. He had no idea that the bathroom was occupied
"Genma is that you. I thought you would've had enough after last night" a very familiar voice spoke up causing Naruto to focus again.
"What the. Kurenai-sensei!" Naruto gasped as he gathered himself. Apparently Kurenai was in his shower and sleeping with his Uncle given what she said.
"Naruto!" Kurenai gasped aware she had messed up big time. Luckily for her, Naruto couldn't see her completely since she was still behind the curtain.
"Bye" Naruto said quickly as he left the room before Kurenai could say anything else. Nothing good could come from him sticking around and he knew it.
(Scene Skip)
Arriving in his room, Naruto took a chance to calm down before thinking about the wild start to his day, 'I wonder when she started dating Uncle Genma' Naruto thought to himself. Admittedly he thought Hinata and Yakumo's teacher was attractive and he'd be lying if he hadn't pleasured himself to her image on a few occasions over the years.
"They may not be dating, but they definitely are sleeping together if her words are any indication" Kurama reminded him with a chuckle.
'Right' Naruto replied recalling Kurenai's response before she realized she was talking to the wrong person. Boy was that a surprise. He was broken from his musing by a knock on the door and he had a fairly good idea of who it was
"Naruto can we… talk." Kurenai said nervously from outside the room. He imagined she was quite embarrassed to be caught in Naruto's shower and confessing to the relationship with his Uncle.
"Sure" Naruto replied and Kurenai walked in dressed in her normal outfit and to his admitted surprise, showing no indication she was in the shower a few minutes ago. Based on her expression, she was pretty nervous.
Taking a deep breath, Kurenai decided to come clean. "When I first found out just how far you had gone with Hinata and Yakumo, I was incredibly angry. I felt like a young man was messing with girls I saw as my daughters. Genma… helped me realize that you guys were being responsible despite the fact you all read that book series." Kurenai admitted with a bit of venom. She would be lying if she said finding out just how much Hinata and Yakumo wanted to do with Naruto was discomforting, but they were adults and she had to reluctantly accept that.
"Yep. We waited this long because I didn't want to rush things because of the delicacy of the situation. Honestly I suspect the girls would've done stuff with me long ago if not for me holding them back" Naruto admitted.
"I see" Kurenai frowned unsure of how else to respond.
"Speaking of which, Yakumo and I had a bit too much fun last night so don't be surprised if she's limping in training" Naruto said cheekily.
"Understood. Now if you don't mind, I'm going to get going because unlike certain genin I have work to do" Kurenai replied with some snark of her own.
"In my defense, I was given a week off." Naruto shrugged.
Kurenai smiled at the response, "Just don't get too lazy. I doubt Genma or my girls would be too happy if something happened because you weren't paying attention to your surroundings."
Naruto appreciated the taunt and decided to come back with one of his own, "At least I know not to call out to somebody without making sure it's who you think they are first. Then again, I'd probably have taken that shower with you if you hadn't done so." Naruto smirked.
Kurenai blushed heavily because he was right. She completely spaced on the fact that Naruto was home and it would've led to a very awkward conversation, "Just promise not to tell my girls about me and Genma." Kurenai requested.
"Deal." Naruto replied and the two parted ways.
(Scene Skip)
As he strolled through the village, Naruto was both looking forward to and dreading what he decided to do on his day off. He was happy because he was going to finally visit Haku, something he should've done sooner, but he figured that he should settle things with the others first. Naruto was going to get Haku flowers as a bit of an apology for not seeing her sooner which meant he had to do something he was not looking forward to, go to the Yamanaka Flower shop.
"With any luck she'll be at training still or on a mission." Kurama wondered.
