*still laughing about the title* here, have some silly shadonourge.
not meant to be taken seriously, but the situation was requested. that's probably as far as I'll go, the dirt.
maybe one day I might write a good lemon without worry. one day
"Why do you get to top? You did it last time!," the green hedgehog spat angrily to the dark and red streaked hedgehog. "Because I'm a more tender lover, and after a long day, he should have tender love making," Shadow said smoothly.
The green, scarred hedgehog's face seemed to grow an angry red," I can be tender!," he said defensively, making the other snort and stifle a laugh. "What?! I can be! I just don't show you because you like it rougher!," he spat, his fur rising from irritation.
"C-come on guys, this is ridiculous…," the blue hedgehog beneath them said, obviously flustered. "No it's not! This is important blue!," Scourge said, the dark male rolling his ruby eyes. "To you maybe you dominator….," he muttered.
"You're like that too old man!"
"What did you call me?"
"OK! Enough!," Sonic said, gently pushing the angry males apart.
Every time they agreed to go to bed together, one one try to do something with the other and then the remaining would feel left out. This usually lead to the agreement of tagging, yet most of the time it started with an argument of who would go first and do what to who.
It was nice to be fought over for each other them, but at this point it was becoming an issue.
"Guys, can we just...take a minute?"
He sighed when the two seemed to still in his hold. In his hands, he noted the differences in feeling. From the soft fluff on Shadow's chest, to the soft chest with smooth scars on the chest of Scourge.
He flushed at the the defined muscles beneath.
"I mean...we always do this…."
The emeralds seemed to become timid at the heated gazes. "I-I, what I meant-," he paused, swallowing when the other seemed to shift to become taller. "Can't we all share?," he asked, flushing a light red.
"NO!" the two bellowed at the hedgehog. "Why not?! It would give you guys a chance to try to out do each other while doing the do. Then switch it up….It's still better than arguing..," he muttered, lying back down with a huff.
The two seemed to stare at each other, blue orbs meeting red orbs silently before two smirks appeared.
"So you think you can handle both of us at the same time in the same place?," Scourge asked, shifting a bit.
Sonic felt his stomach twist at the mention. "Um…," he flushed a dark red. Shadow seemed to lean over him, a small grin on his features," Think we can fit in there alright?"
"UM."
"I mean, if we work together~," Scourge said with a grin, Shadow seemed to smirk more at that. "Right….team work~ No arguments~ Just like you wanted...right faker?," Shadow asked softly, chuckling at the nervously shy look.
"Yeeeaaaaah~ Just like you wanted~," Scourge purred, leaning down and giving a peck to his cheek.
Sonic squeaked when he felt a hand rest on his chest.
After that, everything seemed to blur together.
And in the morning, the two dominant males smirked at how the other had to limp heavily to move to place to place.
When asked, the blue teen flushed and said he tripped. Earning a quick quip from his green counterpart that he "fell on his ass too".
Least to say, the dark hedgehog wouldn't let him on the couch as he gave comfort snuggles to his blue lover.
Unfortunately, this lead to another huffy argument, which in turn lead to the three of them snuggling beneath a blanket together with different pizzas.
After times were always amazing, it showed how soft and caring they could each be. He hoped it would never change.
No matter what.