Deku had wakon upo from a dase completely unk nown where he is, not knowing what hasd happened or what is going to happen knowing now what he can see in front of him, the complete horrors of the forrest. In front of Deku was a small green glazed village full of little people that are known as "Celtics of Boston." the small village town held hundreds of celtics as the village had been built hundreds of yearsd ago and had be constANTLY BUILT APON ITSELF TO hold the constantly growing community of celtics. Threw was a town hall, shopping mall, well drawn execution stand, and eb=en a shittu basketball stadium. Boston Celtics are small and not very successful as they havent won in many years, feeding on the wonderers of their forest but are very scared of other eastern conference opponents. Deku had been tied to a post and heavily drugged by the celtics, Deku tried to escape but he was tied good, no was of escaping this really goood boy scout knot.
"Listen here you little shit! We caught you in our special forest and our first intention was to eat your sorry soul but as most of last captures hace been used for a nother purpose, therews a real thorn in our side that we can't do ourselves, thats ewhrre you come in, youre gonna kill a beast fpr us."
Deku had been suited up in armor and left over 2010 nba champion Boston Celtics nba champion tshirts, as Deku had been suited for battle, the high priest of the Celtics came before deku, behind him was two other celtics holding a large velvet box covered in diamonds. Uncovered in the box to be the greatest wepon the forest could hold.
"You will go into battle to die" said the grand priest, he moved arond to open his special red box.
"Behold! The great weapon that has been in our hold foe many lifetimes, a great weapon that ahs slain the great Magic of Johnson, the great Kareem of abar and at one point the legendary Kobe of bryant, son of a bitch came back 2 years later though and it was kinda fucked up." The grand priest opens the box to show te weapon to be taken by Deku for his great battle, a diamond encrusted grand shake weight of wonders, a large workout tool discovered long ago by the great ancestors og the celtic village, briufht back to village long ago and praised aas the holy weapon known for the great defence of the village. The shake weight had been bestoed to all past adventures that had been captired by thr celtocs, all had pereshed by the great beast inside the forest that had been terrorizing the village for months.
"you will walk into battle, defeat our beast and leave our forest, best
of luck to you bicth boy, have fun"
Delu who had been sweating and crying about his fate for the past
fee minuetes with no respinse from litterally anyone as no one cares what happens to him except hoping that he fucking dies because holy shit does he cry alot, what a fucking bitch man. Deku was handed the mighty weapon and begna to be shoved out of the village into the direction of complete destruction, a small portion of the village had been gated off as this part pf the village had became the ground zero lf large freak attacks and home of siad monster.
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Wheer the duf k, deku was moved into a disgustinf sector of the village that was covered in mangled bodies and what seemed ti be green glowing goo, bones and pain covers the area if what used to be a thriving neighborhood,. Deku covered his shake weight in fear hoping his weapon would defend him from what ever had casuesed so much pain to this community, he stepped over broken homes and broken spines of what seemed to be happy families, torn apart by a monster with no regard for who lived here. deli slowly moved through yhe tje neighborhood hoping to find aogn of life but jothing but destroyed life can be seen, but after walking for a couple minutes he had seened what looked like absolute hell. a large fire of what seemed to be a latge capital bulding covered in the mangled bodies of who used to live here, bones and meat scatered about next to what seemed like a place to cook the bodies of who used to live here. Deli stepped back a bit before crunching on a spine, alerting something neer by that sounded menesingly, deku feared what he had done and looked in ever direction for what he had alerted. A large figure appeared behind the buring down bulding with a corpse in his mouth for dinner, starimg into the teary eayes of duke with one intention of having him from dinner. The larhe figure was a large grizzly figure, blood in his eyes and blood apon his cheeck, pain and vengenace on his mind as he had set his mind apon having this tresspasser for dinner. the monster had easily twiced the size of duke and twice the girth of deku that he with he could have because hes a punk bitch with no girth, limo dick.pissy can get mo pussy thats what he wasnt invited to the anime pussy party. Any way the large figured to be a large werewolf, the on reasonable for all the carnage he had caused to the village. The mangled but disgustusting furry monster moved away form the capmfire he had created nad moved towards deku, hoping to have dinner.