'Yep' Naruto groaned. He got along with most of his classmates and Ino was one of the exceptions. Her horrible attitude towards anybody not named Sasuke drove him crazy, but what made her worse than Sakura was that she was hopeless as a ninja despite having a clan to back her up. Opening the door, he heard somebody running quickly, but he was more concerned with finding what he wanted. Most people weren't aware of this, but Naruto actually liked flowers and they had a small garden at the compound that he tended to. Genma or Yugao usually bought what he needed because of Naruto's relationship with Ino but this was personal, so he had to do it himself. Making his way to the cashier's office he twitched violently when he saw Ino was standing at the counter. He could see something was off, but he dismissed it when he remembered that somebody was running quickly earlier and figured it was Ino.
"What the heck are you doing here Naruto?" Ino complained.
"I'm wondering if you have blue amaryllis flowers here." Naruto answered ignoring her attitude. The amaryllis flower symbolized strength and determination which suited Haku perfectly.
Ino was slightly caught off guard by that, "Who would you be buying these for." Ino said with a devious smile forming on her face.
"A friend." Naruto replied not wanting to bother explaining himself to Ino.
"Which one, Hinata Yakumo or Tenten." Ino probed.
"I'm not telling."
"Then I'm not getting you the flowers." Ino huffed.
Naruto was furious at Ino for denying him and was about to leave until a surprising source intervened. 'Hey kit take a large whiff of the room.' Kurama sad with a chuckle of his own.
Naruto was surprised by the request. but when he took a whiff, he was hit with a fragrance he had become very familiar with. One that made him form a vicious grin of his own. It was time for some payback, "I assume you're watching the store for your parents." Naruto said calmly.
"Yeah what about it" Ino twitched.
"I wonder how your dad would feel if he knew you were playing with yourself while you were supposed to be working." Naruto smirked causing Ino's eyes to widen.
"You must be kidding. Why would I do something so disgusting?" Ino protested.
Naruto smiled and decided to look for more evidence to Ino's actions. Luckily for him, she made it easy, "I don't know. I mean, I notice you're not wearing your arms warmers and you're pretty sweaty. Plus, somebody was running pretty quickly when I walked in. Maybe it was because somebody was bored and decided to masturbate instead of watching the shop. But what do I know?" Issei smirked.
Ino blushed heavily because she was caught and she knew enough about Naruto to know that she couldn't lie to him, "I'll make you a deal Naruto. I'll give you a bouquet of blue amaryllis for free if you don't tell anybody what happened." Ino scowled. She had a reputation to keep and that would ruin it completely. The fact it was Naruto that caught her made it worse since they didn't get along. Hopefully the flowers would appease him.
"Deal. It's a shame you have such a lousy attitude because you are kinda cute Ino." Naruto teased deciding to have some more fun with the blonde.
Ino blushed again but that quickly faded, "Shame for you I'm only into real guys like Sasuke." Ino countered.
"Shame that Sakura already got to him." Naruto countered back.
"What!" Ino exclaimed before running around the desk towards Naruto and grabbing him. "What the hell happened!?"
During our last mission, Sakura apologized for her previous fangirl behavior and promised to become a better ninja if Sasuke gave her a chance and Sasuke agreed." Naruto smiled. The truth was he and Kakashi teased him into it and Sakura was available, but he figured he'd throw Shikamaru a solid and get Ino to be less of a Sasuke fangirl and a better ninja. He liked the guy and he knew Ino being less… Ino would be better for him.
"Damn it" Ino huffed as she pulled away from Naruto.
"So… about those flowers." Naruto said cheekily enjoying his victory.
"Just remember to keep your mouth shut Naruto." Ino huffed before going to grab the flowers he wanted.
"Yeah yeah" Naruto replied.
"I'm surprised you didn't do much worse considering your past together." Kurama chuckled.
'The flowers were more important than any blackmail.' Naruto replied.
"You're too nice" Kurama groaned.
Ino returned with the flowers and gave them to Naruto, "Here are your flowers. Now get out"
Naruto walked away with a smile on his face, "Next time try using a clone to watch the store. Privacy seals would probably help too." Naruto smirked. Just as he closed the door, he could hear a scream from Ino and was pleased with a job well done. He'd keep her secret for now, but he'd make sure to hold it against her if she ever stepped out of line again.
