Deku had left the party alone, sad adn depressed as he looked behind seeing the police officers that were about to walk inyo the apartment building of the naime wizards uspsuusy party looking straight up into the sky. Deku looked up into the widow where he saw Todoroki who was doing the exact same thing as the officers, looking straight up ionto hte sky.Deku was very confused as everyone he aaw had stopped in their place, he began to look around the complex seeing people in their windows and on their balconies looking up into the sky in tota awe. Deku soun around anf finally gavei n, he braced himself anf looked into the sky to see hwayt was absolute horror. A dark blood red sky had taken over the once night sky, a pulasting image in the sky had captured the stares if all the people around deku, two bright human eyes the size of 2 moons in the sky, taken over the entire sky looking dwon apon the people of *NAME REDACTED* county. Deku began to cower un fear of what hes seeing, helooked around for any sight of help not knowing what the hell to do. Behind hi, m rean up wa Fred and todo running looking over their should as they too k the distraction to get away from the cops, as they ran half naked trying to put their clothes back on as they grab deku and start running.

"Guiys guys, what the fuck is that-"

Todo covered deku's moputh as the cops began to turn around s they realixd what had disappeared behind them, the cop[s scam at the boys as they try to gian composure before being pulled away by others in the complex, dealing with more pressing matters, leaving the boys to run un scaved.

"We gotta get back on campus, thethis is shit we gotta talk to the priciple or some shit whatever fuck lets go"

Todorokie throws deku to the ground as he bsaucaky tells huim to move his ass "we aint giot much time" the three start to run towards a parking garage where a faint car alarm goes off farther into the garage, it was FRed Van 80 million's Ferrari that the boys pilled into, forcing Deku into the trunk, as they dubai whipped that shit SKRTTTSKKRRRTTTT they way back to hofgwarts.

Fred pulled the ferrari into the parking lot of the school, red skys and chaos surround them, several news vans and military perosnal surrond the entrance to te he school, clammering to get in wanting to know what the school was gonna do in response tro he terror in the sky. The boys shuffle thourgh the crowd to see professor dumbldore infront of the crowd behind a large floating podium.

"...people people please calm down, my fellow teachers and staff will have this problem under control, this is no more than another small militia tryi9ng to make another scare on the town in an attempt to assert dominance, or even more foolish thsi canb be another elaborate prqank buy some of our young students at our fine academy, that when found will be severely punished."

Before professor could finish his speech, the large eyes in the sky began to from a large amethyst worm hole, not to suck any thinf into it but to speahc or some sit im reaky drunk fuckj tyou. Dude what the fuck while in at it the fucking raptors aarnet dkung sdo good, its mainlt to the fact taht we lost serfge ibake and marc gasol in the offseason and we have no consistent big man., fuicknign aaron baynes sucks dick bro he aint no quality center taht start fro the franchise like the raptors bro the fuck, we need to trade for andre adrummend and we.re straight, kyle, pascal and fred are palying grat plus OG and CHris boucher are playing great, we have agood squad we just need a good rebounding center, chrius is good at center he just inst a inside orecense to scare defendersz or ger rebounds, off the nech hes great but starterting isnt his thing yet, hues still young but he.ll het there=. In the mean time a good solid ofrefesne assault from fred and pascal will goet us by for the meantime but this wount last long, in masai we trust.

Thew wiormhile began to star t speaking to the entire county, spewing the words of hate anfdf what was to come for the heros of cum.

"WIZARD WORLD OF HOGWEARTS, YOUR TIME HAS CUM, THE LORD IS COMING FOR HIS REVENGE NAD THERE IS NO STOPPING ME THIS TIME, DUMBLDORE, BROTHER, I WILL DO WHAT I MUST, YOU WILL PERISH LIKE THE REST OF YOUR FILTH, BURN IN HOLY FIRE TO THE NEW RELIGION OF GERSTIRE!"

Dumbledor kinf of cats away in fear from th4r prodium, waving off all interviewers as he began to wealk away, multiple reporters begain to growe louder in louder in their questions a fear had taken over. The sky turned blood red to a bright orange, the sky filled blinding the publixc for mear seconds before the madness had set in. warships had taken the sky and began to rain down tomahawk cruise missols around teh county. The ships grew in numbers by the dizen as every second past, more and more missiles began to rain down apon the city befiore the entire city a gianomic silver shield was formed around the campus, the shield held against the missiles to the camous but the res t of the county was left to sa ve for themselves. Many of the reporters ran towrds the campus for shelter as the boys had followed suit as many of thjpse behind the mhad already suffered their fate of the cruse missols. The boys ran into campus" parking lot into the main freshman building behind the reports and news people to se3e some of their friends from homeroom in chapter 1 or 2 or something, D.va, Jimmy Kimmle, Bizmach Biyambo somehow? And lil uzi vert, fuck it he was there too.

