"New York!" Chris recapped. "The city that eats other cities for breakfast. Here, our competitors went to great heights to discover New York's finest, from the bosom of Lady Liberty to the Big Apple's rotten, stanky sewer core. In the end, Team Amazon claimed victory and surprise rewards, which meant no one got booted off except the meat grinder. We have lucky number thirteen competitors still in the running." He then spoke in a German accent. "Und we will see who vil vin the five million bucks on Total...Drama...World Tour!"
(cue commercial)
Team Chris and Team Victory were sitting in loser class. "I am so sick of having this animal curse," Phoebe moaned.
"The more negative energy you give to your curse," Sol told her as he read a book, "The more power it'll have. It's like trying to stab a Grool."
"Hey, you're right, Sol. I gotta stay positive about all this."
"Just don't get wrapped up in blind optimism." Sol noticed Greg and Sam playing a handheld game. "Yeah!" Sam cheered. "I won!"
"I don't get how you won," Greg thought as the boys put their games away. "I mean, Garchomp had a higher Attack stat and a higher Speed stat, plus it had a type defense against your Whimsicott, with it being a Grass-type."
"But it's also a Fairy-type, which is strong against Dragon-types. Plus, it had a high Defense and Special Attack while Garchomp had a low Special Defense."
"Man, that type always seems to slip from my memory. Guess I'm so used to playing pre-Gen 6 games I forget that fact."
"Can somebody stop the geek fest?" Jo demanded. "This plane ride is cruddy enough as is."
"On it!" Luna giggled as she hopped up from her seat. "Hey Greggy, look!" She yanked off her dress, revealing she had nothing underneath it. "AH!" Dakota cried out as she and Phoebe diverted their eyes. Greg, meanwhile, completely panicked until he ran into a wall. "The horror..." he moaned as he slumped down.
"Have you any shame, Luna?" Topher asked as he and Sam covered their eyes.
"Nope!" Luna cheerfully replied.
"Luna, put your dress back on," Sol ordered as he put down his book.
"Uh-uh! You can't make me!" Sol picked up Luna's dress. A moment later, the duo got into a struggle so intense it shook the plane. "Turbulance!" Chris shouted. The teens in loser class screamed as they bounced around. The wood that patched up the hole came loose, making air rush out. "I'm too young to die!" Sol cried out as he was sucked towards the hole. "Help!" Phoebe and Sam pulled him away. "Oh, quit fussing already!" Jo complained. She pushed a large crate towards the hole, sealing it shut. "Too close," Sol breathed out.
"Eeek!" Phoebe squeaked out as a seagull flew into her lap. "Please go! I'm bad luck for animals like you!"
"Wuss," Jo scoffed. In first class, Courtney and Gwen were enjoying some chocolates. "Winning has its privileges," Courtney said as they took another chocolate from the platter a waitress was holding. The waitress walked past a passed-out Samey. "Easy with the spins, Amy," she mumbled. "I just ate." Trent walked past her and sat down on a couch. "You better hurry it up in there!" Echo shouted as she banged on the door to the showers.
"You seem antsy," Trent noted.
"Well, at least I can sleep tonight knowing Solstice will get cut today."
"What makes you so sure?" Echo pulled down a chart. "According to my research," she explained, "No team avoids elimination six times in a row without getting OCTBI Syndrome."
"Huh?" Trent wondered in confusion.
"Overconfident Then Blowing It Syndrome, duh! That means Team Chris is in the chopping block."
"By that same logic, so are we." Echo got a shocked look. "How much longer is Spareamy gonna be?!" she snapped as she stormed to the bathroom door.
"But Sammy's laying on a seat after getting a sugar coma," Trent argued.
"So the bonehead hogging the shower is...?" In the shower, Lucas's mask was hanging next to a towel. "El infierno esta encantador," Lucas sang as he showered, though the steam obscured his head, "Este infierno esta embriagador
"Esta noche esta encantadora
"Tu infierno encantador. Esta noche."
"Get out of there or I'm busting down the door!" Echo threatened.
"What's with the noise?" Samey moaned as she walked over. "I'm getting a headache." Lucas, fully dressed, finally came out of the shower and noticed the line. "Did I get carried away?" he asked.
"El infierno esta encantador," Samey replied, making Lucas turn red under his mask. He noticed Echo growling at him and quickly scurried off. "I wonder why he blocked the door," Trent noticed. "There's shower division, you know."