(Scene Skip)
With the flowers sealed up and ready for transport, Naruto arrived at the T&I department where Haku was being held. Luckily for him, the person he was looking for found him soon after he arrived, "Hey brat what's up?" Anko smiled.
"I came to see Haku for a visit." Naruto explained knowing Anko would help him out.
"Come with me. I'll take you to one of our interrogation rooms and you can talk with her there." Anko smiled.
"Thanks" Naruto replied as they walked through the building.
"So how are things brat. Yugao and Genma don't tell me too much." Anko probed.
"Sorry Anko but you'll have to ask them." Naruto replied calmly.
Anko sighed but realized she could just ask them. Luckily for her, finding what Naruto wanted didn't take long. "I'm assuming this will work" Anko smiled opening the door. The room she brought him two had a large white table and two chairs.
"Yeah" Naruto replied deciding.
"Now get in while I go get your girl" Anko smiled as she left Naruto alone. After a little under five minutes the door opened to reveal Haku dressed in the gray tunic and matching pants that most prisoners wore but her long hair was out, "Hello Haku" Naruto smiled standing up instead of sitting on the chairs.
"Hello Naruto. It's nice to see you" Haku replied as she walked over to Naruto and they embraced for a bit.
"Technically I'm supposed to be watching her but this is a private conversation and I know well enough to stay away. Don't do anything that wouldn't find itself in one of Kakashi's books while I'm gone." Anko teased.
"No promises" Haku smiled as Anko chuckled before leaving them alone.
Ignoring Anko's teasing, Naruto walked over to the table with a smile on his face, "I brought you a gift"
"Oh" Haku wondered.
"Yep. You might not be able to use them for a while, but I figured that it's just another thing to hold on to." Naruto smiled as grabbed the seal from his pocket and placed it on the table before unsealing the flowers.
Haku gasped as she saw the blue amaryllis. Haku was familiar with the language of flowers. Because of that she knew how significant her new present was. "They're incredible." Haku smiled.
"Glad you like them. It's a shame I have to hold onto them until you get moved out of here but it's a start." Naruto frowned. In hindsight he should've waited until after she was released to get the flowers but thanks to the seal, they'd be just fine.
"So, until tomorrow" Haku revealed.
"Really!" Naruto's eyes widened not expecting that.
"Yes. They have an apartment ready for me and I'll be moved out tomorrow. Ms Yugao will be checking in on me for a few weeks but otherwise I'm fine." Haku smiled.
"Awesome" Naruto said happily glad that she'd be out as soon as she was.
"Looks like that's two things to look forward to when I get out of here." Haku smiled warmly. Naruto took the liberty of watching Chappy for Haku while she was in isolation. It was a testament to Haku's training that the rabbit hadn't employed the various tricks Haku taught her to escape and find her master, but they would be properly reunited soon enough.
Naruto knew exactly what the other things was and admittedly he was looking forward to it also, "I'm just glad you like the flowers" Naruto replied before sealing the flowers away.
"Did you know that your girls came to visit me a few days ago." Haku revealed catching Naruto off guard.
"Really" Naruto replied nervously.
"Yes. They're lovely girls and I'm sure we'll all get along." Haku assured him aware that he was nervous about the situation Naruto found himself in.
"That's good." Naruto sighed.
"Am I right in assuming you haven't come to visit me because you had dates with them and wanted to focus on those." Haku smiled.
"Yes, you are." Naruto answered. What happened on those dates wasn't really something he wanted to tell Haku although she probably had a good idea.
"When I get out. I want a date of my own" Haku
"That I can do, but you'll just have to settle for this" Naruto smiled as he moved back over to Haku and wrapped his arms around her waist before pulling her in for a kiss. It was a simple kiss but considering that she was moving into a new house the next day, it would hold both of them over.