Charollete hornets big man Bizmach Biyambo moves though his home room class to grab the 3some and give them a big BigBuisness hug of apperication.

"Ah haaaaa! My canadian Brothers you're okay, it's good to see you all once again, what's all going on?"

Big Business gave them one last big squeeze and dropped them to the ground, backing awway as he could clearly see VanShmeat and Todoroki were very disgruntled and Deku was way to affectionate and had a way too weird look on his face like he was really happy but also about ot cry. Several othjer teachers came into the hallways to cl;ose off the doors and lock them beihdn, leaving many of the reporters to fend for them sel;ves as they were to leave the shield and fend for themselves. They then began to shuffle all the students still on campus to the lkarge nbaq sized stadium they had on campoosu, they had no camous sports so the addition ogf a large NBA stadium on campus made clearly for spotrts but yet having no sports is quite stupid and a waste of money, they just use it for bingo on tuesday's and thursday's at 9pm. Anyway the gang grouped together as a large stage was made on top ogf the bingo caller table in the direct middel of the stadium floor. When the most part of the stadium was filled with stujdents and stff, Proffesor Dumbldore appeared atop the stage casting a microphone into his hand which didnt work and he had zeor ideo so his speech was kinda awkarwd but anywasy, what he had said was

"Students! As you can see we are in danger rule 41-33, meaning there is a great evil among us (SUUUSSS) as far as we know this a enemy number 1 and this will be the school's main priority, we must combat this evil as this is what the school was made for, to protect the evil among our (KINDA SUS) community…"

"Yo can any of yall actually hear him? I just keeping hearing something about something sus or something"

Fred shuffles over to his seat with the rest of the gang as he sits next to D.va with a large smile over his face, the rest pf teh group pile in near each other, well except one as Deku had bee n lost int he crowd and had be grouped up with soem other, quest8ionable individuals. Actually i was ginna type some shit about Deku being stuck between towe fat dudes or soemthing but i actaulky dont care, this is the las t tiome im gonna type his stupid fucking nsamer thid chapter, instead im gonna introduce my favorite character in all of "My Hero Academia" into the group og Goons that are our main characters. Slowly moving through the crowd up to the gang, crossing iover chairs adn students alike fianlly go to Sm=hmeat and Todoroki.

"Its, its you two! You two were the one's who were off into the deathly forest and survuived, you are the saviors that will stop this great evil attacking the county, yoiu are my heros!"

It was indeed my favorite character in all of My Hero, Mineta and all his balls made his way to the top pf the stands and grabbed all the attention in the packed stadium, looking towards wha t should bne a major plot point but who ficking caes, ball boy is here and has kicked off the plot, finally. Mineta rewahced in to hug Fred befire getting shoved back into the crowd, mineta fell back about four rows but no one cared, the rumors around school were true, people went into the forest of wonders and survived, almsot complety unscaved too for the most part (yeah todoroki was fucked up in that one scene but all he needed was some pussy and a pheonix kit, the kid is fine) the whole crowd looked on in awe as the young ball boy was right, the savior of us all was here, and it was 2 of them, not one but two that had survued the forest.

"I WAS THERE TOO!"

This bitch bro, i thought i was fucking doine with his ass this chapter buit yet here he is running his big dumb stup[id buitch mouth. Deku yelled out from about twelve row s below where Fred and Todoroki were only to be shunned as no one had heard about him, deku became flustered and remembered taht he had proof that he was there, The bitch boy brought out his fleshlight from his bag and unveiled the sabor that was incased in the sex toy

"I WAS THE SLAYOR OF THE BEAST POF THE GREAT FOREST, WE WILL BE YOUR SAVIORS!"

Deku had stood above his chair and raised his sword high, revealing a large gash in his arm from earlier, which since he hid it from hikslef had grown a lot more since he last remembered and had gwon a large purple infection, bleeding down his wrist as he had extended his arm out too much, scaring the living shit out of deku, he collasped onto the floor, throwing the sword up into the air, all the students cowared in fear sd the sword came back down onl;y to be caught, the gangh had climbed down to Deku and had Fred cathc the holy sword.

"We did travel into the forest, Deku did slay the beast, and we will be your saviors, give us the orders, we;re ready to fight"