next chapter, yeah hes a big bitch, cried so long i had to start another fucking chapter. Anyway he cried so long and loud that he attracted a suden noise of small children, what the fuck? Yeah o know, the sound of waht seemed as small children begane to chant and sing in the direction of Deku, he began to stop crying and turned to look around in even more fear than before, he had never felt this kind on unknown fear as he had zero idea what was coming or where it was coming from. A faint green light began to raise from the far end of the forest, the chants and marching began to be more clear

"March! March! March! March to the loyal creeeed!"

Ayo what the fuck is tat creepy shit son, Deku began to realize what was coming and started t o flee in the opposite direction to realize just how fukced he really was. As he turned around he saw how fucked this forest, the green glow had lit up the entire forest in ever y direction around Deku, he began to spin and look and look for an exit to see no way out. Deku sat next to his tree as he began to accept his fate

"There's the fat fuck! Fuck his . ss! March to his fate! March! March! March!"

Deku began to cry but it did not last long, a faint whistle and swift pain entered Deku's neck, he felt what was a fat rod and immediately fell to darkness.

Fe\red and Bizmack managed to ride for hours on end looking fro his boys, led in multiple directions buy standing civilans of ther town and officers of teh law pointing to the description of the an.

"There had been a description of a stolem van entering the forest about 3 hours ago but thats about the mpst i know of a van."

The new 2k20 dynamic duo took the information and ran with it hoping it was ekju and his firewnd tordoroki, the two set off from town into the forest in the hope of.. Of shittheres the van driving right paste us right now ay what the fuck. The white van zoome bey the bys in a fulry, moving with one purpose to get the fucko ut og this fucking oeice if shit fuckung fuckded forest holky shit dude hes fucking moving what the fuck like he moving moving, imagine a nascar car moving left for the two hundred aND SECODN tien this race like thats fucking fast dude lmao. So like fred and bisazmack tuende to chase the van down, kniwing thaT DEKU HAD TO BE INT the can.

"fed , FRED the at has tp be it! Follow follow him!"

Freddy fucking tokoyo drift that hoe hoe to follow what he would hope held his new somewhat friend, i actually dont know if theyre friends or now, thayre kinda just roomates and just met around aw eek ago so like idk, freed feels something for deku anf thatsx a;; that matters. Ita about love folks, its about love, . Fred moved te corner and but he bizmCK LOVES SHAK INTO MOTIOPN, FULL SENDINH the patty wagin after another van. In hot pursuit, somon pegg realized that he had attracted cojmpanyh.

"Who th e fuck ae these giys man, ive seen eniuhg blood for the day in dont news to see meore. Im fucking out of here fuck these giuys they can kiss mt ass"

Simon pegg put hte shaggin waggin into maximum overfdiebv and scoured out that hoe as fast as the piece of shit pudl take hime. Moving past the routes he doesnt matter with the body of his past loveerr in the back carriage, simon pegg so ful of emotion and pain he was gonna cum.

"God dsmmit yo yook everything raway from me, i hope you all fucking die'

Simon pegg procidedd to also tokoyo drift that hoe but into his own lane, tipping the sahfgin waggin over into a mad roll, causing a mad obstacle from fred who was absolutely foming in hot.

"Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shiiiiiit! We gionn chrrrraaassssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh1"

Fred attempted to move the bixzmack love machine out of the way of the tumbling simon pegg emotional fuck fest with a certain corpse to no success, fred and bif business were gonna crash and had to brace for impact.

"Its oaky my boy, save your frind, big business fpr live baby"

Big business began to expand out of thre passenger seat, becioming the form og a kind of strawberry jelly, surrounding fred for his safety.

"BIG BUSINESS NOOOO!"

The va n had crushed a pon another van with fred van vleet covereed completly in bizmack jelly, his safety blanket for what was gonn be a nasty spill. The two shagin wagons collided at the speed of mack 7, causing the nasty explosion that could be seen bacl at hogwarts.

"Holy fucking cunt! I hope that wasnt the boys"

Said professor snape looking out the hogwarts window, taking a break from his teachers lounge daily 3 pm orgy.

The explosion was tough, huge, and a bit sticky actually, no one could have survived a wreck that bad, but yet Freddy van smeat waled away unscaved because pf the ultimate sacrifice of Charolette Hornets Center, Bizmack Byiombo. The Biz had turend himself into his special power, the ability to form strawberry jelly, instewad turned hisme;lf into jelly nad uncovered fred, protectingg him from the nasty sp;;.

"I will never forget your time on the raptors, or the great deed you did for me big business, rest in pieces ;("

FRed grabbed a piece of special jelly to remembered big biz and continued his journey into the forest, following the burning rubber prints into the forest, hoping that they would lead to his somewhat common aqueintnce that he may call his friends in about 9 months or the course of 1 really stupid fanfiction that your are currenlty reading.

Fred followed this trailed for heat wawa easily a couple hours, a dragging hike in the woods would eventually work out as about an hour ago fredd had seen a smoke tower in the sky, hopefully leading to Deku. as fred had gotten closer he heard what seemed like some fighting, fred not knowing what to do in the wide open euro stepped to the closet tree and hid behuidn it. He heard what hwe thought was a women and a man fightuin over their marriage, a very heartwarming and close relationship was coming to a close in this deep depressing forest. The women had walked away looking gor the lover she talke da boiyt in the argument, leaving the man alone. Hoping the man had seen Deku, fred came out of the bushes after a while, hoping the man was cool enough to a total stranger that was gonna poop out of the woods at around 10:30 Pm central standard time. Fred calmly walked out from his tree and bushes, arm raised in a calm manner with no intent to harm but just asking some queeestttiooonnns and its fucking Todoroki.

"Fucking took you long enough dude, this fucking loser left me alone to bleed out after crying about hi m being a bitch, please fro the love of god say you have ride out of here man."

Frd had found ther injured freshman and ran to his leg hoping to help heal the torn wound with his small amount olf magic knowledge he learned from grand master Kawhi. Fred had to try and think really hard, on what had brought tge most fear and pain to his head, absorb that pain as he held to Todoroki's pain, absorb the pain of the bleeding boy and release it, healing the wound completely. Fred strained as he gripped the boy's leg, thinking about Giannas in a golden Stae house and Kawhi in a clippers house jersey.

"Mmmmmmmmhy FUCK YOU STEVE BALMER YOU PIECE OF SHIT GIVE ME BAK MY BOOOOOOOYYY'

In a fit of rage fred had began to absorb Todoroki's pain and began to release it by the breath of fire, releasing the pain of both TOdoroki's wound nad the loss of Grand master Kawhi in fred's live as much as the narrator's life.