(Scene Skip)
His visit with Haku over, Naruto made his way over to the Uchiha compound to see Sasuke. As he walked through the barren compound, he thought back to the day that Itachi killed everyone and wondered what could've caused him to do it."Why Itachi. Why did you do that?" Naruto mumbled.
"Until you get strong enough to ask him yourself don't worry about it." Kurama replied. Itachi's betrayal was a very sore subject for Naruto and it was one of the few things that could actually put him in a bad mood.
'I'll try' Naruto replied as he arrived at the house and knocked on the door. After a small wait Sasuke opened the door and he was wearing a large blue kimono with the Uchiha symbol on it. It was his formal wear and admittedly Naruto hadn't seen him wear it in a while.
"I'm surprised you're not spending more time with your girls." Sasuke smirked.
"I did that the last few days. Plus, I was curious how your training was going now that you have a Sharingan." Naruto smiled.
"I can't do much since I'm alone, but I have been sparing against myself for a bit." Sasuke admitted.
"Has sensei come to visit you at all?" Naruto wondered.
"He did for a bit, but that was mostly about Uchiha clan business."
"I see" Naruto sighed. Considering that both of them have such jaded pasts, Naruto figured Kakashi would bond more with Sasuke. Then again, he was his advisor and sensei, so they already had a good bond.
"I did get a visit from Sakura though. We did… a different type of spar." Sasuke smirked knowing Naruto would appreciate the wording.
"Atta boy. I shouldn't be the only one getting some." Naruto replied with a thumbs up.
"You do realize that most people our age aren't thinking about that right?" Sasuke replied.
"I think they do when they're not on missions. You know when your life isn't on the line. Once they become chunin that changes since they can control far more" Naruto reminded him.
"Good point" Sasuke replied.
"Well since we have a little time, how about we spar. I need to kick off some rust" Naruto smiled.
"Give me a second to go get changed." Sasuke replied happily. Naruto wasn't the only one thinking about Itachi and he needed a distraction.
(Scene Skip)
"You've had what four days off now." Tenten groaned as she relaxed in bed with Naruto. Naruto was in ocean blue boxers while Tenten was in a wine-red bra with thong panties. When she came over, it was clear that Tenten was exhausted from training, so he told her they should just cuddle for tonight. Tenten really couldn't disagree either hence their current position.
"Something like that." Naruto smiled as he held her close to his body. Typically, Tenten slept naked but she kept her underwear on tonight. A way of… restraining herself.
"So… how is Haku doing?" Tenten asked curiously. She knew Naruto well enough to know that he probably went to see her today.
"She's fine. She's actually moving into a new apartment tomorrow which means things are about to get interesting."
"How do you figure" Tenten wondered.
"Most of the village still doesn't like me, and I don't want them to start treating Haku like dirt if I'm seen with her." Naruto admitted reluctantly. The idea he had to transform into an ANBU to help her move in drove him nuts.
"Good point" Tenten frowned.
"So, have you girls had any problems recently?" Naruto wondered. Since he was so pubic with Tenten he was worried she would be facing consequences for associating with him.
Tenten gulped since she was hoping he wouldn't bring that up, "We're doing pretty well right now."
"I see" Naruto frowned aware she was lying.
Tenten realized his concern and spun to kiss him, "I'll be fine Naruto. I have the support of three major clans and the ANBU. The worst we've got is business is down amongst some shinobi" Tenten assured.
"Speaking of major clans, how is Neji taking all of this." Naruto wondered.
"You're awfully curious about everyone else." Tenten smiled.
"The only person I'm focused on is Neji. Considering that he's teammates with one lover and family to another, he's the type of person I need to watch for." He didn't know much about Neji and Hinata's relationship but the little he knew wasn't good.
"Neji seems supportive of it since you've helped Hinata get out of her shell. He still hates the clan though."
"Understandable" Naruto replied remembering the bizarre history between Hinata and Neji.
"By the way. I've decided I'm done cuddling." Tenten smiled as she began to wriggle her ass against his crotch knowing he was holding back.
"What happened to being tired from a long day."
