Deku had begujn to limp towards the location of the big boom, the large explosion that had flashed the big ligjt in the sky that had alerted the location of the aaRoyaql five's location, The explosisiom could be seen from miles away, easily being able to be see =n from where Deku was at, a Wendy's from outside the city limits, he began to limp to the city outskirts past the military presenvee that help the roasdways not letting in any civilian presence into the city. ( HOLY FUCK IM DO FUCKING DRUNK, TJHER TYPOE OF CONTENT THAT YOIU SAY =W IN THE PSUUTY PATRY YOU MAY SEEK NOW, FUCK I NEED HEKLPO IN SO CXLSOSRE TO KILL MYSLEF, IM GOING TO KILL MT=YSELF, I HAVE A BERATTA RIGHT NOQ I QILL UNLOAD THE MAHAZINE RIGHT NOQ THANK YOU)
DEku berghan ro make his way into the city before he hearx la the mayhem tah twas ito the cuty (hpplu HOLY FUCKHOLD ON, I TRIED TO SOBER UP AND TAKE THIS PZART, I A M SO DRUNK, THIS IS THE MSOT DRUNK IN MIONTHS, IVE TAKE SOME TIME SINCE TAJING THE TIME TI WRITE THE NEC=XT PART OF THE C=FAN FICTION, ITS 2022 AND IM WEARRINFG SOM BASEBALL OUTFILDER SUNG LASSESS AT 2 IN THE MORNING, I HOOPE YOU ALL LIKE THIS FAN FICTION AS THIS WHILL BE THE ONLY WORK MY FAMILY W ILL FIND WHEN IULTIMATLY KILL MYLSEF WITH A GUN SHOT TO MY HEAS, I HOPE YOU ALL ENNOY AS IT HAS BEEN A LONG TIME COIMG, ANYWAY.) (VHOMWATLY IO HABE A SRINKINF PROBLKEM AND I THINK AT EHT WNS OF THE DAY IM GOING TO KILL MYSEOF, PROBABLY WIHT A GUN BARREL POINTED AT MY SCULL AS I PULL THE TRIGGER BUT HEY, EVERYONE WEADNTS A FUNNTY ENDING TO THIS FAN FICTION ASO I MIGHT AS WELL FINISH THIS BEFORE I FINISH MYSELF HAHA ;( ( I DONT REMEBER ANY OF THIS SO WHO CARES) (when i kill myslef put this nin my suicdie not as i killed myslef with notinh but haappiness as i pulled the trigger note haha) Deku saw the sunlight that had taken the night sky to illuminate the sky, signally rhe presence of hte group being s till alive, fighting the group of unknown to Deku as the gtunszhots and screams can be herald from screams more that miles away, Deku began to move with soem haste as the sword that was om his waist nbagan to dlglow, beaming with power, the fleshlight of power had fpunf a victim, a outlet of pain to be bustowed apon otherds, Deku began tio mauve ater and fathers as the battle had cried for someone to take it into it's own hands, a stinky, oh so stinky swpord miastankly tajen as shake weight htat had so happen to bew flesh lights htat had been fucked and cummed unit many timeas had been ready for batlte (for contex i had jsu dropped my Xbox aeries S on the floor and im going to see if HAlo Infinte works)(Halo infinite workjsa asdn i insteaD PLAYE D PaApex legends ro diff that im shit at this game insterad.)]\
DElku crwlred out of the five night's pf Wnrdy;s ass look alike before fidning the street that lead to where his so called friends were to be found, a large sound of gun shots were to ber heard as man gun shots were to ber heard from hte Wendy;s (HOLY FUCK ONE OF THESE DAYS IM GOING TO PUT A BERATTA 9MM INTO MY MOUTH WITH DRAKE PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND AS I PUL THE TRIGGER RELEASING MYSELF OF ALL THIS PAIN, ONE OF THESE DAYS I SWEAR TO GOD I
LL DO IT) Deku began to crw;l towards the light as pain had taken over his body, nothing but suffering was elt over every muscke of his body, but he continued on. (It's been like a week since I've written the paragraphs above, it was a drunken rage that led to these thoughts and ima be honest I have no memory of any of this, everything is fine, I'm not insane, continue the fan fiction) (another pause, it's been three months and holy fuck what the hell was i talkingabout, im still drunk and the fan fiction must go on, Scottie Barnes ROTY i called it in chapter 10 or 11 whatever the fuck, who cares. Scottie for president dfuvk what yiur heard, where am i?) the sounds of what Deku thinks are his friends as shots ring through the buildings leading to him as he approaches the police barricade, he stumbles to the police officers as they try to help him up but Deku shoves them off and grabs the nearest officer by the collar
"Where is Fred VanVleet?"
Rounds where sent off every second as Fred's avenger type group killed every last goon in the city, spreading wide to cover the majority of the city to try and give the town a fighting chance to take the city back completely for when they leave, they each killed all that they can see and cleared almost every building before regrouping at the police station where most that where inside began to spread out and cover more perimeter to help the ROyal five in their efforts. For yhje most parts they did a good enough job, killing most of the fiends in the area and not loosing toom any civilains in the process, the group regrouped by the police sation as i fucking said and reported how many they've killed and what's the next plan of action. The group met up in t=front of the wizard station (i've been calling it the wrong thing FUCK, anywaY)
"あなたたちは本当に良い仕事をしました"
The group perplexed looked towards the voice to see a women to walk out of the wizard station, its was a lengthy but quite beautiful cat girl, wearing what Fred VanSchmeat can point out as the leading lueutenant of the precinct in the downtown Crown's Keep.
"もしあなたが5人が再び町にいるなら、最初のラウンドは私にあります、あなたたちは本当に私たちのお尻を救いました、敬意を表して"
"What in the fuck is she saying?"