"If he does this again," Echo warned as she went in, "Blood will be spilled." She slammed the shower door behind her.
Confessional: Trent (Team Amazon)
He gave a shudder. "Not a scene I want to see. And not just for Lucas's sake."
End Confessional
The plane flew over Europe and towards some mountains. "Does that look like the Alps to you guys?" Greg asked as he looked out the window.
"Achtung, my wiener schnitzels," Chris announced in a German accent. "In preperation for landing, please unbuckle your seat beats and head to the cargo hold." He and Chef laughed a bit.
Soon the teens were in the cargo hold. "Now what?" Jo asked. A hatch opened beneath them, sendng them falling until they landed in some snow. Topher ended up crashing on top of Jo. "Get off of me, Chris Clone!" Jo barked out.
"Sorry," Topher apologized as he got up. "Want some help?"
"I want you to beat it!" Topher inched away. "A girl with some sense," Sol commented.
"No way," Samey argued. "She deserved to get squashed." Dakota and Sam brushed the snow off of them when Luna popped up. "Hi, Dakota and What's-His-Face!" she greeted.
"For the last time," Dakota angrily declared, "His name is SAM! Season one! He and I were together, remember?!"
"You must be confusing him for someone else. The only guy that fits that is Sam, but he's never coming back." Luna skipped off, making Dakota growl in frustration. "Why are you getting so worked up over this?" Sam asked her.
"Oh, it's just not fair," Dakota pouted. "A sweet guy like you deserves some recognition, and here you are being ignored!"
"Don't worry. We'll figure something out."
"Yeah," Greg, dressed in his winter attire, agreed as he walked over. "It's a known fact that everybody's known for something. We just have to acknowledge that to the others." Dakota perked up. "Aw, you guys are so nice!" she gushed as she hugged the boys. "Thanks. I feel a little better now."
"No problem," Greg groaned. "Just don't break my shoulder blades." Meanwhile, Gwen and Trent were trudging in the snow while the seagull from earlier flew into Phoebe's lap. "No, no, no, no!" she moaned. "Didn't you hear me?"
"Guten tag," Chris greeted in a whisper as he quietly flew over with a parachute and propeller, "Und willkommen in Deutschland, AKA Germany." The mountain rumbled a little bit. "We're in avalanche territory, so you might wanna keep it down."
"There's a sale for pickled pig's feet?!" Luna exclaimed. "YAY!" The mountain rumbled again. Sol and Phoebe quickly covered Luna's mouth. "Welcome to today's musical challenge," Chris whispered. Ding! "Avoid the Song-alanche. To avoid a potentially fatal tumble down the mountain down the mountain and a suck-tacular climb back up, you better keep the singing nice and not loud." Mozart's Eine Kleine Nachtmusik began to play. "Keep it down so we can hope to win," Sol began in a whisper as he pinched Luna's lips shut.
"No, I won't!" Luna argued. "I don't care if that's a sin!" The two started to fight. "Fight on," Echo whispered, "But you're so out of luck. You're louder than a duck."
"Wait until you're voted out for being such a lout!" Gwen and Trent sang in a whisper.
"I'll dance a jig when Chris shoves you off the plane," Courtney added as she danced over.
"I...will...not hold back," Jo told Topher, "Or hear your flack, because I'm much better than you, you, you!"
"Jo!" Phoebe and Samey scolded. Topher thought for a moment. "I...must...cede defeat," he sang, "Cause you have me beat. When you're around, there's nothing I can do. Sorry, guys." Greg and Sam looked at Dakota. "Wait!" Greg sang. "An idea just itched into my brain. It's surely not lame! An expert at games!"
"And Sam's my name!"
Sam added as he hugged Dakota. "My love, I finally found my claim to fame!"
"You've got your fame?!" Dakota squealed, to the others' fear. "My Sam has his fame! YES!" Her excitement was so loud it shook the mountain, causing an avalanche. Everybody was quickly buried under a foot of snow. "Awesome!" Chris laughed as he flew over.
Confessional: Jo (Team Victory)
"About time that kid recognized who's the best of the best!"
Confessional: Topher (Team Chris Is Really Really Ghost Pepper Hot)
"Jo's got a lot of things: her strength, her speed, her wits..." He smirked. "And her pride."
End Confessionals
Everyone began their walk up the mountain. "Great job, Mutant Mouth," Jo grumbled as she shot a glare at Dakota.
"She just got a little excited," Phoebe defended.