"Let's just say I want my flames of youth to explode and leave it at that." Tenten smiled as she reached back and slid her thong to the side.
"Works for me" Naruto smiled and slid his boxers down to free his cock. There wasn't much cuddling done for the rest of the night, but there was a lot of screaming.
(Scene Skip)
It was move in time for Haku and Naruto was there using a transformation jutsu to pretend he was an ANBU along with Yugao and Haku who was still in her grey tunic and pants, "So this is where I'll be living" Haku smiled.
"Yes. I'll give you a tour." Yugao replied as they walked in with a still disguised Naruto walking with them. The moment the three walked in, Naruto dispelled the transformation and appeared in his tracksuit in the middle of the apartment.
"I hate that I have to do this but oh well." Naruto groaned.
Haku and Yugao chuckled at that, "Don't worry about it. I'll make sure to make it up to you after Yugao leaves." Haku smiled.
"Good to know but let's get a few things to help brighten the house" Naruto smiled as he reached into his pocket and grabbed 3 storage seals which were tossed onto the floor and quickly dispelled. The first seal contained the cage for her rabbit Chappy who quickly opened the door and leaped towards Haku.
"I missed you too Chappy. I hope Naruto took good care of you." Haku smiled holding the rabbit close to her. The second seal contained the flowers that Naruto brought for her and the final seal contained her clothes from her time on the run.
"You two can catch up later. Right now, we need to finish your tour." Yugao smiled.
"Right" Haku smiled as they did the tour. It wasn't a great apartment if Haku was being honest, but it was home. The living room had only one table and a few chairs with a small brown couch to sit on. The kitchen consisted of one large countertop with a stove on it with cupboards for her good and a small refrigerator and dishwasher. A single white door led to the bedroom which had a twin sized brown oak bed with a small dresser for her clothes.
"Well I'm going to leave you kids alone. Considering Naruto brought the sheets for you, it's only fitting he helps break them in." Yugao smiled. She was admittedly growing far too comfortable with Naruto's sex life, but it couldn't be helped. As far as she knew Kurenai was a bit of a prude and Anko was too extreme. She was the perfect balance.
"Understood" Haku replied as Yugao left. Naruto and Haku quickly found space for her clothes and her rabbit who was put on the dresser and with that finished it was time to get down to business.
"Time to see how good the bed feels." Naruto smiled.
"Agreed" Haku smiled as she reached for her tunic just for them to be interrupted by a knock on the door.
"Who could that be" Naruto wondered as Haku walked to the door and opened it to reveal Tenten Hinata and Yakumo.
"Hello girls" Haku said calmly trying to hide her annoyance.
"Hello Haku. We heard you moved in and wanted to help you out." Tenten smiled.
"How did you find out where I lived. I just left today." Haku wondered.
"Yugao told us. She's kind of like our advisor." Hinata admitted.
"Advisor" Haku questioned.
"She helps us navigate our situation with Naruto" Yakumo said timidly.
"I see" Haku replied unsure of what else to say.
"So… do you want to go shopping with us" Yakumo wondered.
"Yeah and we should totally bring Naruto with us" Ido smirked as she appeared out of nowhere.
"Ido! Why would we bring Naruto?" Yakumo said bashfully.
"We should get a man's opinion especially since he's the one we're buying the clothes for."
"Maybe but we have no idea where Naruto is." Hinata spoke up.
"That's easy he's actually in the bedroom over there. In fact, I'm pretty sure we actually interrupted them from well… breaking in the new bed" Ido smiled.
"That's right." Haku frowned.
Yakumo looked towards a smiling Ido and scowled, "You knew he was here didn't you!"
"Yep. I figured it would be funny. I mean you guys insisted on coming to visit, but you must've known Naruto would come also. By the way we should probably keep it down since Naruto probably doesn't want people knowing he's here." Ido smirked.
A smiling Naruto walked into the living room to greet the girls, "So far so good but if you girls keep it up it'll be kinda hard." Naruto deadpanned.
