The Royal six were packed and ready to go, complete with custom kevlar and costumes to match their skill set, all were ready to go and started to head to the motor pool to set their route to the deep mysterious forest of evil, all except deku. Deku had yet to apply his magic buttplug as the buttplug had rejected him, the professor's brought several buttplugs (of magic of course) but none seemed to stick to the boy, the proffessor's even tried forcing in the buttplugs themselves with no success, even worse deku's costume had been ruined, the costume he had brought from home had been re-colored by a prankster (100% Fred VanPrankster) the dark green tones in Deku's costume had been recolored a dark purple, with no time for adjustments and time for more buttplugs, Deku was forced to leave with his purple costume and zero buttplug. Deku looked into a mirror with his new costume to see the dark purple compared to his green hair, he turns to look at professor Dumbledore

"I have no powers, i dont have any guns, my clothes dont even match"

Dumbledore smirched a little and lifted his wand over Deku's head, casting a spell onto Deku's hair changing the highlights in his hair from green to purple

"Child you have five other individuals waiting for you that are relying on you, you must do everything in your power to help them power through and be heroes on this very dark day, you have no need for another weapon as the gods have already blessed you with one."

Dumbledore points to Deku's pocket pussy hilt and DEku holds in his hands tight as a smile comes across his face, Deku moves in for a hug which is very awkward for everyone as Dumbledore pushes him away and points him to the motor pool, Deku nods and walks in shame to meet with his friends. DEku slowly walks away every couple of seconds looking back at the group of teachers waving back at him while taling among US (AMONG US SUS IS DEKU THE IMPOSDTER???????) (im very sorry) (A lot of alcohol is corcing through my bidy anf all im thinking about are among us tik toks, i seek mental helpo) The Royal SIx were waiting in the motor pool along their new whip, a custom Range Rover with nine seats, armor platiung and real nice gold rims. THe group had already been loaded into the car with thri weapons loaded along their feet, VanSHmeat and Big Buisness waited outside for Deku and pile in when they saw Deku finally coming bakf down the hallway.

The group loads in and peels out of the garage towards danger, first getting past the parking gargage to the front of the campus gates which had been seeled by rule of professor dumbledore, the bombing biarage had stpopped an d goons with much malice in their heart had taken the streets. The guards working the gate saw thew royal vehicle and opened the gate.

"The flag ship stalled and moved it's way above the forest, whatevr beasts that monster has layed about the land is attacking CrownKeep's wizard department, head their first and then deal with the ship"

Fred nodded as the gates were opened, revealking the terror that the bombs had layed on the land and all the people stuck outside of the campus' shield, the brick road had been left in tack with ni scteachchs but was painted a dark red, the paste that used to be the rewporters, students and anyone else that didnt get to clover in time, Fred swallowed the pain as he looked around the car to see how everyone was dealing, the group was composed, except deku of course who was having his eyes closed by Ana Farris's hand, whart a nice women, wonder id shes single. Fred drove forward through htthe rubble what used to be p[eople, the moved through the human mud and drive an hour to the largest town closest to hogwrats Crwon's Keep, litterlsayy just tilted towers from fortnite but with less legendary scars, okay that just sounds like detroit but you get what im saying, people get sauced on out here, the food iws nice tho nit gonna lie, there;s a smoothie place on broadstreat nad New Orry Avenue that fuicking smacks. Fred movi=ed the group within the cities limits to see the carnage that had begun, fires broke out among hhe city as screams and wizard gun fire coudl be hwear d from milesa away. Shmeat gotr the team to the major roadblock set just before the entry to the main street if the city, heavily guarded by wizardsand armed humans alike as the fiends had been trapped in a 10 block radius, majority of the fiends were fizxaed of taking the wizards police headquarts on main street, a 5 story complex with enough fire power to take the state by storm, the fiends wanted it badly and it could not be taken in the wrong hands. The Roayl 6 unloaded their gear and moved to the roadblock as the wizards moved the major stone raodblxdok in the road out of the way for the group to move towards their objective. There was fiends everywhere, a name the radios were calling them all over the area, they were disgiustung beats that nine have seen befire (they were neckbeard farries with magical ar-15's, like fedora wearing, my little pony wearing type fucks, like geaorgy or whatver his fucking name is, like him but fatter adn a receding hairline, they all wore black button up short sleeve shirts and bleu jeans with 7 year old vans that were busted as shit, they were fucking disgusting and needed to all die.) The group saw the madness as 4 blocks doewn was the wizard headquerts that was covered in hundreds if not thousands of fiends surrounding the building, many others can be seen before the building goung into multiple other buildings nearby terrprzong civilans hiding fornmthe horror. There was a couple hiding in a suv about 50 feet away from the group as 8 fiends were just hassling the couple, moving the car back and forth as one fiend hasd hisa dick out, hard watchign the two hide and cry as the feared fpr the life.

Fred's blood was boiling over as he chambered a round into his weapons, the group followed suit as they moved with the footsteps of Fred Van avveraging almost 24 points a game and 6 assists game, dude better be an all star this year of the system is fuckling rigged, and have yall seen Scottie Barnes?? Dude is averaging almost 18 and 7 as a fuciong rookie, if he doenst win rookie of the year im gonna fukciong lose it, pisseed as i am already that Big Dick Vladdy didnt win MVP, ISWERA IM GONNA KILLM YLDSEF FUCK, anyway.