"Her excitement nearly caused our deaths! Ugh!" Jo stormed off. "But it-" Phoebe began.
"Phoebe," Sol cut in as he walked past, "There's a fine line between positivity and stupidity. I suggest you figure out which is which. Hey, you guys smell that?"
"Food!" Luna squealed. She hopped up to the top of the mountain, where Chris was waiting. "Yummy!" Luna exclaimed as she started to eat from a pile of ground meat. "Easy, tiger," Chris told her. "Don't think of this as raw meat. Think of it as raw building materials. Over 1500 species of sausage call Germany home, hence the theme of our most efficient challenge yet!"
"SHUT UP UND STUFF IT!" Chef barked out in a German accent.
"Danke, Chef. Each team must make a giant German sausage by shoveling meat into the grinder, push it down and grind the mixure out into an oversized sausage casing...all without losing a finger or toe."
"Do thumbs count?" Luna wondered.
"Sausages?!" Echo gagged. "This is the most disgusting challenge yet!"
"Count yourselves lucky you're not making hot dogs," Chris commented. "No beaks, hooves or butts in this meat pile." Samey could barely hold back her puke. "You'll have to shovel fast or risk getting stuck with an incomplete sausage," Chris continued, "Which will be a lot harder to ride down the hill." The camera showed a hill with a rainbow in the background. "Uh, no, not that hill." It switched to a bleak hill filled with jagged rocks. "That's the spot." Some lightning crashed, spooking everyone but Luna. "Of course, if you had a shiny new electric meat grinder, just plug her into our portable generator and voila! Sausage stuffed in seconds." Echo noticed Courtney, Trent and Samey glaring at her. "I knew we should've tackled you when you threw our grinder out!" Courtney groaned.
"You didn't disagree with me," Echo pointed out.
"I'm pretty sure she did," Trent argued.
"What kind of self-involved, lazy, useless, formally incarcerated dimwit thinks the reward won't eventually come in handy?" Courtney bitterly asked Echo. The two girls growled at each other.
"Speaking of rewards," Greg spoke up, "Can we expect one at the end of this salmonella challenge?"
"All it is is ground meat," Sol pointed out. "Nothing to paic over."
"Oh, there will be prizes for those who make it down the hill alive," Chris informed them, "And there will be punishment for one sorry loser on the last place team. Behold, der penalty hosen." Lucas held up a pair of lederhosen with a tag that read, 'Reserved for Sol'. "What's with the tag?" Sol inquired as he walked up to him. Lucas blew a large horn, knocking Sol back. "Go, go, go!" Chris announced. The teams got to their grinders. "Wonder Wuss is shoveling," Jo ordered, "Mutant Mouth is stuffing, and I'm grinding."
"Start believing the impossible, guys," Dakota rallied, "Because the pig is gonna fly!" Phoebe shoveled the meat while Jo went to grinding. "We're doing it!" Dakota cheered as the meat came out. "Okay, ew!"
"Why am I doing the dangerous bit?" Echo complained as Courtney shoveled meat up to her. "I'm valuable! Who got us the win in New York?"
"Who threw out the electric grinder?" Courtney pointed out.
"Yeah, but-"
"Shove it!" the rest of Team Amazon ordered. With Team Chris, Luna was looking inside the grinder, and Topher had to pull her out. "Keep out of there," he told her.
"I thought there were refreshments there," Luna pouted. "I heard milk from the local yaks is scrumptious!"
"Uh, Greg and I can see if we can find it," Sam volunteered.
"Ugh, fine," Sol groaned. "But hurry up. My strength will help with the grinding. Pretty boy's gonna do the stuffing."
"That leaves Luna with stuffing," Luna cheered. "Yay!"
"Those boys better hurry." Echo pushed the meat down the grinder, and seeing it come out made her gag. "Less yacking, more packing!" Courtney ordered.
"At least I'm doing something!" Echo argued. She pointed to Lucas, who made a meat statue of a snake with Amy's head. "Ha-ha-ha!" Samey giggled as she saw it. "Funny and accurate."
"That's it!" Phoebe rallied. "We're nearly there!" Unknown to her, she accidentally shoveled the seagull from earlier. "Oh, no!" It went through the grinder. "No!" Phoebe cried out.
"There, there," Dakota comforted. The seagull, now completely featherless, popped out. "Oh, he's alive!" Phoebe breathed. "Maybe I'm not cursed after all." The seagull threw a handful of meat at her face. "Ow!"