All three girls blushed, "We're sorry" Tenten said bashfully.
"We should go now." Hinata blushed.
"No, I say you girls actually go shopping." Naruto smiled.
"But Naruto what about." Haku protested.
"There will be plenty of time for us to break in your bed, but you do need to bond with the girls. Plus, it'll give you a chance to tour the village safely."
"Alright" Haku smiled.
"What he's not saying is that seeing us with new sexy clothes would be well worth the wait." Ido smiled.
"Guilty as charged and we can use my place to enjoy ourselves." Naruto smiled.
"Fine but you'd better make it up to me later." Haku smiled.
"The one making it up to you is them considering they interrupted." Naruto smiled.
"Really" Yakumo pouted.
"Fair enough" Haku smiled.
"Well I'll see you girls later." Naruto smiled before leaving with a shunshin.
"Shall we ladies" Haku smiled.
"Yeah!" Ido chuckled knowing she'd enjoy this.
(Scene Skip)
The sun shone on another morning and Naruto was certainly pleased after a wild night. He currently had Haku cuddled on his right side. On his left was Hinata with Yakumo on his chest and Tenten holding onto Hinata. After his failed moment with Haku at her apartment, the girls went shopping and bought some new underwear. Some of which sprayed all around the room, "What a night." Naruto smiled happily.
"Tell me about it" Ido smirked as she appeared at the edge of the bed.
"I'm surprised you're up so soon Ido." Naruto said cheekily. Ido joined in on the fun, but when she was done left and Naruto simply assumed she went back into Yakumo's mindscape.
"I am and you can thank me later." Ido chuckled.
Naruto was about to ask why when he was moved off the girls by a replacement jutsu, "Thanks Ido" Naruto smiled. He wanted to take care of his girls a bit and he couldn't do that in his current position.
"Your welcome" Ido smiled.
"I'll be back" Naruto smiled, and he left the room to go downstairs. He was pleasantly surprised to see Kurenai and Yugao which caused Naruto's eye to widen.
"Before you say anything Naruto, only Kurenai slept with Genma. Since I knew Haku was coming over, I figured I'd escort her back personally. I'm actually with somebody else" Yugao chided.
"Got it." Naruto smiled.
"For the record, I don't approve of you being with all four of them, but seeing as how they are okay with it, I can't exactly stop them." Kurenai huffed. First it was Naruto now Yugao. Luckily for her, Anko didn't know or she'd be in deep trouble.
"Technically it's five." Naruto shrugged.
"Technically… ah Ido." Kurenai surmised.
"Yep. It's kinda strange, but I'm not complaining. Speaking of which, I need to bring the girls some water. After the crazy night, I'm sure everyone is exhausted." Naruto shrugged before getting a pitcher which he promptly filled with water and some paper cups for the girls before grabbing a tray to bring them upstairs.
"Naruto!" Kurenai spoke up.
"Yes"
"Treat them well or I'll make you pay" Kurenai warned.
"Got it" Naruto smiled as he went up to his girls. Arriving back in the room he couldn't help but chuckle when he saw the girls still sleeping as though he hadn't left. Naruto put the tray by the bed and went over his girls to wake them up. Haku Hinata Yakumo and Tenten each got a wake-up kiss and Naruto couldn't help but enjoy the view of the girl's breasts in all their glory as they got up.
"Good morning Naruto" Haku smiled.
"I brought you girls some water." Naruto smiled.
"Thank you but I'm wondering who takes the first shower." Hinata spoke up.
"Tenten goes first because she's got to leave early. Meanwhile I'll be downstairs until everyone's ready." Naruto confirmed.
The girls frowned since quite a few hoped for a little shower fun, "Alright" Hinata nodded.
"Good and I'll have breakfast ready to go when you're all done" Naruto smiled as he went back downstairs. Leaving the girls to get some water and a shower.