Deko cowred in fear and ran for cover as the monster lunged for for an attack on the sweet succulent boy made of cum, the monster had every intent in succing the sweet sweet nectar oft the young deku before eating hime alive, the monster moved to where he heard deku lsatr to find nothing but muddy foot prints, strange because it had not rained int this forest in at least 2 weeks. As it seems deku had pissed humsel, he ran for cover in the mangled buildings looking for how in the fuck a shake weight has been a weapon and for that a holy weapon of a n entire village. Deku fumbled the sex toy atround looking for anything that would signify anything refrenving towards a weapon, stroking the weapon, banging it over his knee, licking the front, all attempts led to nothing, leading deku to believe he was given just a normal shake weight qanfd he is going to die. The large grilly monster had the scent of pussy in the air, it was time to find and destroy whatever food the village hd provided for the monster today, he searched through the rubble for the young boy, creeping and lerching through the homes of old looking for dinner. Sdeku cowarded in fear as he heard the monster grow closer to his hiding spot, feelin gth rumble of the large monster's feet moving though to his soul. Deku running out of ideas thought his only plan was to surprise the monster and just honestly get it over with because he seemed like there is n o virtual chance of victory here. Deku raises up with his shitty weapon of doom and began to shake weight the shit out of his arm, charging up for his attack on the vicious monster, as he shook the arm definer for 40 year old mothers the shake weight began to glow brightly, rumbling in deku's handf beholding a larger than life weapo amergig from the front of the shalke weight. A large stinky blade emerged from the tip of the shake weight, glowing in the stinky reflection of year old cum covering the entire blade, the shake weight became nothing more than the handle for a glorious stinky weapon built to slay the grizzly beast. The Monster cowered in fear for a monet at pure sight from the blade but gathered hisrelf ready to pull the goon to pieces, he growled his battle cry and charged at the pussy bitch with full intent to rip and tear. Deku with the power of the blade began to gain som confidence apon the beast even though he had never weilded a sword before, he gained a position that seemed right to him and then GETs absOULT;Y GETS clapped by the beast, trucking him like marshwn LAynch in the playoffs, sending deku flying into another building, smashingit to pieces. DEku had to bring himself together, seeing the beast vchrge at him once again be then seeing the sword had been dropped apon impact, Deku quickly goyt up to dodge the beats' attack. THe Monster knew the pussy would try to esacpe once again so lunged in the direction of deku's run away path and got a good chomp at deku's forearm, taking a small chunch of skin. Deku winshed in pain but regained form as he had a goal in mind, lill the wocked beast and save this village of celtics. Delu shifted behidn the beast, a tored beast wirh his back turned to the boy not knowing he had the power to attack like this, Deku raised gis forearm weapon and brought it down onto the forehead of the beast. Releasing a latge screem of pain from the beast as blood ran down his monsterous skull. Delu began to feel victory before looking into the eyes of the evil beast, lord behold it was the Family Fued host Steve Harvey, the evil beast destroying this town was supposed to be on Abc but yet he was here, killing villagers as a werewolf. Delu backed away in fear in what he had just done, Steve harbey had no remorse and charged again at the boy head first, a fit of rage, a blood rage if you will. Delu got composure, secured his stance and begain his toro with the beast, as the Show host cahrged past him deku timed his slice as he is running out lf time. Delu jusmped out of the way last moment with a falling blow of the sword, slicing the neck of Steve Harbey, taling the head clean off. The beast has been lsayed, by a fucking loser pussy boy who really has no powers except short stint in time travel and now able to wield a shake weight sword. Deku raised his bloody sword in glory as he had fiannlyy achieved something, he was finally successful.
"Deku! My fucking boy you're alive! We've been looking for you all night!"
Behind the surprised Deku came his boys, A fiery Fred Van Shmeat with a still very injured but stable Todoroki over Fred's shoulder emerging from the forest of the demolished village.. As Deku began to wear off his steam of victory, he hilted his new form sword and he ran to hug his new form friend before getting pimp slapped by fred.
" Woah woah woah its nice to see you but we are not cool like that, don't try me with that, like its good to see you but damn bitch what the fuck was that? Running at me for a fucking hug?"
Deku rubs his cheek as a tear rolled down his red beaten cheek, he deserved it and he knows it, he got up and grabbed the new sword he planned on leaving with.
"Look look, we gotta go, the village gave me this sword and i relly wanna keep it so can we go, quickly."
FRed looked down at Deku's hilt to see no sword but infact nothing, behind Deku was the body pf the beats and what seemed like a bloody shake weight on the ground.
"Is this a game i dont understand- fuck it who cares, its late and that means we're late so lets fucking go."
Deku grabbed his hip looking for the sword before realizing he dropped it because he has nothing on his hilt for a sword let alone a shake weight, he started to walk back to grab the shake weight before being grabbed by rhe collar.
"WAIT WAIT! My sword! Why are we in a rush lemme just get my sword!"
Deku broke free from Fred's graspe and ran to the sword, seeing that the sword had sucked back into the shake weight, only looking like a regular old bloody shake weight.
"Deku leats go! The anikem wizard pussy party is tonight!"
Deku looked dopwn on his shake weight before looking back on the villageq and the body opf the beast, as he began to walk away from the village a blistering pain came from his arm, the bite from the beast remained. The swelling had grown in size around the bite, the puss and scabs starting to form around the bite as if the body had accelerated the wounds healing and infection proccess. The pain began to sell though his arm and in his chest, buit in all was managable, the pain can wait. In reality, none mattered, there was pussy to be had, and Deku would fiannly get to become a man, see a breast for himself. He grasped his shake weight and bandaged his wound, regrouped with hbis friends and followed the stars to sweet sweet coochie, tonight was gonna be a good night.