"Look at that," Sam breathed out as he and Greg saw a yak grazing. "So, who should do it?"
"You have the hand-eye coordination," Greg stammered.
"But you can run faster if things get ugly."
"Oh, fine. But I'm not gonna enjoy it." Greg tip-toed over and slid a little bowl underneath the yak. "Easy, there," he whispered as he kneeled down and reached out with a hand. "Just stay calm long enough to get a little milk..." He gave a little yank, catching the yak's attention. Sam watched with a startled expression as Greg ran from the angry yak. "I thought you were a female!" Greg screamed out.
Gwen continued to stuff the meat, though it was only a little. "This is a disaster!" Courtney complained. "Thanks to Samey and her boy-toy, there's no meat left!"
"I heard that!" Samey yelled back. She turned to Lucas. "But she makes a point. Hand over the sculpture."
"Oh, right," Lucas replied as he rubbed his neck. He picked up the meat sculpture and tried to pass it to Samey. However, he slipped on a piece of meat, making the statue slip out of his hands and slide down the mountain. "Maldiga mi torpeza," he bitterly muttered.
"Uh, or not," Courtney commented. Later, Sam was carrying a scared Greg over. "Look at Trent's tiny sausage," he chuckled.
"At least my team has a sausage," Trent informed him. Topher, Sam and Greg went wide-eyed as they saw Luna stuffed completely with meat. "Mmm, spicy," Luna gushed. "Greggy, did you get my yak milk?"
"I don't want to see another yak as long as I live!" Greg declared.
"Ah, poo."
"Luna," Chris told her, "That was raw meat. Not good."
"Oh, quit fussin'," Sol told his teammates. "I've seen her eat everything from dog food to straight-up worms and mud."
"That explains quite a bit," Greg muttered.
"How about we ride Luna down the hill?"
"No way!" Courtney protested. "That's cheating! Forget it!"
"Luna is stuffed with meat," Chris decided. "I say she's fit for sausage duty."
"All aboard!" Sam exclaimed as he, Greg and Topher rode on top of Luna.
"Hang on," Sol advised as he pushed it down the hill before hopping on. Team Victory went down the hill next. "Forgot to mention," Chris warned, "Watch out for the rabid mountain goats. They're super deadly! We brought them in special."
...
The scene flashed back to Chef opening a crate near a mountain goat. A cute goat hopped out and bleated. The first goat growled at it, but the cute goat suddenly roared back. Chef had to cover his eyes as it ate the big goat.
...
Team Chris and Team Victory kept sliding down the hill when they saw the monstrous goat roaring at them. It launched itself at the two teams.
(cue commercial)
"Duck!" Jo warned at the goat came sailing towards them.
"Whoa!" Phoebe cried out as she caught it. "Easy, fella. I'm not gonna hurt you." The goat soon hit a tree branch, making it spin for a moment. "Oh," Phoebe squeaked out as tears got in her eyes.
"Way to lose the challenge, Echo," Courtney scolded as Team Amazon stood on their small sausage.
"Except I didn't waste the meat!" Echo argued. Samey felt everybody's glares. "Um, I know!" she exclaimed. "Jump on it!" She hopped on the sausage. "Well, we've already lost," Gwen decided. "Might as well look like bigger idiots." They flattened the sausage. "Perfect!" Samey breathed out as she pushed it forward. "Let's make our descent." They fell off the ledge and started down the hill. They hit a rock and went airborne, but they ended up stumbling down.
"Down the hill we go, Solstice!" Luna giggled. Sol steered her into a small rock. "Ow!" she cried out as it hit her face. "Easy, Solstice." Sol hit another rock. "Ow! I'm good! Ow!" Team Chris crossed the finish line first. Team Victory crossed next, and a snowball containing Team Amazon came in last.
"Congrats on arriving first, Team Chris Is Really Hot," Chris announced. "Way to use Luna's face as a brake pad, Sol."
"I think he enjoyed it a little too much," Topher commented.
"So?" Sol innocently asked.
"On to part zwei of today's challenge," Chris continued. "Competitors must learn and perform a traditional German dance on this very platform. The mats are rigged to deliver a hilarious and painful jolt every time one of you misstepor I need a laugh. Last team standing wins."
"Where's the reward you promised?" Jo inquired.