The group moved feroward as Deku held behind and kinda fell to the floor, a large lump of pain in his head had taken him over, making his s=weazy and sick to his stomach, deku ran to a near by wendy's behind the roadblock and hid inside the dark building, the gorup took no notice as the they all weapons fire apon the fiends, the five lined up and let all hell rip through these fiends, their bullets moved through their bdiies like a hot knife theough butter, absoulutylu rupping the fiends an dacar apart, OH FUCK, forgort there was people in there, the group torched the fiends and the car, melting the couple inside aswell, oops whoopsies, this is gonna be taken as a learning exepeornce for them as they all looked at each other with a grizzled and stunned look as they pretedned like that didnt happen and move onto the large group opf fiends that had heard the gunfire and moved on their location, it was show time.

The group assembled into a like mighty ducks V formation, spreading at least 5 feet apart to give space and be able to give equal coverage of the street, the made their formation, moved to a kneeled formation and opened fire. The damn near thousnads of fiends had all moved down the street from the wizard headquarters, fiends out of the near buildings heard the gun fire as well and opened up and out of their respected builodings and joined the fight, all these disgusting fiends charging full speed at the five at the end of the block, thee fiends running ful speed, shouldedr to shoulder with their rifles in their hands raised above their heads, releasing a loud and kinda pussy like warcry, like thier mom just canceled their discord subscription and now they cant talk to their "kitten." the first small wave of fiends that piled out the near by buildings were wasted in a single mag dump from VanSHmeat, while he reloaded the rest picked up the paste and started firing even with the next wave of fiends noteven within a block of them, Big Business' M60 tore through the fiends, turning their flesh to ash as the large rounds tore through them, slicing neckbeardss to pieces with a single round alone, but sending his entire first box mag down range, he melted the first wave by himself, painting the roads red, putting the fear of whatever god these fiends follow as the second wave wavered, seeing their piers just get tuerned into a puddle, they paused 2 blocks away from the heroes and just stared them down, they just stood there, waiting and watching they did nothing, the streets grew dead quiet and the group just looked at each other in confusion. The fiends pulled their weapons down and began to chamber rounds, only problem was that they are still necdk beards that have no idea how to use their weapons, they have been using them more a melee first attack, hitting civilans and wizards with the butt end of their wepons as they held the barrel like a baseball bat. The comotion of the fiends trying to quickly use the weapons showed the royal 5 how to approch the encounter as they reentered their original formation but instead of holding the block they raised their weapons and pressed fowrad with Freddy taking lead. The fiends looked up to see what was happening, they began to panic as the group that had killed hundreds in less than a couple minuets was moving closer, the panic made the fiends work faster and more erratically, more mistakes would be made at this rate and they were, gun shots could be heard going of from the large pile of fiends but none of those rounds were ever fired at the 5 down the street who all took cover behind parked cars in the city street when they heard the first shots, Fred peaked his head around the corner of the vehicle at the make shift army only to see somthing that would let out a disappointing scoff out of him. The gun shots they heard were the fiends trying rush teach themselves how to use their weapons leading to them firing rounds into near by buildings, their fellow neckbeards, and ultimately themselves. Panic set in the army as many fiends were dropping dead, either from accidently shooting themselves or their fellow "soldier," the fiends began to scramble, either running and hiding in the nearby buildings, running back towards the headquarters or like the majority of the thousand plus feinds, dropping their weapons and just full sending their press attack and runnig to the group down the street, angry and pretty gross looking they ran. The group moved out of cover and went back into formation and let all of their weapons loose, they wernt moving in waves anymore, they were all moving on the group at full speed, the group didnt panic and focused on what was infront of them and opened fired, each member began to mag dump on the force moving on them, at least 800 fiend lives were taken before the groups first reload, but there was so many fiends a dent into their numbers was barley made, without much time to reload, Todoroki would buy them some time to reload

"They put this shit in my body for a reason it better fucking work now…"

Todo dropped his weapons and jumped onto a nearby car and began to summon his buttplu powers he recieveed from Proffessor. Todo's hands began to shine as his rectum began to tingle as well, Todoroki used the powers from the academy as his hand shined and burst to flames as he lit the streets in front of them on fire, torching the feinds in front of them and creating a wall the fiends would not cross as the flames covered the streets completely and being too tall to be flown over. Todoroki bought them time and the rest of the team met him on top of the car with fist bumps and faces of approval, they can see though the flames and see all that was in front of them, their was no way they would survive with the way they're going, a new plan was needed to reach the headquarters, the burning red sky began to darken to a burning blood color, not as dark as night but instread the entire city was covered in a dark ember shade. The group took advantage pf the darkness, looking into the fires to see fiends trying to get through the fire and pershing, many other fiends began to circle around the buildings to the group. The royal 5 saw a nearby building not affected by the fire that could lead them up and around the fire, the group all nodded and moved, as they jumped down, D.va got one last look into the skies, the large eyes in the sky were still there looking down at his destruction, piercing back into the eyes of D.va, he sees all and knows whos coming, the fight is no match for him and he knows it, but there is something that scares him, and its missing from his collection.