What Else Can Two British Vampire's Have In Common?

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Warnings: Cami Bashing, Character death, ripped out hearts, blood, mentions of killing, mentions of poly and threesome, Lighting people on fire, fire, setting things on fire

Info You Might Need To Know: "Speaking",

Word Count: 1.9K

Requested By: Request by PrimitiveParadox on Ao3: I also think Enzo is like someone super protective of Caroline, yk. Like esp after what happened w Stefan, and he doesn't fail to tell that incident to Klaus in his version of a shovel talk. I also have this headcanon of Enzo seeing Camille and immediately being all "she's such a cheap version of gorgeous it's not even funny" because he has no compunctions about being polite and his loyalty is only to Caroline. God i would love to see Enzo confront clammy ugh

Summary: Enzo and Klaus bond over their mutual interest of keeping Caroline safe, and happy.

Today's Special

Can I have your daughter for the rest of my life?

Say yes, say yes, 'cause I need to know

You say I'll never get your blessin' 'til the day I die

"Tough luck, my friend, but the answer is no"

Caroline nervously glanced between the two British vampire's sitting across from each other. Both their glasses looked just about ready to crack under all the pressure they were being put under.

"Are you sure we should leave them alone?" The baby vampire asked, scared to even take her eyes off the boys.

"They'll be fine." Rebekah rolled her eyes. "More importantly, we need to get your wardrobe updated. I refuse to let the Queen of New Orleans run around looking like this."

Caroline whipped her head around to stare at the blond, "What! I'm not queen." she denied.

Rebekah shrugged, "They sure think you are."

"Why?"

"Blame the giant portrait of you hanging in the wanker's office, above the mantle, and in the meeting room." The blond original answered, pointing a perfectly manicured finger at her brother.

"Now enough of that. The blond skank is almost done making her round, and as much as I'd love to see reality slap her in the face, I want her to meet you in front of all of New Orleans elite, where they can all see the look on her face. Plus, I won't ever hear the end of it from Kol if he missed out just because he insisted on showing your witch friend around. I also think that he's trying to convince your British friend to join them in a threesome, and I wanna be back to see that conversation go down. Which means we need to leave now." Rebekah said, grabbing Caroline by the arm and dragging her out.

"You know, you really didn't need to accompany Caroline down here." Klaus says casually, taking a sip of his drink.

There's only enough room for one accented man in her life.

Enzo leaned back casually in his chair, "Well someone needed to be there for her."

Bring it.

"Do you know your old pal Stefan, or you call him the Rippah right, has been up to?" Enzo asked, leaning forward ever so slightly like a cat ready to pounce.

Klaus raised an eyebrow, "I've heard some tibids here and there."

"Well, did you know he pulled a page out of your book?" Enzo challenged. "Just that he went completely MIA. Gorgeous was worried sick about him." he said, finally catching the hybrid's attention.

"Did he now?"

"Had this little side piece, Evy, Ivy, Izzy? I can't for the life of me remember? Well not like I really bothered," The younger vampire shrugged, "It was one little snap and toodeloo Ivy."

"She was a lot like your friend Cathy over there," Enzo began, pointing at the blond who was approaching their table and had surely heard them. He waited for Klaus to correct him, but resisted the pleased smile that was about to appear when he didn't. "She talked too much, a little too clingy. Worse of all, she made Caroline cry."

"Wanna know what I did to her?" Enzo asked.

Klaus smirked, "One little snap?" he quoted.

"Exactly. I honestly didn't really want to cause her pain, I just wanted to make Stefan suffer. He was the real cause behind her hurt." Enzo's voice then darkened, "Tell me. Would the little bartender's death cause you pain?"

Klaus leaned back in his chair casually, "She means nothing to me. I'm only using her." He said, knowing very well that the other blond could hear him, and ignored the little gasp she let out. His gaze fully focused on the one he perceived as a threat to his happiness.

Enzo may be able to persuade Caroline to leave New Orleans, and that was a much bigger threat than whatever hold Camille may have on Marcel and his little witch.

"Good, I don't get how she'd ever even compare. She's clearly nothing but a cheap version of gorgeous," Enzo glared at Klaus with a disgusted look, "Seriously, it's not even funny."