"Patience, meine flower. Team Chris Is Really Really Ghost Pepper Hot, first to arrive, first to get the reward." Lucas tossed three heavy spiked helmets to Team Chris. "They weigh a ton," Greg groaned as he, Sol and Luna held them.
"Yes, they do," Chris replied. "Team Victory..." Chef passed Team Victory three fur hats. "Fur hats are all the rage in Paris!" Dakota squealed.
"And in last place, Team Amazon," Chris announced. Chef passed Team Amazon three Swiss hats, with Echo, Samey and Trent catching them. "Maybe it's reverse psychology," Samey hoped as she put on her hat. "The losing team gets the best reward?"
"Whatever lets you sleep at night," Chris said in an annoyed tone. "Now, since Team Elusive Victory is down by two, let's even it up. Amazon and Chris Is Really Really Ghost Pepper Hot, three dance, two sit out." Echo, Trent and Samey stepped up for Team Amazon while Sol, Greg and Luna stepped up for Team Chris. "And Victory, two dance, one sits out."
"She's sitting out," Jo decided as she pointed to Dakota.
"But why?" Phoebe wondered. "And three against two? How is that fair?"
"You're kidding, right?" Chris teased. "And which member of the losing team must wear...der penalty hosen?" Lucas gave a grunt as he held up the lederhosen, now without the tag. Trent got wide-eyed at the sight.
Confessional: Trent (Team Amazon)
"I don't want Gwen seeing me in that...that...German bikini. How to keep me from wearing it..."
End Confessional
"I bet if you wore that," Trent whispered to Samey, "Sol will finally leave you alone."
"Pick me!" Samey exclaimed. "Me! Me!"
"Not her," Lucas begged, "Not her! These pretty clothes would get wasted on her! I-I-I mean, she's pretty enough without anything on. No, that's not...AGH!" Sol had to stifle a groan. "Funny," Chris told Samey, "I was gonna make you wear them, but now that you want to...Trent, congratulations!" The lederhosen was tossed onto Trent's face. "NO!" he panicked.
"Oh," Samey moaned.
"WHOO-HOO!" Lucas cheered. "Las oraciones pueden ser contestadas!" Soon, the selected teens were on the platforms, and Trent was wearing the lederhosen, to his displeasure. "How's the, uh, hosen treating you?" Sol snickered.
"Don't fret," Greg told Trent. "Lederhosen isn't the worse thing to wear."
"How would you know?" Trent grumbled.
"If I had a dime every time I was Desi's mannequin, I'd have enough money to buy Germany." A horn blew in their face. "That's German for 'shut up'," Chef told them. "Follow my lead and nobody gets hurt...yet." Some music began to play. "Right knee up, left arm swings," Chef began. "Stomp, hop, slap your sides. Kick your butt, jump and clap."
Confessional: Lucas
"Good thing Chef didn't ask me to help. I have the dancing skills of a rock."
Confessional: Samey (Team Amazon)
"I'm not entirely sure what's up with that Lucas guy, but one problem at a time. First, making things absolutely clear with Sol."
End Confessionals
Samey began the slap dance. "One, two, three, slap my knee," she sang, "Sol right there, he's the sting from a bee
"Four, five, six, kick up sticks
"I ain't falling for more of your tricks
"Seven, eight, nine, straighten your spine
"Spin to see a sight bitter than a lime
"Ten, eleven, twelve, nothing rhymes with twelve
"Leave me alone, Sol, or your head's MINE!" Sol could only gulp. "Even her threats have lyrical beauty," Lucas sighed. He was hit in the head with one of Sol's shoes.
Everyone on the platform was dancing, though Jo's dancing was...pretty bad. Samey couldn't help but laugh. "She only laughs because she's jealous of you," Topher told Jo. "You're the best of the best, remember? Don't hold anything back."
"You make a solid point," Jo admitted. "Make way for my moves, wimps!"
"Are you sure you should-?" Phoebe began.
"That includes you, Wonder Wuss!" Jo pushed Phoebe back some, nearly knocking her into Samey. "Hey!" Samey complained.
"You aren't gonna let her get away with tormenting you, Phoebe and the others, are you?" Topher whispered to her. "If you could stand up to Amy, you surely can voice your thoughts to Jo."
Confessional: Samey (Team Amazon)
"Jo has been harsh to everybody here, especially Phoebe. Just because she brags about her muscles doesn't make her any better than the rest of us. Time to show her where real strength comes from!"
End Confessional
"Why were you talking with both Jo and Samey?" Sam wondered as Topher returned.