(Scene Skip)
The scene at the Uzumaki breakfast table couldn't be more awkward if any of them tried since Kurenai was still there alongside Yugao. Tenten grabbed a quick bite and left leaving Yakumo Hinata and Haku at the table along with Naruto Kurenai and Genma, "So when did you start dating Genma Kurenai sensei." Yakumo wondered.
Kurenai had the nerve to blush, "We're… not dating." Kurenai admitted.
"Huh?" Yakumo frowned.
"When she discovered your relationship Kurenai was furious and went out to get drunk. Coincidentally I was out with Kakashi at the same bar and we ended up coming back to the mansion to drink it out, so she didn't cause a scene. During the process Kurenai began complaining about how she felt like she was a failure because you girls were into boys so early. I comforted her and one thing led to another." Genma admitted.
"Now I come to see Genma to help me… de-stress." Kurenai admitted.
"So basically, Genma is a living dildo." Ido spoke up popping out behind Yakumo.
"Ido!" Yakumo shrieked.
"It's actually not far off and I'm not complaining. Kurenai is one of the most desired kunoichi in the village and if she wants me to be a living dildo I can't exactly refuse." Genma smiled causing Kurenai to blush.
"Really Genma." Kurenai pouted.
"What can I say. If a pretty girl says she wants me, I'm not going to say no. It worked out pretty well for my nephew after all." Genma smirked causing the four kunoichi attached to Naruto to blush.
"Can we talk about something else please?" Kurenai pleaded.
Naruto smiled, "Well how about you girls tell me about what your missions have been like. Since the mess in Wave I've been on vacation." Naruto shrugged.
"You haven't missed much Naruto. The village still sucks, and things are about to get much more annoying." Ido sighed.
Naruto could see the expressions on his girls' faces and he didn't like it, "What happened" Naruto wondered.
The girls looked towards each other before Hinata spoke up, "Remember how we went shopping the other day."
"Yeah and I really enjoyed what you got" Naruto smiled recalling the racy underwear all four girls wore the night before.
"I see" Hinata blushed.
"Focus Hinata" Ido chided aware that she was getting distracted.
Hinata shook her head and focused again, "The owner of the first store kicked us out because the three of us were 'demon lovers' and even though I tried to use my families influence, he still refused. Lucky for us Anko was walking by and took us to a shinobi exclusive place that she knows."
"I see" Naruto growled. Genma was also angry but kept his thoughts to himself.
"What shop was this" Kurenai questioned planning on having a conversation with the owner.
"Don't worry about it Kurenai sensei. After my round with Naruto was over, I went by the shop and decided to… get my revenge." Ido smiled.
"Ido… what did you do?" Yakumo frowned.
"I snuck into the store and set the place on fire after taking some clothes for our little gang. Don't worry I made sure the fire only hit the store that offended us and not anywhere else." Ido smiled as though she had done nothing wrong.
"Ido!" Yakumo screamed.
"I just have one question for you Ido?" Kurenai said with as close to a frown as she could muster.
"Let me guess. The question is, did I save something for you Anko and Yuugao and the answer is yes. I I'll bring them to you when training starts" Ido smiled.
"Good girl" Kurenai smiled causing everybody to look at her funny. "Knowing Anko she was going to do something similar anyway and besides, nobody messes with my girls." Kurenai said pridefully.
"Welcome to the dark side Kurenai sensei" Ido smiled happily.
"We sure know how to pick them don't we Uncle Genma." Naruto smiled at the antics shown by Ido and Kurenai.
"We sure do" Genma smiled.
Naruto would find out later that Anko paid the same man who prevented them from entering a visit while he was sleeping and gave him a poison that gave him a horrible case of the runs every few hours for a week. To make matters worse, when the owner found the shop in flames the ANBU to respond was Yugao. Needless to say, the investigation was dismissed very quickly.
(Scene Skip)
In an ironic twist of fate, Team Seven's first mission after vacation was to help restock the very store his girls got kicked out of, "Naruto, why do you look like you're going to start something." Sasuke chided recognizing said look. Naruto was a nice guy but when he got a certain look, it spelled trouble.