"Klaus!" Cami finally spoke up, "Aren't you going to say anything?"

"No." Klaus answers bluntly.

At Cami's confused expression, Enzo stands up. "Let me clear this up for you. You know why he even showed you a sliver of interest. Because he looked at you and saw a blond, blue eyed girl with a lack of survival instincts that he misplaced as courage. He saw a cheap imitation of Caroline. Which disgusts me. You are nothing like her. She's brave, strong, and loyal. You," Enzo scoffed, "are nothing. You're dull, boring, and have no idea what you're talking about. Caroline can understand Klaus, they both connect. But you, you can analyze him all you like. But you'll never know him."

Klaus smirked from the rim of his glass, Enzo had officially just earned some respect with that comment. He was right.

Camille could break down his past and psychology all she likes, but she'll never even begin to know him.

Not in the way his family does.

And never on the level Caroline does. No one could touch that one.

As Enzo sat back down, the hybrid glanced at him. "Interesting story. But you know what would have been better?"

"Do tell?" The vampire challenged.

"I would have literally burned Stefan's life to the ground, starting with his house. Next, we would change what he loved most about his little girlfriend, her humanity. Then I would have bitten her, and Elena." Klaus smirked.

Enzo gave him a crooked grin, "I see. Make him choose who to save."

"Exactly. He would choose Elena."

"Without a doubt." Enzo nodded.

"Then, I would heal his other woman. Leaving him with no other choice than to beg Caroline to save Elena." The hybrid chuckled.

Enzo smirked, "Shame. I would have loved to see that happen. But I could still see something like that happen." Seeing Klaus' confusion, he grins, "Rip out Cami's heart."

Klaus raised an eyebrow, "That's all?"

Enzo shrugged, "I've seen Caroline go down this road before, and I don't want to again. So easy solution, destroy the said road. I could do it, but why have all the fun. Rip out her heart." Enzo said seriously.

Enzo half expected Klaus to now back off, but the thousand year hybrid was never one to shy away from bloodshed. So before he could even fully blink, there was a whoosh and a still beating heart appeared in the center of the table in front of him.

"Now what to do about Stefan?" Klaus asked, tapping his blood coated fingers on the table.

Enzo paused, before a smirk slowly appeared on his face, "I think we're going to get along." He said, completely changing his tune from before, and he flashed Klaus a genuine smile that displayed his fangs. "Now your idea was well, but…"

When Caroline and Rebekah came back later that day, they found Klaus and Enzo no longer trying to light each other on fire, but instead discussing the best way to light someone on fire to cause them the most amount of pain.

As if they were long lost friends.

Brought together by their mutual interest of keeping a certain blond baby vampire, safe and happy.

I know this was on the shorter side, but I just wanted to capture the possible bromance Klaus and Enzo could develop over their mutual interest of keeping Caroline safe and happy.

I love Caroline and Enzo, but as friends (More like brother and sister) than anything. I know a lot of people shipped them, and I can totally get why. But again, I've always seen their relationship as platonic, because at the end of the day, Klaroline is my top ship. (Plus, I also shipped him with Bonnie a lot. Heck one of my favorite pairing slightly underneath Kennett is Kol x Bonnie x Enzo).

Also, I'm assuming I got the incident you were referring to? (Because if there's another, and I missed it, I really want to know. I'd love to see Enzo being protective of Caroline.)

I had someone call me out for quote, 'Slutshamming' and how I was putting down Klaus' other love interest's to make myself feel better about Klaroline or something like that. I can't remember, because I deleted the comment. Anyway, are they right. I kind of feel like they are. But honestly, I can recognize that it may seem a bit toxic, but I honestly don't care. I'm putting down a character, and I can clearly see the difference between a character and Cami's actress - Leah. My hate ends at Cami and does not travel to Leah. So I think I'm fine in that area, and my 'toxicity' is fine. Because I am only hating a character, so if you don't like it. Don't read my content. I make sure to put my warnings up. If you don't follow them, that's on you, not me.

You are entitled to your OPINION, but it won't change that at the end of the day I am happy with myself, with who I hate.

Anyways,

KLAROLINE FOR LIFE BECAUSE I WILL GO DOWN WITH THIS SHIP!