"Trust me," Topher assured him, "You'll be thanking me for this later. Just hope that our team doesn't come in last."
"I don't feel so hot," Luna moaned.
"Perfect time to test this baby out," Chris decided. He pressed a button, and Luna was zapped. She let out a burp and sniffed it. "Mmm, cooked sausage," she gushed.
"Phoebe," Samey warned in a whisper, "You can't let Jo push everyone around. Just because she's strong physically doesn't mean she's the boss."
"Yeah, it does!" Jo cut in. "It's called 'survival of the fittest', and I'm surprised a shrimp like you made it onto the show."
"I have as much right to be here as you!" Samey got zapped. Topher smirked as he watched the scene.
Confessional: Topher (Team Chris Is Really Really Ghost Pepper Hot)
"Today, either Jo or Samey will get kicked off the plane. I just know it."
End Confessional
Chris pressed a button, and everybody on the platform was zapped. "It's challenge time!" he announced.
"I think I went from medium to well-done," Luna groaned as everyone wobbled around.
"Last person standing on the platform wins the challenge for their team. This is gonna be fun." Chef pressed a button, raising the platforms. Trent was paired with Sol, Samey was paired with Luna, Jo was paired with Greg, and Phoebe was paired with Echo. Samey and Luna tried to knock each other off. The others tried to do the same, save for Phoebe, who only ducked at Echo's attempts to knock her off. Jo was zapped when she misstepped. "Well," Greg informed her as he danced, "You certainly are no Shakira." Jo glared at him. She did a quick dance that kicked Greg off the platform. "Those kicks really hurt," he muffled.
"Ah..." Phoebe nervously stammered as she looked at Echo. Echo quickly slid her feet, knocking Phoebe off. "Oh, that rat's mine!" Sol growled.
"Uh-oh," Trent realized. He was knocked off by Sol. Luna was zapped again, and she puked out a sausage. "Oh," she moaned before stumbling off the platform.
A moment later, Samey was paired with Jo while Sol was paired with Echo. "You girls better not burn out now!" Courtney shouted to Echo and Samey.
"Stay on the platform, Jo," Dakota warned.
"Ha!" Jo laughed. "Like Lamey Spareamy can kick me off!"
"That is IT!" Samey shouted. "I've had it with the nicknames and insults! You may think it makes you so tough, but you know what I think? It makes you look completely WEAK!" She gave Jo a hard slap. "I'll show you weak!" Jo spat out as she knocked Samey off the platform. "You've had that coming for three seasons!" She jumped off and went after her. "Jo, please stop!" Phoebe begged.
"Sammy!" Sol cried out as he saw the sight. Jo kept slapping Samey's face to the point that Samey got a tooth knocked out. Lucas tried to stop the fight but he ended up caught in the middle. "Keep your hands off her!" Sol shouted, "Or so help me, I'll-" Echo took this oppotunity to kick Sol in the groin. "Why is it always the biscuits?" he groaned.
"Boop," Echo teased as she pushed him off the platform.
"Team Amazon wins again!" Chris announced. Chef had to pull Jo and a battered Samey away. "What happened up there?" Greg asked Sol.
"I'll tell you what happened," Topher declared. "Sol threw the game for Samey!"
"No!" Sol argued. "I got...distracted."
"Yeah," Jo scoffed, "Cause Spareamy totally planned that."
"Jo," Phoebe seethed, "You are, I'm gonna use one of them naughty words, okay? A mean little bully! From the degrading nicknames to bossing Team Victory around and now physically assaulting someone who tried to point out your meanness. You should be ashamed of yourself!" Everyone went silent. "Wow," Gwen finally breathed out. "I didn't know Phoebe could snap at someone."
"And here I thought you were nice," Jo suddenly sobbed. "How could you say such a thing?!" She cried a bit into Chef's arms. "B-b-but-" Phoebe stammered.
"Making a girl cry," Echo taunted. "Oh, well done, Phoebe. I applaud you."
"And I zap you," Sol grumbled as he took the remote from Chris's hand. He pressed a button, zapping Echo.
Confessional: Phoebe (Team Victory)
"Was I wrong to say that? I wasn't trying to make her cry. Oh..."
Confessional: Jo (Team Victory)
"Cry fake tears, Wonder Wuss gets guilty, Wonder Wuss votes for herself. My little sister always does the fake-cry routine whenever she wants me to play her game, and I'll be honest, she's pretty effective."
