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A/N: Hey y'all! It's September 15th, which as many of you might know is Kakashi Hatake's birthday. So without further ado, here's a little omake for our naughty (but much loved) ninja.

Years later -

"Happy birthday, Kash."

Kakashi groaned, turned over, and tried to pry his eyes - or natural eye, rather - open. He had been sleeping so well! "Mmmwhat?" he grunted while actually trying to ignore his wife and go back to sleep. The Hokage position sucked and he hardly ever got to sleep in! He planted his face back into his pillow.

Naruto gritted her teeth, sucked in a breath, and tried again. Her hair was (pretty much) covering everything that her "clothes" weren't, so she wasn't too worried, plus this was her husband's birthday! She needed to get over herself! Plastering a big smile on her face, she shook her long hair around her again, being careful not to let it get into what she was holding in each hand. "I said… Happy birthday, Kakashi," she purred. "Don't you want your present?"

"Present?" Kakashi rolled back over and smiled without opening his eyes, letting his arms flop out around him. "Can't it wait 'til a little later?"

"No," Naru said with a smile then began to get more irritated. "Open your goddamn eyes, Kakashi."

"Oh, um…" Kakashi took a moment to focus then opened his Sharingan, too. "Maa, maa! Happy birthday to me!" Standing in front of their bed was a perfect replica from page 189 (his favorite part!) of his Icha-Icha Arranged Super Deluxe Edition. His beautiful little wife was in that same red bikini. A red bikini that had open cups and was crotchless.

Thank you for your wonderful imagination, Jiraiya-sama.

Even though he'd beaten Jiraiya silly for publishing a book that loosely followed the first year of their relationship, he did love the man's compositions. ...And he'd been more spot on with his made-up lovemaking scenes than he ever knew.

Naruto looked so flustered standing there with… She couldn't be serious! "What do you have for me there, aside from your beautiful self?" The blush covering her cheeks even after all these years was adorable. He wouldn't laugh at her this time, though. They'd just found out they were pregnant again after Naru nearly threw him through a wall. Her temper and mood swings in the first trimester of each of her pregnancies had become legendary.

Call him a masochist, but he fucking loved it! (Not first thing in the morning, though.)

"I brought your favorites." She held out one hand and then the other. "Salt-broiled saury with eggplant, and of course, miso soup with eggplant. Oh! And I made some tamagoyaki! It's still in the kitchen. And of course, I got your favorite sake…"

The bed was becoming quickly filled with food which wasn't what Kakashi wanted to eat right now. "Isn't it a little early for sake? What time is it? And why so much..."

"I got you that gross beer you like, too! And some green tea, of course." Naru pointed toward the tea she'd placed next to him while he was sleeping, then glared at her husband when she noticed the look on his face that told her she'd done something silly again. "Don't look at me like that!"

"You put on THAT and you don't want me to look at you?!" He tried not to laugh but couldn't help himself. He licked his lips, knowing that his little wife was done for.

"ANYway… it's 0900 but don't freak out," she said, holding up her hands (which would fully hide her breasts) to stop him although it turned out that he wasn't moving to go anywhere. "Shikaku's playing Hokage today. He says you'll owe him one on his and Yoshi's anniversary: he wants the day off." Kakashi was barely paying attention to her words and beginning to move the trays of food off of the bed that she'd worked so hard on. "What are you doing?"

"Where are the kits, Naru-chan?" he asked with a devilish grin on his handsome face.

"Umm, down the hall?"

Kakashi snorted. "Yeah, right. Like you'd be wearing that when they're awake… God, seeing you like this in the light of day… I might just have to pump another few babies into you today."

Naruto gawked at him: he was such a pervert! She loved it, and him, but still! "You - uhh - stop - that's not how it works 'ttebayo," she replied in a flustered voice. She shrieked but laughed when he pulled her down into the bed and opened his side table drawer. "Oh, no… Not those!" She couldn't keep the smile off her face, though, as she pretended to curl away from him. Quick as the deadly ninja he was, Naruto found herself handcuffed to the headboard, as Kakashi tied her knees up and away, each thigh tied to an adjacent nightstand. "Wait! This is embarrassing! Close the blinds or something!"

Kakashi was already down between her legs, though, not caring what she said. "Itadakimasu."

Naruto let out a shriek as soon as his mouth crashed down on her, then whined as he began sucking and lapping at her repeatedly with his skilled tongue. She desperately tried to move backward, but it was hard to get away when his lips and tongue were making her feel so good. There was also the silk and the handcuffs holding her down. "It's… YOUR birthday, not mine! ...Kash… listen! Oh, GOD!"

"I'll listen to that all day, baby. Howl for your alpha: let me hear you," Kakashi said before plunging his tongue back between her folds.

"No! Now listen, you pervert! We have to stop!" Naruto couldn't help but laugh at her sex-starved husband (how was that still possible after doing this all day? She'd only been gone for a week to Lightning!) but she was tired!

"Just be a good girl and turn over for daddy," he replied huskily.

"Gah! Hatake Kakashi, it's… AAH! Oh my god: It's 1900! We're already late for your party!"

"Maa, Naru-chan," he panted heavily, "I'm already having a party. Now, what did I tell you to do?"

"Yeah, yeah: turn over," she complained as she moved with a sly grin and got her ass slapped. "Ouch!" she yelped, giggling. "But this is the last time, though: we really have to get going… Damn... pervert. Oh! Fuck. Yes!" She wiggled back into the man who had just begun to squeeze back into her, nearly flattening her shoulders out onto their bed as she reached up and grabbed their headboard, her ass high and legs parted for him. "Right there, baby," she groaned. "Right there! ...Fuck! Oh gods, please! Yes!"

