The entire stadium of students and staff had just busted the biggest nut imaginable, there was no a single dry under garment in the stadium, even professor dumbledore had a hard on asa he had found his champions. The group moved their way down the stands to the stage as big business carried a fainted deku over his shoulder, Fred moved foard to the head professor with the shword in his hand, the sword began to glow and heat up as he moved closer to the head professor before finally starting to grow extremely hot, too hot for vanShmeat to hold onto much longer before he had to drop it, befire ut can hit the floor the sword shrunk back into the sex toy hilt and warped towards deku, a uncaunsidous deku so he couldnt od no cool captain america shit, insteads the sword hit deku in the b=mouth bashing his lip open and sending the hilt back into the stands. The crowd ran from the hilt as the same thing had happened again, it grew very hot nad warped back into the direction of deku, again hitting deku in shoulder this time before hitting the floor, the glow and heat disappeared and simpy sat on the floor still. The group looked onto the sword asking who was gonna carry the sword now, Big business picked up the sword and put the hilt into deku's pocket, a big smile came over Bizmack's face and the group turned to look at professor f=dumbvlefore.
"If this is true, and that looks like the weapon of the great forrest, than this is great news, i have my champions, but you are only children, how could any of you be ready to fight a evil villian such we saw today?
Fred VanShould've been a fucking all-star this year man, he got snubbed hard, how yo average 22, 6 and 4 while being 4th in the east and not get an all star spot, Jason Tatum and Donatas sabonis made it and theyre not even in the playoff race, thats so trash. Fred looked around at his friends before a large smuh=g look came over everyone's face before fred turned back to look at the head master.
"Professor we simply, built different…"
Professor Dumbledore had a large smug look come over hus face too as he dabbed up Fred and they walked out pf the stadium, the stunned crowd looked oas the professor and group walked out of the stadium before the professor turning aroiudn adn shuffling back to center stage.
"Well students we will go into brief intermission, do not be alarmed we have this under control, um teachers in the booth play some highlights from last season's Rocket League finals to entertain the students until i return, okay we shall return in a moment."
Professor began to shuffle the group of goons back into the base of the school, he led them through the halls leading to the back locker hold of magical items and fortnite weapons, Dumbledore led the group into the back of the vault, dumbledore and Anna Farris cleared a table of golden scars for big business to lay down deku, his condistioon is looking fucked, the gas h on his arm has swollen up badly, blackish pus type liquid and blood almost covered the gash and had grown to take almost his entire arm. Dumbledore looked at the kid, scoffed and turned to a blank wall in the back of the vault.
"Back in 2002 before we became a magic university, this campus was housed by the largest spirit halloween in the world, and before you ask why there was a castle and such here for just a spirit halloween, well before it was a spirit halloween this area was held hostage by a large group of rednecks that housed this castle originally built in 2000, when the rednecks died to the hands David Blaine and his magical army in the great tournament of 2001 , the rednecks left behind a large stockpile of weapons that david Blaine sealed behind this wall, it has gone dorment for years, until now."
Dumbledore lifted his wand and began to run a spell on the wall, the surrounding blocks of the hole that led into the hidden plunder of weapons began to shake as the stones covering the hole behan to glow a deep purple before heating up to a glowing orange, before encapsing the room in a bright orange, the stones were gone, and the vault had expanded, the plunder was for the group to take, and prepare for battle.
"With no doubt i fear for you children and what lays before you, but if you really have slayed the holy beast of the forest, then you may be the saviors that this world needs, ready up my warriors, the keepers and saviors of this county are now your title to bare. Our Warriors of Hogwarts are made. "
Dumbledore nodded at the Golden State Warriors of Hogwarts as thye steppede intp what seemed like a tomb, weapons layed the large room that was three times the size of that broom closet pf a magic vault. Todoroki and D.va were first to catch their weapos of choice, D.va found a pretty pink M16 SOPMOD that almost seemed like it was made for her, Todoroki was next grabbing two weapons, first a Benelli M4 with a foldable stock, second a USAS-12 with several differnt magazines, each with black shotgun shell's instead of normal red ones. Third was Big Buisness Biyombo who had set his eyes on the weapon as soon as the doors opened, a solid gold M60 in teh hands of a skeleton of a redneck that mustve died in the vault, Bizmack removed the skelton redneck from the weapon as he took it for his taking. Anna Farris was next, she looked around for hwat would fit right for her before finding two small G18's, two fully automatic pistols that seemed fit for her. Lastly was Fred Van God damn he looks so good, Raptors arn't looking so hot but fuck he looks so god damn good, he's gonn be a fucking all-star next year im fucking calling it, Fred walked aorund a found a sniper rifle layed up against of stone that was half way out of the wall, he looked over to his left to see Big business playing with his golden M60 and walk away with his treasure, Fred lifts the rifle just for the stone to fall out of place onto the floor, Fred drops the rifle and reaches into the hole the stone left, inside he found a box that when lifted out was weighed very heavy that when lifted out of the wall lead to ut falling out of fred's hands onto the floor making a large bang that led to the attention to everyone in the vault. Fred VanChampion flipped to box over to it's opening and slowly opened the box, what was inside had a large glow grow from the box, blinding everyone in sight, all except FRed, who soaked up the beauty of what was inside the box. Inside layed two weapons, Two desert eagles with gold and black ingravings covering the entire gun, layed inside the box were all of the gun's magazines layered with gold ammunition. Fred lifted both Guns above his head to look on in glory, as he looked down to see a note, Fred lays the guns onto the box and opens the note. 'The roads will be paved in the blood of your enemies, let my legacy weapons lead you into battle. ~K.B '
"One last thing, i know most of you are freshman and haven't received your magic calling's yet, we will have to skip exams and hopefully these extra powers will help you in battle, i have clothing and armor for battle waiting for you in your homeroom classroom upstairs, leave deku with me, i will do what i can and send him back to you."
The group walked back out pf the vault to find four other professors standing in the hall each having a different colored box, each box contained the weapon that would give each their power, except for Biz being a junior and already having his power given to him. The students stood infornt of each box corresponding to them, pink for D.va, blue and red for Todoroki, yellow for anna, and black for Fred. Proffessor dumbldore nodded to the other professor's as they all opened their boxes simultaneously, inside each box layed one item, a clored chrome butt plug with corresponding clors to match the students' box and powers. Fred and Todoroki turned around to look at Dumbldore in disgust while at the same time Anna and D.va had already inserted their weapons then thanking the proffesors for thier gifts, teh two then looked at each other, both knowing what they had to do.
Twenty minuets had passed and the two boys had yet to come into their homeroom, D.va, Anna Farris and, Big Buisness had already suited up and are ready to move on the orders of Dumbledore and the sword of a recovering Deku. Professor Mia Khalifa wheeled in a groggy but awake Deku who's wounds had been magically healed, Dumbledore walked in behind with tow very upset and idsgsuted fred adn todoroki. The two suited up in body armor and their costumes as professor Dumbeldore stood up Deku.
"Ive been told that whatever is leading this charge has unleased his armies of monsters, goons and, miltarized simps onto the county with intent of taking the campus, the warships stopped firing around 10 minuetes ago, assuming they've ran out of missiles or they've given up on firing apon our shield, governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has delcred marshal law and has sent whatever military he has but none has been succesful as the magic of the simp army is too much for them, The being above has taken a base in the forest outside of town, same place you boys slayed the beast, you must make your way their and take out whatevr is taking over our county. I know you are all ready."
Fred suited wearing his Raptor's uni loaded body armor on top, brings up both weapons as the Warriors of Hogwarts stood before their professor. The war has begun and these six are our only hope.