"I'll be on my best behavior" Naruto smiled as they approached the restored store. He stayed behind Kakashi the whole time since he didn't want the owner to really freak out.
Team 7 arrived at the store with the owner sitting up front smiling, "Welcome" the man said happily. The owner was a middle-aged man wearing a black dress shirt and brown slacks with brown loafers.
"Hello there, my name is Kakashi and this is Team 7." Kakashi replied showing off Sasuke and Sakura.
"I'm Sakura Haruno"
"Sasuke Uchiha"
"As I understood it, most genin teams are 3 members. Where is your third." The man questioned.
"The third would be me" Naruto smiled happily appearing from behind Kakashi and causing the man to pale.
"You" the man scowled.
"Is something wrong" Kakashi said calmly.
"I'm afraid you and your team will have to leave. I don't wish to have demons and those associated with them in my store."
"What!" Sakura gasped.
"I'm afraid that we won't be going anywhere. You asked for a team and we were the ones assigned. If you want me to watch over our 'demon' to ensure he doesn't do anything, I can do that. However, if you wish to have your merchandise put away, we'll need to stay." Kakashi replied firmly taking great offense to the man's tone.
The man frowned, "Very well. But I'm trusting you to watch this demon."
"Of course." Kakashi smiled though internally he was furious at the way Naruto was treated and what the man revealed. The owner quickly explained the tasks and the group went back to the storage area to start the mission. Sadly, there was one thing that needed to be resolved.
"Hey Naruto, why did that man call you a demon and suggest we were… well demon lovers." Sakura spoke up.
"How much do you know about the nine-tailed fox attack 12 years ago."
Sakura took a moment to think, "Not much honestly. All I know is that the nine-tailed fox attacked the village and after a brutal battle the Fourth Hokage defeated it. Are you saying that's not what happened?"
"Yes and no. That is what happened but the Fourth Hokage didn't defeat the fox. He sealed it."
"Wait a minute. The nine-tailed fox towered above the village, what could possible hold it."
"Not what Sakura, who?" Kakashi spoke up.
"What do you mean who…. Oh my god?" Sakura gasped.
"That's right. The fox was sealed inside me when I was a few hours old. Because most ninja and civilians don't understand how sealing actually works, people assumed I'm the fox that ruined everything for them and treated me like garbage as a result." Naruto explained.
"I see. And he assumed we're demon lovers because."
"Because he's an idiot?" Sasuke spoke up. "Naruto is one of the kindest human beings out there and the fact people say he's a demon is an embarrassment."
"Yes, but would you like to know the funniest part about all of this?" Naruto smiled deciding to get some more petty revenge.
"What?" Sakura wondered.
"The fox's power is actually triggered by negative feelings. If I didn't have the strong personality that I did, the villagers could've actually caused me to give in and unleash the fox on them again with the way they treated me. The best way to keep the fox at bay is to not do things that piss me off, like treating the people I care about or me like crap. A guy can take only so much before he snaps and decides to become a real demon" Naruto chuckled.
'Think the owner heard you.' Kurama smiled internally.
'I hope so. That's the reason I didn't make a privacy seal.' Naruto replied mentally. He knew the owner was listening and he wanted to make a very clear point. Don't mess with his girls or team unless they wanted to unleash the demon.
"That's an interesting way of looking at things." Kakashi replied aware the owner was listening. It was actually brilliant by him to do that and he was positive the owner would mind his manners and tell others to do the same.
"Thanks sensei." Naruto replied and Team 7 finished the mission without any issues. Given how polite the manager was when they finished, it was clear that Naruto's message was sent and with any luck it would be the last time Team Seven or the other genin teams had issues with people not respecting them because of their connection to Naruto.
That's it for Chapter 11 and yeah this was a more fun chapter then the last few. Next time Naruto is asked to join an interesting mission with even more interesting company. Things are gonna get good boys and girls.