Tackled by their rambunctious masked "descendants," the Hokage grabbed his wife before she could topple over. She was having trouble walking, and all Kakashi could do was look at her ass and ruffle his kids' hair as she bent down in that fitted ivory strapless dress that was just a couple of shades darker than the Hokage robes he'd just ditched.

Maybe this time someone will steal my cloak: that would be great.

Naruto limped toward the back of Yakiniku Q after hugging and kissing her children, immediately apologizing to Yoshino and Chichi. "I'm sorry, I'm sorry! We got busy and I know we're late and I was supposed to do the cake and…" She saw the cake she hadn't made and began to drool.

"Stop, Naruto-chan, it's not like that man will ever let you be on time for anything," Yoshino said, hugging her while rocking her back and forth. She moved back but rubbed her hand over Naruto's flat belly. "How's my fifth grandbaby coming along?"

I hope there's not really more than one in there now, Naruto thought. Kakashi was… relentless and she wouldn't doubt that he was hiding some kind of chakra-enhanced super-sperm ability from her or something else that was troublesome. "Wait! Fifth?!" Yoshino bounced up on her toes, excitement and joy absolutely radiating from her.

"Yeeeesss! I was right," Yoshino cheered, looking back at her best friend. "Tell her, Chichi! I guessed that Temari was pregnant over a month ago!" She looked back at Naru who was smiling serenely. "You knew? You knew," she repeated darkly. "That Shikamaru: the grandmother's always supposed to be the first one told."

Naruto scratched the back of her head. "Yeah, sorry… And don't get mad at Shika! I'm a sensor, and - well, I was the one who told them she was pregnant, 'ttebayo."

The smirk on Chichi Akimichi's face told Naru that she had remembered that ability of hers and that she was in trouble for not telling them. It made sense to her: Naruto had been the one to let many of their younger friends know that they were pregnant and should go see Tsunade or Sakura. "So you know that Kurenai's pregnant again, too?" Chichi asked. Naruto winced but gave a quick nod of her head and hoped that Asuma and Kurenai had already come out with the news. (It wasn't something for her to tell!) "Can you tell me if I'll be a grandmother again soon, too?"

"Oh! I don't… No! I can't do that to them! It's their story to tell if that happens or doesn't!"

"You're no fun, Naruto," Chichi said with a pout. She dove toward the blonde and grabbed her with her clan's jutsu, holding the jinchuuriki back from the cake.

"Must… have…"

"Hokage-sama! Come get your crazy wife!" she laughed but held the blonde back from the huge cake she'd worked so hard on as much as she could until Kakashi could grab the blue-eyed woman to fling her over his shoulder. "Has she not eaten?!"

"I would never let that happen," Kakashi said, initially lying through his teeth. "We both had some really tasty meals today." Naruto had snorted but was beating on his back which felt great. "Naru-chan said that she loved her meat even more than what you have here or over at Ichirakus; no offense. Ja!"

The blonde was flung down on the couch when he reappeared with her in the main hall; their kids jumping on top of her. She snuggled and kissed the top of their silver-haired heads as they giggled while glaring playfully at her husband. "You and your delicious meat…"

"You know it's true," he said, wiggling his perverted slim eyebrows at her. "Keep her there, puppies; your mother's being naughty." Kakashi took off to avoid Gai or to pretend to.

"Naughty momma," they both laughed. Gai's daughter jumped on top of them and Naruto groaned as she listened to the three of them immediately begin to argue about naughtiness, youth, and color choices. She haltingly snuck off for food again but got held in a shadow possession jutsu that she could've gotten out of before she could get to Kakashi's big cake.

"Let me go, Aniki! Kakashi doesn't even like cake."

"Eat something decent, Naruto," Shikamaru drawled and took a plate his wife had just brought him. Temari gave him a dirty look and stalked away from him. Naruto tried to hide her grin as Shikamaru fed her from it and muttered out a sad "Troublesome."

"Temari's so beautiful when she's pregnant," Naruto said after taking a really huge bite of barbecued chicken, then cracked up laughing. Temari really was glowing… Glowing green and looking absolutely ragged. She was in a constantly crappy mood, too. She smiled up at her brother. "It'll get better soon, ya know."

Shikamaru picked up a piece of steak with his chopsticks and fed it to his ravenous, somewhat shadow-possessed sister. "Three more weeks if this pregnancy is the same as the last one," Shikamaru agreed and yawned.

He looked awful, too, which made Naru snicker even more. This was the peace that they'd wanted so badly: the peace and happiness that was going to prematurely age and kill them. "They say no two pregnancies are the same, though."

"What a drag. Feed yourself then." As soon as Shikamaru had let his jutsu go, Naruto dove for the cake again. "Behave, woman!" He dragged Naruto back into the main hall where Kakashi and Gai were now having a spar on the ceiling. Looking around the hall to ensure that their kids were safe and happy, they headed back into the kitchen, where Shikamaru found Naruto some pudding. She devoured it all then was yelled at by Anko, who said that Iruka had made it for her.

"It wasn't marked, Anko-nee!"

Anko growled and marched out to round up all of the children. Shika followed her out and sat down at a huge table with his wife, not even flinching when Kakashi and Gai somersaulted from the ceiling into two of the seats left open. The lights dimmed, the children squealed, and Kakashi's multi-tiered cake was wheeled out. Everyone sang to him and pretended not to notice him getting so emotional while they cheered.

With his beautiful wife, pups, and all his friends by his side, Kakashi could admit that despite his job, he was truly very happy.