The group was complety confused as what she was trying to say and kinda just stared at her completely dumbfounded, what the fuck are you supposed to say to someone that is both a cat girl and speaks Japanese
"私はあなたが今グーグル翻訳にいるに違いない、あなたは汚れ袋ではないか?私は猫の女の子が大丈夫好きです"
"She's asking if you need any help"
From the group of people held up in the Wizard station was a large figure who you might be thinking he's chasing Michael Jordan in championship rings but instead is the sergeant of the Crown's Keep precinct and this Cat Girls Lover, Sergeant James, as heroes of Crown's Keep you make call him by his full name, Lebron James.
"Her name is Lueutenant Samantha James and asks if this group og Royal soldiers needs any help with thier quest to take down whoever set fire to her city."
"ラプターズの雌犬はあなたが聞いたことをファックしてください"
"I know i know im going to tell them, she says she has also gone to the great wizard school of hogwarts where you all reside and has the ability to help you all in battle if you would allow her, Please she is meant for this battle, she is more than prepared for it."
"神私はダラスカウボーイズが嫌いです、それを言っていませんが、イーグルスはあなたが聞いたことをファックします"
"She begs to allow her to tag along for your journey for greatness, fot the land. Crown's Keep, this is for them."
Fred Vanshmeat was very confused to see Lebron James here but was more equally confused to see that he was banging a cat girl in a Police outfit, he shook his head and looked at his group behind him who was down a man and was also very confused trying to piece together what hte fuck is going on between Lebron James and a Cat girl from fortnite. He saw him team in pieces and just said fuck it, what is the wors that could happen.
"Y-yes we will take her, we will se what she beholds and could help us on our journey…"
Excited the CatGirl named Samantha began to jump for joy as she clutched her man and gave him a big kiss as Lebron brought her in by the ass and kissed her passionatly, the group cringed but accepted the mistake that fred had made as their new teammate was a stuipd cat girl in a police outfit ( Fuck sake why? ) she moved her hand down to her man's pants and started saying some shit in japanese, fuck who knows what shes saying but Lebron understood as a big smile came across his face and look aponf the group with a nod as he started walking to the Wizard station trying to hide his boner that his cat girl lovely gave him.
Fred got his group together with their new member that we're just gona call Sam, Fred explained thor end goal and what mission they were given from Proffesor Dumbledor, Sam began to nod nad ran into the Wizard station, the five looked at each other in confusion before in an instant Sam came back out holding a shell shadem Scar-L with a suppressor along with her standard issued police glock 18 with hollow points and extended mags. The royal five were stunned but not surprised that the even the wizard police were over armed and ready to kill wizard minorities by any given notice, they will let that slide for now as there was a god about abilterate their town so they should probably worry about that. Fred shook his head again and thought her weapons would help greatly in combat, no matter what rank you are or whoever you are shouldnt have this kind of hardware, but it world for now.
"Anyway we need to push past the city into the forest, we'll pass by the outskirts by the motels and dividing neighborhoods, take any combatants and move towards our target that Proffesor dumbledor bestod apon us, let's move"
Fred began to move out before hearing some kind scraping noice appearing behind him, he sensed it and quickly drawed his pistols and pointed tham at the being behind him, what was now infront of him just simply pissed him off. It was a very dirty and what seemed to be very injured Deku in his bright pink new attire thanks to the FRed man but a good dose of red, what seemed to be his own blood covered him as he dragged his sword along the ground all the way to the station to find his roommate post battle covered in fiend blood himslef
"I have seen alot in the past hour, and i dont know if any of you are ready for hwat i've learned"
The group of now 6 looked at each other before Sam and Anna Farris helped Deku up and led him into the pavement of the sidewalk to let him sit for a while and explain what the fuck is happening from his end. Only Sam, D.va and Anna stayed behind to listen as Fred, Todo and Bizmack raided the Wizard Station's armory for any ammunition or matierial that could help, they found mostly enough ammunition to fill up their empty magazines that were used in battle along with a couple spells that Bizmack the senior wrote down that could be useful in the future, one spell for healing, one for power, one for procreation? We'll hold onto that last one for maybe later who knows.
The thre grabbed what the y could even taking whatever foof the station had as their was a long journey infrotn of them nad they deserved whatever food they could steal, they met they rest of the group in the front of the building with food and ammunition as Deku had already finished his story of cowardice or whatever the fuck.
"あなたがグーグル翻訳でこれを読んでいるならあなたは愚痴を得ることがありません"
Fred saw Sam standing in front of him with her hands on her hips as he walked out with bullets nad donuts not understanding a single thing
"Uh huh, yeah whatever you siad scratch that because the sun is about to rise and we are running out of time before we lose the county and we let this whole invasion thing blow out on our faces, so let's get a move on yeah miss cat girl lady?"
Fred look on at Sam with a smug face as Sam was not happy in the slightest, she turned to a now bandaged Deku and helped him onto his feet, they began to walk back though the city as the police holding the city on locked down moved in and even brought the group their vehicle that they arrived in, the group thanked the wizard police as Sam waved to her loving Lebron as she got into the vehicle herself
"レブロン・ジェームズが大嫌い"
Yeah whatever you say as Fred pulled out of the city towards the city suburbs, their had been a lot of gunfire coming from this direction but not alot of police chatter, the Royal 7 was newly formed and on their way and ready to help in anyway they could
"They adden another one to their masses, should that be aconcern my lord?"
"Now doctor, if their was any concern we wouldn't be invading this horid pathetic city first now would we, we take this birth place of Hogwarts and then the world will be ours, now Doctor, do as your told and the riches will be to much for one man to handle, do not let them enter the forest, by ANY MEANS, you have your mission, for our holy fathers!"
" *sign* for our Holy fathers…"