End Confessionals
"Team Amazon," Chris announced, "Fresh-baked strudel awaits you in first class." Team Amazon gave a cheer. "And it's because of me," Echo boasted.
"Team Chris Is Really Really Ghost Pepper Hot," Chris continued, "Once again, you're in not winner not total loser purgatory. Team Opposite of Victory, you're voting someone out." The teens were back on the plane.
Confessional: Sol (Team Chris Is Really Really Ghost Pepper Hot)
"Yes, I was concerned for Sammy. But no, I didn't take a dive for her. Still, how did Sammy get caught up in the Jo/Phoebe tangle? She hardly talked to either of them until today. Hmmm..."
End Confessional
"How did you get wrapped up with Phoebe and Jo?" Sol inquired as he and Samey talked in the cargo hold.
"And I thought I made it clear you can't talk to me anymore," Samey told him.
"I just don't want anyone taking advantage of you."
"I think I would know if someone was trying to play me!" Samey noticed the necklace around Sol's neck. "Are you wearing my tooth?!" she demanded.
"I didn't want it getting lost," Sol explained. "Plus, it's like a piece of you near my heart." Samey slapped him hard on the cheek before storming off. She gagged as she watched Luna eating a sausage. "Please tell me that's not the sausage you puked up," Greg moaned. Luna just smiled, making him gag.
Team Victory was at the elimination ceremony. "I have two barf bags full of the finest peanuts never allowed to be handed out on commercial planes due to allergy-induced lawsuits," Chris began. "Time to vote who gets them."
Confessional: Team Victory
The three members each stamped a passport.
End Confessional
"Okay, the votes are in," Chris announced. "Jo..."
"Yes!" Jo exclaimed.
"You may or may not get a bag after I give the first one to avalanche-causing Dakota." Dakota cheered after catching her bag. "Phoebe," Chris continued, "The longer you stay here, the less cute and cuddly animals remain alive on planet Earth. Pretty good reason to send you packing. Jo, the longer you stay here, the less teeth remain in Samey's mouth. Pretty good reason to keep you here. So, the last bag goes to..." Jo got a confident look while Phoebe had her fingers crossed and her eyes shut with worry. "..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"...Phoebe!" Jo gave a shocked gasp as Phoebe caught the last bag. "What?!" she protested. "You kept Wonder Wuss over me?!"
"Why are you so surprised?" Dakota scoffed. "Oh, and by the way, I've had TV experience before, meaning I can tell crocodile tears when I se it." She leaned in to Phoebe. "I have been guilty of that before," she admitted.
"But I'm the best of the best!" Jo ranted. "I-"
"And we're out of time," Chris decided as he passed her a parachute and pushed her to the open door. "So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, good night." Jo tried to climb back when she saw Topher hiding behind a statue. "Goodbye," he told her, "Loser!" He removed Jo's hand from the doorway, making her fall. "NOOO!" she shouted as she fell.
"Can Team Victory really keep calling themselves that?" Chris narrated as Dakota and Phoebe ate their peanuts. "Really? Find out next time on Total...Drama...World Tour!"
Bonus clip:
"I can't believe that kid pulled a fast one over me!" Jo spat out as she floated down with her parachute. "And you wonder why I don't like guys. When I find him, I'm gonna strangle his scrawny throat and then hit him where the sun doesn't shine!" She landed on a mountain. "Here again? Could this get any worse?" The goat from earlier roared at her and pounced on her, and her scream caused an avalanche.
Here's episode 7! So, Jo basically took Leshawna's role here in this story. While she was weary of Topher, he managed to get her eliminated by playing on her biggest weakness: her pride in being the best. And while she tried to wiggle out of elimination with fake tears, her fate was sealed. I also like Jo's rivalry with Phoebe and the hero finally got one over Jo in the end.
The others took a slight backseat compared to those two. Samey and Sol's conflict is still going, Echo's still the epitome of wickedness, Luna's still Luna, and the odd trio of Dakota, Sam and Greg was sweet to see! Oh, and I can't forget Lucas in there, especially the shower scene. (Which, by the way, was based off LaCuevademisgustos's story Total Drama Chaotic Camp)
Next episode will have the teens traveling through thick jungle, avoid dangerous fanged fish, and...is that a Zing-Zing? Oh, dear. Until next time, this is Dunsparce519 saying viel Spab und einen schonen Tag. (German for enjoy and have a good day. Sorry if the translation isn't perfect.)